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#1814 - And again, right. 18 hours ago on Did you check your... 0
#1812 - **succubus used "*Roll gender*"** **succubus rolls Cisgende…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Did you check your... 0
User avatar #1814 - succubus (18 hours ago) [-]
And again, right.
#1810 - **succubus used "*roll cis privilege*"** **succubus rolls I… 18 hours ago on Did you check your... 0
#31 - Ohh I see, I know they put weed into normal cigarett… 21 hours ago on I love my country 0
#30 - Haha never seen that one! I know they sniff spray paint-- 21 hours ago on I love my country 0
#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on I love my country 0
User avatar #29 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
It's their attempt to hide the pain sniffing from the cops.
User avatar #31 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ohh I see,

I know they put weed into normal cigarettes to try to disguise it
#26 - Ahh, the metho and the petty they be sniffin!  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on I love my country 0
User avatar #27 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
And the coke bottles full of black paint!
User avatar #30 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Haha never seen that one!

I know they sniff spray paint--
#28 - succubus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
It's their attempt to hide the pain sniffing from the cops.
User avatar #31 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ohh I see,

I know they put weed into normal cigarettes to try to disguise it
#24 - Oh, us white cunts are ruining everything for them. W…  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on I love my country 0
User avatar #25 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
Don't fuhget dat metho der cuz.
User avatar #26 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ahh, the metho and the petty they be sniffin!
User avatar #27 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
And the coke bottles full of black paint!
User avatar #30 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Haha never seen that one!

I know they sniff spray paint--
#28 - succubus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
It's their attempt to hide the pain sniffing from the cops.
User avatar #31 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ohh I see,

I know they put weed into normal cigarettes to try to disguise it
#17 - Ahh, ya got me there. Aboriginals always get away wit…  [+] (9 new replies) 22 hours ago on I love my country 0
User avatar #23 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
Well it would be racist to tell them to stop. Us white cunts took der land!
User avatar #24 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh, us white cunts are ruining everything for them.

We brought over the cigarettes they excessively smoke/steal.

We brought over the alcohol they religiously imbibe like it's their lifeline.
User avatar #25 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
Don't fuhget dat metho der cuz.
User avatar #26 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ahh, the metho and the petty they be sniffin!
User avatar #27 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
And the coke bottles full of black paint!
User avatar #30 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Haha never seen that one!

I know they sniff spray paint--
#28 - succubus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - threeeighteen (21 hours ago) [-]
It's their attempt to hide the pain sniffing from the cops.
User avatar #31 - succubus (21 hours ago) [-]
Ohh I see,

I know they put weed into normal cigarettes to try to disguise it
#15 - Most unreliable **** there is. 22 hours ago on I love my country 0

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User avatar #151 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
So! Are you religious?
User avatar #201 to #151 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Well, I was the kid no one liked, really. So when guys approached me, I thought they were being assholes; teasing me so I just never reciprocated.

All my friends were dropping and picking up guys like the bass.
User avatar #214 to #201 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I have returned, my religiously religious friend!
User avatar #215 to #214 - succubus ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Ohaaaay!

I'm sorry! I was so tired I had to go to bed. xD
User avatar #216 to #215 - valax ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Pfft.
Don't worry.
I went to sleep as well.
Good morning, Succubus!
User avatar #217 to #216 - succubus ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Good evening!!!

Is 6:21pm now
User avatar #218 to #217 - valax ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Good day!

What is it now? Past midnight?
User avatar #219 to #218 - succubus ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, it was about 1am 9 hours ago.



It's 10am now
User avatar #220 to #219 - valax ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Ah, good morning, my good sir!
User avatar #221 to #220 - succubus ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
haha how are you?
User avatar #222 to #221 - valax ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
A little worn.
Sleepy.
Tired.
A bit hungry.
Hahaha.
User avatar #223 to #222 - succubus ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm bloody exhausted
User avatar #224 to #223 - valax ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Hello! Good to see you.
I woke up from a nap just now.
Why are you exhausted?
User avatar #225 to #224 - succubus ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Because I find it hard to stay awake these days
User avatar #226 to #225 - valax ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Sleep is pretty nice, I guess.
Mmm.
User avatar #227 to #226 - succubus ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yes, it really is.
User avatar #228 to #227 - valax ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I just slept for a while.
I had stress before sleepy time.
User avatar #202 to #201 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I think confidence in people is attractive.
And kindness, and being understanding.
User avatar #203 to #202 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I was a sweet, understanding girl. But whenever I tried getting close to people, I'd get the "UGH, get away from me you at ugly bitch" sort of reaction.

