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#363527 - Saw this comment on a video about Frozen. Straight ****… 4 minutes ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#22 - pffft, people are just jealous of your incredible sense of humor.  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on captainsweden's profile 0
User avatar #23 - captainsweden (1 hour ago) [-]
They sure are
#20 - ...is...is it really you?  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on captainsweden's profile 0
User avatar #21 - captainsweden (1 hour ago) [-]
Yup mah nigga, i got ban'd cus of spam but unfortunatly im the only one who can see it and im ban'd 'til 2020
User avatar #22 - studbeefpile (1 hour ago) [-]
pffft, people are just jealous of your incredible sense of humor.
User avatar #23 - captainsweden (1 hour ago) [-]
They sure are
#25112 - Go do a bunch of front squats and see how your abs feel.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #25113 - marinepenguin (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't usually feel my abs working during front squats. At least not enough to make them sore or produce growth.
#25096 - Front squats. Dieting.  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#25103 - KungFuZerO (4 hours ago) [-]
No dude. His goal is probably abs, not a strong core. Trust me on this one.
User avatar #25112 - studbeefpile (2 hours ago) [-]
Go do a bunch of front squats and see how your abs feel.
User avatar #25113 - marinepenguin (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't usually feel my abs working during front squats. At least not enough to make them sore or produce growth.
#25093 - Picture 15 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#25090 - Oh right, you already have a gf.... I'm happy for you  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #25091 - marinepenguin (15 hours ago) [-]
You'll find someone someday. Until then, your qt will be the clang weights and the beating of iron.
#25093 - studbeefpile (15 hours ago) [-]
#25086 - tfw no girl will ever love me because of my small wrists and p…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #25087 - marinepenguin (15 hours ago) [-]
Thank god my gf doesn't pay attention to them.
#25090 - studbeefpile (15 hours ago) [-]
Oh right, you already have a gf....

I'm happy for you
User avatar #25091 - marinepenguin (15 hours ago) [-]
You'll find someone someday. Until then, your qt will be the clang weights and the beating of iron.
#25093 - studbeefpile (15 hours ago) [-]
#25083 - AND YOU HAVE SMALL WRISTS I only lash…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#25095 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
small wrists are actually good
they make your biceps look bigger, can make you look bigger without doing as much work.
#25081 - Lol bro, I know! 0/10 can't take joke, no aesthetics,…  [+] (10 new replies) 16 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #25082 - marinepenguin (16 hours ago) [-]
It was obviously a joke, I just called you out on it.

And the pointy elbow? Low blow man, low blow.
User avatar #25084 - marinepenguin (16 hours ago) [-]
My forearms are incredibly long. They're like the reason I have such a long wingspan. I have a friend who's 6'7, and my forearms are longer then his.

My wrists shall be forever small, I've accepted it.
#25086 - studbeefpile (16 hours ago) [-]
tfw no girl will ever love me because of my small wrists and pointy elbows
User avatar #25087 - marinepenguin (15 hours ago) [-]
Thank god my gf doesn't pay attention to them.
#25090 - studbeefpile (15 hours ago) [-]
Oh right, you already have a gf....

I'm happy for you
User avatar #25091 - marinepenguin (15 hours ago) [-]
You'll find someone someday. Until then, your qt will be the clang weights and the beating of iron.
#25093 - studbeefpile (15 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #25085 - marinepenguin (16 hours ago) [-]
Studbeefpile, replied to wrong comment.
User avatar #25083 - studbeefpile (16 hours ago) [-]
AND YOU HAVE SMALL WRISTS



I only lash out because I have the same insecurities.









#25095 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
small wrists are actually good
they make your biceps look bigger, can make you look bigger without doing as much work.

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#117 - songemot (11/17/2014) [-]
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#96 - studbeefpile ONLINE (03/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#124 to #123 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
I couldn't agree more.
#118 - studbeefpile ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #111 - atma (06/26/2014) [-]
CavemanDCJ letting Chibi know the score Whether or not you agree with how it was handled, this moment was amazing
User avatar #112 to #111 - studbeefpile ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's absolutely ridiculous. Wonderful.
#108 - atma (06/19/2014) [-]
SUMMER GAMES DONE QUICK IN FOUR DAYS
#109 to #108 - studbeefpile ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Byoutiful.

