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#10 - Long Island Iced Teas all day everyday. Expensive though. 07/23/2014 on what's your favorite cocktail? 0
#129 - Bitch, please. Ebaumsworld started around '99 with Peanut Butt…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG +2
#136 - blayneket (07/18/2014) [-]
Omfg. Ive never seen anyone else who has been to eBaums.
I still go every day for the featured stuff.
I used to play the games all the time, not that they exist anymore.
The former large base of users is completely gone since they remodelled the site the a generic layout and scheme years ago.
The featured content is all Buzzfeed, fact galleries and the rare, extremely shitty original content.
eBones are gone.
The only saving grace was the sites forum where you could find a few live threads worth reading.
The NSFW section was shut down a few months ago.
Lastly, never in my life have I seen such an incoherent comment section in my life.

eBaums may be older, but it died long ago.
Please FJ, I know you may think this site has died sometimes, but it hasnt.
User avatar #139 - DeathOne (07/18/2014) [-]
... did youtube commenters invade that commenting section?
User avatar #140 - blayneket (07/18/2014) [-]
No. This is eBaumsworld.
User avatar #141 - DeathOne (07/18/2014) [-]
I asked if youtube commenters invaded eBaumsworld comments section.
User avatar #142 - blayneket (07/18/2014) [-]
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84214033/

No. This IS eBaumsworld.
This is just what it is like.
User avatar #143 - DeathOne (07/18/2014) [-]
.. whelp.
#144 - blayneket (07/18/2014) [-]
Obligatory.
#23 - Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on t… 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
#21 - Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
#19 - Nah, way too much fun pissing you off considering I've agreed …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #20 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Um, in a sense, drugs will help you become stupid. The end result is pretty much
How stupid you are+the amount of drugs you did=Total stupidity. So yeah.
User avatar #21 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is that stupid from just doing drugs. They are already stupid and become more stupid after doing drugs.

Why is that so hard to understand? Do I really have to break it down to a math equation for this to make sense. Should I say it in Russian perhaps?

By the way I figured out what was wrong with my keyboard so I don't need help anymore.
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
#17 - You're just not listening. Drugs can make people stupid, but n…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #18 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Why do I need to listen to you? You can't seem to follow the conversation as is. If you kept up with it I might have something to listen to, but you just aren't able to do that. That is why I say you are a good example of what not to do.

Now I'm not repeating myself anymore, so you can reply again with some dumb shit you haven't thought through and I'll ignore it, or you can save yourself some time typing said dumb shit out, and just not.
User avatar #19 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, way too much fun pissing you off considering I've agreed with you this entire time. I'm just saying there's more to it than "Hurr durr drugs make you st00pid" And I know you're not going to ignore, just simply not reply 'cause the nice little orange thing is gonna go "pop" and let you know how much of a little shit I am.

You don't need to listen to me. What you do need to do is lie down, take a deep breath, and help me figure out why the B on my keyboard is starting to fail. Like seriously this just started happening.

But on a side note just remember... there is no need to be upset. I'm just a stupid pothead and you're a closed-minded fool who only reads what they want to see.
User avatar #20 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Um, in a sense, drugs will help you become stupid. The end result is pretty much
How stupid you are+the amount of drugs you did=Total stupidity. So yeah.
User avatar #21 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is that stupid from just doing drugs. They are already stupid and become more stupid after doing drugs.

Why is that so hard to understand? Do I really have to break it down to a math equation for this to make sense. Should I say it in Russian perhaps?

By the way I figured out what was wrong with my keyboard so I don't need help anymore.
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
#15 - Learn to read. I said DRUGS ARE NOT THE ONLY ISSUE HERE from t…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #16 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
And we've flopped again back to where we started, and it's like you don't even remember what was said THAT time. It's hopeless to say anything to you, like some retarded wall. Keep it up. There are plenty of people out there that need role models of what not to do in life.
User avatar #17 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
You're just not listening. Drugs can make people stupid, but not that stupid. And seeing how this is a bs greentext from 4chan I think it's safe to assume it's being satirical.

