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#68 - I'm from england and have no money, going to disney world and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
#72 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
Making alfredo sauce is fairly easy, do it from scratch. look it up and cost it out.
It will be worth it friend. Cooking is a great joy in life and if you dont do it, you aint livin
#65 - I've never had alfredo but it sounds good  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
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#67 - hopkinator (05/28/2016) [-]
oh my GOD if your ever in disney world and staying at one of the hotels there like pop century or all star sports try the chicken penne alfredo. ive never had any sauce from a store that came close to that.

but alfredo is good. try it with penne and some cut up chicken as stated above and its a top dish. parsley the fuck out of it too.
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#68 - sweetellie (05/28/2016) [-]
I'm from england and have no money, going to disney world and having amazing pasta is like a pipe dream lol

One day I will try making it, I think it's what's missing from my life
#72 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
Making alfredo sauce is fairly easy, do it from scratch. look it up and cost it out.
It will be worth it friend. Cooking is a great joy in life and if you dont do it, you aint livin
#64 - the spaghetti alone would be spaghetti but it's got prawns/shr… 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
#27 - why go to an "I hate coriander page" only to say &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on I Hate Coriander 0
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#42 - drpenguinz (05/28/2016) [-]
coriander haters are inferior and need to be informed about it.
#34 - I want whatever that is they're cooking.. I made some…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ +2
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#45 - hopkinator (05/28/2016) [-]
looks like shrimp alfredo over spaghetti

fuckin rite its tasty. but i would use linguine for that.
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#65 - sweetellie (05/28/2016) [-]
I've never had alfredo but it sounds good
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#67 - hopkinator (05/28/2016) [-]
oh my GOD if your ever in disney world and staying at one of the hotels there like pop century or all star sports try the chicken penne alfredo. ive never had any sauce from a store that came close to that.

but alfredo is good. try it with penne and some cut up chicken as stated above and its a top dish. parsley the fuck out of it too.
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#68 - sweetellie (05/28/2016) [-]
I'm from england and have no money, going to disney world and having amazing pasta is like a pipe dream lol

One day I will try making it, I think it's what's missing from my life
#72 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
Making alfredo sauce is fairly easy, do it from scratch. look it up and cost it out.
It will be worth it friend. Cooking is a great joy in life and if you dont do it, you aint livin
#42 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
I think that was called "Spaghetti" Don't quote me on that tho, it's not an often made dish so few recognise it.
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#64 - sweetellie (05/28/2016) [-]
the spaghetti alone would be spaghetti but it's got prawns/shrimp and sauce with it, that could possibly make it a dish with another name.
#93 - My 600lb life It's actually really depressing tbh 05/25/2016 on " I'm not defined by my... 0
#78 - Every episode I've seen of that show, the doctor is savage af,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2016 on " I'm not defined by my... +1
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#93 - sweetellie (05/25/2016) [-]
My 600lb life

It's actually really depressing tbh
#8 - "HEY, MISTER PRIME MINISTAAAHHHHHHHHH! ANDDYYYY!"… 05/24/2016 on That's not a knife! +4
#63 - b-but I want dogs not humans.. 05/20/2016 on Phrasing +1
#56 - I want a loving family like that  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Phrasing +2
#62 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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#63 - sweetellie (05/20/2016) [-]
b-but I want dogs not humans..
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#7383 - Elk (02/23/2016) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sweetellie
GIF
Anything is possible with the Dallie Cowboys, if you belieeeve.
#7384 to #7383 - sweetellie (02/23/2016) [-]
GIF
HIGH SCORE
#7538 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
marvelous day is it not ?

*walks towards tea-tin*
#7539 to #7538 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
u fakkin wot?
#7540 to #7539 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
you are right,

i like coffe better
#7541 to #7540 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
I don't like tea, I'm a failure to queen and country.

I also don't like coffee, but I like coffee cake. .Dunno if cake counts or what.
#7542 to #7541 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
GIF
if those cakes are on a fancy plate, why not
i prefer mocca tho
#7543 to #7542 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
I mean, I don't own any fancy plates but I do own a top hat, is that good enough?
moccccaaa
#7544 to #7543 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
> when anyone dislikes mocca or cacao-truffle
do you own a monocle?
#7545 to #7544 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
I don't like most drinks tbhhhhhh, kill me.

