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stijnybe

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980499019
Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:netherlands
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#22 - I asked nicely  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on NEW FALLOUT 4 SCREEN SHOT! +1
#23 - fazbearxplain (06/29/2015) [-]
#16 - It's okay, I fool a lot of people with my MS paint skills  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on NEW FALLOUT 4 SCREEN SHOT! +3
User avatar #17 - thematthew (06/28/2015) [-]
it's ok, as you can see in the oc, mine are off the fucking charts.
#10 - Dont know about you but i got mine already installed on my pc  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on NEW FALLOUT 4 SCREEN SHOT! +9
#19 - fazbearxplain (06/29/2015) [-]
So did you manage to hack yourself a beta copy or early access or what? Either way I must learn your secret!
User avatar #22 - stijnybe (06/29/2015) [-]
I asked nicely
#23 - fazbearxplain (06/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #15 - thematthew (06/28/2015) [-]
i'm so stupid, i thought this was a joke about me missing the falloutNV at the top left.
i get it now, but damn if i am not a clever man.
User avatar #16 - stijnybe (06/28/2015) [-]
It's okay, I fool a lot of people with my MS paint skills
User avatar #17 - thematthew (06/28/2015) [-]
it's ok, as you can see in the oc, mine are off the fucking charts.
#58 - Nope! It's a commercial for some kind of optic illusions toy, … 06/27/2015 on just one glass +1
#91 - "However, due to mutation, they have lost their color-ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Well this happaned +17
User avatar #102 - nerduin (06/22/2015) [-]
Can't imagine what I can't see
#9 - here u go sweety <3  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Streaker +1
User avatar #13 - greenimp (06/11/2015) [-]
Cheers love.
#13 - Isn´t it obvious enough that you shouldn't do the *******…  [+] (44 new replies) 06/09/2015 on What not to do in 15 countries +844
User avatar #657 - iphraem (06/09/2015) [-]
I m german and I have never heard of that.
#606 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Truth doesn't fear investigation:

#547 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Hitler did something wrong?
User avatar #339 - mrwalkerfour (06/09/2015) [-]
you can bet they get alot of fucking neo nazi toursits, who come thinking its gonna be like a nazi heaven for some stupid reason, they'll pose at the Hitler speech sites and do the salute. they are dumb as fuck like that
#445 - ThrowBrik (06/09/2015) [-]
I like how ironic your profile picture is mate.
User avatar #316 - lazorman (06/09/2015) [-]
My sister's German boyfriend once told me of this time when he raised his hand during a public event to signal his friend to come over to him
an old man slapped his arm down and yelled at him "no! that looks like nazi! I lived through that!"

it's not a joke, this is the most serious thing to them (and Germans are pretty serious to being with)
User avatar #222 - spacehawk (06/09/2015) [-]
I once saw a guy do it at the fucking jewish memorial in Berlin. Never underestimate the stupidity of man.
User avatar #91 - scorcho (06/09/2015) [-]
if you are a foreigner and i see you do the nazi salute, expect to get beat up.
#642 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
That's exactly what a nazi would do.
User avatar #647 - scorcho (06/09/2015) [-]
i think i need to explain. I'm not a nazi, quite the contrary. But if you come to this country, and think it is funny to make do a nazi salute or yell "heil hitler", you are an asshole. We payed for our history, we learned from it, and if you come here just to mock us, you can go fuck yourself.
User avatar #666 - xxjmacxx (06/10/2015) [-]
Oh boo hoo we made a mistake and want to forget about it.

Listen, Hans, slavery in our country is over 100 years old and black people are STILL blaming us. Get over yourself.
User avatar #671 - scorcho (06/10/2015) [-]
and do i come to your country, burgerfresser, and pose around with whips and black people? No? Have a little respect, how about that?
Dummer Buschficker.
User avatar #675 - xxjmacxx (06/10/2015) [-]
No, because we have too many Jews.
User avatar #677 - scorcho (06/10/2015) [-]
That doesn't even make sense.
Friss scheiße du dummer amerikaner
User avatar #270 - mexicandudeinsd (06/09/2015) [-]
why ?
User avatar #356 - angelisk (06/09/2015) [-]
Why beat up foreigners, or why beat up people who do the nazi salute?
User avatar #362 - mexicandudeinsd (06/09/2015) [-]
why beat up people who do nazi salute in germany?
#377 - angelisk (06/09/2015) [-]
Well idunno, it's not like you're really making a statement with it, you'll just look like a total asshole who has absolutely no idea or comprehension of history. And provocating people without a cause has a tendency to incite anger to rational people.
User avatar #621 - scorcho (06/09/2015) [-]
-44 thumbs for not wanting assholes to mock me.
welcome to funnyjunk
#627 - angelisk (06/09/2015) [-]
>>#277

