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#1140 - stripey (11/24/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by stripey
a haiku:

I am your friend rook
this is my profile stripey
talk to me sometime

< photo creds to accountforstripey, my waifu
#1141 to #1140 - accountforstripey ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
welp, guess I'm some dude's waifu now.
#1142 to #1141 - stripey (11/24/2015) [-]
#1143 to #1142 - accountforstripey ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
#490 - stripey (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#754 to #490 - dsgbiohazard (12/03/2013) [-]

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Also, nice profile picture. PSG is great.
#756 to #754 - stripey (12/03/2013) [-]
by the way, since you're cool, the secret to the triforce is alt-255 on the numpad
#757 to #756 - dsgbiohazard (12/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#755 to #754 - stripey (12/03/2013) [-]
thanks, I made it c:
#1172 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/17/2016) [-]
#1173 to #1172 - stripey (01/17/2016) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#1174 to #1173 - tapeworms (01/17/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
#1175 to #1174 - stripey (01/17/2016) [-]
#1150 - accountforstripey ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
happy new year
#1151 to #1150 - stripey (01/03/2016) [-]
Happy new year!

Have any big new years resolutions? I wanna learn a language
#1152 to #1151 - accountforstripey ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I might try to meme harder or make it my new years resolution to ask you every month how it's going with learning a new language.

Or maybe spend all year coming up with my 2017 new years resolution.
I actually kinda wanna get better at swedish and norwegian
#1153 to #1152 - stripey (01/04/2016) [-]
don't let your memes be dreams

do you have rainbow six siege? its pretty cool
#1144 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Havent talked in a long time have we :o

Merry christmas
#1145 to #1144 - stripey (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas!

I hope all is very well with you and your loved ones. How are you doing sir?
#1146 to #1145 - profssortwntyight (12/30/2015) [-]
Very well, ma'am! I am doing ok too
Exams in a week
How about you? Still striping it up?
#1147 to #1146 - stripey (12/30/2015) [-]
I just got done with my exams! Now I'm on winter break for a good long time. And you know me! As stripey as ever.

I don't mean to disappoint, but I am a dude lol
#1148 to #1147 - profssortwntyight (12/30/2015) [-]

Ohh nice Yes i have winter break too. Supposed to be studying. But you know me too! I'm a profssor and i don't need to study no matter what my mom or report card says

Oh i thought we were calling each other opposite genders :/ Don't mind me then, BIGOT
lol jk, lmao i don't even know what that means. I've always been too lazy to know the tumblr vocab. cant spray dank tumblr cringe all over fj, but its totally worth not knowing

Seriously though i identify as a girl and you are a misogynistic pig jk no h8 m8 am i doing it right?
#1149 to #1148 - stripey (12/31/2015) [-]
Next time I'll check my privilege
sorry haha I assume most people on here are dudes. Bad habit I know.

That's weird that you have finals after break. That's terrible! I wouldn't be able to relax. Well, I would, but I would feel guilty while binge watching shows.

Next semester is gonna be awesome for me. All my classes are so much better.
#1154 to #1149 - profssortwntyight (01/09/2016) [-]
You better i'm too lazy to think about hat that means even oy vey!

Honestly i do the same. And i don't mind i like being a guy on the internet anyway

Yep, i feel guilty during all my holidays because we always have our ******* exam weeks after them.

Oh neat, how come? Better hours or just more enjoyable classes in general?
Because my hours gun be fukd up
#1155 to #1154 - stripey (01/10/2016) [-]
My schedule is gonna be awful, I have a bunch of 8 am classes. When I was picking classes I was just trying to get the best classes and not looking at the times. But yeah my classes are gonna be sweet, this past semester I had chemistry and stuff. Now I have drawing, creative writing, and some computer imaging type thing. I want to go into game design and animation so hopefully this will help me transfer. What do you want to do?
#1156 to #1155 - profssortwntyight (01/14/2016) [-]
Ah yes i know that feel. on wednesdays for example my 1st class is at 8.30 and the last ends at 22.30 vo-ov
Well you did the good thing. At least getting up early gives you.. discipline right? idunno It's more important to have nice classes anyway.
Are you in college btw or high school?
Ahhhhhh the good old days when i had drawing and art... sigh.
That's pretty cool! Goodluck with that man it's nice to have something to be passionate about.

