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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
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It's dusty under your bed... please come down here and clean a bit, I am starving anyway.

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#63 - *ahem* Civilian* ... I must say though…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on stoleurname's profile 0
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#64 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
ahah, thanks, took me a while to copy and paste it
i cri all th tiem at my lack of creativitee
#160 - Strumpet. Google it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact 0
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#162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#159 - Si señor. Well spotted I must say. 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact 0
#61 - I got a quest from god, sent on a mighty mule of the burrito h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on stoleurname's profile 0
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#62 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
civilian?
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
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#63 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
*ahem*

Civilian*
...

I must say though, impressive speech.
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#64 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
ahah, thanks, took me a while to copy and paste it
i cri all th tiem at my lack of creativitee
#155 - Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact +1
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#156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
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#160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
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#162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#152 - Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis* Yes. T…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact +2
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#158 - Alchemyst (05/22/2014) [-]
That's the lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, right?
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#159 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Si señor.

Well spotted I must say.
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#154 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
paedomorphism*
fgt lrn2spell
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#155 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.
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#156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
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#160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
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#162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#148 - Piss*  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact 0
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#150 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
poise*
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#152 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

Yes. That is a word.
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#158 - Alchemyst (05/22/2014) [-]
That's the lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, right?
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#159 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Si señor.

Well spotted I must say.
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#154 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
paedomorphism*
fgt lrn2spell
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#155 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.
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#156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
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#160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
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#162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#142 - Piece*  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact +1
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#147 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
piss*
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#148 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Piss*
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#150 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
poise*
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#152 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

Yes. That is a word.
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#158 - Alchemyst (05/22/2014) [-]
That's the lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, right?
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#159 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Si señor.

Well spotted I must say.
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#154 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
paedomorphism*
fgt lrn2spell
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#155 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.
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#156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
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#160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
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#162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
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#68 - furrypuppy (05/28/2015) [-]
I miss our music nights.
#66 - furryflava (05/22/2014) [-]
Jesus H. Christ that drawing I did of you was ****.
How've you been? Haven't spoken in a while, don't even know if you ever came back on fj until today
#59 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
how long have you been away for
then suddenly you come back to correct a man saying "peace" instead of "piece"
#61 to #59 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
I got a quest from god, sent on a mighty mule of the burrito harvester.
He told me these words.

"Art thou a toaster. If not, bring thy happiness to the subhuman, known as Bogbean."

You're welcome.
My main quest is complete. Now move on civilian.
#62 to #61 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
civilian?
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
#63 to #62 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
*ahem*

Civilian*
...

I must say though, impressive speech.
#64 to #63 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
ahah, thanks, took me a while to copy and paste it
i cri all th tiem at my lack of creativitee
#58 - furryfuntimes (02/16/2013) [-]
Hello?
#57 - furrypuppy (09/18/2012) [-]
Ima head home now sweety. Speak to you later! <3
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#60 to #52 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
what happened to its crotch
#65 to #60 - furryflava (05/22/2014) [-]
oh god why did you have to remind me of my ****** art e.e
good lord what an embarrassment
#67 to #65 - bogbean (05/23/2014) [-]
i did nut mean to hurt you </3
#54 to #52 - stoleurname (09/03/2012) [-]
That's awesome! :D
Sorry for the slow response... I had to get home first x)
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#56 to #55 - stoleurname (09/03/2012) [-]
Thumbs up :'3
#51 - stoleurname (08/31/2012) [-]
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mgyowyi6jf4ween
#47 - thecuriousone (08/23/2012) [-]
Sorry if some of my band's videos are a bit "meh". xD
Half of them were recorded on a camcorder.
#48 to #47 - stoleurname (08/23/2012) [-]
I can see x) but it's still awesome! :D
#49 to #48 - thecuriousone (08/23/2012) [-]
Thanks X3
oh. and to answer your question, I'm the guitar player/singer xP
#50 to #49 - stoleurname (08/23/2012) [-]
Nice! :D
#35 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
HERE IT IS! X3
#36 to #35 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
Th-that looks freaking epic!!!!! O_O''
#38 to #36 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
BOOM! here it is! x3
#39 to #38 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
That is awesome looking! How can you draw so fast and so well? O_O
#40 to #39 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
Fast? I've worked on it since 11:30 am x3 Which is now; 4 and a half hours :3

And well, Practice, I guess?
#41 to #40 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
I can take me more hours stretched over several days to get the same result... Or something... Y_Y

Thumbs up for you good sir! You are awesome :'3
#42 to #41 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
This is funny, btw x3
#43 to #42 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
That's alot of evolution right there! x)
#44 to #43 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
I'd say so too, yus x3
#45 to #44 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
*highfive* :D
#46 to #45 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
*high fives back*
#37 to #36 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
Haha thank you.. x3 When will you be home?
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