I didn't wanna cake myself in makeup, or straighten/dye my hair, so I was the weird one. It got to a point where I just figured, **** it. Why try?
User avatar #204 to #203 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Damn.

Eh, I think honesty and such can be pretty attractive. Like, going plain and seeing how it goes like that.

My girlfriend can do makeup so amazingly. She looks cute without makeup, too. She looks like she had some one when she doesn't, imo.
She has cute eyebrows and lips. Cute nose, too.
She's very pretty.
She has pretty buff arms and pretty broad shoulders, hahah.
User avatar #205 to #204 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Haha fair enough.
User avatar #206 to #205 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Show me a picture of you!
#209 to #206 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
This is me now.
User avatar #212 to #209 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Woah, pretty cute.
You look good!
Ah, I gotta go to school. I'll be back in 75 mins, hahah. (Maybe. Might take a bit if traveling and whatever.)
User avatar #213 to #212 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Haha thanks.

See ya soon
#207 to #206 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
That's me in high school (14)
User avatar #208 to #207 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Woah. You have such old pictures.
I've been trying to save more pictures of stuff..
But mine only date to.. like... beginning of high school.
Maybe two years ago, yeah.
User avatar #210 to #208 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I have pics of me as a little one, too. Like, newborn onward.
User avatar #211 to #210 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Dude. I look so fugging good.
I love how I look. So handsome, pretty, excited, eager, friendly and joyful.
I wanna marry myself! I get along with myself super well and I basically know everything about myself. We've been together for so long, we've known since childhood!

(Hehe.)
User avatar #172 to #151 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeeah, I get what you mean.

I mean, I treat my man the way I see normal.
I get up with him in the morning, make him breakfast and a coffee, and give him cuddles and kisses before he goes off to work. When he gets home, I have a drink and his dinner ready for him by the time he walks in the door.
User avatar #173 to #172 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I wanna do those for someone.
Sounds fun and romantic to do.
Like, give them food and cuddling.
Me and my girlfriend have a long distance thing going on, so yeah.
I wonder where it'll go and if we'll be together. If we have future.
She said she wouldn't be dating me if she didn't think we had a future, so that's something.

There's a bit of awkwardness between us, I think. (Like, not sure if we see eye to eye about everything and if we'd be happy together as people for each other.) But I should really just give it time and see how it goes and whatever. Today morning was great.
User avatar #174 to #173 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Brooo....

Don't tell me it's an internet relationship...?

Like, someone across the other side of the earth?
I've been there and it doesn't end well.
User avatar #175 to #174 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I dated this one other girl for 20 months and we visited each other.
I thought it was alright.
I don't think I should limit who I love based on if they're near me or not.
Better chances of meeting awesome people with great personalities, over taking just whatever's around me.

Besides, I like different cultures and having that be a thing. Maybe.
User avatar #176 to #175 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
If you're financially able to do it, go for it.

If not, don't give yourself the heartache.
User avatar #177 to #176 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Pfft. Don't try to make stuff harder for me by being a stick in the mud.
I deserve happiness, too. Okay?
User avatar #180 to #177 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
well you be sure to have a whole lot of fun with it.

I wish you luck with this girl. If you feel it's right, you go for it
User avatar #181 to #180 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, we have a lot of fun at times. Like, laugh way more than I've laughed with anyone in years, haha. So, it's nice and different. And she knows a lot of fun stuff.
Thanks, bro.

Mhm! I might need luck, yeah. I wonder how stuff will go down between us.
User avatar #183 to #181 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I really hope things go well for you, bro
User avatar #184 to #183 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Mhm! Thanks!

The emoticons make it seem like sarcasm. They feel unlike you.
User avatar #185 to #184 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I use emoticons rarely, but they're used to accentuate emotions, hun. It's not sarcastic. My sarcastic writing is this:

"Hmm, yeah well good luck with that."

Blunt and rude xD
User avatar #187 to #185 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I'm a hun? Gasp! Will Mulan get trained to defeat me?

