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#158 - That's a great plan! 14 hours ago on Would you press it? 0
#149 - Hey, Mexico would be lucky to even get 10 Pesos out of me afte…  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Would you press it? 0
User avatar #153 - Zydratejunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
What you should do is use your $120 million yearly pesos to:
1. But Mexico for 10 pesos
2. Use the money to buy the U.S. a little at a time.
#158 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
That's a great plan!
#145 - Then that wouldn't work for me, i'm working on getting muscle,…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on and now shes a bitch 0
User avatar #179 - fourchinsbrah (13 hours ago) [-]
nah you can gain minimal muscle on a cut. just keep your protein intake at least .8 grams/lb of lean bodymass. youl gain more muscle when youre not trying to lose weight but you can make strength gains even on a cut
#161 - ragealicious (13 hours ago) [-]
yep. Unless youre doing a body recomp yo cant build muscle at a deficit. You might want to do a hard cut first if your weights too high, then bulk to your goal wiehgt. BMR is based off muscle really(since you fat doesnt need sustaining(obviosuly)) so you can find the BMR of your goal wieght(with muscle), and eat at a surplus above that. Shoot for a 500 surplus above your goal bmr, work out hard, and watch your gains. It would take some research and calculation on your point to find that number but you can still do it fairly easily depending what youre really at.
#162 - ragealicious (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh i also forgot to add, if youre overweight, your body isnt just moving that fat by itself. It had to build some muscle to haul the fat around, so you might have more muscle than you think(which is common). get some fat calipers, try to measure your bodyfat percentage, and do the math to see how much muscle you really have. You might really just need to cut, then bulk a small amount to your desire, or maybe not at all!
#144 - i forgot the Million behind 120....  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Would you press it? 0
User avatar #145 - Zydratejunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
I still like the thought that you were going to buy Mexico for $120 Pesos a year.
User avatar #149 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
Hey, Mexico would be lucky to even get 10 Pesos out of me after all the fucked up things going on there.
User avatar #153 - Zydratejunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
What you should do is use your $120 million yearly pesos to:
1. But Mexico for 10 pesos
2. Use the money to buy the U.S. a little at a time.
#158 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
That's a great plan!
#143 - Buy some ****** country, slowly expand by buying … 14 hours ago on Would you press it? +1
#141 - >be Mexican >make $10 Million a year >Convert…  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on Would you press it? +4
User avatar #142 - Zydratejunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
There might be something wrong with your math.
User avatar #144 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
i forgot the Million behind 120....
User avatar #145 - Zydratejunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
I still like the thought that you were going to buy Mexico for $120 Pesos a year.
User avatar #149 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
Hey, Mexico would be lucky to even get 10 Pesos out of me after all the fucked up things going on there.
User avatar #153 - Zydratejunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
What you should do is use your $120 million yearly pesos to:
1. But Mexico for 10 pesos
2. Use the money to buy the U.S. a little at a time.
#158 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
That's a great plan!
#762 - back in like 5th grade (2001) they banned marbles, and i don't… 14 hours ago on Bans 0
#135 - if you don't mind me asking, how much did you weight before? a…  [+] (7 new replies) 14 hours ago on and now shes a bitch 0
User avatar #163 - mondominiman (13 hours ago) [-]
The highest I ever reached was 360lb. Now I'm hovering around 248-250, as for diet it could be much better. I tried to eat healthy and that only last for a week. I would pack chopped up carrots, a sandwich, and sometimes a small low fat/calorie snack for work. But recently I've been going out for fast food each day since I need to make a trip to the grocery store to refill my fridge. Been kinda low on cash too since I just recently went on vacation I know sounds dumb to spend $10 a day vs $60 or so on groceries for the week. . I've cut soda completely out and only drink water mainly with occasion juice/ sweet tea.
#158 - mountaintroll (13 hours ago) [-]
I went from 280lbs to 180lbs by following 1 simple rule, each month I picked a realistic weight loss target ie 250lbs at first, once you have a number in pounds add a 0 to the end and that's now your new caloric limit, your body needs roughly 10 calories per 1lb of body weight to remain the same weight.

So if you set a target for say 200lbs adding a 0 would mean your new caloric intake limit is 2000 calories a day, this alone will cause your body to shed fat at about 2lbs a week assuming you have a semi active day (school/college/work).

When you're within 10% of hitting your goal weight just find a new goal, i did this in 20lb increments and lost 100lbs in 6 months, It would have taken more like 9 months if my job didn't require me to be on my feet for 10 hours a day.

