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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:7944
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#66 - Her actual name is Widow Maker  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on watch watch +3
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#95 - starzero (05/22/2016) [-]
Damn, you are right, I think I was hella too tired yesterday haha. Cheers.
#90 - TF2 is waaaay overrated. Its just a hat collection simulator w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on A little girl drew a new... -4
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#98 - platinumaltaria (05/22/2016) [-]
>imply hat simulator isn't game of the century.
#60 - Print Screen key, usually located near Scroll Lock and/or the …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Overwatch random comp 2 0
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#61 - thebaconfish (05/22/2016) [-]
thanks
#44 - >Its GTA so who cares 05/22/2016 on Reverse trolling in GTA is... +4
#30 - For starters Black Widow got a model change because someone cr…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Never ending nightmare -2
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#44 - voltkills (05/19/2016) [-]
yes, they designed and released a character in one week becuase of SJW complaints, that totally happend.
fuck me you are stupid.
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#40 - northleech (05/19/2016) [-]
Widowmaker never got a model change... There was a bug where her butt got bigger when she ulted, that got fixed.
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#52 - simonhatesfj (05/20/2016) [-]
>bug

huehuehue
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#31 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
You try to mention that Blizzard has made other games to imply there has been more SJW pandering in more games than just Overwatch, yet you only state points from Overwatch?

These even are points that no one could give two shits about either, and it's like you're trying to make things so small a big deal. What brand of tin foil did you use for your hat there?
#32 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
So his point is only valid if he states all of the examples?

wtf.
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#33 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
There's no point in mentioning the involvement of other games if all of your "examples" are from one source, that being Overwatch. Someone had asked for what else, all he got was Overwatch. He's just trying to make his point seem more valid by his SJW paranoia effect other Blizzard games.

Not that hard to see.
#22 - >> #21 , 05/19/2016 on Never ending nightmare -9
#21 - You obviously haven't been following overwatch for very long i…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Never ending nightmare -1
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#29 - zionsype (05/19/2016) [-]
Okay
What else
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#30 - subaqueousreach (05/19/2016) [-]
For starters Black Widow got a model change because someone cried that her ass was too big. Then a group of sjwhales started crying that all of blizzards women have the same bodytype and a week later Zarya is announced for Overwatch

Literally any time someone complains about over sexualizing a character blizzard puts a 180 on their design direction. All they talk about in their interviews now is "inclusion" and "diversity" and less about what the games will actually be. I'm not saying the games bad, quite the opposite, but you'd have to be blind not to see how much they cowtail to the politically correct crowd.
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#44 - voltkills (05/19/2016) [-]
yes, they designed and released a character in one week becuase of SJW complaints, that totally happend.
fuck me you are stupid.
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#40 - northleech (05/19/2016) [-]
Widowmaker never got a model change... There was a bug where her butt got bigger when she ulted, that got fixed.
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#52 - simonhatesfj (05/20/2016) [-]
>bug

huehuehue
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#31 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
You try to mention that Blizzard has made other games to imply there has been more SJW pandering in more games than just Overwatch, yet you only state points from Overwatch?

These even are points that no one could give two shits about either, and it's like you're trying to make things so small a big deal. What brand of tin foil did you use for your hat there?
#32 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
So his point is only valid if he states all of the examples?

wtf.
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#33 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
There's no point in mentioning the involvement of other games if all of your "examples" are from one source, that being Overwatch. Someone had asked for what else, all he got was Overwatch. He's just trying to make his point seem more valid by his SJW paranoia effect other Blizzard games.

Not that hard to see.
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#27 - clasp (05/19/2016) [-]
"politically correct freight train"

Ok please give me some examples
#13 - Chris Hemsworth you poor, beautiful bastard. This will be the …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2016 on YEAH... +42
#71 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Have you seen Blackhat? You wouldn't be saying that had you seen Blackhat?
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#61 - battlebrotherlayn (05/19/2016) [-]
They lied to him and kidnapped his family, we have to save him!
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#54 - numbmind (05/19/2016) [-]
I'm convinced he agreed to the movie before he found out it wouldn't star Bill Murray...
#9 - Obviously its sfm. Blizzard is the ******* conductor of the po…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Never ending nightmare -26
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#65 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/20/2016) [-]
Remind me how vaping is politically incorrect?
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#14 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
oh man, they changed a pose for the community

grab yer pitchforks folks, hop in the bandwagon
we're going sjw hunting
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#21 - subaqueousreach (05/19/2016) [-]
You obviously haven't been following overwatch for very long if you think tracer was the only thing people made a big fuss about. Not to mention they made more games than just overwatch.
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#29 - zionsype (05/19/2016) [-]
Okay
What else
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#30 - subaqueousreach (05/19/2016) [-]
For starters Black Widow got a model change because someone cried that her ass was too big. Then a group of sjwhales started crying that all of blizzards women have the same bodytype and a week later Zarya is announced for Overwatch

Literally any time someone complains about over sexualizing a character blizzard puts a 180 on their design direction. All they talk about in their interviews now is "inclusion" and "diversity" and less about what the games will actually be. I'm not saying the games bad, quite the opposite, but you'd have to be blind not to see how much they cowtail to the politically correct crowd.
User avatar
#44 - voltkills (05/19/2016) [-]
yes, they designed and released a character in one week becuase of SJW complaints, that totally happend.
fuck me you are stupid.
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#40 - northleech (05/19/2016) [-]
Widowmaker never got a model change... There was a bug where her butt got bigger when she ulted, that got fixed.
User avatar
#52 - simonhatesfj (05/20/2016) [-]
>bug

huehuehue
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#31 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
You try to mention that Blizzard has made other games to imply there has been more SJW pandering in more games than just Overwatch, yet you only state points from Overwatch?

These even are points that no one could give two shits about either, and it's like you're trying to make things so small a big deal. What brand of tin foil did you use for your hat there?
#32 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
So his point is only valid if he states all of the examples?

wtf.
User avatar
#33 - gimmyjibbs (05/19/2016) [-]
There's no point in mentioning the involvement of other games if all of your "examples" are from one source, that being Overwatch. Someone had asked for what else, all he got was Overwatch. He's just trying to make his point seem more valid by his SJW paranoia effect other Blizzard games.

Not that hard to see.
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#27 - clasp (05/19/2016) [-]
"politically correct freight train"

Ok please give me some examples
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#13 - voltkills (05/19/2016) [-]
what? when someone complained about tracers pose they replaced it.. with an equally as revealing pose.
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#58 - garymuthafuknoak (05/20/2016) [-]
why did they need to even conform anyways? and it is in no way as equal of a pose
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#66 - voltkills (05/20/2016) [-]
they didnt conform, and yes it kinda is, still got her ass on perfect display just as in the old one.
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#22 - subaqueousreach (05/19/2016) [-]
>>#21,
#17 - Why is it LGBT? Lesbian is just what you call a girl who is ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on "Every hero in Overwatch is... +2
#46 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
I actually have a friend who's asexual and she goes to a LGBT youth center, she says it not about the sex but about talking with someone else that feels abnormal. These youth groups are more about connecting disconnected people then acting as therapists.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
#8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
#1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
#2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
#4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
#5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
#3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.