I don't think that sounds super sarcastic, haha.
Just like, "Ah.. Well.. I'm not sure. But I wish you the best either way."
User avatar #191 to #187 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

And that sounds to me like you cant think of a response xD
User avatar #193 to #191 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Hm?
User avatar #178 to #177 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yes, dear.
User avatar #179 to #178 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
She has super lots of awesome stuff about her.
But there's definitely some stuff that's pretty.. uh.. not me.
So, I wonder about that.
User avatar #182 to #179 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Well that's good!

But the other stuff, Hmmmmmm... Would you be willing to live with it? Or is it quite "holy crap" ?
User avatar #186 to #182 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Well! I'm not going to change who I am in a radical way.
I won't be hyper dominant, I don't like guys like that. And I don't think she'll like them forever, she might change her views about stuff as she learns more and whatever.

Well, my ex had some pretty serious stuff going for her in a negative sense. And I was willing to give it my best and be there for the long run.
I've told my current one stuff, like what I'm not and how I feel about some things, so I hope she'll think and see if she's okay with them.
User avatar #188 to #186 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Hmm, she'll grow out of that. It's cool. xD
User avatar #189 to #188 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Out of what? Hahah.
User avatar #190 to #189 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Out of wanting the super dominant ment
User avatar #192 to #190 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaah!
I should really hope for it!
Any idea when on average she should grow out of it?
She's pretty young. Three years younger than me.
Wish she was my age, but I guess you gotta compromise when with people.
User avatar #194 to #192 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
How young is "pretty young"?
User avatar #195 to #194 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Three years younger than me.
We're both in highschool.
User avatar #197 to #195 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
MAJOR warning bells if she's 14 or below.

They're NOTHING but trouble. Complete ************* at that age.
Believe me. I've been there.
User avatar #198 to #197 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Naw, she's not 14 or below.

How exactly have you been there?
User avatar #199 to #198 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Because I've been 14. I was a complete bitch.
User avatar #200 to #199 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
What were you like?
Did you assume guys to give you everything, be super dominant and know everything?
User avatar #152 to #151 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Not at all.

You?
User avatar #153 to #152 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Not much at all.
I'm pretty agnostic, haha.
User avatar #154 to #153 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Cool, same.
User avatar #155 to #154 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Do you have a favorite cup? Like, your go to mug where to drink water/coffee/tea from.
User avatar #156 to #155 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Haha not really! I just pick one up and use it.
User avatar #157 to #156 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Do you live with people?
User avatar #158 to #157 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeeah, parents still.

My fiancee and I are saving to move out.
User avatar #159 to #158 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
You are.. 22? 23?
Oh? How long have you two been together?
User avatar #160 to #159 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
22. He's 25. We've been together about a year and a half.
User avatar #161 to #160 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Cool.
How'd you two meet?
User avatar #162 to #161 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
We actually went to school together. Didn't meet til a while after I graduated.
User avatar #163 to #162 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh, cool. Sounds sweet.
User avatar #164 to #163 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Haha we didn't even know the other existed until after school, a mutual friend of ours set us up
User avatar #165 to #164 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Did you click like lettuce and sandwich?
User avatar #166 to #165 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
We get along perfectly, haha.

I can be such a crabby cow at times, but he pulls a cute face and I can't help but to attack him with kisses. xD
User avatar #167 to #166 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Aw, so cute.

I wonder how me and my girlfriend will get along..
We're a pretty fresh couple.
User avatar #168 to #167 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Communication really is key.

That, and remember to look for cute things about her; and really focus on when she does them. It'll show you pay attention
User avatar #169 to #168 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Well, I pay lots of attention, shower her in affection, show that I really care and like her a lot and such.
I've been very good about that and payed mind to doing all that stuff.

User avatar #170 to #169 - succubus ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
If you go that hard at it to begin with, she'll begin to subconsciously expect it. Believe me. They you'll have to keep it up 100% of the time.
User avatar #171 to #170 - valax ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Well, not to simplify people and treat them as machines, but.
What could also happen is, if I stop doing it as much, she'll be like. "Oh no! He doesn't like me? Noo! Must be nice!"

But, yeah. Shouldn't sacrifice yourself too much if you aren't getting much in return for whatever you do.
User avatar #107 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #136 to #107 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
My new thing is reality.

And science.
User avatar #137 to #136 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
My, how lewd..

