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Date Signed Up:10/15/2011
Last Login:3/19/2014
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#17 - Holy **** I'm wearing that top right now .. 04/28/2012 on Terry 0
#9 - If a quiz is quizzical what are tests? pic…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2012 on Idiot +1
User avatar #29 - iisammehii (04/27/2012) [-]
Testicles?
User avatar #14 - Zeigh (04/27/2012) [-]
testiferous.
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2012 on dont you just hate that +16
#40 - nephrithotroll (04/27/2012) [-]
not sure if glitch
or some funny guy playing with my mind again
#19 - I will never plug anything in the same way ever again. 04/27/2012 on Twins +9
#10 - I reaally hope you've got your left and rights mixed up ..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Baby vs Pornstar +34
User avatar #12 - hydromatic (04/26/2012) [-]
Love has no age!..








But yea, that's pretty fucked up.
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2012 on SO hows the espresso.... +38
#28 - feelcat (04/25/2012) [-]
It looks like you're victom of.. mindfuck.
#25 - anatidaephobia (04/25/2012) [-]
#47 - Wipe my memory! 04/24/2012 on Pleasure +2
#43 - ahaa okay thanks appreciated 04/24/2012 on Pleasure +1
#41 - Yeah, but I know a lot about my friends, I mean they can be cr…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Pleasure +1
#42 - molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
no not all guys are like that.....



<----you should follow this rule
User avatar #43 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
ahaa okay thanks appreciated
#16 - When I'm in the kitchen I think about how I could grab a knife…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Jimpulse +31
User avatar #37 - theaddviser (04/24/2012) [-]
i don't
#61 - dnbvchemo (04/24/2012) [-]
that's a tough statment...

still funny tit-for-tat response
#37 - ah that's a little creepy lool .. Why wasn't I aware of this?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Pleasure +1
#40 - molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
from your previous comment i think you are a girl, yes? and maybe you don't know because you don't have creepy friends or they just don't tell you? and you being a girl i'm going to make the rude assumption that you have like 1000 friends were you don't know anything about then.... there will be some creepy guys fapping on you when you are normal and only ad your real friends then there are no creepers.... unless your friends are creeps....
User avatar #41 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I know a lot about my friends, I mean they can be creepy in a joke way but nothing is ever taken seriously, so not all guys do it?
#42 - molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
no not all guys are like that.....



<----you should follow this rule
User avatar #43 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
ahaa okay thanks appreciated
#32 - .. Guys do this? gif unrelated.  [+] (22 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Pleasure +26
#50 - commontroll (04/24/2012) [-]
Only the creepers.
#114 - haydn (04/24/2012) [-]
So you're saying you don't fantasise about the girls who you see every day, go to school with, tell you about fucking other guys?
User avatar #158 - commontroll (04/25/2012) [-]
Fantasies with them is one thing. Masturbating to pictures on facebook... that's a bit different bro. And I don't hang out with sluts, so they don't tell me about them fucking other guys. Unless you're saying I'm gay. In that case, fix your grammar, and your facts bro.
#170 - haydn (04/25/2012) [-]
I studied at one of the most prestigious Universities in my country doing English Language, it's 1am and I simply cba checking my grammar and punctuation because you can't come to terms with lads doing something very common and natural. I know plenty of people that banter about wanking over girls holiday photos, you're probs denying it to impress the sluts that go on nsfw. Which you probably wank to even though you don't know them.

TL;DR, You're a closet wanker, stop trying to impress girls from nsfw.
#178 - commontroll (04/25/2012) [-]
Uh huh. Great .gif, just as a side note. Anyway, I wasn't saying if you were trying to say I'm gay, then you really screwed up your sentence. Also, I don't give a flying shit about camera whores. Why would anybody try to impress them? I don't have anybody to impress on here dude, so I don't know why you think I'm a closet fapper when it comes to girls' facebook pictures. Why? Because I have four sisters, and if I found out somebody did that to my sisters' pictures, I'd beat the shit out of them with a bat for thinking of them as a piece of meat. If a woman treats herself like shit, doesn't mean we should either.

