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#43 - No. 14 hours ago on Question for yall +1
#8 - Picture 15 hours ago on You maniacs! you blew it up! +7
#19 - Picture 16 hours ago on the conception of the human... 0
#86 - **swiftarrow rolled image ** ...what my superpower will be,…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on White people +12
#87 - starlordoriginal (16 hours ago) [-]
damn that was a nice roll
#85 - **swiftarrow rolled image ** What i have to eat, to gain su…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on White people 0
#86 - swiftarrow (16 hours ago) [-]
**swiftarrow rolled image** ...what my superpower will be, after eating a dog and her suicidal masturbating kid.
#87 - starlordoriginal (16 hours ago) [-]
damn that was a nice roll
#95 - Nah, i do like Anime from time to time, but most of them ar… 11/25/2014 on ITS HAPPENING 0
#78 - I like it.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on ITS HAPPENING 0
User avatar #79 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And your profile pic is anime. let me guess your a weatard who sits on watches Sailor Moon all day.
#95 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]

Nah, i do like Anime from time to time, but most of them are 80% fanservice nowadays, so i stick to series like The Walking dead and the likes.

Thank you for showing interest in my hobbies though.

#76 - You're right. I don't have friends, neither do i have weed. …  [+] (33 new replies) 11/25/2014 on ITS HAPPENING +2
#183 - alexandervascus (11/26/2014) [-]
Dat groin vault and ridged lintel structure. Beautiful relief work and Corinthian capital pillars. DOES THOU HAVE SAUCE ON THIS ROMANESQUE BEAUTY?
User avatar #77 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
What does that image have to do with anything.
User avatar #84 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
>Culture

Gold. Fucking gold.
User avatar #87 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And if yall whites have culture how come all you guys pretend to be black and be rappers like Eminem.
#132 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
thats jewish culture though

they find some dumb nigger and get him to act like an animal to attract other niggers to act like that

blacks themselves don't have a culture, besides failure.
#98 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
muh culture....

yea all whites try to steal the culture of grass skirts, danving around a bonfire, shoving a bone through thair noses and throwing spears.

the house you're in, is white architecture
the cloth you're wearing, is white fashion
the language you're speaking, is white language
the technology you're using, is white technology
the medicine you take, is all white science

this is you without us. you are our product, we made you, we own you. you are a nobody in this planet, don't take my word for it, open any page in a history book
#99 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
< you
#101 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
<you
#103 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
No this is me. Nice try tho
#144 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2014) [-]
you look like an alien

Ayy lmao
#115 - hatinonmyrolls (11/25/2014) [-]
do you read minds with that big ass forehead bra?
#106 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
nice receding hairline brah
User avatar #107 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Post a picture of your self than if u so handsome.
#133 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
"I'd also beat your scrawny ass."

thanks for proving that blacks are violent animals who can't think

also you're a twigboy yourself, stop talking shit
#120 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
brah
#118 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
ok, now i know you're trolling... i can see what you ate that day
User avatar #121 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
what i eat
User avatar #119 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
u dnt lift mang
User avatar #112 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
"I'd also beat your scrawny ass."

judging from your shoulders, you couldn't even pick a bag of skittles and ice tea
#116 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
do u evn lift
User avatar #114 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
That picture is from freshman year of highschool.
User avatar #111 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
the tread reached limit, but no need to be mad brah,
Why you heff to be mad? (Original)
#108 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
w/e, don't take much picture so grabbed the first thing from my computer
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
I'd also beat your scrawny ass.
User avatar #109 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Wow just as i thought common faggot
User avatar #90 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
That's racist.
#82 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
of course you won't understand that picture, you're a dirty jungle monkey, why would you know anything about art .
User avatar #85 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Understand? You're dumb as fuck dude. It's a painting. Your argument that i don't understand art is because i'm black? Wow you're an idiot.
#88 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
im sorry, i don't speak monkey. ogga booga what?
User avatar #93 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Lol okay trolling faggot. Go play world of warcraft and i'm gonna go talk to females.
User avatar #78 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #79 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And your profile pic is anime. let me guess your a weatard who sits on watches Sailor Moon all day.
#95 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]

Nah, i do like Anime from time to time, but most of them are 80% fanservice nowadays, so i stick to series like The Walking dead and the likes.

