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#14 - woodland these comics are funny but give some credit to KC in … 01/05/2013 on yeah! 4 +2
#33 - Or an elementary school filled with rabbits..... 01/05/2013 on Wat +1
#92 - CHODE CHODE CHODE 01/05/2013 on yeah 3 +2
#77 - What website is this from? It's better to go straight to the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Rat or dog? 0
#82 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
#83 - supagreen (01/05/2013) [-]
thanks anon
#54 - Stop calling him a ****** you racist. Coons hate when y… 12/27/2012 on When I hear a racist joke -1
#195 - Can anyone here give some sort of scenario where I'd need to w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on So Much Want +3
User avatar #209 - ohgodmysides (12/27/2012) [-]
1) You are in a submarine that's leaking and you are trapped in a chamber. You know you are going to drown and want to write a last note to your loved ones.

2) You are scubadiving and accidentally find atlantis. You want to write down notes to find it again.

3) You just invented water-proof paper and need a device to proofs that you can still write on it underwater so your funds won't get cut.
User avatar #207 - kickassandchew (12/27/2012) [-]
You go diving, then meet a deaf man.....whatdo
#71 - I was never looking for an argument. I stated my opinion (whic… 12/25/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... 0
#69 - Not gonna bother arguing. I never said "don't be a good p… 12/24/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... 0
#18 - Comment deleted 12/24/2012 on Dat Moment -1
#66 - My jimmies remain unrustled. I'll listen to you cry about ther…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/24/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... 0
User avatar #86 - radtroll (12/25/2012) [-]
christians religious.

and what you are saying is called Pascal's wager, which is basically this:

if you didn't believe in god, and there wasn't a god, you are ok
if you believed in god and there was a god, you won - ok
if you believed in god and there wasn't a god, it's still ok
but if you didn't believe in god and there was a god, you are fucked

so in short, believe in god to to cover all your bases, because it's a win-win situation
User avatar #128 - bubbleisacat (12/25/2012) [-]
but which religion?
User avatar #133 - radtroll (12/25/2012) [-]
anything without a guy on a cross, I don't think he was happy about it
#76 - theoriginaltyson (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah because if there is a god then it's DEFINITELY the christian god, right?
User avatar #74 - everheat (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna waste my life going by his ''rules'', I'd rather actually LIVE here and take my chances. Your ''God'' gave us free will, I'm gonna use it as well as I can and tell God to kiss my ass. If there is a God, he's a sadistic and sick child and I'd rather worship Satan.

Oh, and didn't it go like, if I repent my sins and accept jesus in my deathbed, I'll get to heaven. I'm just gonna do all kinds of crazy shit and hope I won't die of decapitation or exploding to pieces.
#80 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
How's 6th grade going?
User avatar #81 - everheat (12/25/2012) [-]
So a sixth grader isn't supposed to have an opinion like this?
#68 - moldykittens (12/24/2012) [-]
"played it safe"? So the point of religion isn't to be a good person, but to make sure you don't go to hell?
#82 - radtroll (12/25/2012) [-]
Honestly? yes.

I'm a good person, but not that good, if I didn't believe in a god that gonna throw me in hell forever if I didn't act good, I would steal cheat and lie and make money anyway and live like a fuckin boss without having to work 8 hours a day, I would kill those who I don't like, and rape every good looking I see, and I would get away with all it because I'm smart enough. because why the fuck not? no consequences.

I'm not really religious or anything, but I'm just being honest, I would have done a lot of things in my life if I didn't believe that I'm gonna pay for it later
#117 - kerplunking (12/25/2012) [-]
Except you wouldn't do that, because if you did, you'd spend the rest of your life being raped by a giant black dude in the prison showers.

Also, so much for Christianity being a "religion of peace" if you only believe in it because of blackmail.
User avatar #122 - radtroll (12/25/2012) [-]
first I'm not a Christian, and no I wouldn't go to jail, a lot of people do a lot of shit and never got caught for it
#69 - supagreen (12/24/2012) [-]
Not gonna bother arguing. I never said "don't be a good person" and you just completely twisted around my comment.