How much of science are we talking?
User avatar #138 to #137 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Medical sciences, mainly.
User avatar #139 to #138 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Don't IV me. :c
User avatar #140 to #139 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Cannulas are scary...
User avatar #141 to #140 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
What even is that?
#142 to #141 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
The cannula is the tubing and fixture that goes into the vein for intravenous fluids/medication.

The pink thing in the hand, there (including the penetrated tube) is a cannula.
User avatar #143 to #142 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
EW!
I dislike blood stuff.
And needle stuff.
Well..
Stuffing stuff into veins and stuff.
I'm cool letting my blood get drained into those vials..
Though I'll look at you with fury and give you the, "Do something wrong. I dare you."
Since I'm scared..!!
User avatar #145 to #143 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
And with that, i'm off to bed!!



Goodnight dude, was nice talking to you!!
User avatar #147 to #145 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Sure, sure! Sleep well!
Talk to me again sometime! Haha.
User avatar #144 to #143 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Believe me. Having a catheter inserted and removed is painful and scary.

I've not inserted a cannula yet, but I'm not looking forward to it.
User avatar #146 to #144 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Urethral or intravenous?

Scary that you make a mistake..?
User avatar #148 to #146 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, urethral.

I will talk to you again! P I'm always here!



Niight!
User avatar #149 to #148 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Eep.
I don't want that.
Is it worse for guys or girls?

Cool! Nice!

Niiiiight!
User avatar #150 to #149 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
It's worse for guys, because it has to pass through the head of the penis, which as you'd know is extremely sensitive. They have to use a special numbing lubricant for that.
User avatar #108 to #107 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Hey!

How are you?
#109 to #108 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Hi!

Mmm. I'm well! I think! A little tired, haha.
How are you?
User avatar #110 to #109 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
yeeah, pretty much the same.
User avatar #111 to #110 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? What time is it for you?
User avatar #112 to #111 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Tis only 9:25pm, but still. I tired.
User avatar #113 to #112 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Pfft, only?
It's 12:54 for me and I'm tired.. Dear me..
I did wake up at 2 AM, though.
User avatar #114 to #113 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I slept an hour last night, and an hour the night before that.

I'm running on pure adrenaline.
User avatar #115 to #114 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Gah. What gives?
Sounds pretty.. tiring.

My, my. I do hope your body doesn't get too stressed.
User avatar #116 to #115 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
The life of a nursing student...
User avatar #117 to #116 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Woah.
How old are you?
How long have you been studying to be a nurse?
How is it?
User avatar #118 to #117 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
22, studying 2 years now.
It's hell, but worth it.
User avatar #119 to #118 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
When will you be done? Any idea?
Worth it? Yeah? How come?
I wonder what I wanna do.. Ah...
Stuff can be difficult, bleh..
User avatar #120 to #119 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Another year.

And because you get to help people! It's rewarding when people go home happier and feeling better.
User avatar #121 to #120 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Cute.
Is there a lot to learn?

What does a nurse know how to do?
#128 to #121 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
(reply thread got too long, replied here to alert you)

It's German for "The Answer"
User avatar #129 to #128 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
(Ah! Thank you!)

Ah, interesting.
youtu.be/eSDR1d4ZPpU?t=14s

Are.. those good?
User avatar #130 to #129 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Yoyo biscuits are the most delicious **** in the world! Dip them in cold milk and you got yourself a food-gasm.

And what the?
User avatar #131 to #130 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Nice! I should drink some cold milk, anyways.
I wonder if they sell them here, hahah.

Wh- What..!?
User avatar #132 to #131 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Haha, they might!

And I kinda grew out of the anime obsession.
User avatar #135 to #132 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
It does advocate pretty awful stuff, but you know.
User avatar #134 to #132 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Good song*
User avatar #133 to #132 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
youtu.be/2MSS_dzxlPY?t=35s Good. I like it. Very lax.

You had an obsession? Hahaha.
What's your new thing now, then?
User avatar #122 to #121 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Administerig drugs, dealing with wound dressing, assisting patient movement. Showering and toiletting, equipment management, care plans etc.
User avatar #123 to #122 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Gah! Scary. Makes you sound like a crazy scientist. (Well, the administrating drugs part, anyway.)
Wanna be the chief nurse?
User avatar #124 to #123 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
That means a tonne more paperwork. **** that.
User avatar #125 to #124 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Hehe.
What hobbies do you have? Besides listening to power metal while drinking tea.
User avatar #126 to #125 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Listening to Die Antwoord while drinking coffee and eating Yoyo biscuits.

xD
User avatar #127 to #126 - valax ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Is Die good?
Die Antwoord is German?