Me?... hm. I always liked everything except for economic-y things.
It seems now that my attention is going towards philosophy, theology, anthropology and the likes. I think i might like to go into politics. But then this...fj... internetlaif.. it would definitely be used against me someday ;-; note my words man...
My secret dream is to become an actress .-. but ye... once again. I'm dead if anyone ever finds my online ****. ohgodwhy.jpeg
#1157 to #1156 - stripey (01/14/2016) [-]
I'm in my first year of college, I go to CCSU

So your classes end that late? that's crazy, my latest class last semester was at like 15:00

Anthropology sounds really interesting. If I ever ran as a politician first thing I would do would be to delete my FJ account, which would pain me greatly. Then I'd probably buy a suit.

By the by, may I ask how we met again? My memory isn't the best but I enjoy talking to ya, were you on the friendly board? I used to be a social butterfly on this site for a little while, then real life caught up with me

#1160 to #1157 - profssortwntyight (01/14/2016) [-]
I uh.. write way longer replies. sorry for that srsly tho srry hehe
#1158 to #1157 - profssortwntyight (01/14/2016) [-]
Oh neat! Good luck. It's way harder to combine such things hear. Actually nearly impossible.
But there are now a few universities or studies founded that copy the american style. It's pretty popular with people that like the same thing as i do.

It is! My brother does cultural anthropology and he really likes it. Damn... the deleting id have to do.. so many accounts. I'd need to have that memory erase thing from Men in Black too. People like tridaak know too much =_=
ye itd suck to say goodbye to all these autistic fgts :/
Suits are cool. I'd first learnt to tie a tie i think

How we met?....pfffffffff no idea man. I often randomly added people because they replied in a way i liked or because i came across their username often.
Ahh yes... real life. the asshole.
I still have to stop myself sometimes from not adding someone as a friend too soon, because i barely talk to most of those friends i rushed into adding.
I don't remember the friendly board.
#1163 to #1158 - stripey (01/14/2016) [-]
I just noticed your spoilers on the other post! If you want to be an actress I say go for it! Just make sure you can support yourself cause it's very hard to make it. But you only have one life to live! see if there are any theater productions around you.

I secretly love getting all suited up. It makes you feel so cool ^^

Don't worry about long replies lol It's nice

Have you seen the hateful eight? I'm seeing it tomorrow and I haven't heard if it's good
#1169 to #1163 - profssortwntyight (01/15/2016) [-]
I have a friend that does acting on the side and it made me realise that if i really wnat to become one, i'll have to go for it 100%
I'd never want to do it on the side

Yeah! I have the same with dresses! Make me feel supahcool Only downside is that i feel like i'm obliged to wear make up, which i don't like but i dont ever do it anyway, fuk it

Oh good, that's a relieve(:

Nope, sorry. But it looks good! It's a quentin trantino film and there are so many of his that i haven't watched yet! Most of them are pretty high on my to watch list.
Tell me what you thought about it after you've seen it

Sorry if i don't reply. Going to bed. It's pretty late here and i have exams tomorrow, wish me luck ;) I'm asking pretty much everyone, hoping that some luckgod will give me a break hehe

Have fun at the movies!
#1170 to #1169 - stripey (01/15/2016) [-]
Oh yeah get some sleep, and have some great luck on those exams!
#1171 to #1170 - profssortwntyight (01/15/2016) [-]
Thank you! ^_^ I'll need it <<thus this pic is a lie
#1159 to #1158 - tridaak (01/14/2016) [-]
#1161 to #1159 - profssortwntyight (01/14/2016) [-]
GR8! there he is again, spying on me.
It's not like i summoned you or anything!!