Thank you for showing interest in my hobbies though.

#74 - Atleast i'm not a ****** .  [+] (53 new replies) 11/25/2014 on ITS HAPPENING +5
User avatar #75 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Well i have a job, a gf, weed, a loving family. i am fine with being a "nigger." Better than being a fat nerdy white fuck with no friends.
#80 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
wow, are you psychic or are u using some black magic to tell a person life story through funnyjunk... go be a nigger somewhere else you savage beat, and prepare your family for the gas chambers
User avatar #81 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Well post a picture of your self your probably an ugly white shit head.
#86 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
"ugly white"

coming from the shaved gorilla. ooga booga to you as well
#89 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
< me
#129 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
hahaah wtf your hairline is running from your face

fucking code lyoko levels of forehead hahaha

damn negro alien or some shit lol
#170 - kingderps (11/26/2014) [-]
His brain looks huge, he could be very smart.
User avatar #136 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
i think my forehead is normal. 5 fingers. i aint got no lebron line
User avatar #176 - hanabro (11/26/2014) [-]
This nigga literally has a fivehead.
#96 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
nice pubes.. o wait.. thats your hair
User avatar #97 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
I like my hair, i pick it out and i take care of it and make sure it stays nice and Afro. I bet your hair looks like shit and got split ends you white pig.
#100 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
"i like my hair" is that why all you're woman shave thair hair and put on a hat made out of white hair?
User avatar #102 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
That is some females, the same reason all girls wear make up. My sister does her hair so it looks white. That is just American beauty standards of WHITES, ASIANS, BLACKS, AND ALL RACES NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE FUCKIN IDIOT.
#104 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
>not all females

over 75% of blacks wear weaves... go watch "good hair" by chris rock, it shows a bunch of zoo monkeys trying to make themselves look more like human by covering their gorilla Afros with silky beautyful white hair
User avatar #123 - mathmanchris (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know what your problem is, but your parents seem too closely related. You're not only a shame to white people but to people in general.
#105 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Do you really believe these things or are you trolling? All the black girls i know got their real hair cuz they work hard to look pretty for us dudes. What do you do? Your hardest work in your life is being a racist fuck so move on. And i bet no black girl would touch your white small dick you faggot.
#117 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
#92 - hatinonmyrolls (11/25/2014) [-]
oh Jesus crist, its a worse than i thought.... its a mudblood shitskin
User avatar #94 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, and i'm tainting your white blood as you speak.
#76 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]
You're right. I don't have friends, neither do i have weed.
But i have something better.
#183 - alexandervascus (11/26/2014) [-]
Dat groin vault and ridged lintel structure. Beautiful relief work and Corinthian capital pillars. DOES THOU HAVE SAUCE ON THIS ROMANESQUE BEAUTY?
User avatar #77 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
What does that image have to do with anything.
User avatar #84 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
>Culture

Gold. Fucking gold.
User avatar #87 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And if yall whites have culture how come all you guys pretend to be black and be rappers like Eminem.
#132 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
thats jewish culture though

they find some dumb nigger and get him to act like an animal to attract other niggers to act like that

blacks themselves don't have a culture, besides failure.
#98 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
muh culture....

yea all whites try to steal the culture of grass skirts, danving around a bonfire, shoving a bone through thair noses and throwing spears.

the house you're in, is white architecture
the cloth you're wearing, is white fashion
the language you're speaking, is white language
the technology you're using, is white technology
the medicine you take, is all white science

this is you without us. you are our product, we made you, we own you. you are a nobody in this planet, don't take my word for it, open any page in a history book
#99 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
< you
#101 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
<you
#103 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
No this is me. Nice try tho
#144 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2014) [-]
you look like an alien

