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Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
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#115 - Worked at Subway for a while and this one guy would order the …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Eat Fresh +3
#164 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
posting as anon to not risk being caught but I used to visit subway like EVERY DAY practically during my previous job. As a result the workers there recognized me and we would shoot the shit whenever I went in, and on occasion after we were all off work would chill in the parking lot for a while and hang out.

To this day, 1 or 2 of them still work there, and if they're there when I go in, they charge me pretty much as cheap as they can for my sandwich. I've gotten a footlong turkey and ham (like a $7 sandwich I think?) for the price of a cookie. Usually they just charge me for the cheapest sandwich on the menu, but this day he was like "fuck it, that comes out to $0.54." It took me a minute to realize what it was that he charged me for.
#165 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh by risk being caught I mean someone recognizing me and the people there getting in trouble, I doubt it would happen, but would rather not risk them getting in trouble because i'm an idiot
User avatar #146 - hydraetis (01/21/2015) [-]
Any job involving working with customers is like a crash course in human stupidity and assholery.

User avatar #119 - trimageryan (01/21/2015) [-]
Yuuuup, gotta love working at subway.

The worst was I had this old lady who was super nice come in every saturday morning and she's order the exact same thing. Tuna on honey oat with spinach, toasted. But she wanted the spinach on the tuna before it was toasted. The smell didn't dissipate for hours.
#19 - One time I was stuck in a bathroom after having food poisoning… 09/28/2014 on Think differently +2
#196 - 3, 7, 9  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on So you're being hunted for... 0
User avatar #201 - dogeunlimited (09/26/2014) [-]
holy crap we said the same three
#40 - I have no clue what this means. I am a woman. I do not know. J… 09/11/2014 on Making fun of 1 of the 8... -1
#371 - My pus is named RV. It stands for rachel's vagina, but my boy… 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is -3
#13 - They need to make a step for masturbation procrastination betw… 08/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - The other day I was at a stoplight behind this group of bikers…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on ha +4
#13 - bergvall (08/15/2014) [-]
I know what arthritis is of course but I just thought Arthritis would be a BAD ASS name for like a god. Sons of Arthritis could be a sick metal band. Sorry i had to put down my thoughts...
#401 - Ketchup sandwiches. Saving Halloween candy for the whole year … 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... +1
#6 - Why is Wolverine in a support group?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on waht a twist +3
User avatar #8 - phawsy (08/08/2014) [-]
I think he is ment to be a bull
User avatar #33 - hashtronaut (08/09/2014) [-]
someone said werewolf above... works for me.
User avatar #21 - thewaronbeingcool (08/09/2014) [-]
A minotaur. The other guy is a vampire.
#8 - composure* 08/07/2014 on Sleeptalk stories +1