TL;DR figure out how much you want to weigh in pounds, add a 0 and eat no more than that per day,
#142 - ragealicious (14 hours ago) [-]
if you're worried just about losing fat as your sole purpose(no adding muscle etc) look for caloric deficit diets with added exercise. General rule of thumb is Calories in>calories out = weight loss. Check your bmr to see what you need for maintenance, and start eating at a deficit. Good starting points are 500cals under maintenance, and 1000 if you can handle/ have a lot to lose
User avatar #145 - strifethethird (14 hours ago) [-]
Then that wouldn't work for me, i'm working on getting muscle, the only thing i'm having problems with is i gotta a beer belly going on and i just wanted to get rid of it, but i think a lower calorie diet might also make me lose some muscle mass.
User avatar #179 - fourchinsbrah (13 hours ago) [-]
nah you can gain minimal muscle on a cut. just keep your protein intake at least .8 grams/lb of lean bodymass. youl gain more muscle when youre not trying to lose weight but you can make strength gains even on a cut
#161 - ragealicious (13 hours ago) [-]
yep. Unless youre doing a body recomp yo cant build muscle at a deficit. You might want to do a hard cut first if your weights too high, then bulk to your goal wiehgt. BMR is based off muscle really(since you fat doesnt need sustaining(obviosuly)) so you can find the BMR of your goal wieght(with muscle), and eat at a surplus above that. Shoot for a 500 surplus above your goal bmr, work out hard, and watch your gains. It would take some research and calculation on your point to find that number but you can still do it fairly easily depending what youre really at.
#162 - ragealicious (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh i also forgot to add, if youre overweight, your body isnt just moving that fat by itself. It had to build some muscle to haul the fat around, so you might have more muscle than you think(which is common). get some fat calipers, try to measure your bodyfat percentage, and do the math to see how much muscle you really have. You might really just need to cut, then bulk a small amount to your desire, or maybe not at all!
#131 - The thing about some women that lose weight, like a lot of wei…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on and now shes a bitch +4
#132 - thebroble (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh I understand, and I feel you I had something similar happen.
#169 - New New. 16 hours ago on It's okay when Nintendo... 0

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User avatar #83 - hauntzor (12/23/2012) [-]
So did you ever get that money for Steam? I could provide it if you want. Not much skin off my back.
User avatar #84 to #83 - strifethethird (12/23/2012) [-]
no i wasn't able too, if you get me san andreasi can get you something with the money i do have or i'll give you Awesomenauts.
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User avatar #74 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CAT (SEELCUDOOM) >___>!!!
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User avatar #79 to #77 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
You are a bad cat. xD
NOW CALL ME. :3
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GO AWAY SEEL! xD
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User avatar #78 to #76 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
PSH! I'm family so you gotta go xD!
I already notified him to not to listsen to you on facebook.. xDD i doubt he'll listen but whatever. xD
#80 to #78 - strifethethird (07/22/2011) [-]
whats going on here?
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#46 to #45 - strifethethird (04/02/2011) [-]
why wouldn't you be?
why wouldn't you be?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - strifethethird (03/27/2011) [-]
spammer!
User avatar #37 - funtoast (02/21/2011) [-]
Tony O: !!!

Help me with a comic idea? >:U
User avatar #38 to #37 - strifethethird (02/21/2011) [-]
about what?
User avatar #39 to #38 - funtoast (02/22/2011) [-]
I dunno. :L ...

I mean, I can't think of a comic idea, how do I get an idea!!! D;
User avatar #40 to #39 - strifethethird (02/22/2011) [-]
how about a thats what she said joke?
User avatar #41 to #40 - funtoast (02/22/2011) [-]
derp. :U That seems easy :3 ...

I SHALL START TOMORROW >:D

You get deds :D
User avatar #42 to #41 - strifethethird (02/22/2011) [-]
lol ok, show me
#30 - anonymous (11/23/2010) [-]
faggot
#28 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/26/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
User avatar #29 to #28 - strifethethird (10/26/2010) [-]
thank you :)
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User avatar #32 to #31 - strifethethird (01/15/2011) [-]
haha no, i found it weird when i got the comment, i went to his page and found out he left similar comments on other ppls profiles
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User avatar #34 to #33 - strifethethird (01/15/2011) [-]
well.... idk.... he was probably scared by your awesomeness
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User avatar #36 to #35 - strifethethird (01/16/2011) [-]
hahaha, don't mention it :p
#27 - lordrosco ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
strife u whore stop getting ahead of me in level 0_o
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#8 to #7 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
NO REPLY BUTTON!?
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#10 to #9 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
we must do something to bring the reply button back!!!
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#12 to #11 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
wow that sucks.....   
  
http://funnyemotions(.)webs(.)com/apps/photos/  
  
remove the ()
wow that sucks.....

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User avatar #26 to #23 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
http://humoncomics(.)com/language-lesson
#24 to #23 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
<-- thats what happened to it
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User avatar #1 - Funnyjankie **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
**** YOU YOU SICK ******* PEDO GET OFF MY FUNNYJUNK
User avatar #2 to #1 - strifethethird (10/02/2010) [-]
you serious? she's underage?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Funnyjankie **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
YES!!
I browse 4chan for funny pics and once there was a CP thread and that was one of the pics I reported there.
User avatar #4 to #3 - strifethethird (10/02/2010) [-]
i had no idea, ill take it off then
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