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#9 - Every time I see a subway on this site I check the channel now… 06/04/2015 on Damn +25
#350 - He finds them the next day and leans out of his tru…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Justice 0
User avatar #353 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
Haven't you ever done something you know was wrong, maybe on accident, but then subconsciously put the blame on someone or something else? It's a basic human psychological defensive mechanism. You see it all the time with people whining about the government or their parents. If you really haven't, you are above human.

There's an ocean between regret and showing remorse. I also think the motorcyclists really overreacted. Such behavior has no place in a civilized society, but so could be said for both of them though.
#346 - Thing is tho, with as much of a jackass as the father was, I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Justice +1
User avatar #349 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
No, probably not, which is part of why the video wasn't satisfying for me. I don't think a beating will help on their father's upbringing though.

Let's not judge too hardly though. Maybe he realized what he had done, and was ashamed of the situation he put his family in, so his psychological defense mechanisms went up, and he tried to project his guilt on the speeding motorcyclist. For all we know, he could be father of the year, but just made one mistake.
User avatar #350 - superflystickman (05/29/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONyv-Cwkoo&feature=youtu.be

He finds them the next day and leans out of his truck to throw a bottle at them while he goes down the road. He doesn't regret shit
User avatar #353 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
Haven't you ever done something you know was wrong, maybe on accident, but then subconsciously put the blame on someone or something else? It's a basic human psychological defensive mechanism. You see it all the time with people whining about the government or their parents. If you really haven't, you are above human.

There's an ocean between regret and showing remorse. I also think the motorcyclists really overreacted. Such behavior has no place in a civilized society, but so could be said for both of them though.
#341 - Traumatized? They saw someone who may or may not be their fath…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Justice +1
User avatar #344 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
I think you are ignoring, or just underestimating, the effect of such situations can have on kids, especially smaller kids. With a total rational and objective view, it would go like you said, but that's not the way the brains work, especially kids' brains.

It's a really popular scenario to have in movies; an asshole is about to get his ass kicked by the hero, but when the hero sees that the man's children are in the car, he lets him go. A lot of other stories revolve around kids seeing their parents get either physically or psychologically rekt, and then it's just a spiral down for the kids.
#398 - assrocket (05/29/2015) [-]
Lol you can come off that bullshit. Kids are impressionable but that doesn't make them stupid.
The dad's probably teaching them some seriously dangerous habits, aside from the obvious reckless driving. And the way he yelled at the guy filming it like it was his fault? He's a total jackass. Fuck him. He's clearly the kind of guy who makes stupid decisions and acts like he's right at all times - even when he's not. It would probably do the kids more good than harm to see this happen to the dad, just so they can see the flaw in the dads driving and know that it's not ok, since it's obviously not taught to them at home.

You silly tit. You're the kind of guy who apologises to his bullies for telling on them, aren't you?
>Maybe they were just having a bad day?
User avatar #346 - superflystickman (05/29/2015) [-]
Thing is tho, with as much of a jackass as the father was, I highly doubt that this will be the most traumatic event of their childhood.
User avatar #349 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
No, probably not, which is part of why the video wasn't satisfying for me. I don't think a beating will help on their father's upbringing though.

Let's not judge too hardly though. Maybe he realized what he had done, and was ashamed of the situation he put his family in, so his psychological defense mechanisms went up, and he tried to project his guilt on the speeding motorcyclist. For all we know, he could be father of the year, but just made one mistake.
User avatar #350 - superflystickman (05/29/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONyv-Cwkoo&feature=youtu.be

He finds them the next day and leans out of his truck to throw a bottle at them while he goes down the road. He doesn't regret shit
User avatar #353 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
Haven't you ever done something you know was wrong, maybe on accident, but then subconsciously put the blame on someone or something else? It's a basic human psychological defensive mechanism. You see it all the time with people whining about the government or their parents. If you really haven't, you are above human.

There's an ocean between regret and showing remorse. I also think the motorcyclists really overreacted. Such behavior has no place in a civilized society, but so could be said for both of them though.
#338 - Why would that ruin it? That means he's even more at fault. In…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Justice +1
User avatar #340 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
Exactly. How does it help the children that they just saw their father get rekt like that? It's a really big thing for kids to see their parents get beaten. I don't have that much sympathy for the father himself, but it went from a close call, where no one was hurt, to a situation, where a few kids possible just got traumatized.
User avatar #341 - superflystickman (05/29/2015) [-]
Traumatized? They saw someone who may or may not be their father act like a dipshit and get a single headbutt. It's not like they beat him into the ground. If anything it was a lesson to the kids about what happens when you're an ignorant son of a bitch
User avatar #344 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
I think you are ignoring, or just underestimating, the effect of such situations can have on kids, especially smaller kids. With a total rational and objective view, it would go like you said, but that's not the way the brains work, especially kids' brains.

