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#222 - Picture 11/05/2012 on Brain......just no -2
#105 - Picture 11/05/2012 on seatbelts. 0
#23 - We'll call it a draw  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Science has gone too far 0
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#21 - yup  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Science has gone too far 0
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#19 - never  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Science has gone too far 0
#20 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#21 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
yup
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#241 - Picture 11/05/2012 on Insane Knife Skills 0
#413 - relisation... 11/05/2012 on Shut Up And Take Me To Prison 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Science has gone too far 0
#18 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Fucking. Ryan. With. Your. Fucking. Tiny. Reaction. Folder.
#19 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
never
#20 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#21 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
yup
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#155 - Picture 11/05/2012 on Are you so retarded that... +8
#54 - Picture 11/05/2012 on Skyrims 0
#15 - OP  [+] (11 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Science has gone too far +1
#16 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#17 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
#18 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Fucking. Ryan. With. Your. Fucking. Tiny. Reaction. Folder.
#19 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
never
#20 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#21 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
yup
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#11 - lets discuss this over a joint  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Science has gone too far +1
#12 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#9 - My opinon is valid  [+] (16 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Science has gone too far +1
#14 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Sorry, found a better image lurking in my reaction folder
#15 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
OP
#16 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#17 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
#18 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Fucking. Ryan. With. Your. Fucking. Tiny. Reaction. Folder.
#19 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
never
#20 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#21 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
yup
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#10 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
Implying anyone cares about your opinion
#11 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
lets discuss this over a joint
#12 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#7 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Science has gone too far +2
#8 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#9 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
My opinon is valid
#14 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Sorry, found a better image lurking in my reaction folder
#15 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
OP
#16 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#17 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
#18 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Fucking. Ryan. With. Your. Fucking. Tiny. Reaction. Folder.
#19 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
never
#20 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#21 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
yup
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#10 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
Implying anyone cares about your opinion
#11 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
lets discuss this over a joint
#12 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#5 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Science has gone too far 0
#6 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#7 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
#8 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#9 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
My opinon is valid
#14 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Sorry, found a better image lurking in my reaction folder
#15 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
OP
#16 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#17 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
#18 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
Fucking. Ryan. With. Your. Fucking. Tiny. Reaction. Folder.
#19 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
never
#20 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#21 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
yup
#22 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #23 - swankysausage (11/05/2012) [-]
We'll call it a draw
#25 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
#28 - semisane (11/05/2012) [-]
#30 - bollocksonabus (11/05/2012) [-]
You joined at a very strange time in this thread
#10 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
Implying anyone cares about your opinion
#11 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
lets discuss this over a joint
#12 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
#180 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Tragic Tale +27
User avatar #190 - novabird (11/04/2012) [-]
i could try shitting roses but the thorns would probably tear up my ass hole.
#201 - eetukka (11/04/2012) [-]
So would my penis.
User avatar #202 - novabird (11/04/2012) [-]
doubt it, i eat really spicy foods, my shit would burn your penis with the heat of a thousand suns.
#207 - eetukka (11/04/2012) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, so you mean that your ass is hot?
User avatar #210 - novabird (11/04/2012) [-]
in one way yes, in most no, it would probably match the sasquatch in fur.
in case you couldn't tell i'm a dude(my profile is blocked).
#212 - eetukka (11/04/2012) [-]
Dudes, gals or anything that moves. I fuck what i want to fuck, end of discussion.
User avatar #213 - novabird (11/04/2012) [-]
i'm the opposite, i'm an asexual(not the hipster wannabe type either), i have no interests.
#214 - eetukka (11/04/2012) [-]
Acculy i'm pansexual. That means that people with good personality turn me on. Not turn me on but more like i want to date people who have specific personality perks. Good looking or not.
User avatar #215 - novabird (11/04/2012) [-]
never heard that one.
i have four personalities.
#216 - eetukka (11/04/2012) [-]
I have at least tree different personality settings. The setting depends on who i hangout with.
User avatar #221 - novabird (11/04/2012) [-]
mine all work at the same time, the first two are normal(to a point), the third does all the thinking and work and debates with the others and the fourth is dangerous and kept locked away till needed, it's used as a weapon when there's a threat, it lcks almost all emotion except rage and hostility, the first two talk openly and the last two don't talk, they only think and act.
#250 - eetukka (11/04/2012) [-]
When i'm with friends i don't need to think (sadly).
User avatar #560 - novabird (11/05/2012) [-]
i sometimes finish my friends sentences before they can out of reflex, my friends also ask me for advise because i almost never make mistakes and I'm very good at brainstorming but we always think for ourselves because being a hive mind is boring.
#563 - eetukka (11/05/2012) [-]
If i'd think out loud i'd get labeled a psycho. People never understand if i explain anything even if it's not considered advanced.
User avatar #573 - novabird (11/05/2012) [-]
i stopped caring what people thought a long time ago, i talk to myself openly and think out loud all the time, out of irony most people think that what comes out of my mouth is either funny as hell or flat out genius, the only time they think i might be going psycho is when i tell them about my nightmares which could brake a normal person due to the way i dream or when i try to write using regular letters because everything looks scrambled and backwards because my brain has no interest in direction or proper time flow.
on a side note, my brain was intended to create and fix stuff(literally anything), if someone wants blueprints to something and knows how it's supposed to get the job done but not what it would look like or how it would work i can use my brain to create an alternate place where it already exists and can be modified until fully functional, then i draw out plans for the parts or make the parts from memory with instructions on how they fit together and i can literally use anything that works to get the job done because i have almost every tool a person would ever need, the list of materials i work with is: metals, woods, all types of stone and jewels(i also make them), carbon fiber, plastics, rubbers, composites and chemicals(this includes very dangerous types).
i have pics of my work as well for those who are interested.
#307 - Picture 11/04/2012 on Chinese Economics +11
#227 - Why thank you 11/04/2012 on space 0
#220 - Earthing winning  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2012 on space +6
User avatar #246 - angelmatvey (11/04/2012) [-]
Where the hell did his tobacco thing go?
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User avatar #225 - herculespower (11/04/2012) [-]
thats a badass gif
User avatar #227 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
Why thank you
#2 - Picture 11/04/2012 on Science has gone too far +1
#158 - Words...can not..comprehend 11/04/2012 on have you sean that before 0
#4 - I am one now  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on For you +3
#5 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
Well my devious plan worked!
#43 - What. The. **** ? 11/01/2012 on Seriously? 0
#293 - The only time in which this is hilarious 10/31/2012 on Me in my dracula costume +4
#257 - that's scarier then slenderman 10/31/2012 on This is fucking horrifying. 0
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User avatar #4 - upunkpunk (11/16/2012) [-]
Monkey
User avatar #2 to #1 - sonicschall (11/16/2012) [-]
just kidding

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