Yoyo biscuits? Show me a picture!
#101 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #102 to #101 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Hey, man.
What's up?
#103 to #102 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
not much darling, how about you
User avatar #104 to #103 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeeah, not alot. Just came back from the shops; windscreen wiper blades had all but crumbled in the aussie heat.
#105 to #104 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
just tie a alligator to the hood of your car that should work well eough darling, alas im off to bed ill come bug you a different time if i remember
User avatar #106 to #105 - succubus ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Crocs,hun.

And yeah, why not just scare the rain away.

Goonight, silly-head.
#86 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Do you have music you like?


Bleh. Feeling tired.
Didn't get enough sleep and had a bad nap yesterday.
I'll go to school later on.
User avatar #88 to #86 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Also, that **** looks legendary
#89 to #88 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It does look quite nice, doesn't it?
I'd want some.

Now that I think about it, I'd want something cold. Besides my OJ, anyways.
User avatar #87 to #86 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Rammstein is one that I love the **** out of. I like alot of the newer songs, too. Not all, though.
Nicki minaj is one fugly slut.
#90 to #87 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]

Is Nicky Minaj from UK? I haven't followed the music industry much lately. Haha.

<- Mm!
User avatar #91 to #90 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I think she's from whore island. xD



And ermagherd!
#92 to #91 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like a fun place!

These pictures have just been sitting on my folders for ages.
Hehe.
I want soft ice.
#93 to #92 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
"Soft ice"

It's soft-serve ice cream, silly!!

And I'm hell wanting this
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#94 to #93 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
B- But that's so many words..!

What even is that?
Chicken?
User avatar #95 to #94 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's a Quail, inside a Cornish game hen, inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a pig!

Turbaconepicentipede!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAjhG09X9YA
#96 to #95 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Woah.
Playing with food's an art form onto itself, and he's Rembrandt?

Want noodles?
User avatar #97 to #96 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Dude, watch their videos. You'll never cook the same again!



And naaah, am good, man
#98 to #97 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Buuuut food is expensive.
Hey, I get cool food today, possibly!

Kebab?
Do you like kebab?
User avatar #99 to #98 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Haha awesome.

and it's called a Yiros in Australia
User avatar #100 to #99 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Did you do anything amazing today?

So, one could in theory be a Yirospractitioner?
User avatar #18 - valax ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Hi, Succubus!
User avatar #19 to #18 - succubus ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Hellew...
User avatar #40 to #19 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Think you're prepared for those exams?

I have some other school stuff I really need to get done, maybe I'll do those today.

(Good thinking mentioning me in the comment!)
User avatar #41 to #40 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
(Thanks, haha!)



Yeah, i guess... I've fallen behind though.
User avatar #42 to #41 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]

I recently had a whole week I was gone from school.
Some teachers were super cool about it, one teacher was a little bitchy.
I got back pretty easily! I wonder if I'll get in trouble for being absent from a few classes today, since I'm not suppose to get many more, yet my exam is on top of the classes.

What kind of school are you in?
User avatar #43 to #42 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Registered Training Organization.



And yeah, I hope they'll let me catch up
User avatar #44 to #43 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
What's that like? I have no idea. (Sorry!)
Gonna train to be a doctor? (Hehe.)

I hope my math goes well.
I've been apathetic about math.
User avatar #45 to #44 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, i might work up to that. Not sure yet, haha.



I hate math with a passion
User avatar #46 to #45 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Impressive!
Anything in short them you're working on?

Yeeeah, not my thing, either.
It'd take a lot of effort and time to master all of the stuff they'd want me to know by now.
But I don't think it'd be worth it.
I won't be really using such advanced math later on.
User avatar #47 to #46 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yep

And fair enough, dude
User avatar #48 to #47 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
You could be an evil doctor who does evil stuff. Like heals people and creates an evil mutant army on the side.

What subjects do you get to study at school?
User avatar #49 to #48 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha noooo...

And i'm at college
User avatar #50 to #49 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, hey.
I'm off to school!
5 minutes to get there, hahaha.
I'll see you later!

Have a good day!
User avatar #51 to #50 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
You too, dude!