#1162 to #1161 - tridaak (01/14/2016) [-]
You wanted me here, admit it.
#1165 to #1162 - stripey (01/14/2016) [-]
welcome to my profile we have pretzels and capri sun
#1167 to #1165 - tridaak (01/14/2016) [-]
I'll take both
#1164 to #1162 - profssortwntyight (01/14/2016) [-]

Yes >:
But mostly bc it's true. You are one of the only links between fj and rl so i'd have to get ird of you or your memory...
#1166 to #1164 - tridaak (01/14/2016) [-]
I am forever. So good luck m80
#1176 to #1166 - helpful (05/28/2016) [-]
#1168 to #1166 - profssortwntyight (01/14/2016) [-]
Oh well. It's not like people are gonna be able to complain about their beloved dictator anyway
#1137 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
It's been over 2 years since we spoke, but i thought if at least let you know I droppd by to check on you. I miss you. Goodbye now.
#1138 to #1137 - stripey (10/18/2015) [-]
who is this?
#1139 to #1138 - stripey (10/18/2015) [-]
Oh wait, I think I have an idea.

Hey, how you been?
#1132 - pandalexa (08/24/2015) [-]
will you dance ? c:
#1133 to #1132 - stripey (08/24/2015) [-]
of course

you excited?
#1134 to #1133 - pandalexa (08/24/2015) [-]
#1135 to #1134 - stripey (08/24/2015) [-]
what dance should I do?
#1136 to #1135 - pandalexa (08/24/2015) [-]
work the hips
#1110 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
Why are you a ****.
#1111 to #1110 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]

#1112 to #1111 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
you never answer me on skype you asshole.
#1113 to #1112 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
you didn't even call me

and I've been limiting my computer use to short dosages

I don't like being on the computer anymore. I only have about a month left of summer vacation. After that I'm going to college locally and most of my friends are going away.

I have too little time.
#1114 to #1113 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
you suck. You left your internet buddies behind.
#1117 to #1114 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]

I try to please everybody snake. I'll try harder.

hey did you see that video of me dancing? lol
#1118 to #1117 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
No I didn't. Show me?
Im just giving you a hard time. But I do miss you.
#1119 to #1118 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]

I'm sorry. how're things with your pseudo-gf?
#1121 to #1119 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
lets play games.
#1123 to #1121 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
I'll play a game sure
#1124 to #1123 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
Im calling you.
#1120 to #1119 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
dammit rook why do you have to be so cool.

Things are meh.
#1122 to #1120 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
that's too bad

hey hey hey get ken ashcorp to play vidya with me lol

I'll play you a song
#1106 - pandacore (08/03/2015) [-]
#1107 to #1106 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]

I think I remember your username from when I was social on this site
#1108 to #1107 - pandacore (08/03/2015) [-]
Yeah I somewhat remember you
#1109 to #1108 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
so how ya been
#1115 to #1109 - pandacore (08/03/2015) [-]
bretty good how about you ?
#1116 to #1115 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
fantastic as always

right now I'm learning how to play ukulele which is fun
#1125 to #1116 - pandacore (08/03/2015) [-]
#1126 to #1125 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
you should, it's one of the most fun instruments to play, and it's not very hard. You can get a good uke for 50 bucks on amazon.

I'm not too bad at it, I've been learning fun things to play for people like the adventure time theme song and covers to songs that shouldn't have a uke cover like bitches aint **** and **** the police.

and it's small enough to take everywhere!
#1127 to #1126 - pandacore (08/03/2015) [-]
If i had the money i would buy one and my dad's been trying to get me to learn how to play the guitar but i'm not as musically inclined as he wished i was.

I want a video of you playing bitches ain't ****.

