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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
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I am a potato

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latest user's comments

#362 - Yeah back when that story occurred you could still own slaves … 07/05/2013 on I am the one who knocks 0
#361 - That's exactly what I'm saying with that comment. 07/05/2013 on I am the one who knocks 0
#248 - "Killing your son because" Well, he didn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on I am the one who knocks -1
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#252 - teranin (07/02/2013) [-]
845 people currently disagree with that assessment, but fair enough.
#74 - and then you laugh because she's a woman 07/02/2013 on oagf on her period +1
#239 - Well, I guess it is indeed a myth because he didn't actually k…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2013 on I am the one who knocks -2
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#299 - zzforrest (07/02/2013) [-]
He didn't even kill his son in the original myth.
It was a test by god to see how dedicated he was.
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#361 - suddenlypotatoes (07/05/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I'm saying with that comment.
#292 - blanketandpillow (07/02/2013) [-]
"No officer, I swear, I wasn't going to actually kill my son, just have a gun pointed to his head. The voice told me not to at the last minute, so I won't. There's no need to call child services."

It suddenly isn't okay when I do it.
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#362 - suddenlypotatoes (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah back when that story occurred you could still own slaves so I guess times have fucking changed a little
#245 - teranin (07/02/2013) [-]
Again, this is a joke, and the voice in his head telling him to kill his son is viewed as normal, regardless of the eventual product of that story. But I guess the joke fell flat for you, which is too bad.
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#248 - suddenlypotatoes (07/02/2013) [-]
"Killing your son because"

Well, he didn't kill his son, so therefore it wasn't a misunderstanding, rather, it was a poorly worded joke made in bad taste. The joke didn't fall flat for me, it was just flat to begin with.
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#252 - teranin (07/02/2013) [-]
845 people currently disagree with that assessment, but fair enough.
#319 - I can barely tell that you're terribly autistic! 06/25/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk. +1
#219 - Even the lightbulb insults Americans 06/22/2013 on Bagged...milk? +4
#171 - Picture 06/20/2013 on Lucky Bastard +1
#147 - We watched that **** in physics and I was laughing so hard the… 06/19/2013 on Mission to Mars +2
#401 - <3 06/19/2013 on BOYCOTT!! 0
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#157 - girrafalopegis (04/24/2013) [-]
My apologies for being completely oblivious to your attempt to set me up for the joke. Here is a card.
#158 to #157 - suddenlypotatoes (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh stop it, you. No worries my friend.
#156 - wtfmoo (09/04/2012) [-]
OH GOD BRETTS ON FUNNYJUNK
#154 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
SPUDDENLY
#155 to #154 - suddenlypotatoes (07/21/2012) [-]
OH THE PANDEMONIUM I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
#151 - anon (06/24/2012) [-]
you're a newfag, and you should feel like a newfag.
#147 - wtfmoo (05/08/2012) [-]
DIDNEY WORL
#148 to #155 - wtfmoo (05/08/2012) [-]
persghetti
#149 to #156 - wtfmoo (05/08/2012) [-]
i made this one
#150 to #157 - suddenlypotatoes (05/17/2012) [-]
i wish i saw this thread
#145 - wtfmoo (04/22/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
#146 to #153 - suddenlypotatoes (04/22/2012) [-]
i didn't even notice that lol
i didn't even notice that lol
#136 - wtfmoo (03/30/2012) [-]
wait whut
wait whut
#133 - wtfmoo (02/13/2012) [-]
LUCKY BASTARDS
#135 to #137 - wtfmoo (02/14/2012) [-]
inb4 retoast of this a week from now on 9⁣gag


#125 - wtfmoo (02/09/2012) [-]
Vanadium
Silver
Iodine
Sodium

teehee
#126 to #128 - suddenlypotatoes (02/09/2012) [-]
That picture is making me laugh so damn hard
#128 to #129 - wtfmoo (02/09/2012) [-]
speaking of satanic toys...
#130 to #132 - wtfmoo (02/09/2012) [-]
mfw i saw original post
mfw i saw original post
#132 to #133 - suddenlypotatoes (02/09/2012) [-]
mine
mine
#131 to #133 - wtfmoo (02/09/2012) [-]
also heres original   
   
fukken saved the party hard version lolololol
also heres original

fukken saved the party hard version lolololol