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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#725
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#710
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:130873
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:5972
FJ Points:17883
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#163 - The fact that you can tear down an area and rebuild it as a se… 06/16/2015 on Bethesda ended E3 before it... +7
#67 - Frozen was meh, the hype was ******** though. 06/16/2015 on Frozen +1
#215 - there are, but unfortunately they conflict with other mods and… 06/16/2015 on Fallout 4 Gameplay Montage... 0
#46 - I've gone through quite a bit of **** in my life. My mo… 06/15/2015 on Some Actual Unpopular Opinions 0
#25 - But the game generates the baby based on your character's (gir…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on naming your character in... 0
User avatar #26 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Then its still weird that it generated that bronze sheen.
I blame shitty lightning effects. Bethesda isn't exactly known for stellar graphics.

I'm going to be RPing cheating when I play though.
User avatar #41 - trojanmannn (06/15/2015) [-]
the guy thy used to make the baby was black, if you noticed. They edited the video a lot so they just used that to show the baby's generated from the parents, they used the default character in everything else
User avatar #42 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up friendo.
#23 - Some germans can be dark. My brother's ex-girlfriend was germa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on naming your character in... 0
User avatar #24 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thats because they're mixed race. Modern Germany is not very ethnically 'pure' German.
#20 - Maybe it's a spanish baby? Maybe the guy made the skin tone li…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/15/2015 on naming your character in... 0
User avatar #22 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
I think they made a neutral baby for any race. Caucasian features but mixed race. Best way to accommodate the majority of players.
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
But the game generates the baby based on your character's (girl and guy) appearance.
User avatar #26 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Then its still weird that it generated that bronze sheen.
I blame shitty lightning effects. Bethesda isn't exactly known for stellar graphics.

I'm going to be RPing cheating when I play though.
User avatar #41 - trojanmannn (06/15/2015) [-]
the guy thy used to make the baby was black, if you noticed. They edited the video a lot so they just used that to show the baby's generated from the parents, they used the default character in everything else
User avatar #42 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up friendo.
User avatar #21 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
On the video the guy was almost pale. Like German skin coloured.
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
Some germans can be dark. My brother's ex-girlfriend was german and they were all pretty dark.
User avatar #24 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thats because they're mixed race. Modern Germany is not very ethnically 'pure' German.
#8 - My cat mostly brings home tied together plastic packaging. Lik… 06/15/2015 on Are you happy now? +1
#18 - It might be the lighting, I don't see it as black at all.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/15/2015 on naming your character in... 0
User avatar #19 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
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The baby has a bronze sheen, shitty lighting doesn't change pale, pink or light red to bronze.
User avatar #20 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
Maybe it's a spanish baby? Maybe the guy made the skin tone light enough to pass for white, but dark enough to have a hispanic heritage and the computer decided he was spanish?
User avatar #22 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
I think they made a neutral baby for any race. Caucasian features but mixed race. Best way to accommodate the majority of players.
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
But the game generates the baby based on your character's (girl and guy) appearance.
User avatar #26 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Then its still weird that it generated that bronze sheen.
I blame shitty lightning effects. Bethesda isn't exactly known for stellar graphics.

I'm going to be RPing cheating when I play though.
User avatar #41 - trojanmannn (06/15/2015) [-]
the guy thy used to make the baby was black, if you noticed. They edited the video a lot so they just used that to show the baby's generated from the parents, they used the default character in everything else
User avatar #42 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up friendo.
User avatar #21 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
On the video the guy was almost pale. Like German skin coloured.
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
Some germans can be dark. My brother's ex-girlfriend was german and they were all pretty dark.
User avatar #24 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thats because they're mixed race. Modern Germany is not very ethnically 'pure' German.
#16 - That baby doesn't look black to me, it just looks a little dar…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/15/2015 on naming your character in... +1
User avatar #17 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
It looks distinctly black. I understand a darker shade of red/pink. But not brown. It looks African American.
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
It might be the lighting, I don't see it as black at all.
User avatar #19 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
prntscr.com/7h9zsv

The baby has a bronze sheen, shitty lighting doesn't change pale, pink or light red to bronze.
User avatar #20 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
Maybe it's a spanish baby? Maybe the guy made the skin tone light enough to pass for white, but dark enough to have a hispanic heritage and the computer decided he was spanish?
User avatar #22 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
I think they made a neutral baby for any race. Caucasian features but mixed race. Best way to accommodate the majority of players.
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
But the game generates the baby based on your character's (girl and guy) appearance.
User avatar #26 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Then its still weird that it generated that bronze sheen.
I blame shitty lightning effects. Bethesda isn't exactly known for stellar graphics.

