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|Date Signed Up:||11/21/2011|
|Location:||Under your bed|
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Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
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Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
|Times Content Favorited:||374 times|
|Total Comments Made:||242|
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It's dusty under your bed... please come down here and clean a bit, I am starving anyway.
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|#63 - *ahem* Civilian* ... I must say though… [+] (1 new reply)||05/22/2014 on stoleurname's profile||0|
|#160 - Strumpet. Google it. [+] (1 new reply)||05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact||0|
|#159 - Si señor. Well spotted I must say.||05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact||0|
|#61 - I got a quest from god, sent on a mighty mule of the burrito h… [+] (3 new replies)||05/22/2014 on stoleurname's profile||0|
#62 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
|#155 - Don't be a strumpet, kind sir. [+] (3 new replies)||05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact||+1|
|#152 - Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis* Yes. T… [+] (7 new replies)||05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact||+2|
|#148 - Piss* [+] (9 new replies)||05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact||0|
|#142 - Piece* [+] (12 new replies)||05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact||+1|
|#22 - Picture||05/07/2013 on another long dog post||0|
|#8 - I love you!||02/17/2013 on Doing a favor for my friend.||+5|
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