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#17 - "WHAT?! I was protecting you human! did you not see the l… 10/22/2014 on Baby gets owned 0
#20 - omg I cringed so hard. It hurts like hell when you miss a step… 10/22/2014 on swimming 0
#59 - I would like some honest answers here: would that really be co…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Anon has a confession +2
#74 - flemsdfer (10/22/2014) [-]
I'd be too confused at the situation of a drunk chick puking on me, missing completely, and then trying to blow me. I wouldn't say no, or yes, or anything.
User avatar #68 - theblacksheep (10/22/2014) [-]
I think most males in a normal situation may turn it down, but.. you know.. he was lonely and shit
User avatar #69 - theblacksheep (10/22/2014) [-]
also the anon below me makes a good point. Other people's vomit makes me about throw up so that'd be bad.
#67 - anon (10/22/2014) [-]
Yea... unless I'm really drunk and about to cum anyways, the sight and smell of vomit would turn me off completely.
#81 - you can't talk with brick walls. That goes for any group, athe… 10/22/2014 on keeping it civil +5
#96 - recently watched the film _In a World___ and it took me like h… 10/22/2014 on baby's bottom 0
#36 - I like the idea if they made it look like a nice forest and no… 10/19/2014 on Drop the acid +1
#109 - valid points. It depends on what you characterize as believabl… 09/25/2014 on The Fault In Our Chromosomes 0
#5 - It depends on the overall story but yeah I kind of do to. It m…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on The Fault In Our Chromosomes +4
#31 - urapooper (09/24/2014) [-]
I have to disagree with you with the important people dieing makes it more realistic.

I think it's more like is the cause of death believable.

I don't really agree with you because I never really thought about it but I see your points for the harry potter dieing bit.

For once it would have made the whole prophecy more legitimate and it would have pushed a few characters to the front. but then it would have made Voldemort the actual master of the stick (I have no idea how it didn't count because he technically killed harry in the forest) which would have made him a lot more powerful and even if they were able to defeat him a lot more characters would have died
User avatar #109 - sweetnothings (09/25/2014) [-]
valid points. It depends on what you characterize as believable. I mean sometimes death is pretty crazy and there is no rhyme or reason. A doctor I use to work for tried operating on a man who was driving under an overpass when a truck carrying some construction rock or something like that had one of the rocks fall out of the back just in the perfect time to smash into his driver side wind shield. I'd call that death pretty unbelievable but it was reality. Or the 22 year old and 17 year old who had undiagnosed heart conditions and one day at their respective sport practices just fell over and bam they were gone. If an author wrote that you might be like wtf that's bullshit but that also happened in reality. My main point was just that death can come for anyone at anytime and sometimes it comes in really strange ways but that's reality.
#86 - landcucumber (09/24/2014) [-]
What ever. They killed my nigger Ned!
#12 - I'm not a big gamer. What is the first one from ? ... or is it… 09/24/2014 on Motivation comp 0
#16 - ok thanks for the info. 09/24/2014 on 4chan abridged +1
#12 - can someone please explain to me what this stuff is referencin…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on 4chan abridged +1
#21 - anon (09/24/2014) [-]
A bunch of junior high schoolers got a bug up their ass that some people had different opinions than them. They endlessly spammed invented conspiracies that made them feel important. They got banned from 4chan and made a big fuss over it thinking that the site was one more thing they were entitled to, when it's never been a site for the white male patriarchy -- it's for weebs and other outcasts.
User avatar #15 - Toshiro (09/24/2014) [-]
Okay, abridged abridged version.

Feminazi slut game designer "Lutulentus Centessimus" (Sloppy Hundreths) Zoe Quinn was busted sleeping with game journalists. Start gamergate scandel with the goal of stopping corruption in game journalism.

Dr. Quinn, Prostitute Woman gathers herd of wild grazing SJW cows to start attacking 4chan.

Moot "Mentula Potator" (Dick Sucker) in a surprising act of betrayal, starting banning anti-sjw discussions and essentially joined forces with Jabba the Slut.

4chan users and the like declared 4chan dead due to Moots betrayal. They started pouring into here, because reddits a wanna/b/ and 9gags for fags.
User avatar #16 - sweetnothings (09/24/2014) [-]
ok thanks for the info.
#82 - Took the M.B test every six months over the past 2 years. Foun… 09/22/2014 on Random Interesting Facts 0
#216 - I don't really do much besides casually get on here to scroll … 09/22/2014 on Joining the anti feminist... 0
#85 - I got me some feels from this, especially the gif of Bilbo run… 09/17/2014 on 60 years difference 0
#21 - I was either New Years Eve sex or mom birthday sex 09/16/2014 on Were you birthday sex? 0
#41 - I love it when I see it anywhere 09/16/2014 on The Office 0
#40 - I fell in love with the original trilogy when I was younger an… 09/15/2014 on The Hobbit - The PJ strikes... +3
#78 - I think I actually laughed the hardest when the kid jumped hea… 09/15/2014 on Best movie scene +1
#30 - et tu Crouton? 09/11/2014 on Do you get it? +7
#139 - but how much would doing all of that cost?... are the dumb bit…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- -1
User avatar #230 - SuperSixONE (09/11/2014) [-]
You could buy a kit for 5k, or find a pre made one on eBay for like 8k, and just so you know he's at a car show. They make the bitches go around and find a nice car for pictures.
User avatar #153 - cormy (09/11/2014) [-]
It said 300k
User avatar #156 - cormy (09/11/2014) [-]
Well, it says it LOOKS like it wouldn't cost under 300k.
#137 - Comment deleted 09/11/2014 on -_- 0
#44 - thanks for the clip 09/10/2014 on The Office 0
#7 - superbad. I know a bunch of people love it, but I was seeing i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film +4
User avatar #136 - gunslayer (09/10/2014) [-]
Superbad wasn't even that awkward of a movie though
#62 - kyrozor (09/10/2014) [-]
What a fucking nerd.
#31 - well he also had regular friends like dwight, jim, and pam. So… 09/10/2014 on The Office 0
#11 - If you are really for equal right than you should be outraged … 09/10/2014 on The future of america,... +48


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#1 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
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