Get off your high horse lol and quit pretending you know everything about being a role model.
User avatar #18 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Why do I need to listen to you? You can't seem to follow the conversation as is. If you kept up with it I might have something to listen to, but you just aren't able to do that. That is why I say you are a good example of what not to do.

Now I'm not repeating myself anymore, so you can reply again with some dumb shit you haven't thought through and I'll ignore it, or you can save yourself some time typing said dumb shit out, and just not.
User avatar #19 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, way too much fun pissing you off considering I've agreed with you this entire time. I'm just saying there's more to it than "Hurr durr drugs make you st00pid" And I know you're not going to ignore, just simply not reply 'cause the nice little orange thing is gonna go "pop" and let you know how much of a little shit I am.

You don't need to listen to me. What you do need to do is lie down, take a deep breath, and help me figure out why the B on my keyboard is starting to fail. Like seriously this just started happening.

But on a side note just remember... there is no need to be upset. I'm just a stupid pothead and you're a closed-minded fool who only reads what they want to see.
User avatar #20 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Um, in a sense, drugs will help you become stupid. The end result is pretty much
How stupid you are+the amount of drugs you did=Total stupidity. So yeah.
User avatar #21 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is that stupid from just doing drugs. They are already stupid and become more stupid after doing drugs.

Why is that so hard to understand? Do I really have to break it down to a math equation for this to make sense. Should I say it in Russian perhaps?

By the way I figured out what was wrong with my keyboard so I don't need help anymore.
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
#13 - Dude... chill. No, I did not literally say "high…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
You flat out say it can't be the cause, and then try saying you didn't say that at all, then "No one is that stupid from drugs" turns into "It's not likely they're that stupid from drugs"

You're starting to change your story around, and what you say is right there staring us both in the face. That does tend to get get on people's nerves when dealing with others.
User avatar #15 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Learn to read. I said DRUGS ARE NOT THE ONLY ISSUE HERE from the very beginning. I'm sure getting that fucked up is a contributor, but nobody is that retarded from ONLY drugs. Nice and bold so you can see it this time.

I'm sure you know plenty of retards who do drugs. Good for you. I do too. I also know people with masters degrees who smoked weed all through high school and college and continue to do so on a daily basis.

So let me reiterate real quick just so you get the point. No one can possibly be that stupid from only doing drugs. They're retarded already and get more even more retarded after consuming a mind-altering drug. Go figure.
User avatar #16 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
And we've flopped again back to where we started, and it's like you don't even remember what was said THAT time. It's hopeless to say anything to you, like some retarded wall. Keep it up. There are plenty of people out there that need role models of what not to do in life.
User avatar #17 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
You're just not listening. Drugs can make people stupid, but not that stupid. And seeing how this is a bs greentext from 4chan I think it's safe to assume it's being satirical.

Get off your high horse lol and quit pretending you know everything about being a role model.
User avatar #18 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Why do I need to listen to you? You can't seem to follow the conversation as is. If you kept up with it I might have something to listen to, but you just aren't able to do that. That is why I say you are a good example of what not to do.

Now I'm not repeating myself anymore, so you can reply again with some dumb shit you haven't thought through and I'll ignore it, or you can save yourself some time typing said dumb shit out, and just not.
User avatar #19 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, way too much fun pissing you off considering I've agreed with you this entire time. I'm just saying there's more to it than "Hurr durr drugs make you st00pid" And I know you're not going to ignore, just simply not reply 'cause the nice little orange thing is gonna go "pop" and let you know how much of a little shit I am.

You don't need to listen to me. What you do need to do is lie down, take a deep breath, and help me figure out why the B on my keyboard is starting to fail. Like seriously this just started happening.

But on a side note just remember... there is no need to be upset. I'm just a stupid pothead and you're a closed-minded fool who only reads what they want to see.
User avatar #20 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Um, in a sense, drugs will help you become stupid. The end result is pretty much
How stupid you are+the amount of drugs you did=Total stupidity. So yeah.
User avatar #21 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is that stupid from just doing drugs. They are already stupid and become more stupid after doing drugs.