It's a really popular scenario to have in movies; an asshole is about to get his ass kicked by the hero, but when the hero sees that the man's children are in the car, he lets him go. A lot of other stories revolve around kids seeing their parents get either physically or psychologically rekt, and then it's just a spiral down for the kids.
#398 - assrocket (05/29/2015) [-]
Lol you can come off that bullshit. Kids are impressionable but that doesn't make them stupid.
The dad's probably teaching them some seriously dangerous habits, aside from the obvious reckless driving. And the way he yelled at the guy filming it like it was his fault? He's a total jackass. Fuck him. He's clearly the kind of guy who makes stupid decisions and acts like he's right at all times - even when he's not. It would probably do the kids more good than harm to see this happen to the dad, just so they can see the flaw in the dads driving and know that it's not ok, since it's obviously not taught to them at home.

You silly tit. You're the kind of guy who apologises to his bullies for telling on them, aren't you?
>Maybe they were just having a bad day?
User avatar #346 - superflystickman (05/29/2015) [-]
Thing is tho, with as much of a jackass as the father was, I highly doubt that this will be the most traumatic event of their childhood.
User avatar #349 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
No, probably not, which is part of why the video wasn't satisfying for me. I don't think a beating will help on their father's upbringing though.

Let's not judge too hardly though. Maybe he realized what he had done, and was ashamed of the situation he put his family in, so his psychological defense mechanisms went up, and he tried to project his guilt on the speeding motorcyclist. For all we know, he could be father of the year, but just made one mistake.
User avatar #350 - superflystickman (05/29/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONyv-Cwkoo&feature=youtu.be

He finds them the next day and leans out of his truck to throw a bottle at them while he goes down the road. He doesn't regret shit
User avatar #353 - minorian (05/29/2015) [-]
Haven't you ever done something you know was wrong, maybe on accident, but then subconsciously put the blame on someone or something else? It's a basic human psychological defensive mechanism. You see it all the time with people whining about the government or their parents. If you really haven't, you are above human.

There's an ocean between regret and showing remorse. I also think the motorcyclists really overreacted. Such behavior has no place in a civilized society, but so could be said for both of them though.
#25 - Dorf can be good in the right hands. He's the hardest hitter i…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Playing Ganondorf +2
#115 - Rascal (05/26/2015) [-]
All of the top tier characters in every smash game have been fast with good frame data. Ganondorf has none of those.
User avatar #101 - TheBigGummyBear (05/26/2015) [-]
That sounds really bad actually.

I mean, I have only played the 64 version when I was a kid but I remember it being extremely fast paced and if you're slow at all you just take free damage/get knocked out.

Is he also extra resilient to being knocked away so easily to compensate for his slow movement? If not I see no way dorf can be considered good given how fast paced the latest smash bros game look.
#108 - Rascal (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeah he's what they call a heavy faller, as in it's near impossible for him to be verticly Is that a word? smashed. And wish his move set... it's almost impossible to smash him anywhere else. He's basically immune to ledge grabs too.
User avatar #116 - TheBigGummyBear (05/26/2015) [-]
Vertically* is a word yes.
User avatar #30 - jcjohnson (05/26/2015) [-]
Shit that must mean I'm really good at that game if I win with Ganondorf.
User avatar #59 - qonetwothreefive (05/26/2015) [-]
Or your opponents are bad or both of you are medium and you have slightly more experience with the character
User avatar #60 - jcjohnson (05/26/2015) [-]
No I am pretty bad at the game, but I know how to play Ganondorf somewhat. I love doing ganoncide.
User avatar #61 - qonetwothreefive (05/26/2015) [-]
I just love the feeling of being able to utterly destroy someone with one well-timed attack (cpt. falcon knee, jigglypuff down b as well)
#37 - Ive noticed that, when women say "if the sight of a man l…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2015 on He's going nuclear +18
User avatar #45 - zombiestookmybike (05/13/2015) [-]
Tbh I've never cared about overly sexualised women in gaming. It's pretty cool to play as this kickass protagonist that men drool over.
#51 - Rascal (05/13/2015) [-]
The only thing I care about is overly sexualised armour
Mostly because it's ridiculous and messes with my immersion, lol
User avatar #41 - ZeGerman (05/13/2015) [-]
Loud, socially challenged, lard munching ones
#27 - Speaking of the Black officers in the Freddy Gray case....... … 05/13/2015 on Black people comp 0
#235 - I knew Swedish laws were getting particularly ****** , b… 05/13/2015 on SWEDEN YES!!! -1
#58 - Explanation i think 05/13/2015 on Transformers! +6