eh, I have like a plastic monocle, not a real one
#7546 to #7545 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
ART THOU A BRIT OR NOT????????????
#7547 to #7546 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, SIR
#7548 to #7547 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
o rly
#7549 to #7548 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
y-yes?
#7550 to #7549 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
YOU......cannot hide............i......see........you......
#7552 to #7551 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
>YFW
#7553 to #7552 - sweetellie (03/16/2016) [-]
ye
#7554 to #7553 - rubusguy (03/16/2016) [-]
#7534 - profssortwntyight (03/13/2016) [-]
#7535 to #7534 - sweetellie (03/13/2016) [-]
hello
#7532 - sisterblister (03/13/2016) [-]
Lotsa snow see
#7533 to #7532 - sweetellie (03/13/2016) [-]
oh wow, yeah.
2snowy4me
#7519 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Ellie Burger is hip with kids!
Get yours now!
Newest product from world renown sir Burger Blurger, the innovator of all burgers.
#7520 to #7519 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
lol what
#7522 to #7520 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
The mighty Ellie Burger.
#7536 to #7522 - swiftarrow (03/15/2016) [-]
I don't know how i end up at this profile, but i can't just leave after seeing this.

Why is the burger green?
Why does it look like the burger is made out of spinach.
Why does it look like someone just ran into a forest, grabbed the first batch of plants he/she saw and used it to finish this poor grim looking abomination of a burger?

Pikachu does not approve.
#7537 to #7536 - valax (03/15/2016) [-]
It does look like gorilla poop, to be honest.
#7523 to #7522 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
sounds delicious
#7525 to #7523 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Can I add you on Skype again?
#7527 to #7525 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
if you want I guess
#7529 to #7527 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Name and registration, please.
#7479 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
DDDDDDDDDAmn, ellie.
Wh- what did uu 2 2 get such amzing Abs?
: )



I want food. Gimme permission to eat.
#7526 to #7479 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
lol ok

no

it wont my head doesnt fit many things
#7528 to #7526 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Wh- Why such a big head? Y- You think you're better than me?
#7530 to #7528 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
no it's just grotesquely big :c
#7531 to #7530 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
I'm sure there's bigger ones out there.
How tall are you?
#7501 to #7479 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
I dunno, I'm not an expert.

:c

good stuff
#7502 to #7501 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
You're my apple, for what it's worth.

Fantaaaaaa.

You have got to try the steak.
#7503 to #7502 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
I dunno if that's good or not lol

eeewwwwww

sounds delish
#7504 to #7503 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
The good kind of apple.
Not the kind I slice in half and eat a few bites out of and then throw out because it tastes weird. Spooky.

I'll spray fanta onto your face.

Tryyy the potaters! O:
#7505 to #7504 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
that's weird because that's almost a metaphor of what you did to me before lol

No :C

but I had a potater for lunch :c
#7506 to #7505 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
What did I do before? D:

Plsss. It'll be fun. You don't have to drink it. It'll be like how formula people play around with shampagne.

Octopus then!
#7507 to #7506 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
you know, how we used to talk a lot, then you decided you didn't like me and stopped talking to me haha

nooo :C I don't like the way most drinks smell it repulses me lol

I like squid does it taste like squid?
#7508 to #7507 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Well, I liked you and wanted to be friends. But I felt the way you never approached me and didn't make the first move to talk and hang out meant you didn't value me as much as I valued you. >_>

Is it absolutely livid? What drink would you let me spill all over you? o.o

Probably. Salt-water flavored rubber.
#7509 to #7508 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
I never message first with anyone though lol

ehhh.. water? lol

yum yuuummmm
#7510 to #7509 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
But I want to have people talk to me too. >:C

Fine, but you have to sit in the shower with the shower on.

Mmm.... pan-fried pasta!
#7511 to #7510 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
well ok

can I not be naked? lol

...fried pasta? D: sounds incredibly dry
#7512 to #7511 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
You're.
A unicorn.

Mmm. Maybe just half-naked?

Mm, ketchup makes up for it!
#7513 to #7512 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
ooooh I'm wonderful

maybe not at all naked :c

but.. no. it'd still be super dry lol
#7514 to #7513 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
And so horny and majestic! D:

B- But.. What about. Like. Just one oversized t-shirt?

Hush, dry is delicious!
#7515 to #7514 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
D: suuure

but.. it'd get wet and seethrough :c

I'd understand dry anything but pasta lol
#7516 to #7515 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Let me touch the horn! o:

And you'd be suuuuper cute.

