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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
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Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
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#157 - -10 maps across 5 planets. The 2 DLC maps will be free for eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off -3
User avatar #532 - pocketstooheavy (04/19/2015) [-]
20v20 is not a perfectly reasonable cap.

Maybe for consoles, but for PC we have come to expect at LEAST 32v32.
User avatar #602 - subaqueousreach (04/20/2015) [-]
How many games in the last year released a 32v32 game mode?
#152 - Was supposed to be ***** , but my phone is retarded …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #155 - sniffythebird (04/19/2015) [-]
BF4 still feels really wonky compared to BF3 on PC at least. Bad Company 1 had a good singleplayer story, but that was about it for me. 1942, Vietnam, and BF2 were the glory days IMO.
#149 - >Doesnt give any ahita about EA/DICE game >Bitches a…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off +2
User avatar #150 - sniffythebird (04/19/2015) [-]
What if I told you I haven't bought an EA / DICE game since Battlefield 2?

But it's a universally known fact how shitty they've become over the years.

Also, what's an ahita?
User avatar #152 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
Was supposed to be shits, but my phone is retarded

As for the Battlefield thing, 4 is pretty bad though apparently its not so bad anymore with the updates, can't confirm yet , but Bad Company 1 and 2 were both amazing games IMO and Battlefield 3 was still pretty solid.
User avatar #155 - sniffythebird (04/19/2015) [-]
BF4 still feels really wonky compared to BF3 on PC at least. Bad Company 1 had a good singleplayer story, but that was about it for me. 1942, Vietnam, and BF2 were the glory days IMO.
#146 - *nonexclusive DLC The maps will release for everyone …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
#148 - sniffythebird (04/19/2015) [-]
>Implying I give two shits about an EA / DICE game.
User avatar #149 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
>Doesnt give any ahita about EA/DICE game
>Bitches about how they're fucking up their game even though he doesn't know anything except exaggerated second hand info

Doesn't add up bro.
User avatar #150 - sniffythebird (04/19/2015) [-]
What if I told you I haven't bought an EA / DICE game since Battlefield 2?

But it's a universally known fact how shitty they've become over the years.

Also, what's an ahita?
User avatar #152 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
Was supposed to be shits, but my phone is retarded

As for the Battlefield thing, 4 is pretty bad though apparently its not so bad anymore with the updates, can't confirm yet , but Bad Company 1 and 2 were both amazing games IMO and Battlefield 3 was still pretty solid.
User avatar #155 - sniffythebird (04/19/2015) [-]
BF4 still feels really wonky compared to BF3 on PC at least. Bad Company 1 had a good singleplayer story, but that was about it for me. 1942, Vietnam, and BF2 were the glory days IMO.
#145 - I don't know why people are going insane about this. All you g…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #525 - pocketstooheavy (04/19/2015) [-]
Oooh, don't forget these:

The game will have:
-game-breaking bugs
-$19.99 DLC for each in-game unlockable item at launch
-treating you like a bank machine
User avatar #604 - subaqueousreach (04/20/2015) [-]
So far there hasn't been any talk of day one DLC. Not to mention EA isn't in charge of this. Disney wants to ensure a good product so EA has to keep their shit in check or they risk losing face with a bigger company.
#160 - petitnoir (04/19/2015) [-]
I agree with except for the fact we have to let them sell DLC.

Yes, the first DLC will be free. But what do you think ? That all others DLC will be free ? No. You'll have to bought the others DLC, and that's why people are angry.
User avatar #162 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
What people here are raging about is the preorder, because they aren't bothering to get all the info.

I'm familiar with EAs business practice. But all of Mass Effects multiplayer DLC was free, and there was quite a lot of that 6 maps, a couple dozen new guns and 30+ class/race combinations . We don't know what the future of Star Wars Battlefront is, but the fact that there's no day one paywall DLC yet gives me hope that EA might be turning their shit around.