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User avatar #99 - kanatana ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey, was wondering if I could have your FJ points? Just curious.
User avatar #68 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
I wrote that Pokemon thing on the fly. Would you like to see what I can do when I put my mind to it?
User avatar #96 to #69 - pull (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm actually about twenty thousands words into writing a book right now. Imagine Harry Dresden plus Odd Thomas.
User avatar #97 to #96 - superflystickman (01/01/2013) [-]
That sounds like a fun trip.
User avatar #98 to #97 - pull (01/01/2013) [-]
It's been interesting, for sure.
User avatar #70 to #69 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
Good, good. If you're a fan of Naruto fanfiction, that would help.
User avatar #71 to #70 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
I love the series, but I'm afraid I haven't yet delved into the fanfiction, mainly out of fear fkr for the horrid **** that is doubtless there. I especially hated the last chapter, and especially love the current chapter.
User avatar #72 to #71 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
No... I am the 5% that is actually fairly decent. As the latest review of one of my stories says...

"I have to say wow... thats all i can say the kiss scene was fricken hilarious.
After reading it i took a break and walked downstairs giggling and laughing
for a few minutes. Although a little hard to read because of the massive
amount of content and the fact i'm getting a little sleepy this story is
amazing so far i just can't stop reading"

If you're interested, check this out. www.fanfiction.net/s/4054990/1/

I promise, it's a good read. If you like Soul Eater, I've got something interesting going on there, too.
User avatar #73 to #72 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
Interesting that you say that. I recently discovered SE, and I liked it but had to drop it because of extraneous circumstances.
User avatar #74 to #73 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
READ IT. WATCH IT. LIVE IT. BUY KEYCHAINS.
User avatar #75 to #74 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
I just have to wait until we get internet back, otherwise I'll tear through my data limit like a fire tears through dry brush.
User avatar #76 to #75 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
Snap, dude. Can you stream sites like Youtube?
User avatar #77 to #76 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have a Galaxy S2, but I much prefer to read. How old is Naruto in chapter 1? It says he was born just over 12 years ago, but he didn't change from his orange jumpsuit to his mainly black jumpsuit until after Shippuden began, when he was roughly 15
User avatar #78 to #77 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
This is him at 12, but his personal history diverges when he's about 5. That's why he's in different clothes.
User avatar #79 to #78 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
I see. Does he hold true to his "embodiment of light" from the manga, or does that even come into play?
User avatar #80 to #79 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
My Naruto is... Dark. Violent. Conflicted, complicated, and not afraid to get dirty.

At the same time, he does have his standards, and he does lighten up along the way. Once he gets his true friends, he becomes more like the manga version... Kinda.

Listen, if I told you too much more, I would risk throwing out spoilers. Read it, and let me know what you think.
User avatar #81 to #80 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
So Naruto had he not had Iruka's personal attention. I suppose I'll have a little trouble with that, since one of my favorite qualities about Naruto is his Goku-esque optimism and good intent, but the reading does seem good.
User avatar #82 to #81 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
Trust me, buddy... if you can get through the first few chapters without wanting to kill me, you'll enjoy the ride.
User avatar #85 to #82 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
[big]WHAT. HE DOESN'T EAT AT ICHIRAKU??!?[big]
User avatar #86 to #85 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
JUST READ OKAY IT'S A LONG LONG LONG STORY