Ayy lmao
#115 - hatinonmyrolls (11/25/2014) [-]
do you read minds with that big ass forehead bra?
#106 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
nice receding hairline brah
User avatar #107 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Post a picture of your self than if u so handsome.
#133 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
"I'd also beat your scrawny ass."

thanks for proving that blacks are violent animals who can't think

also you're a twigboy yourself, stop talking shit
#120 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
brah
#118 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
ok, now i know you're trolling... i can see what you ate that day
User avatar #121 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
what i eat
User avatar #119 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
u dnt lift mang
User avatar #112 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
"I'd also beat your scrawny ass."

judging from your shoulders, you couldn't even pick a bag of skittles and ice tea
#116 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
do u evn lift
User avatar #114 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
That picture is from freshman year of highschool.
User avatar #111 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
the tread reached limit, but no need to be mad brah,
Why you heff to be mad? (Original)
#108 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
w/e, don't take much picture so grabbed the first thing from my computer
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
I'd also beat your scrawny ass.
User avatar #109 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Wow just as i thought common faggot
User avatar #90 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
That's racist.
#82 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
of course you won't understand that picture, you're a dirty jungle monkey, why would you know anything about art .
User avatar #85 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Understand? You're dumb as fuck dude. It's a painting. Your argument that i don't understand art is because i'm black? Wow you're an idiot.
#88 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
im sorry, i don't speak monkey. ogga booga what?
User avatar #93 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Lol okay trolling faggot. Go play world of warcraft and i'm gonna go talk to females.
User avatar #78 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #79 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And your profile pic is anime. let me guess your a weatard who sits on watches Sailor Moon all day.
#95 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]

Nah, i do like Anime from time to time, but most of them are 80% fanservice nowadays, so i stick to series like The Walking dead and the likes.

Thank you for showing interest in my hobbies though.

#70 - It is indeed ****** .  [+] (55 new replies) 11/25/2014 on ITS HAPPENING +5
User avatar #72 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Who cares hoenstly if i'm black, you're still a loser.
#74 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]
Atleast i'm not a nigger.
User avatar #75 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Well i have a job, a gf, weed, a loving family. i am fine with being a "nigger." Better than being a fat nerdy white fuck with no friends.
#80 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
wow, are you psychic or are u using some black magic to tell a person life story through funnyjunk... go be a nigger somewhere else you savage beat, and prepare your family for the gas chambers
User avatar #81 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Well post a picture of your self your probably an ugly white shit head.
#86 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
"ugly white"

coming from the shaved gorilla. ooga booga to you as well
#89 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
< me
#129 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
hahaah wtf your hairline is running from your face

fucking code lyoko levels of forehead hahaha

damn negro alien or some shit lol
#170 - kingderps (11/26/2014) [-]
His brain looks huge, he could be very smart.
User avatar #136 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
i think my forehead is normal. 5 fingers. i aint got no lebron line
User avatar #176 - hanabro (11/26/2014) [-]
This nigga literally has a fivehead.
#96 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
nice pubes.. o wait.. thats your hair
User avatar #97 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
I like my hair, i pick it out and i take care of it and make sure it stays nice and Afro. I bet your hair looks like shit and got split ends you white pig.
#100 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
"i like my hair" is that why all you're woman shave thair hair and put on a hat made out of white hair?
User avatar #102 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
That is some females, the same reason all girls wear make up. My sister does her hair so it looks white. That is just American beauty standards of WHITES, ASIANS, BLACKS, AND ALL RACES NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE FUCKIN IDIOT.
#104 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
>not all females

