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#35 - If there are 7 billion people on Earth and millions of people …  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Description +2
#37 - phoenixactual (20 hours ago) [-]
If the bible is so right, where the fuck did all the floodwaters go?
User avatar #53 - stilch (16 hours ago) [-]
First, like 13 zookeepers? A boat that small for so many creatures? Where did they get the food? Clean water? That many animals had to have made a huge shit pile. What did they do with it? How did they keep the animals from eating each other? (Remember, there were fucking dinosaurs, because apparently they lived same time as us). When you finally did get off the hell hole of a boat, all these animals *sent forth to multiply*, did so in anywhere from 5000 - 4000 years? Maybe. That is the only maybe. How did kangaroos get to Australia, or the other such islands? There would be proof of a land bridge, or at least some skeletons along the way. Is fhere any proof of a huge flood in our past? Yes! In North America after the last ice age, during the meltdown a lot of ice turned into water, making a flood. "If there were no floods, then why are there fish skeletons and seashells on top of mountains?" Because mountains grow dumbass, around 2 inches a year. "Have you ever seen a mountain grow??" Well, since I am 19... And they usually grow about 2 inches a year... I'd say yes, and I have probably seen about 38 inch growth, or just over three feet. Noah's ark is a gold mine, ladies and gentlemen, a gold mine for victors in debates and arguments. There is not only no scientific proof for Noah's ark, but there is also undeniable evidence against it. Educate yourselves on the religion you dint believe in, because by declaring yourself an athiest, you automatically declare yourself their enemy. And if that's the case, why sit back and shoot down any argue meant they make against science, when you can strike at their core, shred the bible in front of the (figuratively) and watch them crumble. Or, you know, they could pull the classic get out of jail free card " you haven't seen what I've seen", "you just don't believe" or my personal favorite "if you believe, all your questions will be answered." Good night.
#26 - They probably gave up and just asked an 8 year old how many pe… 20 hours ago on The Hourglass Of Life 0
#24 - You're right, just like how there are millions of people relat…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on The Hourglass Of Life +1
#25 - mrnpc (21 hours ago) [-]
Its a huge variable to account for and is the main problem with calculating this number
User avatar #26 - strifethethird (20 hours ago) [-]
They probably gave up and just asked an 8 year old how many people they think were alive back then or something.
#22 - I'd count backwards, i'd make an estimate of how many generati…  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on The Hourglass Of Life +1
User avatar #64 - oaaaa (14 hours ago) [-]
i dont even know at what time you can call someone a human and not a monkey. i guess maybe the first "human" lived about 20000 years back
#23 - mrnpc (21 hours ago) [-]
The problem with that is that pretty much everyone has at least one shared ancestor. The further back you go, the more of them there are.
User avatar #24 - strifethethird (21 hours ago) [-]
You're right, just like how there are millions of people related to Genghis Khan.
#25 - mrnpc (21 hours ago) [-]
Its a huge variable to account for and is the main problem with calculating this number
User avatar #26 - strifethethird (20 hours ago) [-]
They probably gave up and just asked an 8 year old how many people they think were alive back then or something.
#18 - We need another Plague to weed out the weak, but seriously we …  [+] (11 new replies) 21 hours ago on The Hourglass Of Life +10
User avatar #89 - lean (10 hours ago) [-]
I picture 10,000 years into the future 2 distinct evolutions of homo sapiens. There will be a divide based on the tendency of good looking people to date other good looking people- people of similar beliefs, intellect, ideas etc tend to gravitate towards each other. This will almost inevitably lead to a schism in human evolution that would more or less be along success/ class lines. It's like natural eugenics.
#74 - cannibalvegan (12 hours ago) [-]
I strongly believe that we should start having parental tests in western countries so that all the dumb and irresponsible people can't have kids. We would have less bullshit on TV and less bullshit people on earth. We need to go through a bunch of tests before we're allowed to drive, but not before we take responsibilty over a fucking human life.

It's fucking bullshit.
User avatar #108 - nigeltheoutlaw (8 hours ago) [-]
That's retarded, man. We tried tests for something as simple as voting, and all it ended up doing was being used as a tool to prevent people the government didn't like from voting. It'd be exponentially worse with breeding.
User avatar #82 - knarta (11 hours ago) [-]
That sounds like a cool authoritarian government. Can I join in?