And even if there is paid DLC, we're not getting an unfinished game before hand, since they stated from the word go "we're focusing on planetary combat and the original trilogy". The only reason BF2 seems so much more grandiose is the space combat and the new trilogy planets. Otherwise there wasn't very much to the original Battlefront games don't get me wrong I love the shit out of the old games, but people really do have to chill the fuck out about this preorder thing.
#164 - petitnoir (04/19/2015) [-]
Yeah ok. They're raging about 2 things : paid DLC and pre order.
Maybe you're right about Mass Effect DLC (idk, never played). But the last years EA business pratice showed they tend to sell broken games (after spamming to preorder) on day one + annoucing paid DLC even BEFORE the game is released. And that is fucked up. I wouldn't mind paying for dlc if they weren't announced before game release but 3 or 4 months after the game release and if there's no bugs or minor bugs.

Also, I know all of what they have been announcing and what you just repeated. I'm not raging about what's in the game, but how they might sell it. It's the first real announcement about the game, and they are already talking about a DLC (even if it's free). So, regarding the EA's business practice, if there's a premium pack or some shit like that, it won't be a surprised and once more, EA will make money by making parts of the game detached from the "main game".
User avatar #165 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
I can respect why people would be upset about day 1paid DLC if it included gamemodes or maps or things that actually affected the gameplay.

In this instance though, its two free maps made as a promotional tie in to the new movie coming out. In fact I can guarantee this will be Disney and EAs strategy for the next 10 years.

How EA handles any future DLC we'll have to wait to see over the next 7 months if they decide for day one paid stuff. Who knows, maybe Disney will teach them not to be such Jews about money.
#336 - theinternetwizard (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm just sick and fucking tired of having to buy dlc for every fucking game.
You want good maps in BF4? you have to buy the dlc. the maps are the popular ones from BF3 but you'll have to shill out your shekels to get them.

Want the G3 or a slew of other weapons that were common in bf3? you guessed it DLC

Oh, and the fact that every new release of a series contains little to no improvement over the previous one is so irritating. The entire Battlefield series is a slope downwards in quality from Bad Company 2.
There is litterally no reason to buy BF4 if you have BF3. And i think all the shit that has happened to BF4 has finally made me give up on the series.
I haven't even given hardline a second thought
#167 - petitnoir (04/19/2015) [-]
Disney and the fact EA don't own the Star Wars franchise are my last hopes about making EA change their economic strategy.
#207 - From what I read it allows for solo or coop. Kind of like Halo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
User avatar #208 - huntergriff (04/19/2015) [-]
That's how i figured it would be.
#206 - Battlefront 1 had 12 maps and terrible air combat. Its campaig… 04/19/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#104 - Rage thread? Rage thread. 04/19/2015 on Skyrim 4chan comp part 3 0
#103 - 70 voice actors. Roughly 800 voiced NPCs. Over 60,000 lines of… 04/19/2015 on Skyrim 4chan comp part 3 0
#29 - I didn't see the original version on the Origin market, maybe … 04/19/2015 on Story 0
#3 - I picked up Titanfall Deluxe Edition the other day 20 bu…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Story +1
User avatar #28 - overlordnick (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the deluxe edition is just the base+ all dlc, which they made free on the 1year anniversary. I don't know why in the world they're still selling it.
User avatar #29 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
I didn't see the original version on the Origin market, maybe they just have the Deluxe version as it comes with the DLC already in the install so you don't have to download it separately.

Or maybe I just overlooked it. Who knows.
User avatar #17 - pasadenamudslide (04/19/2015) [-]
The season Pass was free for a while on Xbox, and i think it might have been on other platforms as well
I dont even have the game but i still went and grabbed it because it was free
User avatar #26 - fargfive (04/19/2015) [-]
I think it should still be free.
User avatar #4 - fargfive (04/18/2015) [-]
They did say that Titanfall 2 would be multiplatform, but given how much it was hyped compared to how the population looks now, I'm not too confident that TF2 will ever happen.

