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#63 - *ahem* Civilian* ... I must say though…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on stoleurname's profile 0
User avatar #64 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
ahah, thanks, took me a while to copy and paste it
i cri all th tiem at my lack of creativitee
#160 - Strumpet. Google it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact 0
User avatar #162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#159 - Si señor. Well spotted I must say. 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact 0
#61 - I got a quest from god, sent on a mighty mule of the burrito h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on stoleurname's profile 0
User avatar #62 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
civilian?
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
User avatar #63 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
*ahem*

Civilian*
...

I must say though, impressive speech.
User avatar #64 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
ahah, thanks, took me a while to copy and paste it
i cri all th tiem at my lack of creativitee
#155 - Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact +1
User avatar #156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
User avatar #160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
User avatar #162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#152 - Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis* Yes. T…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact +2
User avatar #158 - Alchemyst (05/22/2014) [-]
That's the lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, right?
User avatar #159 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Si señor.

Well spotted I must say.
User avatar #154 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
paedomorphism*
fgt lrn2spell
User avatar #155 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.
User avatar #156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
User avatar #160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
User avatar #162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#148 - Piss*  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact 0
User avatar #150 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
poise*
User avatar #152 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

Yes. That is a word.
User avatar #158 - Alchemyst (05/22/2014) [-]
That's the lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, right?
User avatar #159 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Si señor.

Well spotted I must say.
User avatar #154 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
paedomorphism*
fgt lrn2spell
User avatar #155 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.
User avatar #156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
User avatar #160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
User avatar #162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
#142 - Piece*  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2014 on RIP Phanact +1
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User avatar #147 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
piss*
User avatar #148 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Piss*
User avatar #150 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
poise*
User avatar #152 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

Yes. That is a word.
User avatar #158 - Alchemyst (05/22/2014) [-]
That's the lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, right?
User avatar #159 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Si señor.

Well spotted I must say.
User avatar #154 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
paedomorphism*
fgt lrn2spell
User avatar #155 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be a strumpet, kind sir.
User avatar #156 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
crumpet*
User avatar #160 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
Strumpet.

Google it.
User avatar #162 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
i know what a strumpet is, you strumpet
but it's better to have a crumpet
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#8 - I love you! 02/17/2013 on Doing a favor for my friend. +5
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User avatar #66 - furryflava (05/22/2014) [-]
Jesus H. Christ that drawing I did of you was **** .
How've you been? Haven't spoken in a while, don't even know if you ever came back on fj until today
User avatar #59 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
how long have you been away for
then suddenly you come back to correct a man saying "peace" instead of "piece"
User avatar #61 to #59 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
I got a quest from god, sent on a mighty mule of the burrito harvester.
He told me these words.

"Art thou a toaster. If not, bring thy happiness to the subhuman, known as Bogbean."

You're welcome.
My main quest is complete. Now move on civilian.
User avatar #62 to #61 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
civilian?
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
User avatar #63 to #62 - stoleurname (05/22/2014) [-]
*ahem*

Civilian*
...

I must say though, impressive speech.
User avatar #64 to #63 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
ahah, thanks, took me a while to copy and paste it
i cri all th tiem at my lack of creativitee
User avatar #58 - furryfuntimes (02/16/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #57 - furrypuppy (09/18/2012) [-]
Ima head home now sweety. Speak to you later! <3
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User avatar #60 to #52 - bogbean (05/22/2014) [-]
what happened to its crotch
User avatar #65 to #60 - furryflava (05/22/2014) [-]
oh god why did you have to remind me of my ****** art e.e
good lord what an embarrassment
User avatar #67 to #65 - bogbean (05/23/2014) [-]
i did nut mean to hurt you </3
User avatar #54 to #52 - stoleurname (09/03/2012) [-]
That's awesome! :D
Sorry for the slow response... I had to get home first x)
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User avatar #56 to #55 - stoleurname (09/03/2012) [-]
Thumbs up :'3
User avatar #51 - stoleurname (08/31/2012) [-]
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mgyowyi6jf4ween
User avatar #47 - thecuriousone (08/23/2012) [-]
Sorry if some of my band's videos are a bit "meh". xD
Half of them were recorded on a camcorder.
User avatar #48 to #47 - stoleurname (08/23/2012) [-]
I can see x) but it's still awesome! :D
User avatar #49 to #48 - thecuriousone (08/23/2012) [-]
Thanks X3
oh. and to answer your question, I'm the guitar player/singer xP
User avatar #50 to #49 - stoleurname (08/23/2012) [-]
Nice! :D
#35 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
HERE IT IS! X3
User avatar #36 to #35 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
Th-that looks freaking epic!!!!! O_O''
#38 to #36 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
BOOM! here it is! x3
User avatar #39 to #38 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
That is awesome looking! How can you draw so fast and so well? O_O
User avatar #40 to #39 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
Fast? I've worked on it since 11:30 am x3 Which is now; 4 and a half hours :3

And well, Practice, I guess?
User avatar #41 to #40 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
I can take me more hours stretched over several days to get the same result... Or something... Y_Y

Thumbs up for you good sir! You are awesome :'3
#42 to #41 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
This is funny, btw x3
User avatar #43 to #42 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
That's alot of evolution right there! x)
User avatar #44 to #43 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
I'd say so too, yus x3
User avatar #45 to #44 - stoleurname (08/21/2012) [-]
*highfive* :D
User avatar #46 to #45 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
*high fives back*
User avatar #37 to #36 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
Haha thank you.. x3 When will you be home?
User avatar #34 - furrypuppy (08/21/2012) [-]
The sketch is starting to look epic.. x3
User avatar #33 - stoleurname (08/17/2012) [-]
http:// yaoihaven. wetpaint . com /page /Nimin +Fetish +Fantasy
#21 - ironfur (08/16/2012) [-]
<3....X3, I made this for ya


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User avatar #22 to #21 - stoleurname (08/16/2012) [-]
I...
I don't even have words to describe how sweet that is!! <33
*kisses and hugs tight!!*
User avatar #23 to #22 - ironfur (08/16/2012) [-]
*squee!* Im glad you like it!! <33 *kisses and boops your nose*
User avatar #24 to #23 - stoleurname (08/16/2012) [-]
I really really like it... :'3 <333
*Giggles by the boop*
#25 to #24 - ironfur (08/16/2012) [-]
I really liked the poem so I thought I should make this for you! x) *huggles you* Can I put this on deviantart? Or do you not want anyone to see the poem, err :3
User avatar #26 to #25 - stoleurname (08/16/2012) [-]
You like it so much? o//o
and ofcourse you may!! :'D
User avatar #27 to #26 - ironfur (08/16/2012) [-]
Yes! That poem was so beautiful, I could feel the emotions in I just loved it! X3 and YAY!! :D <3
User avatar #28 to #27 - stoleurname (08/16/2012) [-]
:'D <3
User avatar #20 - stoleurname (08/16/2012) [-]
http://daily.hardblush.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/randum.jpg
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User avatar #12 to #11 - stoleurname (08/08/2012) [-]
#37652 to #37649 - stoleurname ONLINE (0 minutes ago)
Have to be just a tad polite...
You are quite cute aswell x)
*huggles*
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May I ask why? ^^'
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