Good day to you.
#34 - Exactly, just because they aren't as organized doesn't mean th… 12/24/2012 on Learn the difference. 0
#19 - I used to foot sort laundry all the time when I was little. No… 11/22/2012 on Lazy logic +3
#95 - Yikes. I went to a school on an army base and I still remember…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on bracelets 0
User avatar #96 - thepalmtoptiger (11/10/2012) [-]
Jeez, shankings are a bit much.
#191 - If you look at reddit and funnyjunk I'll save you some time go… 11/10/2012 on the morning after a party 0
#7 - Battle Rifle. 3ish burst. Problem Solved. Just get 2 minutes o… 11/10/2012 on Fucking Watchers 0
#71 - It wasn't even that sad..... it wasn't good either. The campai…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Halo 4 -15
User avatar #80 - Omegashenron (11/10/2012) [-]
That doesn't even make sense when you consider the age of halo's storyline following. But either way I thought the campaign was okay, i didn't enjoy how important chirf is all of a sudden. Now it seems he's some sort of Angel sent from heaven type of bullshit idk i think it's stupid to go from amazing to soldier. To Sent from a higher power.
User avatar #72 - phanact (11/10/2012) [-]
Then don't use a mic with the kids and just kill them. Its what I do and I have a 1.5 KD, which I'm proud of
#61 - So can I go back to Grove Street or not god dammit.....  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on GTA V NEW SCREENSHOTS +2
User avatar #93 - anonymouzx (09/24/2013) [-]
Yep...just not what you think...
#24 - All I ever wanted was an internet without repost, lag, and buf… 11/10/2012 on Problem +3
#21 - Only in Japan.......because if it was in Murica that man would… 11/10/2012 on Well +54
#15 - Anyone know of any new animes that aren't fighter harems? No? …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Neon Genesis in a nutshell +1
User avatar #28 - AkatsukiNekoJr (11/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - ccccmoney (11/10/2012) [-]
Does SAO count?
User avatar #18 - herebemonstars (11/10/2012) [-]
from what i have heard from some wonderfully (hopefully) true sekerei has its third season starting in the next few months
#41 - I just covered my left eye it still has the same effect. Try i… 11/10/2012 on What sorcery is this? +1
#21 - I remember the paper hornets and rubber bands. The teacher tur…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2012 on bracelets +11
User avatar #32 - thepalmtoptiger (11/10/2012) [-]
Weak, what about paperclip hornets?

Also, freshman at my old high school would get pelted with batteries and loose change at the pep rally.
#95 - supagreen (11/10/2012) [-]
Yikes. I went to a school on an army base and I still remember we'd have to get pat downs (yes PAT DOWNS) before recess because if the paper clip hornets weren't taking your eyes out you'd get shanked with a fork or pencil.
User avatar #96 - thepalmtoptiger (11/10/2012) [-]
Jeez, shankings are a bit much.
#15 - For the bonding? Yes bonDING not bonDAGE 11/10/2012 on Wips and chains. +5
#56 - My visual basics teacher bullies kids himself and everyone jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2012 on School logic 3 +3
#95 - eyeofseven (11/10/2012) [-]
I had a teacher who did that once. He was my Physics teacher a couple years back, and he always creeped on the girls (he was 50ish) and was racist towards anyone who wasn't white. I got sick of it one day because he made this shy girl cry for getting a problem wrong, so I stood up (literally) and told him he could shove his attitude up his ass. He stopped, changed, is a lot nicer now and we talk in school on a regular basis.
User avatar #61 - mayormilkman (11/10/2012) [-]
My c++ teacher simply gets interrupted quite often, and we go into lengthy discussions about off-topic things with her.
#76 - It has nothing to do with skipping. It's complete ********… 11/07/2012 on Short Comic #5 -1


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