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subaqueousreach

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#874
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#710
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3857 ,  574
Comment Thumbs: 17046 total,  20560 ,  3514
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 65.4% (654/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130915
Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:6211
FJ Points:18118
Favorite Tags: facebook (3) | People (2)

latest user's comments

#16 - I don't recall many people attaching their dicks to the end of a pole. 01/04/2015 on Long Sword 0
#18 - I would not have any problems with someone who is religious ru…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Evolution +1
User avatar #56 - ecomp (01/04/2015) [-]
You don't swear to the queen in canada, you either swear an oath on a holy book, or you can choose to "affirm the truth".
#5 - Sounds like someone is suffering from a great big case of 'con… 01/04/2015 on Steam reviews comp part 6 +8
#2 - At first I thought he was laying face down and thought "T… 01/04/2015 on Desynchonization +4
#8 - Jesus ******* christ... I don't know what I'd … 01/04/2015 on read it +2
#24 - You remind me of my friend Lucas. He also doesn't understand h… 01/04/2015 on Little joke +1
#15 - Have you ever done something or been a part of something that … 01/04/2015 on oh tumbler -2
#6 - moo [moo] 1. What a cow says 2. Not important 01/04/2015 on A moo point +2
#21 - The song is titled "MMMbop"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on 90's Nostalgia +1
User avatar #23 - ljxjlos (01/04/2015) [-]
Hey, I actually know that one.

And all the faggots in that band look like I did when I was a kid. Weird.
#19 - I'm not even sure if they were that big in North America to be…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2015 on 90's Nostalgia +2
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (01/04/2015) [-]
Which one? Maybe I know the song, at least.
User avatar #21 - subaqueousreach (01/04/2015) [-]
The song is titled "MMMbop"
Hanson - MMMBop

User avatar #23 - ljxjlos (01/04/2015) [-]
Hey, I actually know that one.

And all the faggots in that band look like I did when I was a kid. Weird.
#17 - Come on man, nothing compares to Hanson. DAT MMMBOP!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2015 on 90's Nostalgia +1
User avatar #18 - ljxjlos (01/04/2015) [-]
I honestly donĀ“t even know these guys. Probably never were famous in Germany.
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm not even sure if they were that big in North America to be honest. They were one of those One Hit Wonder bands that made one song that everybody knows and then sort of died away.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (01/04/2015) [-]
Which one? Maybe I know the song, at least.
User avatar #21 - subaqueousreach (01/04/2015) [-]
The song is titled "MMMbop"
Hanson - MMMBop

User avatar #23 - ljxjlos (01/04/2015) [-]
Hey, I actually know that one.