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User avatar #154 - joshlol (05/13/2015) [-]
you from trondheim?
#150 - teranin has deleted their comment [-]
#136 - acemcgunner (03/31/2014) [-]
check out my sweet guns!!
#124 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
hello
hello
User avatar #126 to #125 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #127 to #126 - sweetsighlullaby (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm good, you?
User avatar #128 to #127 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
good good
User avatar #129 to #128 - sweetsighlullaby (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm Rachel
User avatar #130 to #129 - acemcgunner (03/28/2014) [-]
I am ace "the long shot" and I think you're neat!!
anyways, how are you, today? what's new?
what do you like?
User avatar #132 to #130 - sweetsighlullaby (03/30/2014) [-]
Is your name actually ace? And I'm ok. Nothing new, but maybe a new job. I work at Subway, but I'm applying anywhere I can find. I like just about everything. Honestly, there are few things I don't like. What about you?
User avatar #153 to #132 - scizzor (07/12/2014) [-]
Subway, ouch. I've only heard bad things about working for them. Hope you got the new job. Also.. hi?
User avatar #133 to #132 - acemcgunner (03/30/2014) [-]
I like video games and puck and ponies etc. same things you like lol
User avatar #134 to #133 - sweetsighlullaby (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm not into ponies (no offense). Just not my thing. But I enjoy vidya games I like the older games tho. Nintendo 64 and such
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (03/30/2014) [-]
lol not into ponies I like only with my nieces and I N64 the best systems
#115 to #114 - sweetsighlullaby (01/26/2014) [-]
Stank like Flowers and Unicorns.
#116 to #115 - funnyisme (01/26/2014) [-]
Will you marry me?
#118 to #117 - funnyisme (01/26/2014) [-]
These children need a mother
#120 to #119 - funnyisme (01/26/2014) [-]
Then we shall Party
Then we shall Party
#121 to #120 - sweetsighlullaby (01/26/2014) [-]
I have epilepsy. Calm down with the blinky gifs. lol
User avatar #91 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
remember the time you had a penis on your profile?
User avatar #93 to #92 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
imma post mine on here now
User avatar #94 to #93 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Why? Other people will be able to see it? Doesn't it scare you that multiple people might end up seeing your private bits?
#95 to #94 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
private bits? oh god why u do dis ;_;
private bits? oh god why u do dis ;_;
User avatar #96 to #95 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Why do I do what? I mean, I don't object to seeing anyone's private bits, but I just am afraid for your internet safety. Once you upload something you can never erase it. that's scary
User avatar #97 to #96 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
when you say pvt bits you make me feel like a 2 inch erected oriental man
User avatar #98 to #97 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh. I meant private bits as a way to include male/female parts. I have trouble using the word penis. Makes me blush like an idiot.... *edit* doesn't it frighten you that people may see your male parts?
#99 to #98 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
i'd be frightened if people didn't see them
User avatar #100 to #99 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
You are confusing
User avatar #101 to #100 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
that was a joke.. IT WAS ALL A JOKE WOMAN!
User avatar #102 to #101 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
lol, sorry, I was just worried about you
User avatar #103 to #102 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
wanna make out?
User avatar #104 to #103 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
You live far away I have short lips.
#105 to #104 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
i dont need lips for this
User avatar #106 to #105 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh my. Tongues are gross
User avatar #107 to #106 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
yes they are

no they are not
User avatar #108 to #107 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sleepy
User avatar #109 to #108 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
okay