TL;DR, I have moral standards. Call it subjection to sexism if you will, but I have decided to be mature and a gentleman. I don't give a care if you think I'm doing the white knight act, nor do I care what you think about me. For me, you're a man in an unknown location, with an unknown education, unknown face, unknown race, unknown religion, and unknown morals. I couldn't care less about impressing you, or all the other people sending me text on the internet. I care about my standards, and I care about staying true to who I am. Because the only person I care to impress, is myself.
#179 - haydn (04/25/2012) [-]
Understandable, I just feel that when it comes to such a personal thing most morals go out the window, which is why there are fetish porns etc. I know plenty of lads who openly admit to doing this, and adding girls to their "Wank bank" ahaha, meh.
User avatar #180 - commontroll (04/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, to me, that's messed up. Fetishes and stuff like that is fine, but I think you need to draw a line if you're fapping to pictures of girls you know. At that point it's unlikely you care about them.
User avatar #181 - haydn (04/25/2012) [-]
Most of them I don't care about, don't get the idea that I do this frequently, it's every so often when I derive away from the unrealistic porn that's produced. I prefer realism, girls that you knoq, have a chance with etc. It's one of them, they put a slutty picture up, why the fuck not?
User avatar #182 - commontroll (04/25/2012) [-]
Yeah. I completely understand that. Porn really does get difficult to watch at times, because it's just so stupidly fake.
User avatar #183 - haydn (04/25/2012) [-]
Indeed, hence why I try to stick to amateur. But yeah, in conclusion, it may be sick and twisted but people do it unfortunately.
User avatar #184 - commontroll (04/25/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. That's why I said only the creepers/people who don't give a shit about the girls do it. It's one extreme or the other.
User avatar #185 - haydn (04/25/2012) [-]
I think Creepers wank over girls they don't know and what not, personally if I'm to do it, it's over a girl I've genuinely had a thing with. No different from fantasising about them in your head I guess...
#45 - cbobrow (04/24/2012) [-]
................ Quick guys there on to us!
User avatar #48 - cbobrow (04/24/2012) [-]
they're* Damn I'm normally good at catching those...
#47 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
Wipe my memory!
#35 - Womens Study Major (04/24/2012) [-]
yes
#36 - molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
only the the creepy ones and guess what you are on the internet.....



picture is related to most people on fj.... i regret nothing!
User avatar #37 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
ah that's a little creepy lool
.. Why wasn't I aware of this?
#40 - molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
from your previous comment i think you are a girl, yes? and maybe you don't know because you don't have creepy friends or they just don't tell you? and you being a girl i'm going to make the rude assumption that you have like 1000 friends were you don't know anything about then.... there will be some creepy guys fapping on you when you are normal and only ad your real friends then there are no creepers.... unless your friends are creeps....
User avatar #41 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I know a lot about my friends, I mean they can be creepy in a joke way but nothing is ever taken seriously, so not all guys do it?
#42 - molestingbabys (04/24/2012) [-]
no not all guys are like that.....



<----you should follow this rule
User avatar #43 - suckmyanon (04/24/2012) [-]
ahaa okay thanks appreciated
#114 - Wet pussy? 04/20/2012 on Anal +1
#43 - When you end up broke .. 04/20/2012 on monopoly +5
#33 - Mini me look alike semi related  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Title +1
#47 - alexanderisme (04/18/2012) [-]
Semi related, you say?
#4 - That's my favourite part of the bread .. 04/17/2012 on long read, but bear with me. +1
#5 - He should just think positive ..  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Oh true +258
#39 - Womens Study Major (04/17/2012) [-]
we're not just positive. we're HIV positive.
#36 - TheBoganglers (04/17/2012) [-]
#30 - becausefuckyoutoo (04/17/2012) [-]
#26 - shemillionaire (04/16/2012) [-]
I like it.
#21 - braedenclarkejanze (04/16/2012) [-]
#11 - eskemo (04/16/2012) [-]
saw your comment, skipped, got it, came back and thumbed
#52 - Just punched air .. We're a poor family .. 04/16/2012 on they at it again +8
#46 - "Please don't leave me" 04/16/2012 on Please +60
#7 - Nothing other than, stay weird, the world is a much more inter…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on Pans labyrinth 0
#8 - jeej Comment deleted by suckmyanon
#100 - Oh God I've completed them all .. obesity here I come 04/11/2012 on FJ Guideline +8
#5 - Ditto it suits my personality  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Pans labyrinth 0
User avatar #6 - jeej (04/11/2012) [-]
Got any tips for a fellow weirdo? :D
User avatar #7 - suckmyanon (04/11/2012) [-]
Nothing other than, stay weird, the world is a much more interesting place.
#8 - jeej Comment deleted by suckmyanon
#3 - Yeah might actually have to watch it now aha  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Pans labyrinth 0
User avatar #4 - jeej (04/11/2012) [-]
I love weird movies. :D
User avatar #5 - suckmyanon (04/11/2012) [-]
Ditto it suits my personality
User avatar #6 - jeej (04/11/2012) [-]
Got any tips for a fellow weirdo? :D
User avatar #7 - suckmyanon (04/11/2012) [-]
Nothing other than, stay weird, the world is a much more interesting place.
#8 - jeej Comment deleted by suckmyanon
#1 - Watched that film so much I felt fluent in Spanish  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Pans labyrinth +1
User avatar #2 - jeej (04/11/2012) [-]
It's epic, don't you think?
User avatar #3 - suckmyanon (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah might actually have to watch it now aha
User avatar #4 - jeej (04/11/2012) [-]
I love weird movies. :D
User avatar #5 - suckmyanon (04/11/2012) [-]
Ditto it suits my personality
User avatar #6 - jeej (04/11/2012) [-]
Got any tips for a fellow weirdo? :D
User avatar #7 - suckmyanon (04/11/2012) [-]
Nothing other than, stay weird, the world is a much more interesting place.
#8 - jeej Comment deleted by suckmyanon
#52 - Picture 04/10/2012 on Cheating Husband +35
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