over 75% of blacks wear weaves... go watch "good hair" by chris rock, it shows a bunch of zoo monkeys trying to make themselves look more like human by covering their gorilla Afros with silky beautyful white hair
User avatar #123 - mathmanchris (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know what your problem is, but your parents seem too closely related. You're not only a shame to white people but to people in general.
#105 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Do you really believe these things or are you trolling? All the black girls i know got their real hair cuz they work hard to look pretty for us dudes. What do you do? Your hardest work in your life is being a racist fuck so move on. And i bet no black girl would touch your white small dick you faggot.
#117 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
#92 - hatinonmyrolls (11/25/2014) [-]
oh Jesus crist, its a worse than i thought.... its a mudblood shitskin
User avatar #94 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, and i'm tainting your white blood as you speak.
#76 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]
You're right. I don't have friends, neither do i have weed.
But i have something better.
#183 - alexandervascus (11/26/2014) [-]
Dat groin vault and ridged lintel structure. Beautiful relief work and Corinthian capital pillars. DOES THOU HAVE SAUCE ON THIS ROMANESQUE BEAUTY?
User avatar #77 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
What does that image have to do with anything.
User avatar #84 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
>Culture

Gold. Fucking gold.
User avatar #87 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And if yall whites have culture how come all you guys pretend to be black and be rappers like Eminem.
#132 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
thats jewish culture though

they find some dumb nigger and get him to act like an animal to attract other niggers to act like that

blacks themselves don't have a culture, besides failure.
#98 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
muh culture....

yea all whites try to steal the culture of grass skirts, danving around a bonfire, shoving a bone through thair noses and throwing spears.

the house you're in, is white architecture
the cloth you're wearing, is white fashion
the language you're speaking, is white language
the technology you're using, is white technology
the medicine you take, is all white science

this is you without us. you are our product, we made you, we own you. you are a nobody in this planet, don't take my word for it, open any page in a history book
#99 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
< you
#101 - niggabigboynigga (11/25/2014) [-]
<you
#103 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
No this is me. Nice try tho
#144 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2014) [-]
you look like an alien

Ayy lmao
#115 - hatinonmyrolls (11/25/2014) [-]
do you read minds with that big ass forehead bra?
#106 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
nice receding hairline brah
User avatar #107 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Post a picture of your self than if u so handsome.
#133 - youregaylol (11/25/2014) [-]
"I'd also beat your scrawny ass."

thanks for proving that blacks are violent animals who can't think

also you're a twigboy yourself, stop talking shit
#120 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
brah
#118 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
ok, now i know you're trolling... i can see what you ate that day
User avatar #121 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
what i eat
User avatar #119 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
u dnt lift mang
User avatar #112 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
"I'd also beat your scrawny ass."

judging from your shoulders, you couldn't even pick a bag of skittles and ice tea
#116 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
do u evn lift
User avatar #114 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
That picture is from freshman year of highschool.
User avatar #111 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
the tread reached limit, but no need to be mad brah,
Why you heff to be mad? (Original)
#108 - xsap (11/25/2014) [-]
w/e, don't take much picture so grabbed the first thing from my computer
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
I'd also beat your scrawny ass.
User avatar #109 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Wow just as i thought common faggot
User avatar #90 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
That's racist.
#82 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
of course you won't understand that picture, you're a dirty jungle monkey, why would you know anything about art .
User avatar #85 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Understand? You're dumb as fuck dude. It's a painting. Your argument that i don't understand art is because i'm black? Wow you're an idiot.
#88 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
im sorry, i don't speak monkey. ogga booga what?
User avatar #93 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
Lol okay trolling faggot. Go play world of warcraft and i'm gonna go talk to females.
User avatar #78 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #79 - xxkosukexx (11/25/2014) [-]
And your profile pic is anime. let me guess your a weatard who sits on watches Sailor Moon all day.
#95 - swiftarrow (11/25/2014) [-]

Nah, i do like Anime from time to time, but most of them are 80% fanservice nowadays, so i stick to series like The Walking dead and the likes.

Thank you for showing interest in my hobbies though.

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