My! A treasure chest. I wonder what lurks within? Oh! It's a wig made from noodles.
#7517 to #7516 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
sure lol

nooo :c

golly gee
#7518 to #7517 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Leeeet me put it in my mouth.
I bet it's made of candy.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease? <3

Why don't you try it on? It looks like it'd fit your head nicely! c:
#7521 to #7518 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
getting a bit awkward now lel

noooooooooooo

I dunno man I got a big head
#7524 to #7521 - valax
(03/12/2016) [-]
I like making things awkward from time to time. c:

I'll love you forever as a loyal and faithfullll servaaaant. :C

Come try my fencing mask on. I wonder if your head is too big for it.
#7480 to #7479 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
what abs

go eat I guess
#7481 to #7480 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Show me your abdominal muscles, grill.

Thanks, friendly human who doesn't want to stab me.
#7482 to #7481 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
I aint got any
#7483 to #7482 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
I need.
Gummy vitamins.
Give.
Or else.

What are you up to?

How much would you need to be paid to slay me in single combat?
#7484 to #7483 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
I have none D;

nothing just sitting around being sad

lol uh. a lot because I probably wouldnt win
#7485 to #7484 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
You have all the vitamins.
Put them in my mauf.

Why so sad, kid?

Fight me, I wanna fite you. >:U
#7486 to #7485 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
No vitamiiinnsssss

my puppy got put down a few days ago :c

Why, what did I do? D:
#7487 to #7486 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Inject them directly into my cerebrum. :U
My brain is ready to receive your love, God of Vitamins!

Why? It was a new dog. Are you gonna get a new one?§

You looked mushy and soft and fun to fight with. Swords! Hema! Let's do this, human! c:
#7488 to #7487 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
D: why do I have this title now

he attacked another dog and we had to :c The saddest part is that he had such a short life, and he was so happy, I'm heartbroken.

D: awww but I cant fight
#7489 to #7488 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Because you were cool and wrecked kids at Runescape. c:

Why'd he attack the other dog? D: That sucks. Well, if it makes you feel better, today's been really meaningless and boring to me. I feel all forgotten and purposeless. :C

We can fight fight fight fight fight fight fight until we're equal as we both got good after many many many fights between each other.
#7490 to #7489 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
B-but I never played it D;

other dogs scared him, and aggression comes from fear. He got out of hi harness. The other dog is fine now, but my baby isn't. We have to pay the other dog's vet bill, but I doubt they offered to pay Ernie's. It makes me angry.
Awww, well I'll keep you company, you're not meaningless


oh wow too much fightin lol
#7491 to #7490 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
What have you played? o.o

That sucks. You should buy some nice pretty rock. Living things can wither but rocks will always remain.
Hahah, that a sweet thing to say. I didn't expect to hear that. You're very kind, thank you.


It will make us gross and sweaty and all strong and fit and muscular. And with our new strong bodies, our minds shall also feel new and fresh and light and happy.
#7493 to #7491 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
dunno

but I want my puppy :c
lol its ok


but muscles are gross so no
#7494 to #7493 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
This year. I'll have carrots and peas and spinach growing.
I have some bell pepper growing already! c:
It's a surprise. I just took seeds from a bell pepper from store and threw them into dirt and now I got little sprouting bell pepper things.

You could always remember the good times through the stone. Though, if you'd rather forget, that's fine, too.
Want a coca cola?


Hush, muscles make you wiggle about wildly.
#7495 to #7494 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
Ooooh very nice, I'm sure they'll taste great

Is it diet coke?

maybe because they're making me cringe so much lol


#7496 to #7495 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Not sure! It may be GMO bell pepper not meant to be grown from the seeds of the GMO food bell pepper.
We'll see if it even mades food things, haha. I wish I could give it some nitrogen.

No.

I'll cringe your face.
#7497 to #7496 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
aahh I see. I don't know much about plants lol

then no

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#7498 to #7497 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
I like plants. I'd love to be a botanist.

Chug it!

Open your face, human. :c
#7499 to #7498 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
Then be a botanist lol

nnuu 2sweet4me

only if you're gonna put food in it
#7500 to #7499 - valax
(03/12/2016) [-]
Do they get money?
I think I'll go for biology.
Or philosophy.
If I can.
I could write a book, too.

Pleeeeease.