I'm going to be RPing cheating when I play though.
User avatar #41 - trojanmannn (06/15/2015) [-]
the guy thy used to make the baby was black, if you noticed. They edited the video a lot so they just used that to show the baby's generated from the parents, they used the default character in everything else
User avatar #42 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up friendo.
User avatar #21 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
On the video the guy was almost pale. Like German skin coloured.
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
Some germans can be dark. My brother's ex-girlfriend was german and they were all pretty dark.
User avatar #24 - pizzapastasaurous (06/15/2015) [-]
Thats because they're mixed race. Modern Germany is not very ethnically 'pure' German.
#51 - Oh thank ******* god it has iron sights! Fallout 3 piss…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Fallout 4 Gameplay Montage... +5
User avatar #101 - graboidzero (06/15/2015) [-]
I think there were some mods out there that put iron sights on FO3 guns, but I could be wrong...

FO NV had them natively though
User avatar #215 - subaqueousreach (06/16/2015) [-]
there are, but unfortunately they conflict with other mods and don't always work.
#10 - My brother brought a peanut butter sandwich for lunch one day.… 06/15/2015 on Louis CK - Of Course, But... +1
#31 - Elder Scrolls isn't just Skyrim. Elder Scrolls is Oblivion, Mo… 06/15/2015 on E3 Reactions 0
#30 - ESO is actually a lot of fun. It's the first MMO that I've jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on E3 Reactions +3
#44 - garlikk (06/15/2015) [-]
Hey, did you get ESO through steam? 'cause I'm planning on buying it and I want a couple people to play it with / help me out.
#39 - Actually, anyone who commits suicide or attempts to commit sui…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Some Actual Unpopular Opinions -1
User avatar #43 - kalimah (06/15/2015) [-]
I reserve my judgement because first the depression that leads to suicide is not rational and second people who have not experienced the joy in all things in life being sucked by true depression,like i have not,dont have the perspective to properly say "That is weakness.". You can say its selfish but at the same time you have to understand its also not a situation where you can see a way out with a happy ending...
User avatar #46 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
I've gone through quite a bit of shit in my life. My mom neglected my brothers and I, cheated on my father for years and abandoned our family when I was 10, but was nice enough to leave us with half of her credit card debt. Simultaneously my dad got laid off and because of the debt we were forced to sell our home and move into government housing. My brothers and I stood in food bank line ups while my dad went from shit job to shit job just barely pulling in enough money to pay the bills. When I started highschool is when we finally got back on our feet. Then I was bullied endlessly and was the victim of sometimes incredibly violent racism. I've felt heartbreak, abuse, fear, and sadness as much as anyone and in some cases worse than most. Now my dad is battling a very deadly and aggressive form of cancer and I'm the only one with an income in my home and I have to support him and my middle brother until he can get his shit together Which fortunately he is .

There has been a lot of stress in my life and that list is just the major points, but fuck me if I'm going to end it because things decided to get hard for me. Your problems define you, because your actions against them determine who you're going to be in life. If you choose suicide over conquering your problems, then you're just plain pathetic.
#14 - "Guys... Aw c'mon guys... guys stop..." 06/15/2015 on sup dogs 0
#21 - I dated my bosses daughter. She did not suck me off while taki…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on I called it "the bosses... +28
User avatar #45 - thedippestofshits (06/15/2015) [-]
why even boher then?
User avatar #24 - TheHutchie (06/15/2015) [-]
Boo! That story was boring!
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#35 - Oh I don't mean the food is literal **** , I mean it's … 06/15/2015 on Denny's 0
#47 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Delusional Fattys Part 6 -1
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#33 - Their food is **** though. Not so **** you won't…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Denny's 0
User avatar #34 - deathpawz (06/15/2015) [-]
I dunno, the food there is good. Its not the best sure, but it isnt bad.
User avatar #35 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh I don't mean the food is literal shit, I mean it's shit as in it's really not something you want to eat or even consider eating unless you're hammered off your ass and it's between 1 and 5am.
#16 - You can go on dates while your married. They're just more comm… 06/15/2015 on Barbie.com +1
#247 - Actually I kind of agree that people should really hate CoD le… 06/15/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 8... 0
#124 - This asshole doesn't speak for Canada... 06/15/2015 on Justin Bieber 0
#57 - I'm not saying its very likely, just that it could happen. … 06/15/2015 on 2000 Years Later 0

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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