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strychnine

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, Master System, Mega Drive, Playstation 2
Video Games Played: old school games. 80's 90's
Interests: Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:Portugal
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Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:454 times
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FJ Points:70580

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#205 - Thrash ******, get money. 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#155 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#149 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#145 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy +24
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#388 - xevilpenguinx (07/20/2015) [-]
He asked for no futa...he has been blessed by a legend.
#141 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy +21
#1822 - jaboodydubsroller (07/21/2015) [-]
reminds me of
#122 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#103 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#90 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#217 - Picture 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... +6
#183 - bestiality uh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#173 - uranus destroyed. 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... +3
#143 - you poor man. that must have been hard for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#1026 - raunchyftw (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah something was hard indeed
#127 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#123 - damn, that must have been tough. sorry man 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#105 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#87 - damn, i wish! Tina Fey is hot 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#71 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
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#87 - strychnine (07/20/2015) [-]
damn, i wish! Tina Fey is hot
#56 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#51 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#259 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#250 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#247 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#231 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#382 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/19/2015 on Roll to beat John Cena 0
#105 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 07/19/2015 on What year will you die? 0
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#391 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by strychnine
She's plotting to kill me

please send help
#392 to #391 - strychnine (07/03/2015) [-]
lol spooky. she's clearly trying to catch you off guard

always sleep with one eye open
#393 to #392 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [-]
I'm so scared
#394 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#382 - scorpidea
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#383 to #382 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
she's japanese?
#385 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
100%, she is in Tokyo right now visiting her family. left 13 days ago, will be back in 11 more.
#384 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
She is Japanese...
#386 to #384 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
she looks a bit like Yoko Ono.
#388 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
However... she still does NOT look her age...
#389 to #388 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
asians age slower than caucasians.
#390 to #389 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
yeah... till they hit about 60... then BOOM overnight...
#387 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
Tell her that, and I wouldn't be the only one dead... she would bury you along side me.

Her ex-husband often tried to compare himself and her to John and Yoko.
#381 - murrlogic (06/08/2015) [-]
Someone enjoys Supernatural

Season 5 is when it should have stopped. You can't go any farther than having one of the Winchester Brothers being forcefully dragged to hell after killing Lucifer thanks to Castiel.
#380 - Sewallman (06/02/2015) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**Sewallman rolls 127**
#379 - strychnine (04/25/2015) [-]
strychnine used "**strychnine used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**strychnine rolls 2,185**"

*me rolls 4444*
#376 - yousaygoodbye (04/05/2015) [-]
Hi
#372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
Okay so we know this gif......
Okay so we know this gif......


#373 to #372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
#374 to #373 - strychnine (03/19/2015) [-]
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
#375 to #374 - cunninglinguist (03/19/2015) [-]
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
#371 - strychnine (02/25/2015) [-]
**strychnine rolls 1111**
#364 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
is that profile pic really you?
#365 to #364 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
why?
#366 to #365 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just asking, if it is then im sure you've probably been told this before but ur handsome as fuk..
#367 to #366 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
thanks, but i've seen lots of guys on FJ who look better than me
#368 to #367 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
nah u should have been featured on addys attractive ppl of fj if ya weren't already. i was and i sure as hell did not deserve it
#369 to #368 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
lol i was, it was totally unexpected.
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive
#370 to #369 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just felt like the bar was set so high haha