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#21 - Youre not 05/30/2015 on Stay +1
#19 - Idk y u guys keep rolling this but I'll join the bandwagon  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on when you hungry af and the... +1
#30 - animedudej (05/20/2015) [-]
god damn my dyslexia i read "I'LL JOIN THE SPEEDWAGON"
#22 - Picture 04/30/2015 on Small Shhheeeet comp +1
#39 - Second way to do it (which I can't myself) is to drive somewha… 04/19/2015 on no chill 0
#38 - I myself would start by backing the rear driver's side into th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on no chill +2
#39 - summers (04/19/2015) [-]
Second way to do it (which I can't myself) is to drive somewhat fast then spin the car into the spot
#18 - negative  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Golden balls 0
User avatar #19 - heartbleed (04/17/2015) [-]
Looked it up, some non-magnetic detection systems can detect gold...
#17 - "I fear not the man who has read ten thousand books one t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on bruce lee quote comp 0
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (04/12/2015) [-]
I got bored so I did math

I went with War and Peace for this because why not

The average adult can read 300 wpm and speak 155~ wpm. If an adult has read War and Peace 10,000 times and read at a consistent speed of 300wpm, it would take that person 35.87 years to do that. Assuming he memorized the book, it would take him 3613 hours or 6 days to recite the book
User avatar #27 - pickaxe (04/12/2015) [-]
To be fair,obsessive Fans are hella' creepy.
#435 - I swipe to next content, I think maybe a different algorithm w… 03/19/2015 on Suggestions to make site... 0
#2 - What song is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on They're Back 0
User avatar #3 - triggercrazy (03/08/2015) [-]
Darude sandstorm
#9 - I know it was really weirDDDD. I checked if it was a gif as a …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Black and blue or white and... 0
User avatar #10 - wilburn (02/28/2015) [-]
im just saying the instant i start seeing white an gold, im going to the doctor...
#13 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
It has to do with whether your brain pictures the dress as an overexposed black and blue dress or an underexposed white and gold dress. We can't see much of the surroundings of the dress so our brain has to do a lot of guesswork and some peoples brain go for the dress being in light and other the dress being in shadow.
User avatar #59 - thegoblingamer (02/28/2015) [-]
I have better than 20/15 vision, therefor I'm right when I say it's black and blue, and that all white and gold people are inferior to my visual prowess.
User avatar #184 - shiningfinger (02/28/2015) [-]
Except you're fucking retarded.
User avatar #202 - thegoblingamer (02/28/2015) [-]
Says the autistic person that can't pick up on the social mechanism known as a "joke".
User avatar #204 - shiningfinger (02/28/2015) [-]
Says the person who thinks tone is perfectly perceivable through text. Probably thinks I thumbed him down, too. That guys a huge wanker.
User avatar #60 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
Unless you're trying to look at the laptop 20 feet away, I don't see how your 20/X vision is relevant.
User avatar #14 - wilburn (02/28/2015) [-]
im not going to lie, nor trying to be rude... i dont believe any of yall
#15 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
www.capitalfm.com/music-news/what-colour-is-this-dress/ A majority of people see white and gold. I've seen both.
#11 - friendofaf (02/28/2015) [-]
But I see it as white and gold... Whats wrong with me I don't see any kind of black and blue
#20 - rocketmanftw (02/28/2015) [-]
try blocking out the surroundings so you just see the stripes of the dress, i see it as white/gold but i switched it to blue/black by doing this
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