Why is that so hard to understand? Do I really have to break it down to a math equation for this to make sense. Should I say it in Russian perhaps?

By the way I figured out what was wrong with my keyboard so I don't need help anymore.
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
#11 - I didn't say it couldn't be the cause, I said it's highly unli…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #12 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Do you just make shit up as you go along?

"Then it's definitely something other than weed."
"Nobody is that stupid from drugs alone."

I don't see you saying "highly unlikely" and I do see you saying it couldn't be the cause. This is literally just mere lines above here that you said this. I think it's becoming more apparent how drugs affect the mind long term, even when they are "less serious".
User avatar #13 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Dude... chill.

No, I did not literally say "highly unlikely". If you want to get that technical about it, I haven't said anything at all, only typed it. This is obviously a sensitive subject for you so I'm just going to let it lie.
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
You flat out say it can't be the cause, and then try saying you didn't say that at all, then "No one is that stupid from drugs" turns into "It's not likely they're that stupid from drugs"

You're starting to change your story around, and what you say is right there staring us both in the face. That does tend to get get on people's nerves when dealing with others.
User avatar #15 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Learn to read. I said DRUGS ARE NOT THE ONLY ISSUE HERE from the very beginning. I'm sure getting that fucked up is a contributor, but nobody is that retarded from ONLY drugs. Nice and bold so you can see it this time.

I'm sure you know plenty of retards who do drugs. Good for you. I do too. I also know people with masters degrees who smoked weed all through high school and college and continue to do so on a daily basis.

So let me reiterate real quick just so you get the point. No one can possibly be that stupid from only doing drugs. They're retarded already and get more even more retarded after consuming a mind-altering drug. Go figure.
User avatar #16 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
And we've flopped again back to where we started, and it's like you don't even remember what was said THAT time. It's hopeless to say anything to you, like some retarded wall. Keep it up. There are plenty of people out there that need role models of what not to do in life.
User avatar #17 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
You're just not listening. Drugs can make people stupid, but not that stupid. And seeing how this is a bs greentext from 4chan I think it's safe to assume it's being satirical.

Get off your high horse lol and quit pretending you know everything about being a role model.
User avatar #18 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Why do I need to listen to you? You can't seem to follow the conversation as is. If you kept up with it I might have something to listen to, but you just aren't able to do that. That is why I say you are a good example of what not to do.

Now I'm not repeating myself anymore, so you can reply again with some dumb shit you haven't thought through and I'll ignore it, or you can save yourself some time typing said dumb shit out, and just not.
User avatar #19 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, way too much fun pissing you off considering I've agreed with you this entire time. I'm just saying there's more to it than "Hurr durr drugs make you st00pid" And I know you're not going to ignore, just simply not reply 'cause the nice little orange thing is gonna go "pop" and let you know how much of a little shit I am.

You don't need to listen to me. What you do need to do is lie down, take a deep breath, and help me figure out why the B on my keyboard is starting to fail. Like seriously this just started happening.

But on a side note just remember... there is no need to be upset. I'm just a stupid pothead and you're a closed-minded fool who only reads what they want to see.
User avatar #20 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Um, in a sense, drugs will help you become stupid. The end result is pretty much
How stupid you are+the amount of drugs you did=Total stupidity. So yeah.
User avatar #21 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is that stupid from just doing drugs. They are already stupid and become more stupid after doing drugs.

Why is that so hard to understand? Do I really have to break it down to a math equation for this to make sense. Should I say it in Russian perhaps?

By the way I figured out what was wrong with my keyboard so I don't need help anymore.
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
#9 - At what point did I say weed is good?  [+] (14 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Stay in school kids 0
User avatar #10 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
You're saying it couldn't be the cause of this mishap when it kind of obviously is. That combined with your name just painfully screams that you'll want to go in that direction.
User avatar #11 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
I didn't say it couldn't be the cause, I said it's highly unlikely drugs alone are to blame. As for my name, yeah, I am a pot-head. However, I don't suggest just starting up a drug habit because I like doing it. Marijuana is a drug and it isn't as serious as others, but you still need to be careful because it can still be dangerous.
User avatar #12 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Do you just make shit up as you go along?