I actually didn't know it was that soon. Get HYPE son!
#110 to #109 - atma (06/19/2014) [-]
my hype is on the verge of going everywhere
my hype is on the verge of going everywhere
User avatar #104 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
I figured you'd be a good person to ask, being the beastly fitness god that you are
I stock the shelves at my day job, plenty of heavy lifting, boxes full of milk and that good stuff. I've been getting pretty sore in my upper back area, and yes, I do lift with my legs, not my back.
Any tips to build some lifting strength? I figured sit-ups before bed might be good for my core. Maybe push-ups as well.
User avatar #105 to #104 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
The first thing you'll wanna do is make sure you're getting a good protein intake. If you're getting sore, then you're activating Hypertrophy, if you're activating Hypertrophy, you need to rebuild your muscles, and that's what protein helps to do. An extra ~50 grams a day will go a long way.

As far as work to improve your strength for that, I would avoid sit-ups (they can actually be bad for your back, believe it or not) and do a static plank for time instead (essentially laying parallel to the ground on only your elbows/forearms and toes), push ups also help with core, but it's still a push movement, and carrying boxes doesn't involve a lot of pushing. I would recommend pull ups if you have a way to do them, as well as some sort of rowing movement. Any kind of pull exercise will help a lot. If you don't have access to a gym, or a place to do pull ups, you can pick up a pair of 30lb dumbbells at wal mart for around 50 bucks, and do rows and a type of deadlift with those.

Let me know if you have any more questions.
#106 to #105 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks bro. I'll avoid the sit-ups and do the planks instead, I remember feeling a pretty nice burn back when I did those for physical therapy.
Does a barbell work OK in place of dumbbells? My dad has an adjustable one.
User avatar #107 to #106 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh absolutely. Barbells are great, definitely go for that. You can look up form on rows and deadlifts on youtube. You don't have to go too heavy or do too much if you're just looking for a bit of strength transfer for your job.
User avatar #101 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
For the record, I know your game. I'm just playing along for fun.
User avatar #97 - ljlightfire (04/24/2014) [-]
thread has to many replies so i cant reply to you
but no but damn does it sure look like him
User avatar #98 to #97 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I like Macaulay, he seems like a good guy in interviews and stuff, but he has kinda a corpse face.
User avatar #99 to #98 - ljlightfire (04/24/2014) [-]
he looks weird but as a person he seems alright
User avatar #100 to #99 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Home Alone Games - JonTron
#92 - atma (02/25/2014) [-]
hue
#93 to #92 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
boy do I ******* miss being able to watch all this stuff. I have access to a computer that can play the streams, but I can't always use it. So I get to watch stuff every now and again, thankgoodness.
#94 to #93 - atma (02/25/2014) [-]
Moar time to lift
#95 to #94 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #89 - billywonka (02/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #91 to #89 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
For real ***** , what's your beef?
User avatar #90 to #89 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
The **** did I do to you?
User avatar #79 - thespartanpony (02/14/2014) [-]
i think it's more offensive to ponies
User avatar #80 to #79 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
What? I'm confused. Are you some sort of dildo?

