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Video Games Played: skyrim, MW1, MW2, Minecraft, Katawa Shoujo, Dead Space, The Walking Dead
X-box Gamertag: nightmare1034
PSN: OpTicShadowz
Date Signed Up:12/12/2012
Last Login:10/28/2014
Location:Chicago
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Content Ranking:#11819
Highest Content Rank:#2297
Highest Comment Rank:#3748
Content Thumbs: 1304 total,  1487 ,  183
Comment Thumbs: 1799 total,  2032 ,  233
Content Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:97756
Times Content Favorited:78 times
Total Comments Made:619
FJ Points:3088
Favorite Tags: 4Chan (4) | i (2) | Love (2)

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    Uploaded: 11/02/13
    Don't you just hate that? Don't you just hate that?
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    Me in math class Me in math class
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    Uploaded: 07/08/14
    Yes, yes he did Yes, yes he did
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    /b/ /b/
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    They're Minerals They're Minerals
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    West Korea is Best Korea West Korea is Best Korea
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latest user's comments

#12 - Penetrate her directly in the vagina 09/25/2014 on Oh you know 0
#6 - Ey man watch that **** . It aint cool. He was my b… 09/21/2014 on R.I.P. 0
#3 - la capone. one of my best childhood friends. He died last year…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on R.I.P. 0
User avatar #4 - rightwinger (09/18/2014) [-]
ok, sorry for your loss.
#1 - I am Groot  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2014 on I am Treebeard 0
User avatar #12 - gravelork (08/18/2014) [-]
We are Groot
#2 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2014) [-]
I am Groot.
User avatar #6 - fatspartan (08/18/2014) [-]
We are Groot.
User avatar #5 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
No, I'm Spartacus.
#14 - kristofe (08/18/2014) [-]
No, i am Spartacus.
User avatar #8 - gentlemanofbacon (08/18/2014) [-]
No, this is patrick
User avatar #10 - psychotayto (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm batman
#13 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2014) [-]
Timmy!
#109 - We are groot 08/18/2014 on for science -1
#100 - I am groot  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on for science -3
#108 - huntergriff (08/18/2014) [-]
No, you are a stonedplatypus
User avatar #109 - stonedplatypus (08/18/2014) [-]
We are groot
#70 - O- master race 07/23/2014 on scumbag dna +1
#103 - GD is Gangster Disciple BD is Black Disciple 07/23/2014 on Wat 0
#86 - >See GD and the rakes tagged all over the place but theres …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Wat +2
#105 - flipped (08/04/2014) [-]
#98 - gokusdog (07/22/2014) [-]
What does GD and BD stand for
User avatar #103 - stonedplatypus (07/23/2014) [-]
GD is Gangster Disciple
BD is Black Disciple
User avatar #89 - Cleavland Steamer (07/22/2014) [-]
theres this crackhead on my block who keeps harassing me. i beat his ass with a wet floor sign once and last week he followed me into the liquor store and i was this close to knocking his face in with a glass bottle before the clerks dragged him out
#84 - > Sometime around February >Me and bro chillin, wal…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Wat +2
User avatar #86 - stonedplatypus (07/22/2014) [-]
>See GD and the rakes tagged all over the place but theres nobody around
>everything is completely silent except for the occasional car and the echo of the homeless dude screaming
>Decide why the fuck not? and go into apartment cuz its cold and i wanna take my sweatshirt off
>Get in and see a little over a dub sitting on a flipped over table
>FUCKYES
>Smoke everything except for maybe a dime (this took a while)
>got so high i forgot to take my sweatshirt off and now im burning up
>Just as I'm unzipping my sweatshirt hear movement outside
>See homeless guy in the alley through the holes in the fence and we make eye contact>His face turns redder than an albino person who spent the whole day in Cancun with no sunscreen
>He hops the fence and at the same time i hear the door in the front open
>Shit its GDs
>They see me, bro, who passed out on the floor, and\ homeless guy
>Think I'm done for
>They start beating the shit out of homeless guy as I wake bro up
>Homeless guy is left on the ground bleeding like crazy and they start to walk towards us
>One of them helps bro up and the others come towards me
>GD 1 says "hey man you lucky we was here. On GD that fucker a looney"
>"yea is all I manage"
>"iight well y'all GDs better get outa here man
>We leave still high
>Realize that I still have my sweatshirt on
>If I had taken it off the GDs would've seen my BD tats
>Getting stoned saved me
#105 - flipped (08/04/2014) [-]
#98 - gokusdog (07/22/2014) [-]
What does GD and BD stand for
User avatar #103 - stonedplatypus (07/23/2014) [-]
GD is Gangster Disciple
BD is Black Disciple
User avatar #89 - Cleavland Steamer (07/22/2014) [-]
theres this crackhead on my block who keeps harassing me. i beat his ass with a wet floor sign once and last week he followed me into the liquor store and i was this close to knocking his face in with a glass bottle before the clerks dragged him out
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