Seeya!
User avatar #52 to #51 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It's my lunch break!
I can bike home and spend... 25 about mins at home before having to go back.
Good workout, too.
User avatar #53 to #52 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
**** dat.

Lazy people, represent!
I drive xD
User avatar #54 to #53 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Though, it's a fairly new habit. I guess, I just got tired of school lunches, hahaha.
I've done it since last week.

Pfft, I don't have a driver's license.
You should drive me around, heh.
User avatar #55 to #54 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
That's why I siphon money whenever I can, and use it for lunch.
Like, I keep the change i get from buying something in a tin and just take enough for a day each time.

And pffff. Too far away!
User avatar #56 to #55 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I got money! Though, right now it's on stocks and in a Danish bank. I only have 1,3k in the bank.
I have a mug with a bit of money. It's a nice mug. And the purpose is pretty good. Good place to keep your money and remember where it is.

Pfft, fine. Be that way. Hahaha.
User avatar #57 to #56 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Gimmie some!!! I got like, $70 in my bank for a goddamn phone bill!

Srsly! Holding out on me brah? Haha.

I can't drive over the ocean, dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I got like.. 7400 euros in an investment thing. Hopefully they handle stuff well at the bank and turn my buck to be bigger.
I wish I knew some super, super rich guy so I could be like, "Hey. Give me money, you don't need it." Wouldn't it be nice?

I- I'm practically broke, d- don't ask me for dough!

What would Jesus do? He would!
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
How are you on this magnificent Sunday?
User avatar #59 to #20 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
LEL.

I'm flat broke, close to living on the streets, you have investments! Hand some over! Haha!


Jesus would turn the main water to my house into wine and I'd have a ******* wonderful time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hue.

Pfft, no way. Though, you can come over and stay and leech off of our food, if it boils down to it.
You could also drive me around, yay!

Jesus is such an alcoholic. *sobs*
Isn't Jesus a hippie, when you think about it?
User avatar #61 to #60 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I am perfectly self sufficient, I can provide for myself! If I cannot afford it, I charm it out of people. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get a free drink at a bar by showing the twins a little.

Jesus is the best at parties. Refilling the kegs nd ****
And yeah, I guess! I mean, he had the dreads going
User avatar #62 to #61 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Pfft, women and their vile charms. You should score free bagels.
Do you actually use your femininity to score free stuff?

"Aw, dude. Look at me replicate this fish and bread."
I wonder what he was like, if he was.
User avatar #63 to #62 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha no!
well, once. I went to McDonalds, and they took forever with my order, so I started ranting, saying I was pregnant and starving, so they gave me a free large fries as a sorry. Was legend.


Guy was probably a nutjob. Well, he'd have seemed like one to us. Some guy comes up to you all like, "I WILL BE YOUR SAVIOR" And you'd be all, "Someone get this guy off the drugs, thanks"
User avatar #64 to #63 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I see. Hahah.
B- But were you actually pregnant..!?!?
I wonder what guys can say to get treatment. Not much, huh? Stupid society, discrimination and stereotypes..! Where are my large fries..!?
Hey! You should scam stuff and split it with me.

"I WILL SAVE YOU! LET ME WASH YOU FEEET! EAT MY FISH AND DRINK MY BLOODDDD!!"
"Jesus, what the hell?"
User avatar #65 to #64 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ahhaha no I wasn't pregnant! I was 16!! Haha I was far too dorky to have a boyfriend back then. Guess my story is that of the ugly duckling. Blossomed with age and all that philosophical **** .

Haha, I used to be like, master thief. Got away with thousands of dollars worth'a **** over the years,

Haha, that guy was nuts.
User avatar #66 to #65 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh? Are you absolutely breathtaking now? Hahaha.

Wow. That's impressive, if it's true. Haha. I should jack stuff sometime, hehe. I mean, free stuff's good, and such.

"Shhh, don't fight back. Let me save you. Also, I want all of my followers to be just guys~. Girls are icky."
User avatar #67 to #66 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha! No, I meant in the sense of my confidence. Hubris speaking, but I don't consider myself ugly by any standard, but I'm no beauty queen.

I used to always carry this hand bag with a false bottom.
User avatar #68 to #67 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Confidence is good. As is hubris, helps you reach new heights. Just don't get too hurt if you fall a bit from climbing up and get pushed down.
I'm sure you're simply spectacular.
Spectacular's a good word, I should use it more often..