Have you thought just for a second about the consequences this will have? Most Western countries would collapse within decades.

Also what would be the good requirments for parenting? You know that standards for parenting in the 50s are seen as completely dumb today. Who would decide on which bases parenting should occur? How would you prevent the most natural thing on Earth and punish it if it is violated?
Also wouldn't that create a culture of elitism? Rich people who can provide the most and therefore have more chances of passing the "parenting test" can have children but not the poor.

There are so many problems with your logic, I could go on forever!
#84 - cannibalvegan (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm not talking about things that can't be proven or shit that works for one kid and doesn't work for the other, I'm talking about common sense here. Like people who gets their kids to smoke, who uses drugs when they're suppose to watch out for their child Or worse, who use drugs when they're pregnant. , those who doesn't teach their kids to use seatbelts, etc.

Just a simple common sense test would decrease the population and less kids would be harmed as a result.

<-- Example of obvious retarded parenting.
User avatar #68 - zomitlu (14 hours ago) [-]
got a source on that pic?

also I agree with you, overpopulation needs to be sorted

along with genetic diseases and other such issues that are holding back humanity
#90 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
True enough there, as 'sad' as it might be, it'd be better in the long run to sterilize carriers of Parkinsons / Down Syndrome and other such stuff.. Sounds pretty severe, but it doesn't need to involve killing people, just preventing undesirables being born, I guess.

Problem is, people don't like losing their liberty or at least their illusion of liberty, so it's not really possible. A man can dream, however.
User avatar #83 - knarta (11 hours ago) [-]
Hitler couldn't have said it better
#75 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Iron sky
#47 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
start by killing yourself
#44 - satansferret (17 hours ago) [-]
Killing undesirables is a good way to stop them from producing offspring.
#107 - i guess you're right, it would be the responsible thing to do … 21 hours ago on remember when.. 0
#9 - don't read if you haven't watched it. is it the one…  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on mfw spending the entire day... 0
User avatar #28 - duvallwhitey (12 hours ago) [-]
I think you're thinking of Dead Alive. Fucking horrible movie, I thought it was gross.
User avatar #21 - dawggz (15 hours ago) [-]
No one got bitten, they just turned to zombie after the Auschwitz-like furnace spreaded the material all over the living people.
User avatar #12 - gabrielcortez (19 hours ago) [-]
I don't remember anyone who got bit and slowly turned into a zombie but the two who opened the sealed military cannisters which were holding that wicked basement zombie got infected by the gas and slowly turned into zombies.
User avatar #16 - konradkurze (19 hours ago) [-]
actually, one of the guys was about to boast how great the US army's engineers were making them leak-proof...slapped one of the cans and it immediately leaked all over him
User avatar #61 - gabrielcortez (7 hours ago) [-]
That's what I said, not as detailed but I got the jist of it with the basement and the gas and stuff didn't I?
#97 - It's not like the military calls him or any other president wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 21 hours ago on remember when.. +1
User avatar #100 - thegrimgenius (21 hours ago) [-]
Also, I agree with you, but just saying, he should've at least said sorry.
#117 - killmoves (21 hours ago) [-]
But then we might as well be Canada.
User avatar #99 - thegrimgenius (21 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but workers don't tell their CEO if they break a product delivering it, they just tell their manager who handles it. But the company still gives an apology.
User avatar #107 - strifethethird (21 hours ago) [-]
i guess you're right, it would be the responsible thing to do for your countries/companies reputation, But honestly i still wouldn't do it.
#91 - You guys know that Bush didn't control the military right? I g…  [+] (9 new replies) 22 hours ago on remember when.. 0
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User avatar #94 - thegrimgenius (22 hours ago) [-]
He's commander in chief.
User avatar #151 - chism (19 hours ago) [-]
he wasnt the president... Reagan was
User avatar #152 - thegrimgenius (19 hours ago) [-]
Just realized the date, but he was vice pres, and became pres very soon after. Guess that's what got me.
User avatar #97 - strifethethird (21 hours ago) [-]
It's not like the military calls him or any other president when there is a threat to see what he wants them to do, that's what Military Generals are for.
It's not like they're gonna be like
"Mr. President there's an unknown Aircraft heading our way, what should we do? you got 2 minutes to make up your mind"
President: "hold on i got 30 seconds to figure out if we should raid that building that might have nuclear warheads"