I really enjoy the game, it's probably the most fun I've had in any shooter in years.
Except for the FUCKING SMARTPISTOL
User avatar #27 - syrenthra (04/19/2015) [-]
it has already been confirmed...... also, I think a lot of the issues with TF1 was that the CEOs were still dealing with lawyer shit with activision and then the whole founding a new studio thing. I bet they will do better the next time around
User avatar #24 - freejumper (04/19/2015) [-]
FUCK the smart pistol.
User avatar #7 - cookiecoketwo (04/19/2015) [-]
FUCK. EVERYONE. WHO. CAMPS. WITH. A. SMART. PISTOL.
User avatar #8 - fargfive (04/19/2015) [-]
It's not the camping that irritates me, it's when they bunnyhop and bounce between walls while sprinting towards you in such a way that no normal gun could possibly hit you reliably and you can't shoot back, and then they shoot three shots into your face and bounce away like jackasses.
User avatar #9 - cookiecoketwo (04/19/2015) [-]
Once, one of those assholes ran under my titan as it fell. SPLAT.
User avatar #10 - fargfive (04/19/2015) [-]
I used to get kills like that all the time but I think people finally learned to glance up once and a while.
User avatar #11 - cookiecoketwo (04/19/2015) [-]
I more or less play Pilot only.

Not after the time I got literally a team of Titans going nuclear after backing me into a corner
User avatar #12 - fargfive (04/19/2015) [-]
I tend to spend more time in a Titan than on foot. Zipping around in a Strider with a Quad Rocket is fun.
User avatar #13 - cookiecoketwo (04/19/2015) [-]
I like the free-flowing of the running around.
User avatar #14 - fargfive (04/19/2015) [-]
That's always fun too. That's one thing I like about the Strider. I can hop out and it can almost keep up with me.
User avatar #15 - cookiecoketwo (04/19/2015) [-]
I always leave it near where enemies are, and I pick them off as they jump on.
User avatar #16 - fargfive (04/19/2015) [-]
I like riding a friendly titan and watching someone get stepped on when they try to rodeo it without seeing me and bounce off. And you can be very helpful if you've got an Archer or grenade launcher.
#43 - Comment deleted 04/18/2015 on "IM BATMAN" +2
#16 - I'm a little disappointed there's no space battles, but from w…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
User avatar #110 - serefth (04/19/2015) [-]
So why should it be full price if its a third of a game? and they could have made a new campaign, didnt have to be the same as the old one
User avatar #206 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
Battlefront 1 had 12 maps and terrible air combat. Its campaign was mostly just conquest mode in a sequential map order.

Battlefront 2 had 16 maps after the updates, and as before the campaign was just the conquest maps with objective markers added. The space combat was phenomenal, but the focus of the game was still multiplayer gameplay.

Star Wars Battlefront will have 9 maps(I prefer a few good maps over a ton of okay maps), a dedicated solo/coop story mission mode separate from the multiplayer maps, and will feature aerial combat similar to BF1 with the ships accessible in atmosphere (though probably less clunky). It also still features two local players online so you can bring a buddy along for the war.

I'm not saying its perfect, obviously I would have loved a new space battle mode and to play Galactic conquest with my dad again, but chances are they'll add that in later They made dedicated vehicle combat modes in the Battlefield series after launch, I'm sure they'll do it for Battlefront as well since space is kind of a big deal. What I've seen so far looks promising and I'm genuinely still excited for the game.
User avatar #84 - huntergriff (04/19/2015) [-]
There is a campaign. It's not single player though, it's more like a co-op campaign.
User avatar #207 - subaqueousreach (04/19/2015) [-]
From what I read it allows for solo or coop. Kind of like Halo 4's Spartan Ops stuff, taking place on the same planets, but not in the same areas as the multiplayer.
User avatar #208 - huntergriff (04/19/2015) [-]
That's how i figured it would be.
#12 - Durasteel is still canon. The "Star Wars Legends… 04/18/2015 on it was an inside job. 0
#9 - I felt the same way. Would have been at least four times more … 04/18/2015 on My favorite GTA stunt 0
#97 - Is anyone else curious as to how her panties are only on her l… 04/18/2015 on I'm always glasses kun 0
#11 - I think it was more along the lines of "Let's try and kee…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Star Wars: The Force... +8
User avatar #28 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
If only the helmet were a bit smaller on the new model. Hopefully it's just that one specific set of armor.
#111 - *I'm typing on a phone on the bus, ***** gonna get miss… 04/18/2015 on Star Warriors. 0
#106 - >I've read nearly every star wars book That's a re…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Star Warriors. 0
User avatar #110 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
Canon*

And cortosis and phrik both do not appear outside of Expanded Universe, making them not canon currently regardless. You have no point. You deal with it.
User avatar #111 - subaqueousreach (04/18/2015) [-]
*I'm typing on a phone on the bus, shits gonna get misspelled.