Yes, I'll feed you well, human.
#7492 to #7491 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
What a sweet*
#7387 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Spleens!
#7468 to #7387 - sweetellie (03/10/2016) [-]
I dont know
#7469 to #7468 - valax (03/10/2016) [-]
What if he was like.
"Oh, come on.."
#7470 to #7469 - sweetellie (03/10/2016) [-]
I dunnoooooo
#7471 to #7470 - valax (03/10/2016) [-]
What would you do.
If a guy came up to you.
And pulled out his wood.
And was like. "Touch my shaft, Ellie. It's all stiff and hard."
#7473 to #7471 - sweetellie (03/11/2016) [-]
I'd leave
#7474 to #7473 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Let's make Ellie great again.
#7475 to #7474 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
>IMPLYING ELLIE WASN'T ALWAYS GREAT
#7476 to #7475 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
It's time for a makeover!
We'll.
Shave off your eyebrows.
And give you a buzz cut.
And maybe some intimidating facial scars!
#7477 to #7476 - sweetellie (03/12/2016) [-]
but that's awful :c
#7478 to #7477 - valax (03/12/2016) [-]
Yarr.
#7472 to #7471 - valax (03/10/2016) [-]
He's talking about either a walking stick or a bo staff, you choose.
#7447 to #7387 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
prank videos are cancer
#7448 to #7447 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
I think they're ironically funny.
Since they can be so ****.
So it's funny how bad it is now.
And how it has an awful reputation.
#7427 to #7387 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
no, probably not haha
#7449 to #7427 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What would you do if your mom started a prank channel?
#7450 to #7449 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
my mum doesnt use the internet lol
#7451 to #7450 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if that was just a cover to make sure you don't know the prank is coming?
And she's going to place needles inside of the mattress of your bed. :C
#7452 to #7451 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
my brother is the one who'd prank me, if anyone
#7453 to #7452 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Can I prank you?
#7454 to #7453 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
naaaahh
#7455 to #7454 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Come on! It'll be fun.
I'll prank you in the shower.
#7456 to #7455 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
but is it really a prank if I know about it lol
#7457 to #7456 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
You'll be having an acid trip during it, so I doubt you'll be able to remember your own name, even.
#7458 to #7457 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
i don't do drugs tho
#7459 to #7458 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
That's the true prank.
Starvation and deprivation of water and food until you eat LSD covered bread and water. c:
#7460 to #7459 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
:c
#7461 to #7460 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
I'll mush your muffins if that makes you feel better. >:
#7462 to #7461 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
no :c
#7463 to #7462 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
I'll lick your cupcakes? >:
#7464 to #7463 - sweetellie (03/10/2016) [-]
Ehhhhhh
#7465 to #7464 - valax (03/10/2016) [-]
I'll pour omnigel into your dispenser slot?
#7466 to #7465 - sweetellie (03/10/2016) [-]
wat
#7467 to #7466 - valax
(03/10/2016) [-]
What would you do if you woke up in a space station.
And an alien told you to eat a jar of goo he prepared. o.o
#7428 to #7427 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he was like.
"I will murder the female known as Ellie, my God. Just as you have asked!"
How about then?
#7429 to #7428 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
I'm from england do you know how many Ellie's there are here lol
#7430 to #7429 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he was like.
"That one, that approaches me from behind!"
And turned with a grimace and pointed at you wildly while fiddling with his suspenders.
#7431 to #7430 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
he can kill me if he wants, I don't really care
#7432 to #7431 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he was like.
"But first! Finger in the butt!"
Would you shove him into his death, then? o.o

Also, do you is suicidal are?
#7433 to #7432 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
well I'd be dead after, who cares.

naaah I'm not
#7434 to #7433 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he decided he liked you and didn't wanna murder you for Jesus?
After fiddling with your you know?

How are you? Are you well?
#7435 to #7434 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
well.. I don't know.

yeah I guess so lol
#7436 to #7435 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he casually kissed your face and was like. "Want pancakes?" And unzipped his pants and pulled out a plate full of waffles.

Sweet.

#7437 to #7436 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
if he kissed me I'd be gone lol
#7438 to #7437 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What he kissed himself on the pancake?
#7439 to #7438 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
I don't knowwwwww
#7440 to #7439 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if some guy came up to you like.
"I love you. So. Wanna go eat popcorn together?"
#7441 to #7440 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
well I don't like love OR popcorn so no lol
#7442 to #7441 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he slayed himself before you and wiggled a dance of joy, splashing you with his warm juices?
#7443 to #7442 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
that sounds awful lol
#7444 to #7443 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he did a grotesque dance of skinlessness? D;
#7445 to #7444 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
uuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhh
#7446 to #7445 - valax
(03/09/2016) [-]
What if he was like.
"Brah! It's just a prank, brah!" and his friend came up with a phone while recording it and saying it was just a prank.
#7388 to #7387 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
bladders
#7408 to #7388 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
You can reply to this.
#7409 to #7408 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
ok, no teeth lol
#7410 to #7409 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Mmm.
How about one finger? Little finger
#7411 to #7410 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
no D:
#7412 to #7411 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he wanted to nuzzle your face?
#7413 to #7412 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
no, he isn't welcome
#7414 to #7413 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he would pay you 100 dollars?
#7415 to #7414 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
not welcome
#7416 to #7415 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he begged to be allowed to stick a finger in the pooper? >:
#7417 to #7416 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
Absolutely not invited D:
#7418 to #7417 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
XD