It might be the phrasing of your comment, but most are probably from edgemasters who just wanna go to Germany to provoke by doing excactly just that, so don't worry.
#444 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I think the word you'really looking for is ignorance. <3
User avatar #262 - electronicbacon (06/09/2015) [-]
Not picking sides or anything, just wondering.
Why the downvotes?
#637 - scorcho has deleted their comment.
#532 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
cause he's trying to be a hard cunt
#277 - rtorc (06/09/2015) [-]
just say "if you do the nazi salute I'll beat you up"... punching foreigners is what got us in trouble in the first place
User avatar #639 - scorcho (06/09/2015) [-]
if foreigners do it, it is 99% mockery, neo nazis are beyond saving anyway
#539 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
#209 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
what if Im just looking for kyle?
#654 - pistachioofdoom (06/09/2015) [-]
They mark two different heights.
Either Kyle is Super Mario or we have a case of Shrodinger's Kyle.
#730 - pigsnax (06/10/2015) [-]
Why doesn't this comment have more thumbs?
#729 - zanybruh (06/10/2015) [-]
#74 - emkultra (06/09/2015) [-]
You used to get in trouble for NOT doing it, now you get in trouble FOR doing it! How are people supposed to know??
#651 - firesky (06/09/2015) [-]
If the leader has a beard... No wait, Merkel probably has one, too. Forget it.
User avatar #26 - stormietheraver (06/09/2015) [-]
its also illegal to deny the holocaust in germany
#31 - mcfattyfatty (06/09/2015) [-]
Everyone was on vacation!
#17 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
you'd be surprised how dumb people can be. 2 things are endless in this world, the universe and human stupidity don't recall who said that and I'm paraphrasing.
#712 - alarubra (06/10/2015) [-]
Ben Franklin
#224 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
And the first one is debatable.
User avatar #166 - frenulum (06/09/2015) [-]
'the UNIVERSE is 1 of the endless things in this WORLD'
#141 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Albert Einstein said that, and you missed the best part of it:

"...and I'm not so sure about the universe."
User avatar #44 - platinumaltaria (06/09/2015) [-]
3 things; there is also my dick.
User avatar #93 - scio (06/09/2015) [-]
Well infinitecimal is a kind of endlessness
User avatar #502 - endlessness (06/09/2015) [-]
You summoned me
#106 - platinumaltaria (06/09/2015) [-]
How could you? Misspelling infinitesimal like that? snape kills dumbledore
#99 - This is basically free thumbs for everyone commenting 06/07/2015 on Fallout 4 giveaway +5
#4 - Robots from boston you say?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on DARPA is livestreaming +5
#9 - savageoro (06/07/2015) [-]
the androids are better
#8 - **** yeah 06/07/2015 on Let's make some music 0

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#19 - stijnverheye (07/31/2013) [-]
A Stijn companion
#20 to #19 - stijnybe ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes.
#21 to #20 - stijnverheye (07/31/2013) [-]
Stijn masterrace
User avatar #22 to #21 - stijnybe ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Glory to the Stijns
#1 - blartonfairweather (10/30/2012) [-]
How's it hanging?
How's it hanging?
User avatar #2 to #1 - stijnybe ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
who's this?
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (10/30/2012) [-]
This be Blarton.   
   
Who this be?
This be Blarton.

Who this be?
#4 to #3 - stijnybe ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
why hello there!
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (10/30/2012) [-]
O hallo!
O hallo!
#6 to #5 - stijnybe ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
why did you choose my profile to comment on?
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (10/30/2012) [-]
You accepted my friend request and I am bored so I decided to    
talk to you c:
You accepted my friend request and I am bored so I decided to
talk to you c:
#8 to #7 - stijnybe ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
oh, well i was just about to go to sleep so this will be my last post
#9 to #8 - blartonfairweather (10/30/2012) [-]
Oh, haha, alright man, goodnight, talk to ya later c:
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