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#89 - Body's can adjust to gravity. as long as the adjustment is slo…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on New Planet 0
User avatar #155 - racetothebottom (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, uh
If that planet has about the same density as earth, and assuming that picture is to scale, has about double the diameter...
(mass of earth = 5.972E24 kg)
(radius of earth = 6371000 m)
V = 4/3*pi*r^3
g = 6.67E-11*m/r^2
Simplified, gravity would be 2^3/2^2 times Earth's (aka two times)
g = 19.6272935747, double gravity
so imagine carrying your weight at all times, that would fucking suck
and it would probably put ridiculous strain on your bones/spine
#120 - just making sure there weren't any misunderstandings. 20 hours ago on When weeaboos try to... 0
#115 - for me it has to do with the acting. I have watched several en… 20 hours ago on When weeaboos try to... 0
#114 - Being an otaku does not mean indulging yourself in it. …  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on When weeaboos try to... +2
#119 - phantomfivefive (20 hours ago) [-]
That is what I meant, only you explained it a lot better then me.
User avatar #120 - superanonymouspers (20 hours ago) [-]
just making sure there weren't any misunderstandings.
#72 - I imagine that if you were to slowly adjust to the gravity it … 20 hours ago on New Planet +3
#74 - Picture 21 hours ago on Horny? +4
#48 - I don't think it would be anything like the anime (though that…  [+] (6 new replies) 22 hours ago on New Planet +11
#70 - shadowgandalf (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm more worried about the gravity pulling your eyes out or squashing them.
User avatar #130 - tehfalconguy (17 hours ago) [-]
Pilots already pull 5+ g's without their eyes being squished, you'd be fine as far as eyes go.
#83 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
You'd be crushed by your own weight.
>>#72 I don't think it'd work. You'd put too much stress on your body to the point that you'd probably get sick. It'd be like being obese without being fat. At least that's what I think it might be like.
User avatar #89 - superanonymouspers (19 hours ago) [-]
Body's can adjust to gravity. as long as the adjustment is slow. That's why if 1 was the base and we just slowly go up by .1's as the weeks go on, it'd be as if nothing has changed at all.

I imagine that as long as you kept up exercising and a healthy diet, adjusting to new gravity would be perfectly reasonable.

then again, that's just a guess. I could totally be wrong.
User avatar #155 - racetothebottom (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, uh
If that planet has about the same density as earth, and assuming that picture is to scale, has about double the diameter...
(mass of earth = 5.972E24 kg)
(radius of earth = 6371000 m)
V = 4/3*pi*r^3
g = 6.67E-11*m/r^2
Simplified, gravity would be 2^3/2^2 times Earth's (aka two times)
g = 19.6272935747, double gravity
so imagine carrying your weight at all times, that would fucking suck
and it would probably put ridiculous strain on your bones/spine
User avatar #72 - superanonymouspers (20 hours ago) [-]
I imagine that if you were to slowly adjust to the gravity it wouldn't be very bad.

Like, say 1.1x earth gravity 1.2x and so on
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#97 - seeingred (17 hours ago) [-]
They won't say that because he's black.
#114 - here, shorter one for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on 10 Amazing Male Cosplays +12
User avatar #154 - adu (19 hours ago) [-]
Thanks m8!
#60 - ... **** . saying it like it is. I've always won…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 +1
User avatar #252 - nuciferatu (17 hours ago) [-]
I've personally never used the lights or sirens to shoo people out of the way when I wasn't on a dispatch. And the reason for that is simple: when I'm not driving to a dispatch, I can relax. I drive slow and I try to enjoy it because some days it's the only low-speed time I have. I have colleagues whom I know for a fact abused that every now and then (including one who was caught doing it and was suspended). It's not as common as you might think though.

As far as the job itself goes, it's... harsh. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I have days where I grab 20 minute naps in the back of the truck on a long dispatch and it's the only sleep I get for that day. I have days where I help in trauma or triage and I'm elbow-deep in guts trying to stop some poor Joe from bleeding out before the doc gets to him. I've seen shit that nobody has any right seeing: a mom holding half a kid to her chest, motorbiker who ground his face into the asphalt over a 5 meter streak, wood worker with his arm pulverized by machinery, you name it. I've had people die in my hands. Children holding my arm with strength the likes of which no child could ever have, begging me not to let them die. I get nightmares. But I chose to do this. I knew what was involved and I made a conscious, non-pressured choice.

There's a flip side too: the first 30 minutes of any accident are crucial. If the Joe is still alive when I get to him, chances are I'm gonna keep him that way. I literally save lives. It's kinda the closest thing to a superhero that a human can get! Though the real hero here is modern emergency medicine. I'm just the Robin. The o2 tube, he defib, the synthetic adrenaline, the muscle relaxants, the pressure tie, the bloodXfusion kit. All that shit is amazing and I'm usually the best-positioned to use them in time.

And I love the gratitude. I love it when the husband gives me a hug because I spent 30 minutes pumping his wife's chest and finally managed to get her heart going again. When the mother tears up because I noticed her son's spinal injury and secured him before he could get permanent damage. He can still walk thanks to me.

So yeah... if you want to live your life as a rollercoaster of highs and lows, get a job in emergency medicine; EMTs, paramedics, ER docs/nurses, trauma core, triage. That's where all the fun is

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#121 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi superanonymouspers! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#122 to #121 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Really?! No foolin?! My very own rocket?!
#116 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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#115 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#112 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 to #112 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You... do care!!
#71 - anonymous (02/23/2013) [-]
do u have any nauty pics u can show me....
User avatar #72 to #71 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Nope.
#69 - scoggand (10/26/2012) [-]
hi there   
remember me
hi there
remember me
User avatar #55 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
we got blocked
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User avatar #64 to #63 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Y u come to my profile and roll? o_o is it a game?
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User avatar #66 to #65 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Well I'm glad I could participate :D
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User avatar #68 to #67 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
naah my account is lonely... I'm glad for some activity :D XD
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User avatar #45 to #43 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
clearly.
User avatar #41 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 21**
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User avatar #51 to #44 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
No pressure.
User avatar #50 to #44 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
aulttec get maybe?
User avatar #49 to #44 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
take it back
User avatar #52 to #49 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
you love 55
User avatar #39 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 40**
User avatar #37 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 17**
User avatar #35 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 019**
#23 - gavinchase Comment deleted by superanonymouspers [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
that's noothiiin.
#25 to #24 - gavinchase (06/12/2012) [-]
Well I got more...
Add about 30 to that.
User avatar #26 to #25 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
DO IT YOU WONT. NO BALLS.

NO BALLS!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - gavinchase (06/12/2012) [-]
I am in my living room and there is people around me, I'll dump later.
User avatar #28 to #27 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
you gonna do it??
User avatar #29 to #28 - gavinchase (06/13/2012) [-]
Been offline all day, playing Diablo. In a minute, also you are not supposed to enjoy it...
User avatar #30 to #29 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
I think it's funny XD
User avatar #31 to #30 - gavinchase (06/14/2012) [-]
._.
User avatar #32 to #31 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
you haz neglected your brony rule 34. wtf.

that post told you to do it. OBEY THE POST.
User avatar #33 to #32 - gavinchase (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh sorry, I have been really lazy lately.. I shall defy the roll gods until further notice. Okay?
User avatar #34 to #33 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
looool ok XD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
oh my.
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