Mmm. What if he wanted you to call him a faggot?
#7419 to #7418 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
he isn't welcome or invited into my home and I won't speak to him :c
#7420 to #7419 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he cut open his face and bled all over your house and ran off after making a mess like a poopoohead?
#7421 to #7420 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
D: I'd cry because blood is scary
#7422 to #7421 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if his blood is actually molten marshmallow stuff?
#7423 to #7422 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
I don't like marshmallows either :C
#7424 to #7423 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
It's not like you'd suck up his blood from the floor.
#7425 to #7424 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
Yeah but it'd be in my home :C
#7426 to #7425 - valax
(03/09/2016) [-]
GIF
Okay.
Suppose.
You find this guy.
Standing on the precipice.
Of death.
And his impending doom.
Aka.
A cliff with a rocky fall beneath it.
Would you surprise him with a shove?
If there were no witnesses?
#7389 to #7388 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Kidneys!
#7390 to #7389 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
pancreas
#7391 to #7390 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Livers!
#7392 to #7391 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
uh... stomach, I dunno.
#7393 to #7392 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What would you do.
If you entered a romantic relationship.
And realized he only loved you for your spleen. ;(
#7394 to #7393 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
well, I wouldn't' get into a romantic relationship. so it's a non-issue.
#7395 to #7394 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if someone showed up in your room at night and told you he wanted your spleen.
#7396 to #7395 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
take it, why not
#7397 to #7396 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Interesting.
What if he wanted one kidney, too?
#7398 to #7397 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
I dont know lol
#7399 to #7398 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he wanted to buy one of your eyes?
I- I hate spooky random people showing up on the side of my bed at night and asking to buy my organs! D;
#7400 to #7399 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
Noo, I like my eyes
happens to me all the time
#7401 to #7400 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
What if he wanted to bargain for eight inches of your bowel? s:
#7402 to #7401 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
no i want it
#7403 to #7402 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
How about one breast?
#7404 to #7403 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
I'll let him take both
#7405 to #7404 - valax (03/09/2016) [-]
Mmm.
What if he wanted a tooth?
#7406 to #7405 - sweetellie (03/09/2016) [-]
D: noo
#7407 to #7406 - valax
(03/09/2016) [-]
One at the very back?
#7385 - optimussum (03/01/2016) [-]
nice hat
#7386 to #7385 - sweetellie (03/02/2016) [-]
I tried disabling it but it doesn't seem to go away
#7299 - valax (01/12/2016) [-]
There has been a tragic accident, Ellie. :c
#7362 to #7299 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
I dunno where to get eemmm
#7363 to #7362 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
There's a hidden trapdoor right under where you're sitting.
At the end of the dungeon you shall find the Room of Endless Slotting.
#7364 to #7363 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
under my bed? o-o
#7365 to #7364 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Yesss.
#7366 to #7365 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
how very peculiar
#7367 to #7366 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
It's time to embark on a dangerous quest, Ellie.
#7368 to #7367 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
noooo I'm happy in my beddd
#7369 to #7368 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Fine, but you have to let me into your bed. My eyes feel tired. :C
#7370 to #7369 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
b-but it's a single bed..
#7371 to #7370 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
How romantic.
I'm sure we'll manage.
#7372 to #7371 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
but :c

