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#338 - k  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#339 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
good
User avatar #342 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
wow

very troll

such lel
#330 - No....I just believe people should give credit where credit is…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#335 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
sure your motives are pure.

stop bsing before you hurt yourself. youre a selfish pig whos trying to mask what you really feeling
User avatar #341 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
woah, man, you're such a master troll, lelelel
#345 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
actually i just caught 2 of you hypocrites in one thread
User avatar #347 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
socaught

I must be #rekt

Your immaculate and ironclad logic is making me fanny-frustrated
#416 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
what?
#338 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
k
#339 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
good
User avatar #342 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
wow

very troll

such lel
#322 - The description is wrong. If you're relying on the description… 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#320 - What are you talking about... So you're saying it do…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#324 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
yes im cool with it. you just dont want people to get credit for anything because it creates a sense of you not doing enough. you hate hearing good things because it reflects how little you are doing
#330 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
No....I just believe people should give credit where credit is due, and in this case the credit should go to this Columbian priest. I'm not saying the Pope deserves no recognition, since it was his message that influenced the priest to sell the car, and that's awesome, but there's wayyyy too much misinformation on the Internet, and I feel people should educate themselves and be aware of the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Also I love hearing good things going on in the world, and I love seeing this on the news instead of another shooting going on, or another terrorist attack, etc. I may not be capable of doing what the Pope is doing, but I try to make as much of a contribution to society as I can, and for you to assume I don't do anything for my fellow man is just silly of you.
#335 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
sure your motives are pure.

stop bsing before you hurt yourself. youre a selfish pig whos trying to mask what you really feeling
User avatar #341 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
woah, man, you're such a master troll, lelelel
#345 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
actually i just caught 2 of you hypocrites in one thread
User avatar #347 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
socaught

I must be #rekt

Your immaculate and ironclad logic is making me fanny-frustrated
#416 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
what?
#338 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
k
#339 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
good
User avatar #342 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
wow

very troll

such lel
#313 - But no it wasn't his car. It was a PRIEST IN COLUMBIA who sold…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
User avatar #319 - schneidend (11/08/2013) [-]
Description says it was provided by the Vatican, not a particular priest.
#322 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
The description is wrong. If you're relying on the description of content on Funnyjunk to be the source of your news, I worry for your future.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24036965

www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/pope-francis-inspires-colombian-priest-to-sell-mercedes/
#308 - why not what?  [+] (12 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#318 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
why cant i be blinded by sensationalist media? it offers more motivation then your crybaby view of the world.

i bet you would of been the kind of person who was like OMG SAINT NICOLAS COULDNT HAVE BEEN SANTA. SANTA CANT FLY ARE YOU ALL FUCKING IDIOTS?!?!!


RHAHAHAHAH RAGGGGE
#320 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
What are you talking about...

So you're saying it doesn't matter if what you read is lies, as long as it makes you feel good, you'll eat that shit up for days? How fucking ignorant of the world can you get man?
#324 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
yes im cool with it. you just dont want people to get credit for anything because it creates a sense of you not doing enough. you hate hearing good things because it reflects how little you are doing
#330 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
No....I just believe people should give credit where credit is due, and in this case the credit should go to this Columbian priest. I'm not saying the Pope deserves no recognition, since it was his message that influenced the priest to sell the car, and that's awesome, but there's wayyyy too much misinformation on the Internet, and I feel people should educate themselves and be aware of the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Also I love hearing good things going on in the world, and I love seeing this on the news instead of another shooting going on, or another terrorist attack, etc. I may not be capable of doing what the Pope is doing, but I try to make as much of a contribution to society as I can, and for you to assume I don't do anything for my fellow man is just silly of you.
#335 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
sure your motives are pure.

stop bsing before you hurt yourself. youre a selfish pig whos trying to mask what you really feeling
User avatar #341 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
woah, man, you're such a master troll, lelelel
#345 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
actually i just caught 2 of you hypocrites in one thread
User avatar #347 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
socaught

I must be #rekt

Your immaculate and ironclad logic is making me fanny-frustrated
#416 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
what?
#338 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
k
#339 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
good
User avatar #342 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
wow

very troll

such lel
#303 - Argh, another story taken out of context.... The Pope…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... +1
#305 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
why not?
#308 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
why not what?
#318 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
why cant i be blinded by sensationalist media? it offers more motivation then your crybaby view of the world.

i bet you would of been the kind of person who was like OMG SAINT NICOLAS COULDNT HAVE BEEN SANTA. SANTA CANT FLY ARE YOU ALL FUCKING IDIOTS?!?!!


RHAHAHAHAH RAGGGGE
#320 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
What are you talking about...

So you're saying it doesn't matter if what you read is lies, as long as it makes you feel good, you'll eat that shit up for days? How fucking ignorant of the world can you get man?
#324 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
yes im cool with it. you just dont want people to get credit for anything because it creates a sense of you not doing enough. you hate hearing good things because it reflects how little you are doing
#330 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
No....I just believe people should give credit where credit is due, and in this case the credit should go to this Columbian priest. I'm not saying the Pope deserves no recognition, since it was his message that influenced the priest to sell the car, and that's awesome, but there's wayyyy too much misinformation on the Internet, and I feel people should educate themselves and be aware of the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Also I love hearing good things going on in the world, and I love seeing this on the news instead of another shooting going on, or another terrorist attack, etc. I may not be capable of doing what the Pope is doing, but I try to make as much of a contribution to society as I can, and for you to assume I don't do anything for my fellow man is just silly of you.
#335 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
sure your motives are pure.

stop bsing before you hurt yourself. youre a selfish pig whos trying to mask what you really feeling
User avatar #341 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
woah, man, you're such a master troll, lelelel
#345 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
actually i just caught 2 of you hypocrites in one thread
User avatar #347 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
socaught

I must be #rekt

Your immaculate and ironclad logic is making me fanny-frustrated
#416 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
what?
#338 - swiftcashew (11/08/2013) [-]
k
#339 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/08/2013) [-]
good
User avatar #342 - catsareforcancer (11/08/2013) [-]
wow

very troll

such lel
#300 - Hey man hate to burst your bubble but that's talking about a C… 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#63 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on What a time to be alive +2
#82 - marvelboytwo (11/03/2013) [-]
What show is this?
#85 - Nickdowgg (11/03/2013) [-]
Workaholics, it's pretty good IMO.
#170 - not tryin to start **** but considering most of E…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Seriously? +11
#265 - elaxx (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, in Czech Republic we have to pay for application, though it makes around $20. Nevertheless if you want to try to apply to more colleges/universities at once, it's pretty costy.
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