Pfft, you're such a ninja. Do shops have magnetized everything so if you try walking out with anything, they beep boop?
User avatar #69 to #68 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hubris is usually one's downfall, more commonly known as the deadly sin, Pride.

They do, but not through several layers of cloth.
User avatar #70 to #69 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I view it to be the pride and arrogance that would lead to divine punishment and being slapped a little. Was there a word for just being all arrogant without getting doomed?

Interesting! Would you like to go shopping?
User avatar #71 to #70 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hmm, you've a fair hypotheses there.

Haha, dude. I'm easily 20,000miles away from you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Why, thank you. (I think! Hahaha.)

Where exactly would you be?
I'm in a cold place next to a huge, scary country with only 5.48% of it understanding English.
Guess where I am.
User avatar #73 to #72 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha


I'm in Australia, in the state South Australia.
And hmmmm.... haha i have no idea...

I have to go to bed. Alot of **** I have to do tomorrow. I'll reply to your comment when I get up! Seeya dude!
User avatar #74 to #73 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]


Oh! Australia, that's awesome. I wonder if you have a cool accent.
I wanna hear more about Australia and follow your media a bit more. I wonder what kind of weather you get around the year, hmm.
It's Finland! Hehe.

It's late for you, huh? It's 16:46 for me.
Sleep well! Have nice dreams!
Catch you later!
User avatar #75 to #74 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
i'm baack!!


The weather here is so **** . About as unpredictable as a meth addict.
Oooh finland!! Nice

It was about 1am for me at that point in time. I really had to sleep, haha.
User avatar #76 to #75 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Welcome back! I'm at home on my lunch break. So that's nice.

Yeah? Hahah. Sounds fun. Is it very windy there often?

The weather here's pretty cool. Since we have Norway and Sweden as a barrier for stormy winter from the ocean. And Russia to the side, so nothing much comes from there besides cold and dry wind.

What time would it be for you now? It's almost 12:00 for me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - succubus ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Ohh, pretty ****** .

Just alot of crap happening. What about you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - valax ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Sorry to hear that.

I'm pretty good.
Ate some grapes, got a shower, did something before which I can't recall now.
Waiting for a certain somebody to wake up and then I'll see if we can hang out.
But that might not happen for another 5 hours, so I'm not sitting on the edge my chair.

Got plans for today?
User avatar #77 to #22 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
6:27pm

I'm home, waiting for dinner. xD.
I'm so tired, though!! Been hauling ass around the shopping centre all day. I swear I'm the only woman I know that despises shopping, haha!

And thanks!! Welcome back, yourself!
User avatar #78 to #77 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
That's weird. I'm very used to people always being behind me. People from America and Canada, and such.
It's already quite late for you, huh?
You're 6½ hours ahead of me, then.

You got home from hospital?
What'd you have to buy? I like shopping for food, play thing and such, it's quite nice. I'm not much for doing tiring clothes shopping. Haha.

Thank you!
It's 9.9., huh? Nice date.
User avatar #79 to #78 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
GIGGITY!! xD

And yeah, it's dinner time up in hurr.

Yeah, i'm showing considerable improvement. Am going back tomorrow to get the catheter removed! Yeeey!!!

And yeah, is 9/9
User avatar #80 to #79 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]


Pfft, what are you having? I want dinner... I wonder if I can get anything cool today.. hmmmmm.

Is it (the bag) now strapped onto your calf? Around ankle. That's how Dr. House did it, haha. I should watch the last season.
Gratz on getting rid of it soon!

I like fun dates. They're always nice.
Next month will be.. 10.10.
User avatar #81 to #80 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Having chicken wings.

And yeah, it's strapped to my thigh. ****** irritating.
Thanks! Haha, can't wait to be rid of it!

Yeah, I guess so. xD
User avatar #82 to #81 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Will they be awesome?
I like fried chicken and rice, that'd be simply precious.

Haha, I'm sure it's annoying.

I gotta go back to school!
See you later!
I'll reply when I get home, if you've sent a message!
Have a good dinner! See you later.
#83 to #82 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
They will be, yes!

See ya later, dude!
#84 to #83 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Diiid you have a good dinner?

I am home now! Hail me, yay.
I wonder if I should get something delicious today! I wonder!


