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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:5/20/2012
Last Login:6/01/2013
Location:SC
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 98867 total,  109709 ,  10842
Comment Thumbs: 2432 total,  3102 ,  670
Content Level Progress: 84% (840/1000)
Level 298 Content: Post Master → Level 299 Content: Post Master
Comment Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:6
Content Views:3490473
Times Content Favorited:5856 times
Total Comments Made:899
FJ Points:101276
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#2814 - a thumb orgy sounded a bit dumb but its kinda funny because wh… 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +5
#2736 - reALLY PONYS AGAIN 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +5
#2733 - **suckcarsonandsee rolled a random image posted in comment #…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +7
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#2736 - suckcarsonandsee (05/14/2013) [-]
reALLY PONYS AGAIN
#2730 - its supposed to be a penis btw  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +7
#2757 - sardukai (05/14/2013) [-]
#2726 - …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +8
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#2730 - suckcarsonandsee (05/14/2013) [-]
its supposed to be a penis btw
#2757 - sardukai (05/14/2013) [-]
#2641 - op is heartbroken … 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +13
#104 - Let them talk, not to loud, make sure they do their work, have… 05/14/2013 on Fuck it you teach 0
#62035 - Why not? I thought it was excellent! 05/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#72202 - How did the party go?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
#72201 - is it bad to ask my girlfriend if I can make out with her? To …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#72280 - gandalfthewise (05/14/2013) [-]
my girlfriend and i made out for the first time today. she really was the one who initiated. but we both did it and it happened naturally. if you don't let it happen naturally then you risk making thins awkward.
#72246 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Dude you ask how to start kissing your girlfriend like every couple weeks
Just do it or dump her
#72208 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Look into her eyes and say.....




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#72205 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Look into her eyes and say.....




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#72204 - davvi (05/13/2013) [-]
better let it happen naturally

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