single bed for single ladies
#7373 to #7372 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
All the single ladies.
#7374 to #7373 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
yas
#7375 to #7374 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
I will. Be a single lady just like you when I grow up.
#7376 to #7375 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
but how
#7377 to #7376 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
By sleeping with you every night and being engaged to you.
#7379 to #7377 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
but. engaged isnt single so you've already failed
#7380 to #7379 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Well, what's life with a bit of hit and miss?
Error and trial.
#7381 to #7380 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
I suppose you're right, Valax.
I suppose you're right.
#7382 to #7381 - valax
(01/18/2016) [-]
Woo.
#7378 to #7377 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Among other things.
Such as eating a healthy diet full of fruit.
#7340 to #7299 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Ehh I dont care
#7341 to #7340 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Let's go watch that movie about sailors with Thor in it.
#7342 to #7341 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
I don't know what that is but ok lol
#7343 to #7342 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
There's water. There's a boat.
And just some dudes trapped together.
#7344 to #7343 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
well alright
#7345 to #7344 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Shall we bang on the drums all day and play free-form jazz?
#7346 to #7345 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
if you so desire
#7347 to #7346 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Yay!
Thank you so much. Best day ever.
#7348 to #7347 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Aww yaaay
#7349 to #7348 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Want ice cream?
#7350 to #7349 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
do you even need to ask
#7351 to #7350 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Choose your flavor, young human.
#7352 to #7351 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
I like vanilla.
or strawberry.
#7353 to #7352 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Pineapple!
#7354 to #7353 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
D:
#7357 to #7354 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
: D
#7356 to #7354 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]

#7355 to #7354 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
#7358 to #7355 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
:c
#7359 to #7358 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
It's time. To.
Insert.
The coin.
To the slot machine?
#7360 to #7359 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
well I dont see why not
#7361 to #7360 - valax
(01/18/2016) [-]
It exploded.
Fetch me a new machine.
#7320 to #7299 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
well, probably not healthy.
probably quite fatty.
#7321 to #7320 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
At least it'll get me through the bitter winter and keep me warm and cozy.
#7322 to #7321 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Weeelllll, if ya say sooooo
#7323 to #7322 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Ellies are in this season. All the kinds want one. o:
#7324 to #7323 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
pretty sure nobody wants one
#7325 to #7324 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
iEllie.
She will wake you up. She will record what you say. She will sing for you.
She will be absent for long periods without explanation and then appear again.

What's not to love! o:
#7326 to #7325 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
everything lol
#7327 to #7326 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
At least she'll hug you and not hit you in the face when you least expect it. s:
#7328 to #7327 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Well I definitely wouldn't hit anyone but I doubt I'd hug anyone either haha
#7329 to #7328 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Can I hug you? o.o
#7330 to #7329 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Ehhhh I dunnnooo
#7331 to #7330 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Dance with you?
#7332 to #7331 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
I dont dancceeeee
#7333 to #7332 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
We can just wiggle and waggle about.
#7334 to #7333 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
well alright
#7335 to #7334 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
In a romantic, candlelit setting. With jazz playing.
#7336 to #7335 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
I don't do romaaance
#7337 to #7336 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Tooooo bad.
#7338 to #7337 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#7339 to #7338 - valax
(01/18/2016) [-]
It is time.
To buy me a ticket to the movies and hold my hand, Ellie.
What movie are we going to see? XD
#7300 to #7299 - sweetellie (01/12/2016) [-]
what
#7301 to #7300 - valax (01/13/2016) [-]
Mmm.
Not sure.
I forgot.
But it was most tragic.
To be sure.
#7302 to #7301 - sweetellie (01/14/2016) [-]
cant have been that tragic if you forgotttt
#7303 to #7302 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Maybe it was too tragic to bear.
Rawr.
#7304 to #7303 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
hm, maybe
#7305 to #7304 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Want. A lettuce?
#7306 to #7305 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
if it's a sweet gem lettuce, yes.
#7307 to #7306 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Crystallized lettuce. c:
#7308 to #7307 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
sounds strange
#7309 to #7308 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Diamond lettuce? o:
#7310 to #7309 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
that just sounds like it'd be painful to eattttt
#7311 to #7310 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Mmm...
Frosted Lettuce Flakes?
#7312 to #7311 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
sounds like a healthy breakfast
#7313 to #7312 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
And a delicious one, too.
#7314 to #7313 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
yesssss
#7315 to #7314 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
How about...
Frosted Frosted Frosty Flakes.
#7316 to #7315 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
Anything with Frost involved is delicious
#7317 to #7316 - valax (01/18/2016) [-]
Ellie Frost. <3
#7318 to #7317 - sweetellie (01/18/2016) [-]
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM
#7319 to #7318 - valax
(01/18/2016) [-]
Delicious and healthy. c:
#7297 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Made you a special account!
#7298 to #7297 - sweetellie (12/18/2015) [-]
Aw, thanks Admiiinnnnnn
Aw, thanks Admiiinnnnnn