And all the faggots in that band look like I did when I was a kid. Weird.
#16 - I love Pulp Fiction, but I prefer Resevoir Dogs. … 01/04/2015 on 90's Nostalgia 0
#7 - I've only ever caught on fire once and lucky for me it was rig…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Burn baby, burn +5
#54 - lemoutonvert (01/06/2015) [-]
same for me, only in my panic i forgot it had frozen and i jumped onto the ice, which was bad, because we were there because we were ice diving/
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/04/2015) [-]
Holy shit
User avatar #8 - whiterabit (01/04/2015) [-]
I caught on fire once, and I sure as hell didn't stop drop and roll. I took off my burning pants and ran the fuck away from the fire because it was huge and moving fast as shit. and it wasn't my fault, I swear Yes it was
#9 - pitifulsoul (01/04/2015) [-]
**pitifulsoul used "*roll picture*"**
**pitifulsoul rolled image**
Were you peeing gasoline or something? According to my uneducated mind, the moisture in the plants and stuff should have prevented a footrace between you and the fire...
User avatar #51 - whiterabit (01/05/2015) [-]
Well, I was working/living at this facility and the boss man told one of the administrators to take a group of us out to clear a field of dead shit, so no moisture, and the guy decided the best way to do this would be to douse a chunk of the field in gasoline and then have five 16-17 year olds blast it with propane flamethrowers. About an hour into this, one guy starting singing "Riot" and another got caught up in that and thought having a cactus fight in the middle of this burning field would be fun. So there were three guys and two girls setting shit on fire and throwing chunks of cactus at each other instead of paying any attention to the fire, and that's when I ran backwards into it and my leg caught fire
#52 - pitifulsoul (01/05/2015) [-]
That's a quadruple recipe for disaster right there
User avatar #53 - whiterabit (01/05/2015) [-]
We also had those awful tiny invisible cactus needles in our beds for the next month too because if the staff found out about the cactus fight, we'd get to go spend a few days outside in the dirt in the rocky mountains in the middle of winter...I never claimed anyone involved in this whole thing was smart
#16 - >Final Fantasy 6 mentioned >Swell with nostalgic chi… 01/04/2015 on MILF +2
#15 - Hey man, you just gotta set the timer for 1:25, then flip them… 01/04/2015 on MILF +7
#7 - Of course he's legendary, he turns into a ******* SEA DRAGON! 01/04/2015 on Started with a Squirtle now... 0
#31 - I really enjoyed Destiny for the first couple days I had it, t… 01/04/2015 on video game betas, cancelled... +2
#36 - I'm skinny and I do eat way too much candy and I probably shou… 01/04/2015 on The struggle is real +1
#66 - Half right is the best kind of right.  [+] (15 new replies) 01/04/2015 on By Go-Devil-Dante 0
#67 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 - Shitthatscrazy (01/04/2015) [-]
Rakshi ftw
#72 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
That's not a rakshi tho, that's a rahaga.
<This is a rakshi.
User avatar #112 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
sorry, its like about 8 years ago so my memory isnt that good. Sucks this stuff is dying out though...... fucking love this stuff.
User avatar #113 - lordsepulchure (01/05/2015) [-]
No problem, it is a long time ago.
#114 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
one of my recent makes of my own from all the stuff i still have
#115 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
#116 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #117 - lordsepulchure (01/05/2015) [-]
Nice.
#85 - derpwolf (01/04/2015) [-]
There's only one thing I can think of when I watch this. boop
#86 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
#87 - derpwolf (01/04/2015) [-]
That is the fastest I have ever received a reply.
#88 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
Little to do at the moment. It helped that I didn't write anything too.
User avatar #75 - panamaofjacks (01/04/2015) [-]
>rakshi
>misspelling rahkshi
User avatar #76 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
I just wrote it the way he wrote it, didn't pay attention.
#63 - I've got two younger brothers and we all look very much alike,…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/04/2015 on By Go-Devil-Dante 0
User avatar #65 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
Some siblings look alike, others doesn't. It varies. Thus those 2 users are both only half right.
User avatar #66 - subaqueousreach (01/04/2015) [-]
Half right is the best kind of right.
#67 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 - Shitthatscrazy (01/04/2015) [-]
Rakshi ftw
#72 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
That's not a rakshi tho, that's a rahaga.
<This is a rakshi.
User avatar #112 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
sorry, its like about 8 years ago so my memory isnt that good. Sucks this stuff is dying out though...... fucking love this stuff.
User avatar #113 - lordsepulchure (01/05/2015) [-]
No problem, it is a long time ago.
#114 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
one of my recent makes of my own from all the stuff i still have
#115 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
#116 - Shitthatscrazy (01/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #117 - lordsepulchure (01/05/2015) [-]
Nice.
#85 - derpwolf (01/04/2015) [-]
There's only one thing I can think of when I watch this. boop
#86 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
#87 - derpwolf (01/04/2015) [-]
That is the fastest I have ever received a reply.
#88 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
Little to do at the moment. It helped that I didn't write anything too.
User avatar #75 - panamaofjacks (01/04/2015) [-]
>rakshi
>misspelling rahkshi
User avatar #76 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
I just wrote it the way he wrote it, didn't pay attention.
#36 - My brother did a job similar to the paintball one a couple yea… 01/04/2015 on FML 0
#26 - Fallout 3 = Grey aside from the hud and Oasis. 01/03/2015 on dumblr shit 0
#4 - The Beatles were still pretty huge towards the end of the 80's…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Kanye's new song +19
User avatar #5 - cuntism (01/03/2015) [-]
Yeah so did I, but only because my parents were into them. Like most my friends, my parents were raised in the 60s and were adults by the 70s. but this generation's teenagers were 80s kids who were adults in the 90s.

I kinda look at it like remembering what things your grand parents liked. I know The Beatles is an exception because they're the fucking Beatles, but talking about remembering old stuff in general, what we view as classics and oldies they barely have any regard for, like what my parents regard as classics and oldies I barely even know.
#102 - anon (01/03/2015) [-]
My parent's didn't talk shit about them, and they were raised in the 60's. Still, everyone i know (even with young parents) know at least who Paul McCartney is.
User avatar #6 - cuntism (01/03/2015) [-]
This generation's parents*
#6 - >Everything would look green That sounds like abso…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on dumblr shit +1
User avatar #20 - progenitormimic (01/03/2015) [-]
You should try playing Fallout 3 sometime
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (01/03/2015) [-]
Fallout 3 = Grey

aside from the hud and Oasis.
#232 - oh well yeah that too I suppose. 01/03/2015 on Time to get funky +4

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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