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#55 - But **** man. We live in a generation full of frivolous neces…  [+] (4 replies) 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
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#56 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
What you're saying is straight up poetry.
Keep spreading the honest truth.
#61 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
I usually have unpopular opinions of things. Like on Facebook, I always see these Feminists talking about equal rights for woman.

Feminists claim they want equal fundamental rights, but they HAVE them. Since the early 20th century.

Now, I want you to look to the left. See that picture? THAT'S Misogyny. You Feminist's don't know what oppression is like. Oppression is not being able to leave your fucking house without being escorted by a male. Oppression is having limbs and appendages amputated for being to revealing. If you support Feminism outside of the US and you actually do things like study Islamic culture, and fight for the cause of woman suffrage there, I applaud you. But no one that self identifies as a Feminist does that.

Why? Because they don't give a shit about them because helping them is "too hard".
They'd rather focus on the minuscule fallacies that don't even affect them in any way shape or form. They just want to feel like a victim.

Woman don't become Feminist's because they actually feel woman are oppressed. Hell, they know they aren't. Most of them, sadly, were raped by men and then think all men are pigs.

They say that a woman should be able to dress up anyway they want without being raped. I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. Rapist's don't give a shit what the law says. If they see a scantily clad attractive female, they will rape.

And I know its not fair, but there is nothing we or Feminism can do to mend it. The thing you CAN do is dress less revealing.

"But I should be able to dress how ever I want!"

I agree. But just know, the chances of being raped will increase.

If you really wanna be safe, you have to make sacrifices. Dressing like a whore and wondering why you got raped is like covering yourself in chum and jumping in shark infested water and wondering why you got bit.

Rape won't stop until these woman understand this.
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#60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Let me try again. I forgot to include the photo. Haha
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#54 - Yay! 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#51 - Same here. I ****** up and made it black on accident. Haha. An…  [+] (2 replies) 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#53 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
Problem solved.
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#54 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yay!
#47 - I agree. Such a perfect time to browse the web and be called a…  [+] (10 replies) 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
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#50 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
You've spoken every word on my mind.
I wish your text was golden so people would read it in all of its glory.
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#59 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Forgot to make it white. Dammit.
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#55 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
But fuck man. We live in a generation full of frivolous necessities. People would rather give a shit about 18 cases of Ebola in America, then the thousands in Africa.

People would rather not educate themselves on how the virus works, but just flip out because it can be deadly.

More people are at risk of obesity-related issues, but you never see anyone caring about THAT.

The absence of common sense here is strikingly high. People lack consistency to something or even the morals to give even the slightest shit about someone other than themselves.

You've got fucking IDIOTS who think it's funny to SWAT. Like, really? Do you lack the fucking brain cells to compute that making a false police report can land you in jail and can cost thousands of dollars for an attorney to represent you? Do you know you can get charged for fucking murder if the person who you "pranked" had a prop gun with them and was doing skits when the SWAT team interrupted them? They would be shot on sight.

People who SWAT are fucking morons who think violence and pain for others is funny.

Not to mention the fucking idiots who think unraveling bullets into their classmates is worth it. But that's another story.


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#56 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
What you're saying is straight up poetry.
Keep spreading the honest truth.
#61 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
I usually have unpopular opinions of things. Like on Facebook, I always see these Feminists talking about equal rights for woman.

Feminists claim they want equal fundamental rights, but they HAVE them. Since the early 20th century.

Now, I want you to look to the left. See that picture? THAT'S Misogyny. You Feminist's don't know what oppression is like. Oppression is not being able to leave your fucking house without being escorted by a male. Oppression is having limbs and appendages amputated for being to revealing. If you support Feminism outside of the US and you actually do things like study Islamic culture, and fight for the cause of woman suffrage there, I applaud you. But no one that self identifies as a Feminist does that.

Why? Because they don't give a shit about them because helping them is "too hard".
They'd rather focus on the minuscule fallacies that don't even affect them in any way shape or form. They just want to feel like a victim.

Woman don't become Feminist's because they actually feel woman are oppressed. Hell, they know they aren't. Most of them, sadly, were raped by men and then think all men are pigs.

They say that a woman should be able to dress up anyway they want without being raped. I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. Rapist's don't give a shit what the law says. If they see a scantily clad attractive female, they will rape.

And I know its not fair, but there is nothing we or Feminism can do to mend it. The thing you CAN do is dress less revealing.

"But I should be able to dress how ever I want!"

I agree. But just know, the chances of being raped will increase.

If you really wanna be safe, you have to make sacrifices. Dressing like a whore and wondering why you got raped is like covering yourself in chum and jumping in shark infested water and wondering why you got bit.

Rape won't stop until these woman understand this.
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#60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Let me try again. I forgot to include the photo. Haha
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#51 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Same here. I fucked up and made it black on accident. Haha. And thanks!
#53 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
Problem solved.
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#54 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yay!
#37 - Being mathematically smart matters because it will help you ge…  [+] (21 replies) 10/29/2014 on Math class 0
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#53 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I don't know what you said, but fuck your color choice.
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#54 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Being mathematically smart matters because it will help you get succeed better in the real work and in business. There are really no other purposes except that. So why make it harder on yourself when you don't have to?
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#55 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Now I know what you said, but fuck your former color choice.
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#56 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I hate it, too. Fucking accidentally made it black. Haha!
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#57 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thought you were one of those fuckers who did it on purpose Actually, at first I thought you had colored text activated, and chose that shit.
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#58 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Haha, No. fuck them.
#59 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I used to not like colored text in general, but... as you can see - it won me over. I had like 6 of them, figured might as well start using them

oh well, have some pizza for your time.
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#60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, no thanks, man. I just ate. And I also did, too. Hell, I used to be a rank 100 at one point for content but I left for a long time.
#61 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I had to highlight that, now i'm going to have to soak my arm in kerosene light it and fist fuck a goat.
#62 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
>Fist fuck a goat
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#63 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
You ever seen Pointless Profanity? One of Jon Lajoie's videos. I may have paraphrased, but i'm pretty sure that's what he says.

Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
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#65 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, Yes. Jon Lajoie. Great man.
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#66 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
he was my gateway drug to youtube comedy musicians, really.

From him it led to bo burnham, then wax, then lil dicky.
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#68 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Dude, did FJ just go down?
#70 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah, its been doing that but it doesnt last
#73 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
why in the fuckshit am i logged out tho
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#74 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
free tibet
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#72 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah.
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#67 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Great man, indeed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#69 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
chainsaw*
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#71 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh yes.

dont patronize me