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swatlowkey

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:10/26/2011
Last Login:3/19/2015
Location:Chicago
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Comment Ranking:#18796
Highest Content Rank:#10368
Highest Comment Rank:#3867
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:5603
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:576
FJ Points:2052

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latest user's comments

#13 - To be fair, with fire hoses you need the straightest line to g… 02/26/2015 on Karma 0
#58 - You guys don't understand, in Chicago (where that happen) we'r… 02/24/2015 on Dibs 0
#97 - Sorry charging cord for my laptop was kill. the top 5 reaso… 02/17/2015 on Teslas acceleration 0
#96 - Sorry charging cord for my laptop was kill. the top 5 reaso… 02/17/2015 on Teslas acceleration 0
#95 - Comment deleted 02/17/2015 on Teslas acceleration 0
#3 - sauce on photo in the photo... 02/17/2015 on I like turtles. 0
#15 - Ive towed so many of these....  [+] (8 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Teslas acceleration +16
#97 - swatlowkey (02/17/2015) [-]

Sorry charging cord for my laptop was kill. the top 5 reasons for tow request are,
1) flat tire, since they are not equipped with spares
2) Dead 12 v battery which is used to start the car, just a regular battery you can get at auto zone etc. but they would rather use the towing coverage to either jump it or just have it towed for service
3)run out of charge
4)over charge or other battery malfunction
5)accidents (which we classify as a lot such as the picture attached, guy backed over a curb, tire was free spinning.
#67 - RipperMan (02/13/2015) [-]
my neck when
User avatar #61 - dungledoo (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm assuming it's because people who buy overpriced flashy cars are vain assholes and therefore think they have the right to park anywhere they want, warranting the towing?
#38 - landcucumber (02/13/2015) [-]
We all want to know why!! Tell us asshole. I can't take it! it is the battery
#19 - Ken M (02/13/2015) [-]
Out of battery or break down?
#33 - Ken M (02/13/2015) [-]
I bet you it's for speeding
User avatar #24 - evilpapagali (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm also interested in the answer.
#96 - swatlowkey (02/17/2015) [-]

Sorry charging cord for my laptop was kill. the top 5 reasons for tow request are,
1) flat tire, since they are not equipped with spares
2) Dead 12 v battery which is used to start the car, just a regular battery you can get at auto zone etc. but they would rather use the towing coverage to either jump it or just have it towed for service
3)run out of charge
4)over charge or other battery malfunction
5)accidents (which we classify as a lot such as the picture attached, guy backed over a curb, tire was free spinning.
#49 - One of my ex's got a nice chunk when she was shaving down ther… 02/11/2015 on The question is how ? +1
#133 - I must go, go to the depth of hell now. F this girl … 02/04/2015 on Dammit Son 0
#8 - Me too my friend, just got it last week waiting for my IL CPL … 01/29/2015 on My new gun 0

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