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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#860
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#710
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3857 ,  574
Comment Thumbs: 17040 total,  20553 ,  3513
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 64.9% (649/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130915
Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:6209
FJ Points:18113
Favorite Tags: facebook (3) | People (2)

latest user's comments

#4171 - Jackpot indeed... 07/13/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#4170 - **subaqueousreach used "*roll picture*"** **subaqueousreach…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
User avatar #4171 - subaqueousreach (07/13/2015) [-]
Jackpot indeed...
#116 - So you can relate then?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2015 on lol +16
User avatar #143 - catsbats (07/13/2015) [-]
REKT
#120 - crispybomb (07/13/2015) [-]
#274 - All those kids need an ass whoopin. 07/13/2015 on Terrorist +1
#15 - Nevermind then, carry on. 07/12/2015 on Father of the year? 0
#32 - The presentation is ruined you whiney **** . The punchli…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -2
User avatar #33 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
well you seem rather salty :/



sorry if i ruined your day boy. didnt know you were that emotionally unstable...
#30 - Remember when the internet was invented and used almost specif…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -2
User avatar #31 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and here comes to i cant even remember the time when it used to be about funny...when shit like pools closed and shit were done as answer to rasicm and stuff rather than complaining about the ethics and moral highground of the situation..


and if your joke is ruined that easily then it wasnt much of a joke to begin with. .
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
The presentation is ruined you whiney shit. The punchline is so far spread out from the joke now. But I guess you aren't that bright so whatevs. Later weirdo.
User avatar #33 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
well you seem rather salty :/



sorry if i ruined your day boy. didnt know you were that emotionally unstable...
#28 - >> #26 ,  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -1
User avatar #29 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and this is where the whole remember when it used to be about fun instead of ethics and moral high grounds...
User avatar #30 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Remember when the internet was invented and used almost specifically for transfering vital, non humerous, information? You probably wouldn't because you weren't born yet. But the internet has never been "all about the funny". It is a source of funny, yes, but it's also a source of news, learning, conversing, etc...

So quit complaining and just go somewhere else for your funny like other people have for decades. And thank you, now my joke is ruined because you're pissy about the world.
User avatar #31 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and here comes to i cant even remember the time when it used to be about funny...when shit like pools closed and shit were done as answer to rasicm and stuff rather than complaining about the ethics and moral highground of the situation..


and if your joke is ruined that easily then it wasnt much of a joke to begin with. .
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
The presentation is ruined you whiney shit. The punchline is so far spread out from the joke now. But I guess you aren't that bright so whatevs. Later weirdo.
User avatar #33 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
well you seem rather salty :/



sorry if i ruined your day boy. didnt know you were that emotionally unstable...
#26 - Replace "FJ" with any part of the internet and you h… 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -1
#25 - Yes, and FJ was only 100% about the funny when there wasn't a …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -1
User avatar #27 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
i was talking about internet in general tho. not just one site.


but whatever floats your boat then...
User avatar #28 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
>>#26,
User avatar #29 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and this is where the whole remember when it used to be about fun instead of ethics and moral high grounds...
User avatar #30 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Remember when the internet was invented and used almost specifically for transfering vital, non humerous, information? You probably wouldn't because you weren't born yet. But the internet has never been "all about the funny". It is a source of funny, yes, but it's also a source of news, learning, conversing, etc...

So quit complaining and just go somewhere else for your funny like other people have for decades. And thank you, now my joke is ruined because you're pissy about the world.
User avatar #31 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and here comes to i cant even remember the time when it used to be about funny...when shit like pools closed and shit were done as answer to rasicm and stuff rather than complaining about the ethics and moral highground of the situation..


and if your joke is ruined that easily then it wasnt much of a joke to begin with. .
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
The presentation is ruined you whiney shit. The punchline is so far spread out from the joke now. But I guess you aren't that bright so whatevs. Later weirdo.
User avatar #33 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
well you seem rather salty :/



sorry if i ruined your day boy. didnt know you were that emotionally unstable...
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Replace "FJ" with any part of the internet and you have the same result.
#23 - You didn't read the rest of the conversation did you? …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -1
User avatar #24 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
yes i noticed the joke.


and did you read my comment?
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Yes, and FJ was only 100% about the funny when there wasn't a dedicated community. Once people start to interact, personal interests, political and otherwise, begin to come forward from everyone in the hopes that others will share the same opinion as that is a comforting feeling. Hence why anyone cares about getting thumbs. It's that elated feeling when someone validates your interests as something worth any interest, more so when it's many people.
User avatar #27 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
i was talking about internet in general tho. not just one site.


but whatever floats your boat then...
User avatar #28 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
>>#26,
User avatar #29 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and this is where the whole remember when it used to be about fun instead of ethics and moral high grounds...
User avatar #30 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Remember when the internet was invented and used almost specifically for transfering vital, non humerous, information? You probably wouldn't because you weren't born yet. But the internet has never been "all about the funny". It is a source of funny, yes, but it's also a source of news, learning, conversing, etc...