MLP has absolutely nothing to do with Spartans. In fact, the MLP fandom is about as opposite to Spartans as you can get.
#82 to #81 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I'll say what the 						****					 I wanna say.
I'll say what the **** I wanna say.
User avatar #83 to #82 - thespartanpony (02/14/2014) [-]
and i will discount it 100 percent because you are trying to start an argument for no reason.
User avatar #84 to #83 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Someone's bootybotherd because they have no mass.
#54 - andranadu ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Oooh
Oooh
#55 to #54 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
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#56 to #55 - andranadu ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
> Fax machine   
> Boss is mad
> Fax machine
> Boss is mad
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#73 to #72 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
What is that Gif from? I don't think I've seen it, which is strange....
User avatar #77 to #73 - jontron (02/10/2014) [-]
studbeefpile
waaaay too many
and i cant see half of them due to profiles blocked/not being able to access friendly board
User avatar #76 to #73 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
jontron you a silly goose. How many notifs do you get on a regular basis?
User avatar #75 to #73 - jontron (02/10/2014) [-]
andranadu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PQc_S-FPi0
about 3:10 in
User avatar #74 to #73 - andranadu ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I remember watching it but I cant pinpoint the episode
You'll just have to watch every single JonTron episode until you find it
Yay!
User avatar #39 - atma (01/12/2014) [-]
Did you see the Super Metroid race last night?
Hypest thing I've witnessed on Twitch
User avatar #40 to #39 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No, as horribly unfortunate as it is, my computer wont let me view twitch streams no more.

Don't know why, do know it sucks a fat black dick.
#41 to #40 - atma (01/13/2014) [-]
Dude no
I'll keep an eye out for a YouTube upload, there were some really awesome runs this year
It's still ongoing in bonus streams until at least tomorrow night, $1,012,156 raised so far, unf
#42 to #41 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
The thing I regret the most is missing the Zeldo streams, like Cosmo, and Ennopp, and ZFG (ZeldoFanGrill)   
   
And of course.......My Chat Experience.
The thing I regret the most is missing the Zeldo streams, like Cosmo, and Ennopp, and ZFG (ZeldoFanGrill)

And of course.......My Chat Experience.
#43 to #42 - atma (01/13/2014) [-]
You could get the app on your phone, you can at least watch popular streams (and chat too, IT'S EVEN HARDER!) , better than nothing   
Cosmo ran WW:HD, which meant we got to see the game in Spanish for the first time instead of Japanese   
he also had to do the entire run with no soup  :V
You could get the app on your phone, you can at least watch popular streams (and chat too, IT'S EVEN HARDER!) , better than nothing
Cosmo ran WW:HD, which meant we got to see the game in Spanish for the first time instead of Japanese
he also had to do the entire run with no soup :V
User avatar #44 to #43 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't even have a smart phone bro. I'll figure something out though, there are other capable computers in my house, they're just not available all the time.
User avatar #45 to #44 - atma (01/18/2014) [-]
I saw you in a Pokemon stream the other morning?? Or that was somebody else oddly enough named Studbeefpile?
User avatar #46 to #45 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
It must've been an imposter, because I haven't been on twitch, nor do I watch pokemon whatnot.
#47 to #46 - atma (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I knew it seemed like too many counts against you.   
It might have just been a really similar name, I did just wake up... If you have an imposter, though, that's kind of flattering.
Yeah, I knew it seemed like too many counts against you.
It might have just been a really similar name, I did just wake up... If you have an imposter, though, that's kind of flattering.
#48 to #47 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
There's really no way of knowing.
#49 to #48 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
Picture proof that I apparently got your weird clone to say hi to me
User avatar #50 to #49 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
That is peculiar indeed. I can assure you that isn't me.....I'll have to kill him.
#51 to #50 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
Killing a man for imitating your online persona is within perfectly legal boundaries
you have my ax
#52 to #51 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Clearly the only way to settle this.
#53 to #52 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
oh lawd perfect
oh lawd perfect
User avatar #36 - pkashp ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Fat guy here, posting stuff

Changed my diet recently, started eating an apple and banana or oatmeal for breakfast, usually tuna sandwiches for lunch, whatever gets made for dinner, usually something with ground beef like spaghetti or burritos. I have my fair share of junk food, about a bag of chips a week, some random candy, couple cans of soda a day. I consider soda to be something I have with lunch/dinner, I have water the rest of the time.

Don't have much daily activity, most of my day involves sitting at a desk. The only activity I consider to be active is bringing in the occasional load of firewood, and the 0-3 times a week I have to perform firefighting duties. I'm not as concerned with strength building as I am with weight loss; I'm a big guy and stronger than most, I just have fat I'd like to get rid of.