"Then it's definitely something other than weed."
"Nobody is that stupid from drugs alone."

I don't see you saying "highly unlikely" and I do see you saying it couldn't be the cause. This is literally just mere lines above here that you said this. I think it's becoming more apparent how drugs affect the mind long term, even when they are "less serious".
User avatar #13 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Dude... chill.

No, I did not literally say "highly unlikely". If you want to get that technical about it, I haven't said anything at all, only typed it. This is obviously a sensitive subject for you so I'm just going to let it lie.
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
You flat out say it can't be the cause, and then try saying you didn't say that at all, then "No one is that stupid from drugs" turns into "It's not likely they're that stupid from drugs"

You're starting to change your story around, and what you say is right there staring us both in the face. That does tend to get get on people's nerves when dealing with others.
User avatar #15 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Learn to read. I said DRUGS ARE NOT THE ONLY ISSUE HERE from the very beginning. I'm sure getting that fucked up is a contributor, but nobody is that retarded from ONLY drugs. Nice and bold so you can see it this time.

I'm sure you know plenty of retards who do drugs. Good for you. I do too. I also know people with masters degrees who smoked weed all through high school and college and continue to do so on a daily basis.

So let me reiterate real quick just so you get the point. No one can possibly be that stupid from only doing drugs. They're retarded already and get more even more retarded after consuming a mind-altering drug. Go figure.
User avatar #16 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
And we've flopped again back to where we started, and it's like you don't even remember what was said THAT time. It's hopeless to say anything to you, like some retarded wall. Keep it up. There are plenty of people out there that need role models of what not to do in life.
User avatar #17 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
You're just not listening. Drugs can make people stupid, but not that stupid. And seeing how this is a bs greentext from 4chan I think it's safe to assume it's being satirical.

Get off your high horse lol and quit pretending you know everything about being a role model.
User avatar #18 - flemsdfer (07/18/2014) [-]
Why do I need to listen to you? You can't seem to follow the conversation as is. If you kept up with it I might have something to listen to, but you just aren't able to do that. That is why I say you are a good example of what not to do.

Now I'm not repeating myself anymore, so you can reply again with some dumb shit you haven't thought through and I'll ignore it, or you can save yourself some time typing said dumb shit out, and just not.
User avatar #19 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, way too much fun pissing you off considering I've agreed with you this entire time. I'm just saying there's more to it than "Hurr durr drugs make you st00pid" And I know you're not going to ignore, just simply not reply 'cause the nice little orange thing is gonna go "pop" and let you know how much of a little shit I am.

You don't need to listen to me. What you do need to do is lie down, take a deep breath, and help me figure out why the B on my keyboard is starting to fail. Like seriously this just started happening.

But on a side note just remember... there is no need to be upset. I'm just a stupid pothead and you're a closed-minded fool who only reads what they want to see.
User avatar #20 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Um, in a sense, drugs will help you become stupid. The end result is pretty much
How stupid you are+the amount of drugs you did=Total stupidity. So yeah.
User avatar #21 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. So once more so the kids at home get it. No one is that stupid from just doing drugs. They are already stupid and become more stupid after doing drugs.

Why is that so hard to understand? Do I really have to break it down to a math equation for this to make sense. Should I say it in Russian perhaps?

By the way I figured out what was wrong with my keyboard so I don't need help anymore.
User avatar #22 - degrees (07/18/2014) [-]
Was it a light-up keyboard? Those things blow, my tab has been broken for weeks and I can't fix it unless I replace the whole damn thing.
User avatar #23 - stonerjesus (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just old as shit and the key doesn't sit evenly on the receiver so I just need to push a little harder to the right. Either that or something may be stuck beneath it.
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User avatar #1 - paradox (12/11/2012) [-]
you are awesome
User avatar #2 to #1 - stonerjesus (12/11/2012) [-]
Thank you, sir. You're awesome as well
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