IF IT HELPS ANY, LATER IN THE STORY HE HELPS ICHIRAKU RUN THE STORE FOR AN AFTERNOON SO SHUT UP
User avatar #88 to #86 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
I mean I always wanted him to be clever but I came to terms with him not being clever and now it just doesn't feel like it fits but I've wanted it for so long and GAAAAHHHH INDECISION
User avatar #87 to #86 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
And and and and he's clever in conversation! I don't know if I like this. I was gonna go to bed but dammit I'm drawn in.
User avatar #89 to #87 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
This is a smarter Naruto... but he's still kinda stupid sometimes. I do hope you like it.
User avatar #90 to #89 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
Uh, I think so. I also like this relationship with the fox, because it opens up the opportunity for them to possibly become friends earlier.
User avatar #91 to #90 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
Yeah... They have a REALLY complicated relationship.
User avatar #83 to #82 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
I'll have to see tomorrow. I'm dead tired.
User avatar #84 to #83 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
G'night, mate. Sleep well.
User avatar #92 to #84 - superflystickman (12/31/2012) [-]
Alright, so I definitely like it, but did Naruto really have to buy a bunch of Goth clothes?
User avatar #93 to #92 - pull (12/31/2012) [-]
Hey, I was a stupid high school kid when I wrote that, give me a break. You have to admit, the quality is pretty good for an eighteen year old.
User avatar #94 to #93 - superflystickman (01/01/2013) [-]
Oh definitely, but being only a month shy of 19, I don't exactly appreciate that comment. I'll let it slide though. Have you ever tried writing on original content? Your style doesn't feel content, like it would flourish left to its owb devices.
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Workin' on it. Pic unrelated.
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#59 to #58 - superflystickman (10/16/2011) [-]
Evidently we called Black Thread at some point.
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User avatar #49 - Covenantkilla (03/13/2011) [-]
FUNNYJUNK
#34 - Covenantkilla (03/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - superflystickman (03/09/2011) [-]
Close, but no.
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User avatar #40 to #37 - superflystickman (03/09/2011) [-]
God hates you
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**Covenantkilla rolls 15** CHECK EM'
User avatar #43 to #42 - Covenantkilla (03/09/2011) [-]
******* a! I quit.
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**Covenantkilla rolls 44** ONE MORE
User avatar #46 to #44 - superflystickman (03/10/2011) [-]
Who the **** is that? It kinda looks like me.
User avatar #47 to #46 - Covenantkilla (03/10/2011) [-]
it is
User avatar #48 to #47 - superflystickman (03/11/2011) [-]
Yup. My face is the one that gets dubs. Also, that's creepy bro
#45 to #44 - Covenantkilla (03/09/2011) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
User avatar #67 to #45 - superflystickman (12/08/2011) [-]
Oh, what twisted webs we weave.
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#20 - toothlessthedragon (01/25/2011) [-]
how did you find me?
#21 to #20 - superflystickman (01/25/2011) [-]
Comments. I noticed that you have a reaction with Toothless in it for EVERYTHING. And I was impressed. Also, I saw that you got most of your thumbs off of comments. Comment thumbs are so underrated, and as a fellow commenter, I offer you a brofist. And a friend request.
#22 to #21 - toothlessthedragon (01/25/2011) [-]
if you want to be my friend you have to pass my test
<--------enlarge for test
#23 to #22 - superflystickman (01/25/2011) [-]
Dude, I eat that for breakfast.   
  
No, really, I have a glandular problem
Dude, I eat that for breakfast.

No, really, I have a glandular problem
#25 to #23 - toothlessthedragon (01/25/2011) [-]
test completed
test completed
#26 to #25 - toothlessthedragon (01/25/2011) [-]
friendship
friendship
#27 to #26 - superflystickman (01/25/2011) [-]
Acheivement!:Befriend a dragon
#29 to #27 - superflystickman (01/25/2011) [-]
jklol I don't get acheivements

I get trophies

I'm a Sonyfag
User avatar #31 to #30 - superflystickman (01/25/2011) [-]
I'm not sure how to take a pic of my emblem, but mine is purple bacon with green wings
#32 to #31 - toothlessthedragon (01/25/2011) [-]
sounds yummy
sounds yummy
User avatar #19 - sugarbabykat (01/11/2011) [-]
I ******* love you. tag ur it!
User avatar #13 - igotsunshineinabag (12/28/2010) [-]
who are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - superflystickman (12/28/2010) [-]
No one that you know, probably. I just saw your epic username(lyrics from Clint Eastwood by The Gorillaz) and I was gonna see if you would have an epic comment thread of the lyrics to that song on your profile.

Wow, that sounds a lot more creeper-ish when it's not just inside my head.
:/...
User avatar #15 to #14 - igotsunshineinabag (12/28/2010) [-]
indeed it does sir
User avatar #16 to #15 - superflystickman (12/28/2010) [-]
Well, sorry for bothering you
User avatar #17 to #16 - igotsunshineinabag (12/28/2010) [-]
theres just do many pedos
User avatar #18 to #17 - superflystickman (12/29/2010) [-]
Yeah, I understand. Mine says I'm like 20(just for **** access), but I'm really 16

And that sounds really plausible, considering how sketchy this whole convo has been
User avatar #12 - airguitar (12/22/2010) [-]
TOGETHER WE CAN PAVE THE WAY, IT WILL LAST FOREVER

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User avatar #2 to #1 - superflystickman (10/09/2010) [-]
And I was expecting something intellegent/funny
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