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#22610 - Picture 20 minutes ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#22606 - I have a rack, dumbass. Actually safer than a spotter. 44 minutes ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#36 - That's what happens when children don't have a strong father l… 11 hours ago on parenting 0
#19 - I don't understand the joke. Halp pls 11 hours ago on Colbert +1
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#22584 - I don't often do triceps isolation movements. I occasionally d… 13 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#22582 - Because you don't have to be seen shirtless anywhere, so abs c… 14 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#22581 - I have a rack, so it's actually safer than lifting with a spot… 14 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#22576 - I appreciate the thought dude, but I think they **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #22577 - marinepenguin (15 hours ago) [-]
That's why I was say IF I ever could. Haha. I have family in georgia and we go through SC a lot. So if I ever get a hold of a big truck and trailer and we go through your neck of the woods I'll be sure to let you know! as unlikely as that scenario is
#22573 - *Sits back and basks in glorious home gym privilege*  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... +4
User avatar #22594 - pwnagraphy (2 hours ago) [-]
>Try new weight
>Miss rep
>Die
User avatar #22613 - marinepenguin (10 minutes ago) [-]
I don't have a rack. And I've almost had this happen to me. Let's just say I rarely max out.
User avatar #22614 - pwnagraphy (8 minutes ago) [-]
If I max at my gym I'm with my friend and someone else. I usually max at the end of each month to see how much I've improved, it's usually about 10-15 pounds for legs and 5 for bench
User avatar #22606 - studbeefpile (44 minutes ago) [-]
I have a rack, dumbass. Actually safer than a spotter.
User avatar #22578 - lulzformalaysiaair (14 hours ago) [-]
Same. However I find that I have lots of disadvantages too like no spotter, no machines, ect.

What equipment do you have? Any machines?
Also how much did your home gym approx cost you?
User avatar #22581 - studbeefpile (14 hours ago) [-]
I have a rack, so it's actually safer than lifting with a spotter.

I have an adjustable rack, a barbell, a couple adjustable dumbbells, a vertical cable pull and a horizontal cable pull, a bench, and about 600+lbs of weight. Most of it was used, and I got a really good deal on all of it, but it's valued at about 2000 dollars. That's my estimate, anyway.

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#117 - songemot (11/17/2014) [-]
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#96 - studbeefpile ONLINE (03/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #111 - atma (06/26/2014) [-]
CavemanDCJ letting Chibi know the score Whether or not you agree with how it was handled, this moment was amazing
User avatar #112 to #111 - studbeefpile ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's absolutely ridiculous. Wonderful.
#108 - atma (06/19/2014) [-]
SUMMER GAMES DONE QUICK IN FOUR DAYS
#109 to #108 - studbeefpile ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Byoutiful.

I actually didn't know it was that soon. Get HYPE son!
#110 to #109 - atma (06/19/2014) [-]
my hype is on the verge of going everywhere
my hype is on the verge of going everywhere
User avatar #104 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
I figured you'd be a good person to ask, being the beastly fitness god that you are
I stock the shelves at my day job, plenty of heavy lifting, boxes full of milk and that good stuff. I've been getting pretty sore in my upper back area, and yes, I do lift with my legs, not my back.
Any tips to build some lifting strength? I figured sit-ups before bed might be good for my core. Maybe push-ups as well.
User avatar #105 to #104 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
The first thing you'll wanna do is make sure you're getting a good protein intake. If you're getting sore, then you're activating Hypertrophy, if you're activating Hypertrophy, you need to rebuild your muscles, and that's what protein helps to do. An extra ~50 grams a day will go a long way.

As far as work to improve your strength for that, I would avoid sit-ups (they can actually be bad for your back, believe it or not) and do a static plank for time instead (essentially laying parallel to the ground on only your elbows/forearms and toes), push ups also help with core, but it's still a push movement, and carrying boxes doesn't involve a lot of pushing. I would recommend pull ups if you have a way to do them, as well as some sort of rowing movement. Any kind of pull exercise will help a lot. If you don't have access to a gym, or a place to do pull ups, you can pick up a pair of 30lb dumbbells at wal mart for around 50 bucks, and do rows and a type of deadlift with those.

Let me know if you have any more questions.
#106 to #105 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks bro. I'll avoid the sit-ups and do the planks instead, I remember feeling a pretty nice burn back when I did those for physical therapy.
Does a barbell work OK in place of dumbbells? My dad has an adjustable one.
User avatar #107 to #106 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh absolutely. Barbells are great, definitely go for that. You can look up form on rows and deadlifts on youtube. You don't have to go too heavy or do too much if you're just looking for a bit of strength transfer for your job.
User avatar #101 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
For the record, I know your game. I'm just playing along for fun.
User avatar #97 - ljlightfire (04/24/2014) [-]
thread has to many replies so i cant reply to you
but no but damn does it sure look like him
User avatar #98 to #97 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I like Macaulay, he seems like a good guy in interviews and stuff, but he has kinda a corpse face.
User avatar #99 to #98 - ljlightfire (04/24/2014) [-]
he looks weird but as a person he seems alright
User avatar #100 to #99 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Home Alone Games - JonTron
#92 - atma (02/25/2014) [-]
hue
#93 to #92 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
boy do I ******* miss being able to watch all this stuff. I have access to a computer that can play the streams, but I can't always use it. So I get to watch stuff every now and again, thankgoodness.
#94 to #93 - atma (02/25/2014) [-]
Moar time to lift
#95 to #94 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #89 - billywonka (02/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #91 to #89 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
For real ***** , what's your beef?
User avatar #90 to #89 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
The **** did I do to you?
User avatar #79 - thespartanpony ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
i think it's more offensive to ponies
User avatar #80 to #79 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
What? I'm confused. Are you some sort of dildo?