*gets naked*
User avatar #112 to #109 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Okays nightnight
User avatar #113 to #112 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
night homie
User avatar #110 to #109 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
why naked?
User avatar #111 to #110 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
because why the hell not?
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User avatar #88 to #87 - sweetsighlullaby (06/12/2013) [-]
Now send it
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User avatar #78 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #79 to #78 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
not much you?
#80 to #79 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
the **** is there a penis on your profile?
User avatar #81 to #80 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
There is a penis on my profile?
User avatar #82 to #81 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
there is a penis on your profile
User avatar #83 to #82 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
I think I found it and deleted it... TARGET ACQUIRED
#84 to #83 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
RIP dat penis
RIP dat penis
User avatar #85 to #84 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
Exactly! I'm sleepy Sir Good night. I'll talk to you tomorrow
User avatar #86 to #85 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
nighty night broski
User avatar #70 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
how are you
User avatar #71 to #70 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
tired, you?
#72 to #71 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
lost and confused, twisted and used
User avatar #73 to #72 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
:/ that's bad news bears, wanna talk about it?
#74 to #73 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
people i love are being mean to me ;_;
User avatar #75 to #74 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
well, maybe they are a little misguided at the moment. "be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" - Plato
#76 to #75 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
it not easy to be kind when someone you love ***** with you and treats you like **** .. but imma try
User avatar #77 to #76 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
If they are treating you badly, assuming you've done nothing to provoke them, then tell them it is not ok. Don't be mean about it, just firm.
User avatar #64 - irwincardozo (11/21/2012) [-]
pretty person
User avatar #65 to #64 - sweetsighlullaby (11/21/2012) [-]
Beautiful Man :)
User avatar #66 to #65 - irwincardozo (11/21/2012) [-]
how are you <3
User avatar #67 to #66 - sweetsighlullaby (11/21/2012) [-]
Good :) Enjoying the tiny text. You?
User avatar #68 to #67 - irwincardozo (11/22/2012) [-]
tiny text is ze best... im okay
User avatar #69 to #68 - sweetsighlullaby (11/23/2012) [-]
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
User avatar #63 to #62 - sweetsighlullaby (11/17/2012) [-]
message me?
User avatar #58 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #59 to #58 - sweetsighlullaby (11/11/2012) [-]
<3 :) how are you?
User avatar #60 to #59 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
been okay,,, yourself?
User avatar #61 to #60 - sweetsighlullaby (11/11/2012) [-]
Good :) message me?
User avatar #56 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Is that all you wanted to know?
User avatar #57 to #56 - sweetsighlullaby (11/11/2012) [-]
I have more questions, of course, but I can't owe you a debt of information. So I can't ask you anymore until I give you information. Keeps it nice and fair, aye?
User avatar #51 - Turmoil (09/08/2012) [-]
Hello new friend!
User avatar #52 to #51 - sweetsighlullaby (09/08/2012) [-]
Hey there! What's up?
User avatar #53 to #52 - Turmoil (09/08/2012) [-]
Just perusing the interweb and playing vidya games. Yourself?
User avatar #54 to #53 - sweetsighlullaby (09/08/2012) [-]
doing some perusing :)
#32 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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helllo
User avatar #34 to #33 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
hows it going pretty eyed miss :3
User avatar #35 to #34 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
pretty well, though I'm bout to head to bed fer the night :P rather exhausted and not feeling well at all :P you?
#36 to #35 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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i'm tired as hell too.. but i CANNOT STOP COLLECTING THESE DAMN ITEMS!!
User avatar #37 to #36 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
lol, want some of mine?
#40 to #37 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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cucumbers for me
User avatar #41 to #40 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
they make cucumber items?
User avatar #42 to #41 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
yup.. i was collecting them to send it to all the women in my list hahaha.. i'm stupid sometimes

YOU SHOULD MAKE POST PICS OF YOUR FACE!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
my face is on my profile pic?
User avatar #45 to #44 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm not too pretty. My profile pic is like, one of the only good pics I've ever taken. You dont wanna see more
User avatar #46 to #45 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
psssshtt.. i dont believe you
User avatar #47 to #46 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
Believe me :) I am always honest
#48 to #47 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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still think you're pretty though
User avatar #49 to #48 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
Well then, thank you :) I'mma hit the hay, nightnight
#50 to #49 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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goodnight buddy (no sexual)
User avatar #38 to #37 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
i've got what you have.. but you can have some of mine <3
User avatar #39 to #38 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm good :) I only wanted carrots :) I love carrots
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User avatar #20 - masterboll (07/31/2012) [-]
ever posted OC in **** ?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sweetsighlullaby (08/01/2012) [-]
No, I'm not that pretty and I don't have huge boobs. **** wouldn't like me much and I'm rather self conscious.
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User avatar #16 - spacefield (07/15/2012) [-]
I'm getting notifications every time you reply to a comment. lol:)
User avatar #17 to #16 - sweetsighlullaby (07/15/2012) [-]
Idk why :P I'm sorry
#18 to #17 - spacefield (07/15/2012) [-]
It's ok:D   
   
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It's ok:D

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User avatar #19 to #18 - sweetsighlullaby (07/15/2012) [-]
Nice gif :)
#7 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
**** ? :)

Also, YOURE AWESOME.
#6 - lorenzohe (07/09/2012) [-]
I just got done reading that long talk between you and aldheim and I gotta say.
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It was fairly enjoyable feel free to ask me some questions too xP
Take this funny picture.
User avatar #8 to #9 - sweetsighlullaby (07/09/2012) [-]
I like your funny picture and if I have anymore questions I'll be sure to message you :)
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