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Date Signed Up:12/12/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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    Uploaded: 11/02/13
    Don't you just hate that? Don't you just hate that?
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    Uploaded: 11/02/13
    Me in math class Me in math class
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    Uploaded: 07/08/14
    Yes, yes he did Yes, yes he did
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    Uploaded: 07/09/14
    /b/ /b/
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    They're Minerals They're Minerals
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    West Korea is Best Korea West Korea is Best Korea
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#70 - O- master race 19 hours ago on scumbag dna 0
#103 - GD is Gangster Disciple BD is Black Disciple 20 hours ago on Wat 0
#86 - >See GD and the rakes tagged all over the place but theres …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Wat +2
#98 - gokusdog (07/22/2014) [-]
What does GD and BD stand for
User avatar #103 - stonedplatypus (20 hours ago) [-]
GD is Gangster Disciple
BD is Black Disciple
User avatar #89 - Cleavland Steamer (07/22/2014) [-]
theres this crackhead on my block who keeps harassing me. i beat his ass with a wet floor sign once and last week he followed me into the liquor store and i was this close to knocking his face in with a glass bottle before the clerks dragged him out
#84 - > Sometime around February >Me and bro chillin, wal…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Wat +2
User avatar #86 - stonedplatypus (07/22/2014) [-]
>See GD and the rakes tagged all over the place but theres nobody around
>everything is completely silent except for the occasional car and the echo of the homeless dude screaming
>Decide why the fuck not? and go into apartment cuz its cold and i wanna take my sweatshirt off
>Get in and see a little over a dub sitting on a flipped over table
>FUCKYES
>Smoke everything except for maybe a dime (this took a while)
>got so high i forgot to take my sweatshirt off and now im burning up
>Just as I'm unzipping my sweatshirt hear movement outside
>See homeless guy in the alley through the holes in the fence and we make eye contact>His face turns redder than an albino person who spent the whole day in Cancun with no sunscreen
>He hops the fence and at the same time i hear the door in the front open
>Shit its GDs
>They see me, bro, who passed out on the floor, and\ homeless guy
>Think I'm done for
>They start beating the shit out of homeless guy as I wake bro up
>Homeless guy is left on the ground bleeding like crazy and they start to walk towards us
>One of them helps bro up and the others come towards me
>GD 1 says "hey man you lucky we was here. On GD that fucker a looney"
>"yea is all I manage"
>"iight well y'all GDs better get outa here man
>We leave still high
>Realize that I still have my sweatshirt on
>If I had taken it off the GDs would've seen my BD tats
>Getting stoned saved me
#98 - gokusdog (07/22/2014) [-]
What does GD and BD stand for
User avatar #103 - stonedplatypus (20 hours ago) [-]
GD is Gangster Disciple
BD is Black Disciple
User avatar #89 - Cleavland Steamer (07/22/2014) [-]
theres this crackhead on my block who keeps harassing me. i beat his ass with a wet floor sign once and last week he followed me into the liquor store and i was this close to knocking his face in with a glass bottle before the clerks dragged him out
#78 - I love this gif. can you guess why?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Wat +1
#81 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
no idea
#203 - Suffocated by the internet.... 07/21/2014 on Annoyed by my family 0
#9 - and that means what exactly  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Music 0
User avatar #10 - nimba (07/20/2014) [-]
It's what you listen to when jokes don't go over your head
#4 - and why do you say that  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Music 0
User avatar #5 - nimba (07/20/2014) [-]
because I'm edgy and cool
User avatar #9 - stonedplatypus (07/20/2014) [-]
and that means what exactly
User avatar #10 - nimba (07/20/2014) [-]
It's what you listen to when jokes don't go over your head
#446 - Stuff Something Somewhere Maybe 07/20/2014 on Answer this +3
#708 - 17 Male. Just got home from a turnt day with my homie. Probabl… 07/19/2014 on friday night FJ feels +1
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