Calling people the b-word's just way rude. Hmph.
User avatar #85 to #84 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I did!
awesome!


Haha probably .
User avatar #23 to #22 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Not really. Yesterday, however; was father's day in Australia, so my family and I went out to celebrate.
User avatar #24 to #23 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty cute.
I wonder when the next holiday over here is.
Hmmmm.
I could do with a holiday and time off, heh.
User avatar #25 to #24 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I can't wait to get back to normality!

I had major surgery and haven't been able to do half the things I used to beforehand.
User avatar #26 to #25 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh?

A major surgery? I feel like asking what it was and if you're okay.
But that might be too inquisitive for some people's tastes.
What was it, though?
User avatar #27 to #26 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I'll tell ya anything about it. The entire hospital has seen my vagina; so it's not like I have any dignity left.

I had a cyst removed from my abdomen. Was across from my left ovary-- stupid thing had shoved my bladder upward into my intestines and fused itself to my bladder. In effect, the surgeon accidentally cut my bladder getting the cyst out, so i've had to live with a goddamn catheter for over two weeks now...

I'm alright, dude. Just uncomfortable and sore. I'm healing faster than they thought I would.
User avatar #28 to #27 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that? I hope they were professional about it, as would be expected.

Ouch.
Well, they got it out alright, right?
Catheter? Is there a tube directly in your bladder?

Any idea when you'll be all healed up?
User avatar #29 to #28 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, they were very professional about it.

Yeah, there is. It's VERY uncomfortable.

I should be healed up soon, like within a week
User avatar #30 to #29 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]


Sounds like something from Dr. House. How's it feel?
Does anything that'd build up in your bladder just dribble onto a plastic bag?
You've had it for two weeks straight? That'd suck.

Oh, that's good! I'm glad to hear that.
User avatar #31 to #30 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It feels extremely invasive. Sit down and something pokes you. ****** weird.

Yes, it drains the urine before it has the chance to inflate the bladder, so the incision can heal.

I'm getting the catheter out on Wednesday
User avatar #32 to #31 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I wonder if it's worse for guys. I wonder.

Humans come up with some stuff, huh?

Not bad! Only a few more days, huh?
I'm guessing you won't miss the catheter, hahah.
User avatar #33 to #32 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It's more painful for men, as it passes through the most sensitive area.

Humans are ****** weird.
Yes, only today and tomorrow to wait! Wooo!
User avatar #34 to #33 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Mhm. And the line'd be longer, I'd imagine.

They are!
What have you gotten to eat at the hospital? Do they have good food? Do you ever get your own foods?
User avatar #35 to #34 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
About 10cm longer.

And yeah the hospital food has been good. Tiny portions though. You get to order what you want from the menu
User avatar #36 to #35 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Wow. That's annoying.
I wonder what happens if they get an erection with one.

What do you get to do during days? To pass the time.
User avatar #37 to #36 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It'd be uncomfortable as **** .

I just sleep, very uncomfortably.
I've been told to sleep alot to recover
User avatar #39 to #37 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Valax, it won't let me reply to your comment.


I have an Anatomy and Physiology exam next week...
User avatar #38 to #37 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Right?

Aw.
I should take up sleeping more. Though I feel pressure about getting stuff done and doing stuff and such.
I have an English finals listening comprehension today.
User avatar #10 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
usually I'm wary about befriending succubi
User avatar #11 to #10 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
It's cool. You, nor any on my friends list need fear my cursed nature.

All seriousness though, hi
User avatar #12 to #11 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #13 to #12 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
How are ya?
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
eh not bad m8

you?
User avatar #15 to #14 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
yeeah not bad, not bad.
User avatar #16 to #15 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #17 to #16 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - zaiopeperse (11/19/2013) [-]
Giirl, I haven't seen you in 5ever, hope you didn't die, spiders suck
User avatar #7 to #6 - succubus ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Nah, man.

Didn't die.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zaiopeperse (11/20/2013) [-]
Awesome, I'd be totally sad if you actually did
User avatar #9 to #8 - succubus ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
I can't die yet. I have my fans to keep happy~
User avatar #4 - fencingchamp (02/14/2013) [-]
HA POPPED YOUR COMMENT CHERRY! yuss...that is all
User avatar #5 to #4 - succubus ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
HOW DO I THUMB UP THIS **** ?!
 
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