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strychnine

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Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, Master System, Mega Drive, Playstation 2
Video Games Played: old school games. 80's 90's
Interests: Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:8/28/2015
Location:Portugal
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#225 - shh don't lie, you know you're bi-curious at least ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on taylor swift is probably... -4
User avatar #266 - youregaylol (4 hours ago) [-]
stop
#202 - eww lesbo.  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on taylor swift is probably... -10
User avatar #223 - qotsa (6 hours ago) [-]
I can find women attractive without being a lesbian ;)
User avatar #225 - strychnine (6 hours ago) [-]
shh don't lie, you know you're bi-curious at least ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
User avatar #266 - youregaylol (4 hours ago) [-]
stop
#94 - lol, they get all pissed for telling the truth.. 08/27/2015 on Best friends reunite after... -2
#5 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 08/24/2015 on Anyone need a friend? 0
#91 - Chimp. which one is the cutest? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) 08/23/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #70 +3
#90 - E.T. vs  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #70 +2
#91 - strychnine (08/23/2015) [-]
Chimp.

which one is the cutest? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
#173 - if a cop says 'suck my dick', you get on your knees and suck h… 08/23/2015 on fuck the police ! +1
#27 - b-but that's gay.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2015 on Vote for the Next FJ Dances... 0
User avatar #28 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
id also like to see joshlol dance but i know the limitations of the internet
User avatar #30 - joshlol (08/21/2015) [-]
not happening
User avatar #31 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
will you dance with me?
User avatar #32 - joshlol (08/21/2015) [-]
i can't dance
User avatar #34 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
we can slow dance old school. all you have to do is sway back and forth with me
User avatar #35 - joshlol (08/21/2015) [-]
I'd still fuck it up : (
User avatar #38 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
just try
#26 - This song would be perfect. 08/21/2015 on Vote for the Next FJ Dances... +1
#34 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on Hillary's time is up 0
#47 - jallelthalas (08/22/2015) [-]
#43 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
that's fake, right?
#37 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
I'd tap that.

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#391 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by strychnine
She's plotting to kill me

please send help
#382 - scorpidea has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #383 to #382 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
she's japanese?
User avatar #385 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
100%, she is in Tokyo right now visiting her family. left 13 days ago, will be back in 11 more.
User avatar #384 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
She is Japanese...
User avatar #386 to #384 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
she looks a bit like Yoko Ono.
User avatar #388 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
However... she still does NOT look her age...
User avatar #389 to #388 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
asians age slower than caucasians.
User avatar #390 to #389 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
yeah... till they hit about 60... then BOOM overnight...
User avatar #387 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
Tell her that, and I wouldn't be the only one dead... she would bury you along side me.

Her ex-husband often tried to compare himself and her to John and Yoko.
User avatar #381 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Someone enjoys Supernatural

Season 5 is when it should have stopped. You can't go any farther than having one of the Winchester Brothers being forcefully dragged to hell after killing Lucifer thanks to Castiel.
User avatar #380 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**Sewallman rolls 127**
User avatar #379 - strychnine (04/25/2015) [-]
strychnine used "**strychnine used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**strychnine rolls 2,185**"

*me rolls 4444*
User avatar #376 - yousaygoodbye (04/05/2015) [-]
Hi
#372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
Okay so we know this gif......
Okay so we know this gif......


#373 to #372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
#374 to #373 - strychnine (03/19/2015) [-]
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
#375 to #374 - cunninglinguist (03/19/2015) [-]
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
User avatar #371 - strychnine (02/25/2015) [-]
**strychnine rolls 1111**
User avatar #364 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
is that profile pic really you?
User avatar #366 to #365 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just asking, if it is then im sure you've probably been told this before but ur handsome as fuk..
User avatar #367 to #366 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
thanks, but i've seen lots of guys on FJ who look better than me
User avatar #368 to #367 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
nah u should have been featured on addys attractive ppl of fj if ya weren't already. i was and i sure as hell did not deserve it
User avatar #369 to #368 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
lol i was, it was totally unexpected.
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive
User avatar #370 to #369 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just felt like the bar was set so high haha
#326 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
mfw your comment on my pic
mfw your comment on my pic
#327 to #326 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to
Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to
#329 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Also, hell yeah Jensen Ackles.
#328 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
You're not too shabby yourself
You're not too shabby yourself
#332 to #330 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?
That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?
#333 to #332 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Absolutely. who doesn't?
Absolutely. who doesn't?
#334 to #333 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.
That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.
#335 to #334 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. muah    
   
lol
Yes. muah

lol
#337 to #336 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
lol, i've never seen that gif before     
   
Naughty Dean.
lol, i've never seen that gif before

Naughty Dean.
#338 to #337 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
goddamn dat gif.
goddamn dat gif.
#339 to #338 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Not even Castiel escapes
Not even Castiel escapes
#340 to #339 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Holy 			****		 where did you find that
Holy **** where did you find that
#341 to #340 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
#342 to #341 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
#343 to #342 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
well, at least it's not incest.
well, at least it's not incest.
#344 to #343 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
I've got news for you, buddy
I've got news for you, buddy
#361 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i'm watching the new episode right now
i'm watching the new episode right now
#362 to #361 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.
Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.
#353 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i've got tons of them. lol   
   
- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
i've got tons of them. lol

- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
#354 to #353 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
#359 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
#360 to #359 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now
So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now
#357 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!
it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!
#358 to #357 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up
I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up
#355 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
yess.   
   
"i've got the moves like Jagger.."
yess.

"i've got the moves like Jagger.."
#356 to #355 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Hnnghh so happy to find another person who loves Supernatural on here.

#345 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Fansgirls dream. ahah   
   
Dean kisses them all.
Fansgirls dream. ahah

Dean kisses them all.
#346 to #345 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Haha I'd like to see one with Crowley.
Haha I'd like to see one with Crowley.
#351 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
It's a love/hate relationship.
It's a love/hate relationship.
#352 to #351 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That's the best kind ;-;    
   
   
   
I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
That's the best kind ;-;



I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
#349 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Feelings are bad.
Feelings are bad.
#350 to #349 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
But Crowley, Dean loves you deep down!
But Crowley, Dean loves you deep down!
#347 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Poor Crowley, Dean broke his heart.
Poor Crowley, Dean broke his heart.
#348 to #347 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Poor baby  He's so upset that Dean broke up with him this latest season.
Poor baby He's so upset that Dean broke up with him this latest season.
User avatar #324 - twi (01/28/2014) [-]
may i pls have your fj points addy took mine :c
#323 - jabsgreywarden (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello! How are you new friend?
User avatar #322 - sexymossantamby (07/20/2013) [-]
selling your dubs?
as in 11, 22, 33 ect
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#319 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Es Panileiro.
User avatar #308 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
you are really asking me to give you my sword of red thumbs for free?
User avatar #309 to #308 - strychnine (08/28/2012) [-]
lol sorry dude, it's the first time i click the trade thing! i'm trying to learn how to use it
User avatar #307 - amozi (08/01/2012) [-]
Inb4 you remove me from your friends
#306 - strychnine (06/01/2012) [-]
**strychnine rolls 232**
User avatar #325 to #306 - twi (01/28/2014) [-]
**twi rolls 0**
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