My point is stop being a whiny little cunt and just enjoy spaceships blowing the shit out of each other. Your favorite things are going to change for the rest of your life. Crying about it on the internet isn't going to stop that.
#99 - That's why Cortosis and Frik are used in crafting crossguard l…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Star Warriors. 0
User avatar #103 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
No, it isn't canon. I've read nearly every Star Wars book. You can't use cortosis, because the innate properties that allow it to disrupt a lightsaber blade would ruin the field that allows you to make a blade in the sodding first place. The same goes for Phrik, which you spelled incorrectly. There has never been a single lightsaber in established canon that used either.
User avatar #106 - subaqueousreach (04/18/2015) [-]
>I've read nearly every star wars book

That's a reliable source. Regardless, the shits cannon. Deal with it.
User avatar #110 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
Canon*

And cortosis and phrik both do not appear outside of Expanded Universe, making them not canon currently regardless. You have no point. You deal with it.
User avatar #111 - subaqueousreach (04/18/2015) [-]
*I'm typing on a phone on the bus, shits gonna get misspelled.

My point is stop being a whiny little cunt and just enjoy spaceships blowing the shit out of each other. Your favorite things are going to change for the rest of your life. Crying about it on the internet isn't going to stop that.
User avatar #105 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
Furthermore, the existing crossguard lightsabers have the emitters pointing upward, in a sort of v-shape, as to catch the lightsaber if it came down at that angle. That's why they work. A t-guard is retarded.
#95 - Welcome to science-fiction. The science makes sense in the uni…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Star Warriors. 0
#98 - skeletorexplains (04/18/2015) [-]
Sci-fi still has lore.

Lore in terms of what things have and what they're capable of.

It'd be almost as ridiculous as putting a lightsaber in the movie and going "Oh btw, Your blade can turn into a fucking Rancor and stomp around, Enjoy~!"

It basically just takes a big shit on what we already know.
User avatar #97 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
That's the problem. The science established in the series makes this sort of crossguard retarded. The two tiny little things that stick out are emitters, which make the blade. You'd be able to arbitrary cut them off with a single slash.
User avatar #99 - subaqueousreach (04/18/2015) [-]
That's why Cortosis and Frik are used in crafting crossguard lightsabers (which is still canon). Cortosis and Frik are both lightsaber resistant materials. They won't just be cut off willy nilly.

Lrn2Lore
User avatar #103 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
No, it isn't canon. I've read nearly every Star Wars book. You can't use cortosis, because the innate properties that allow it to disrupt a lightsaber blade would ruin the field that allows you to make a blade in the sodding first place. The same goes for Phrik, which you spelled incorrectly. There has never been a single lightsaber in established canon that used either.
User avatar #106 - subaqueousreach (04/18/2015) [-]
>I've read nearly every star wars book

That's a reliable source. Regardless, the shits cannon. Deal with it.
User avatar #110 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
Canon*

And cortosis and phrik both do not appear outside of Expanded Universe, making them not canon currently regardless. You have no point. You deal with it.
User avatar #111 - subaqueousreach (04/18/2015) [-]
*I'm typing on a phone on the bus, shits gonna get misspelled.

My point is stop being a whiny little cunt and just enjoy spaceships blowing the shit out of each other. Your favorite things are going to change for the rest of your life. Crying about it on the internet isn't going to stop that.
User avatar #105 - lyiat (04/18/2015) [-]
Furthermore, the existing crossguard lightsabers have the emitters pointing upward, in a sort of v-shape, as to catch the lightsaber if it came down at that angle. That's why they work. A t-guard is retarded.
#16 - She agreed to the terms. 04/16/2015 on Trust +6
#8 - I'm sure that someone somewhere has said "unfeminist"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Blabla feminism 0
#9 - hotpiss (04/16/2015) [-]
how will i prove my point if i don't get to exaggerate
#48 - I honestly didn't care that much for this show until the last … 04/16/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 14! +3
#47 - Then explain Lapis Lazuli forcing her will on Jasper when they… 04/16/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 14! +1

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You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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