Every summer camp i go to there are counselors playing ukuleles
#1128 to #1127 - stripey (08/03/2015) [-]
I would recommend the uke over a guitar for a beginner. I own both and It's way easier and more forgiving than a guitar.

I can play bitches aint **** but I can't sing along yet cause I just started learning how to play it, I can do **** the police though. I think I have a snapchat vid of that I can show you lol
#1129 to #1128 - pandacore (08/03/2015) [-]
What's your snapchat if you don't mind me asking.

I didn't really have a choice so maybe i can ask my dad if i can get a ukulele if i give him my acoustic
#1130 to #1129 - stripey (08/04/2015) [-]
my snap is jtkeens

maybe. guitar is fun too if you practice a lot, but the learning curve is bigger.
#1131 to #1130 - pandacore (08/04/2015) [-]
Added you . And guitar isn't fun I swear I'm mentally challenged when it comes to music .
#1083 - hellscythe (03/27/2015) [-]
#1085 to #1083 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
Is this a ******* gearboy dakimakura?    
No way did he draw porn of himself ROFL   
His hair and clothes look exactly like me though so this is kinda weird. Like someone drew a sexualized version of me into a yaoi comic
Is this a ******* gearboy dakimakura?

No way did he draw porn of himself ROFL

His hair and clothes look exactly like me though so this is kinda weird. Like someone drew a sexualized version of me into a yaoi comic
#1087 to #1085 - GEARBOY ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
***** does it look like I drew that
#1088 to #1087 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
Yes actually, whoever did draw it matched your style perfectly.
#1089 to #1088 - GEARBOY ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
they just copy and pasted the head over another drawing lel
#1091 to #1089 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
ooooooh that makes sense.

How ya been dude
#1092 to #1091 - GEARBOY ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
In america ^_^
#1093 to #1092 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
Me too!

Did you just move here? what state?
#1095 to #1093 - GEARBOY ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
vacation ^_^

mini soda ^-^ Minnesota
#1105 to #1095 - advice (03/27/2015) [-]
I hope you love cheese and crazy people
#1106 to #1105 - GEARBOY ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
They serve cheese or coat cheese with frickin everything

Haven't met any crazy folks though - it's just bloody cold here
#1098 to #1095 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
Never been there so I have no advice for you

Have a good time here though
#1086 to #1085 - hellscythe (03/27/2015) [-]
yes it is

its stickied on his profile

dats lewd also if you have a chest in abs like that its sexy
#1090 to #1086 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
I actually do have a pretty nice stomach, I just need to put on some muscle mass in my arms so I've been hitting the gym like every other day in preparation for pool season. It's pretty gratifying to see some gains there cause I've never really lifted weights before autumn last year.
#1094 to #1090 - hellscythe (03/27/2015) [-]

you would buy a gb daki wouldnt you
#1096 to #1094 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
I'd buy an ahri daki o_o
#1097 to #1096 - hellscythe (03/27/2015) [-]
thats lewd, gearboy would buy a aya daki
#1099 to #1097 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
I actually don't think I'm gonna buy any daki's   
I feel like buying one is kind of just accepting that you'll be lonely forever   
which I don't plan on
I actually don't think I'm gonna buy any daki's

I feel like buying one is kind of just accepting that you'll be lonely forever

which I don't plan on
#1100 to #1099 - hellscythe (03/27/2015) [-]
i suppose so, you should ask gb if he would buy a aya daki or a geargirl daki

it kinda is
#1101 to #1100 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
Since he created geargirl, would screwing her be incest?

I've actually considered buying one and carrying it around a con as a joke before
#1102 to #1101 - hellscythe (03/27/2015) [-]

while that would be funny
#1103 to #1102 - stripey (03/27/2015) [-]
I've only been to one con before so many hot french maid cosplayers

I accidentally cosplayed as Marshall Lee from adventure time which was pretty funny cause a bunch of people asked about it

Next time I'll wear my vampire teeth
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