So quit complaining and just go somewhere else for your funny like other people have for decades. And thank you, now my joke is ruined because you're pissy about the world.
User avatar #31 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and here comes to i cant even remember the time when it used to be about funny...when shit like pools closed and shit were done as answer to rasicm and stuff rather than complaining about the ethics and moral highground of the situation..


and if your joke is ruined that easily then it wasnt much of a joke to begin with. .
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
The presentation is ruined you whiney shit. The punchline is so far spread out from the joke now. But I guess you aren't that bright so whatevs. Later weirdo.
User avatar #33 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
well you seem rather salty :/



sorry if i ruined your day boy. didnt know you were that emotionally unstable...
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Replace "FJ" with any part of the internet and you have the same result.
#2 - In Griffon's defense, Geoff did film her pissing her pants and… 07/12/2015 on Rooster Teeth Comic Comp (3) 0
#21 - ITT: People circle jerking about how everyone else is just cir… 07/12/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin -3
#20 - You can never truly be sure, but it almost always involves duc…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku -1
#21 - youxbarstard (07/12/2015) [-]
Seems legit.
#7 - He's not saying men should get away with cheating because they… 07/12/2015 on Double Standards +2
#18 - There are three ways to solve a problem. The right way, the wr…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Kotaku +2
User avatar #22 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
remember when internet used to be about "lulz" and just having fun without caring for shit like moral high grounds or ethics...


i dont...its been too long.-
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
You didn't read the rest of the conversation did you?

I threw a joke in there. Also ddosing is a stupid and assholish thing to do if you're trying to achieve something as a group. All it takes is a few retards to completely destroy all of your effort for your cause with one stupid action.
User avatar #24 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
yes i noticed the joke.


and did you read my comment?
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Yes, and FJ was only 100% about the funny when there wasn't a dedicated community. Once people start to interact, personal interests, political and otherwise, begin to come forward from everyone in the hopes that others will share the same opinion as that is a comforting feeling. Hence why anyone cares about getting thumbs. It's that elated feeling when someone validates your interests as something worth any interest, more so when it's many people.
User avatar #27 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
i was talking about internet in general tho. not just one site.


but whatever floats your boat then...
User avatar #28 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
>>#26,
User avatar #29 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and this is where the whole remember when it used to be about fun instead of ethics and moral high grounds...
User avatar #30 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Remember when the internet was invented and used almost specifically for transfering vital, non humerous, information? You probably wouldn't because you weren't born yet. But the internet has never been "all about the funny". It is a source of funny, yes, but it's also a source of news, learning, conversing, etc...

So quit complaining and just go somewhere else for your funny like other people have for decades. And thank you, now my joke is ruined because you're pissy about the world.
User avatar #31 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
and here comes to i cant even remember the time when it used to be about funny...when shit like pools closed and shit were done as answer to rasicm and stuff rather than complaining about the ethics and moral highground of the situation..


and if your joke is ruined that easily then it wasnt much of a joke to begin with. .
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
The presentation is ruined you whiney shit. The punchline is so far spread out from the joke now. But I guess you aren't that bright so whatevs. Later weirdo.
User avatar #33 - angelious (07/12/2015) [-]
well you seem rather salty :/



sorry if i ruined your day boy. didnt know you were that emotionally unstable...
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Replace "FJ" with any part of the internet and you have the same result.
#19 - youxbarstard (07/12/2015) [-]
....What's an engineers way?
User avatar #20 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
You can never truly be sure, but it almost always involves duct tape and a fork.
#21 - youxbarstard (07/12/2015) [-]
Seems legit.
#15 - I have a map book in my car. You don't get good cell reception… 07/12/2015 on 90's Kid Nostalgia 0
#47 - Do what? Applaud? The people who made it were there to receive…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Steven Universe Full Theme... 0
#56 - micekill (07/14/2015) [-]
well, i thought applause was to be done at the end of a presentation, in order to show how much you like it. cheering and applauding during the presentation show little respect for it and normally should be taken as a sign of an impatient audience who wants to get thing going
User avatar #57 - subaqueousreach (07/14/2015) [-]
You've never been to a single concert in your life have you?

Having people applaud when you kick it up is the most exhilarating feeling in the world.
#5 - Sewallman... Is your name Nick?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Father of the year? 0
User avatar #12 - Sewallman (07/12/2015) [-]
nuh
User avatar #15 - subaqueousreach (07/12/2015) [-]
Nevermind then, carry on.
#5 - The only reason we're both at the red is because you were doin… 07/12/2015 on Kermit Disapproves 0
#36 - I can't watch all the dank webms on my phone because the color… 07/12/2015 on dank WebM compilation pt... 0
#44 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on I like this +12
#50 - fantasticfox (07/12/2015) [-]
#45 - fantasticfox (07/11/2015) [-]
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#15 - "This is a weird dimension" says the talking dog who… 07/11/2015 on Best friends +7
#93 - One day you feel like a boy, the other day you feel like a gir…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2015 on World's Best Dad,... +12
#108 - superanonymouspers (07/12/2015) [-]
Well that sounds retarded.
#353 - anomsssssss (07/12/2015) [-]
it kinda sounds like splatoon... im a kid now, im a squid now
User avatar #415 - starllow (07/12/2015) [-]
Sometimes I feel like a kid, sometimes I feel like a squid.
#50 - I used to hang out with a kid who was half black half white. H… 07/11/2015 on Lets be friends 0

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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