Note: my asthma is really ******* terrible. I'd like to do something that can improve my lungs/breathing.
User avatar #38 to #36 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, stick with it for at least a week, and you'll find that seeing a lower number on the scale is far and away more enjoyable than eating **** .

Also also, after a few weeks the progress slows down, don't worry though, that's just how it works, you just have to keep at it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Bioenergetic breathing exercises would probably help with your asthma, you can find some stuff about it on youtube.

As far as the rest goes, you're not doing too bad. For starters you should stop drinking soda entirely, just drink lots of water, you should be pissing pretty much all the time (that helps weight loss(1). Intermittent fasting is a wonderful tool, so if your schedule allows, I would do that as well (2). A little junk food is okay, just don't go overboard with it; all things within reason- Also, when you do have your more wholesome meals (should consist predominantly of meat) make sure you eat enough in that meal (3). Finally, just go for an hour long walk every morning. It doesn't sound like much, but it really goes a long way.

1. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/10/drink-your-water-children.html

2. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/10/intermittent-faaaaaasting.html

3. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/12/eat-till-youre-full.html

Please don't hesitate to ask more questions, I enjoy helping people.
#27 - fezzo ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Fellow opinion freedom fighter
#28 to #27 - studbeefpile ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Freedom to not give a 						****					 about 						****					 we don't wanna give a 						****					 about. Even if that 						****					 is anime.   
   
   
   
   
I don't give a 						****					 about anime.
Freedom to not give a **** about **** we don't wanna give a **** about. Even if that **** is anime.




I don't give a **** about anime.
User avatar #121 to #28 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You know what, you wanna know the real reason I question our friendship sometimes? It's because out of all the people in our group, you're the one that makes me feel the worst about myself. And no, I'm not forgetting those couple of times that you were nice to me, but I am looking at the way you act towards me whenever I see you in person. You act like you can't keep enough distance from me. Whenever I go up to you to just greet you and give you a hug, you put your shoulder towards me, and tap me on the back once or twice just to get it over with. Every single time I start to talk about something I like, you roll your eyes, and act like it's stupid, and I'm stupid for thinking it's interesting. The past few times I've mentioned anything about some kind of difficulty I'm having, you just want to tell me that it's my fault, and I'm the one doing everything wrong - because I haven't heard enough of that **** in my life. You act like you're disgusted with me, and then have the ******* audacity to tell me that I hurt your ******* feelings by saying "I don't know why we're friends.".

You've pushed me away so much from the moment I even met you, and all I've ever tried to do is love you. Whenever you share that you're having some kind of issue, I reach out, and try to sympathize, but all you wanna do is tell me that my opinion is wrong, and what I've experienced doesn't count, and isn't nearly as hard as what you've experienced. You even had the nerve to say to my face that you don't have anyone to talk to about tough stuff, when I've told you a million times that I'm here for you, but of course I don't count, because I guess I'm just a **** up.

So yeah, I do question our friendship sometimes, but it's just because most of the time we're around each other, you act like you can't ******* stand me.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - studbeefpile ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
What the dildo did you just dildoing say about me, you little dildo? I'll have you know I dildoed top of my dildo in the Navy dildos, and I've been involved in numerous secret dildos on dildo, and I have over 300 confirmed dildos. I am trained in dildo warfare and I'm the top dildo in the entire dildo armed dildos. You are nothing to me but just another dildo. I will wipe you the dildo out with precision the dildos of which has never been seen before on this dildo, mark my dildoing words. You think you can get away with saying that dildo to me over the Internet? Think again, dildo. As we speak I am dildoing my secret network of dildos across the dildo and your IP is being dildoed right now so you better prepare for the dildo, dildo. The dildo that wipes out the pathetic little dildo you call your life. You're dildoing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dildo you in over dildo hundred ways, and that's just with my dildo hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dildo combat, but I have access to the entire dildo of the dildo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dildo ass off the dildo of the continent, you little dildo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "dildo" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dildoing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're dildoing the price, you dildoing idiot. I will dildo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dildoing dead, dildo.
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