MLP has absolutely nothing to do with Spartans. In fact, the MLP fandom is about as opposite to Spartans as you can get.
User avatar #81 to #80 - thespartanpony ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
stfu
#82 to #81 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I'll say what the 						****					 I wanna say.
I'll say what the **** I wanna say.
User avatar #83 to #82 - thespartanpony ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
and i will discount it 100 percent because you are trying to start an argument for no reason.
User avatar #84 to #83 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Someone's bootybotherd because they have no mass.
#54 - andranadu (02/10/2014) [-]
Oooh
Oooh
#55 to #54 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
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#56 to #55 - andranadu (02/10/2014) [-]
> Fax machine   
> Boss is mad
> Fax machine
> Boss is mad
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#73 to #72 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
What is that Gif from? I don't think I've seen it, which is strange....
User avatar #77 to #73 - jontron (02/10/2014) [-]
studbeefpile
waaaay too many
and i cant see half of them due to profiles blocked/not being able to access friendly board
User avatar #76 to #73 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
jontron you a silly goose. How many notifs do you get on a regular basis?
User avatar #75 to #73 - jontron (02/10/2014) [-]
andranadu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PQc_S-FPi0
about 3:10 in
User avatar #74 to #73 - andranadu (02/10/2014) [-]
I remember watching it but I cant pinpoint the episode
You'll just have to watch every single JonTron episode until you find it
Yay!
User avatar #39 - atma (01/12/2014) [-]
Did you see the Super Metroid race last night?
Hypest thing I've witnessed on Twitch
User avatar #40 to #39 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No, as horribly unfortunate as it is, my computer wont let me view twitch streams no more.

Don't know why, do know it sucks a fat black dick.
#41 to #40 - atma (01/13/2014) [-]
Dude no
I'll keep an eye out for a YouTube upload, there were some really awesome runs this year
It's still ongoing in bonus streams until at least tomorrow night, $1,012,156 raised so far, unf
#42 to #41 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
The thing I regret the most is missing the Zeldo streams, like Cosmo, and Ennopp, and ZFG (ZeldoFanGrill)   
   
And of course.......My Chat Experience.
The thing I regret the most is missing the Zeldo streams, like Cosmo, and Ennopp, and ZFG (ZeldoFanGrill)

And of course.......My Chat Experience.
#43 to #42 - atma (01/13/2014) [-]
You could get the app on your phone, you can at least watch popular streams (and chat too, IT'S EVEN HARDER!) , better than nothing   
Cosmo ran WW:HD, which meant we got to see the game in Spanish for the first time instead of Japanese   
he also had to do the entire run with no soup  :V
You could get the app on your phone, you can at least watch popular streams (and chat too, IT'S EVEN HARDER!) , better than nothing
Cosmo ran WW:HD, which meant we got to see the game in Spanish for the first time instead of Japanese
he also had to do the entire run with no soup :V
User avatar #44 to #43 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't even have a smart phone bro. I'll figure something out though, there are other capable computers in my house, they're just not available all the time.
User avatar #45 to #44 - atma (01/18/2014) [-]
I saw you in a Pokemon stream the other morning?? Or that was somebody else oddly enough named Studbeefpile?
User avatar #46 to #45 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
It must've been an imposter, because I haven't been on twitch, nor do I watch pokemon whatnot.
#47 to #46 - atma (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I knew it seemed like too many counts against you.   
It might have just been a really similar name, I did just wake up... If you have an imposter, though, that's kind of flattering.
Yeah, I knew it seemed like too many counts against you.
It might have just been a really similar name, I did just wake up... If you have an imposter, though, that's kind of flattering.
#48 to #47 - studbeefpile ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
There's really no way of knowing.
#49 to #48 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
Picture proof that I apparently got your weird clone to say hi to me
User avatar #50 to #49 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
That is peculiar indeed. I can assure you that isn't me.....I'll have to kill him.
#51 to #50 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
Killing a man for imitating your online persona is within perfectly legal boundaries
you have my ax
#52 to #51 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Clearly the only way to settle this.
#53 to #52 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
oh lawd perfect
oh lawd perfect
User avatar #36 - pkashp (12/28/2013) [-]
Fat guy here, posting stuff

Changed my diet recently, started eating an apple and banana or oatmeal for breakfast, usually tuna sandwiches for lunch, whatever gets made for dinner, usually something with ground beef like spaghetti or burritos. I have my fair share of junk food, about a bag of chips a week, some random candy, couple cans of soda a day. I consider soda to be something I have with lunch/dinner, I have water the rest of the time.

