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succubus

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Age: 115
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Last Login:9/28/2016
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"Do, do-di-do"
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#29 - I got ************* by my 19yr old babysitter when I was 8. …  [+] (5 replies) 09/27/2016 on What is wrong with Incest, FJ? +8
#35 - anon (09/27/2016) [-]
My dad had me deep-throat him when I was 3 and I grew up to be borderline sex addict with an oral fetish.

To this day, my favorite use of a dildo is to slide all 8 inches down my throat and flex my neck to massage and try to milk it.
The only person I know with a dick big enough to go that far down my throat is a guy we call Pizza. He lives super far away though, so I haven't had much of a chance to test my milking technique.

Also I still have no memories whatsoever of being throat-fucked by my dad, but my older sisters remember well enough. It'd be a hotter fantasy if he wasn't such an asshole. Hate that douche. At least I wasn't fucked anywhere else.
#74 - anon (09/27/2016) [-]
Stop lying.
#49 - vmjsenpai (09/27/2016) [-]
:L
#50 - anon (09/27/2016) [-]
Going anon to mention my story whenever it's relevant is my way of destressing about it.
The more I talk about it, the less severe an issue it is.

You know, make it simple thing to talk about and it won't be so emotionally-charged. That's how I look at it. It really works.
#51 - vmjsenpai (09/27/2016) [-]
I'm not judging you, but fuck, that sounds horrifying to live with.
But if talking about it helps, then power to you.
#65 - It is a pretty good party game; gets you right off ya chops. …  [+] (2 replies) 09/26/2016 on Aussie TRUMP 0
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#66 - thechosentroll (09/26/2016) [-]
That is some strong-ass underwear.
#68 - succubus (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah mate, tradies underwear.
#63 - Right?! Australia, where Goon of fortune is a bloodsport.  [+] (4 replies) 09/26/2016 on Aussie TRUMP 0
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#64 - thechosentroll (09/26/2016) [-]
I just looked that up and I'm genuinely disappointed we don't use that style of clothes line around here, so we can't do it. It seems like it'd be fucking amazing. Maybe you could do a version where it's just spin the bottle, but the bottle's full of hard alcohol. Seems like it'd be a great party game.
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#65 - succubus (09/26/2016) [-]
It is a pretty good party game; gets you right off ya chops.

The Hills Hoist clothesline is like an aussie household must-have. Goon of fortune is fun as hell until some cunt decides to piss in one and mark it so he doesn't get that one.

I witnessed the quickest transition of a punch-up to drunken karaoke of my life.

That and my cousin woke up hanging from the guttering by his underwear.
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#66 - thechosentroll (09/26/2016) [-]
That is some strong-ass underwear.
#68 - succubus (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah mate, tradies underwear.
#56 - Good. I hope they ******* let her. Let me explain…  [+] (6 replies) 09/26/2016 on Aussie TRUMP +3
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#62 - thechosentroll (09/26/2016) [-]
I find it weird that muslims are even trying to go to Australia. I thought they'd avoid it for the same reason they avoid slavic countries - they learned the hard way that you do NOT sand between a man and his beer.
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#63 - succubus (09/26/2016) [-]
Right?!

Australia, where Goon of fortune is a bloodsport.
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#64 - thechosentroll (09/26/2016) [-]
I just looked that up and I'm genuinely disappointed we don't use that style of clothes line around here, so we can't do it. It seems like it'd be fucking amazing. Maybe you could do a version where it's just spin the bottle, but the bottle's full of hard alcohol. Seems like it'd be a great party game.
User avatar
#65 - succubus (09/26/2016) [-]
It is a pretty good party game; gets you right off ya chops.

The Hills Hoist clothesline is like an aussie household must-have. Goon of fortune is fun as hell until some cunt decides to piss in one and mark it so he doesn't get that one.

I witnessed the quickest transition of a punch-up to drunken karaoke of my life.

That and my cousin woke up hanging from the guttering by his underwear.
User avatar
#66 - thechosentroll (09/26/2016) [-]
That is some strong-ass underwear.
#68 - succubus (09/26/2016) [-]
Yeah mate, tradies underwear.

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