The military pretty much acts on their own, unless it's something like raiding the home of a known terrorist who might have political hostages or something.
User avatar #100 - thegrimgenius (21 hours ago) [-]
Also, I agree with you, but just saying, he should've at least said sorry.
#117 - killmoves (21 hours ago) [-]
But then we might as well be Canada.
User avatar #99 - thegrimgenius (21 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but workers don't tell their CEO if they break a product delivering it, they just tell their manager who handles it. But the company still gives an apology.
User avatar #107 - strifethethird (21 hours ago) [-]
i guess you're right, it would be the responsible thing to do for your countries/companies reputation, But honestly i still wouldn't do it.
#21 - if it weren't for the "you gotta pay Membership" i'd…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on :^( +2
User avatar #23 - thegrimgenius (22 hours ago) [-]
I think there's free to play servers now pyschadelicace
User avatar #58 - PVTDickStryker (18 hours ago) [-]
Nope.

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User avatar #83 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
So did you ever get that money for Steam? I could provide it if you want. Not much skin off my back.
User avatar #84 to #83 - strifethethird (12/23/2012) [-]
no i wasn't able too, if you get me san andreasi can get you something with the money i do have or i'll give you Awesomenauts.
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User avatar #74 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CAT (SEELCUDOOM) >___>!!!
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User avatar #79 to #77 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
You are a bad cat. xD
NOW CALL ME. :3
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User avatar #75 to #73 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
GO AWAY SEEL! xD
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User avatar #78 to #76 - funtoast (07/21/2011) [-]
PSH! I'm family so you gotta go xD!
I already notified him to not to listsen to you on facebook.. xDD i doubt he'll listen but whatever. xD
#80 to #78 - strifethethird (07/22/2011) [-]
whats going on here?
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#46 to #45 - strifethethird (04/02/2011) [-]
why wouldn't you be?
why wouldn't you be?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - strifethethird (03/27/2011) [-]
spammer!
User avatar #37 - funtoast (02/21/2011) [-]
Tony O: !!!

Help me with a comic idea? >:U
User avatar #38 to #37 - strifethethird (02/21/2011) [-]
about what?
User avatar #39 to #38 - funtoast (02/22/2011) [-]
I dunno. :L ...

I mean, I can't think of a comic idea, how do I get an idea!!! D;
User avatar #40 to #39 - strifethethird (02/22/2011) [-]
how about a thats what she said joke?
User avatar #41 to #40 - funtoast (02/22/2011) [-]
derp. :U That seems easy :3 ...

I SHALL START TOMORROW >:D

You get deds :D
User avatar #42 to #41 - strifethethird (02/22/2011) [-]
lol ok, show me
#30 - anonymous (11/23/2010) [-]
faggot
#28 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/26/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
User avatar #29 to #28 - strifethethird (10/26/2010) [-]
thank you :)
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User avatar #32 to #31 - strifethethird (01/15/2011) [-]
haha no, i found it weird when i got the comment, i went to his page and found out he left similar comments on other ppls profiles
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User avatar #34 to #33 - strifethethird (01/15/2011) [-]
well.... idk.... he was probably scared by your awesomeness
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User avatar #36 to #35 - strifethethird (01/16/2011) [-]
hahaha, don't mention it :p
#27 - lordrosco ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
strife u whore stop getting ahead of me in level 0_o
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#8 to #7 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
NO REPLY BUTTON!?
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we must do something to bring the reply button back!!!
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wow that sucks.....   
  
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User avatar #26 to #23 - strifethethird (10/03/2010) [-]
http://humoncomics(.)com/language-lesson
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<-- thats what happened to it
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User avatar #1 - Funnyjankie **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
FUCK YOU YOU SICK FUCKING PEDO GET OFF MY FUNNYJUNK
User avatar #2 to #1 - strifethethird (10/02/2010) [-]
you serious? she's underage?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Funnyjankie **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
YES!!
I browse 4chan for funny pics and once there was a CP thread and that was one of the pics I reported there.
User avatar #4 to #3 - strifethethird (10/02/2010) [-]
i had no idea, ill take it off then
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