Don't have much daily activity, most of my day involves sitting at a desk. The only activity I consider to be active is bringing in the occasional load of firewood, and the 0-3 times a week I have to perform firefighting duties. I'm not as concerned with strength building as I am with weight loss; I'm a big guy and stronger than most, I just have fat I'd like to get rid of.

Note: my asthma is really ******* terrible. I'd like to do something that can improve my lungs/breathing.
User avatar #38 to #36 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, stick with it for at least a week, and you'll find that seeing a lower number on the scale is far and away more enjoyable than eating **** .

Also also, after a few weeks the progress slows down, don't worry though, that's just how it works, you just have to keep at it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Bioenergetic breathing exercises would probably help with your asthma, you can find some stuff about it on youtube.

As far as the rest goes, you're not doing too bad. For starters you should stop drinking soda entirely, just drink lots of water, you should be pissing pretty much all the time (that helps weight loss(1). Intermittent fasting is a wonderful tool, so if your schedule allows, I would do that as well (2). A little junk food is okay, just don't go overboard with it; all things within reason- Also, when you do have your more wholesome meals (should consist predominantly of meat) make sure you eat enough in that meal (3). Finally, just go for an hour long walk every morning. It doesn't sound like much, but it really goes a long way.

1. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/10/drink-your-water-children.html

2. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/10/intermittent-faaaaaasting.html

3. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/12/eat-till-youre-full.html

Please don't hesitate to ask more questions, I enjoy helping people.
#27 - fezzo (09/28/2013) [-]
Fellow opinion freedom fighter
#28 to #27 - studbeefpile ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Freedom to not give a 						****					 about 						****					 we don't wanna give a 						****					 about. Even if that 						****					 is anime.   
   
   
   
   
I don't give a 						****					 about anime.
Freedom to not give a **** about **** we don't wanna give a **** about. Even if that **** is anime.




I don't give a **** about anime.
User avatar #121 to #28 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You know what, you wanna know the real reason I question our friendship sometimes? It's because out of all the people in our group, you're the one that makes me feel the worst about myself. And no, I'm not forgetting those couple of times that you were nice to me, but I am looking at the way you act towards me whenever I see you in person. You act like you can't keep enough distance from me. Whenever I go up to you to just greet you and give you a hug, you put your shoulder towards me, and tap me on the back once or twice just to get it over with. Every single time I start to talk about something I like, you roll your eyes, and act like it's stupid, and I'm stupid for thinking it's interesting. The past few times I've mentioned anything about some kind of difficulty I'm having, you just want to tell me that it's my fault, and I'm the one doing everything wrong - because I haven't heard enough of that **** in my life. You act like you're disgusted with me, and then have the ******* audacity to tell me that I hurt your ******* feelings by saying "I don't know why we're friends.".

You've pushed me away so much from the moment I even met you, and all I've ever tried to do is love you. Whenever you share that you're having some kind of issue, I reach out, and try to sympathize, but all you wanna do is tell me that my opinion is wrong, and what I've experienced doesn't count, and isn't nearly as hard as what you've experienced. You even had the nerve to say to my face that you don't have anyone to talk to about tough stuff, when I've told you a million times that I'm here for you, but of course I don't count, because I guess I'm just a **** up.

So yeah, I do question our friendship sometimes, but it's just because most of the time we're around each other, you act like you can't ******* stand me.
#24 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #25 to #24 - studbeefpile ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
What the dildo did you just dildoing say about me, you little dildo? I'll have you know I dildoed top of my dildo in the Navy dildos, and I've been involved in numerous secret dildos on dildo, and I have over 300 confirmed dildos. I am trained in dildo warfare and I'm the top dildo in the entire dildo armed dildos. You are nothing to me but just another dildo. I will wipe you the dildo out with precision the dildos of which has never been seen before on this dildo, mark my dildoing words. You think you can get away with saying that dildo to me over the Internet? Think again, dildo. As we speak I am dildoing my secret network of dildos across the dildo and your IP is being dildoed right now so you better prepare for the dildo, dildo. The dildo that wipes out the pathetic little dildo you call your life. You're dildoing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dildo you in over dildo hundred ways, and that's just with my dildo hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dildo combat, but I have access to the entire dildo of the dildo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dildo ass off the dildo of the continent, you little dildo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "dildo" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dildoing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're dildoing the price, you dildoing idiot. I will dildo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dildoing dead, dildo.
User avatar #20 - leachan **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
You seem really cool, I'm sending you a friend request!
User avatar #21 to #20 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Cool beans.

If you don't mind my asking, what caught your eye?
#22 to #21 - leachan **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
The Jontron profile pic.
The Jontron profile pic.
#23 to #22 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me.
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