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|#5 - haha you're so strong and manly [+] (37 new replies)||02/18/2015 on fuk da police||+3|
#10 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
You're a faggy piece of shit.
Also, the gayest man I know is a mechanic. He runs the shop and has 2 female employees, along with 2 manly men. It doesn't matter what gender you are or whether you're a manly man or not, it matters how good your mechanical skills and knowledge are.
#13 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Am I talking about sexuality? NOPE. Learn to read, meathead. I mentioned it, but it ends there. I'm saying that being a manly man is not at all important. I'm saying that the gayest guy I know, who is exactly what you'd expect (feminine, prancy, stereotypical gay man with perfect hair and a sing-songy voice) owns a very successful business. He, along with his team, which includes two (straight) females are great mechanics. So your job does not require being strong and manly.
You're an idiot who likes looking at anyone who is younger and saying negative shit about them. I'm 21 years old, and yet I don't spend my time hating 13 year olds. Do they suck? Some of them. Some aspects of their little teenager culture sucks ass. But they're not punks and boys under 17 aren't girls or whatever.
And I don't even have an account, I've never made one and I'm not gonna make one just to reply to your dumb ass.
#15 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
"Your job does not require being strong and manly." Because being a mechanic requires no strength. Right. Also, women can't be strong.
Are you done tripping over your own cognitive dissonance? I have things to laugh at other than you tonight.
#16 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm gay too so I'm sure it's okay. I condone it. I'm the queen of gays.
It doesn't require being strong and manly, obviously, as your dumb ass is weak and you're basically a pussy.
Of course you need some physical strength, yet I'm strong and can't lift half the shit in the shop whereas the girls who look like weaklings figure out how to successfully do their jobs quickly and properly.
You're an idiot who thinks he's special and cool. You probably wear a fedora. But I'm here to tell you that you're not cool, at all. I don't care how historically manly your job is, or how much money you make at that job, or how manly you might appear (note: neckbeards aren't manly).
You seem like you never leave the house, dude. You obviously have never met a teenager before, a lot of 15 year old boys look manly as fuck. A lot of them may look young, but act like adults. And a lot of adults are little shits, like you!
#20 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
Do your friends know you talk about them like this? Honestly, the way you talk about your friend and his employees is making me cringe.
I do not think I'm special or cool, because that would be the first step towards being a fuck-up at my job, which I take far more pride in than myself. People's lives and welfare are in my hands, and making assumptions based on ego can kill. Thank god someone like you isn't in my shoes.
Also, way to drag out calling me a fedora'd neckbeard. Maybe you can come up with something that isn't so desperate if you stopped acting like an asshole and actually learned about other people, rather than drawing conclusions based solely on their appearance.
#24 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
I talk how I talk. There's nothing wrong with how I talk. If you are uncomfortable, that's your thing. I work with 3 other gay ladies in my part time job, we all call it the dyke corner (of the store) and I was not the one to come up with that. I have so much respect for my friend and his employees. He's a great guy if you can stand how stereotypically gay he is. His female employees are very nice and hard working. His male employees are impressively polite and cool for strong mechanic guys.
You do think you're cool, obviously. If you can't see your ego, that's a serious problem. I'm sure you're a good mechanic and you take your job seriously. However, you're a fuckface on the internet. Can you honestly say that saying "every "guy" I see anymore under the age of 17 might as well be a little girl. The next generation of children is fucked. But hey, if any of the punks try to do anything to me when everyone's lost the ability to control their shitty attitudes, I can just shatter them like chicken bones, so I have that going for me." is NOT cocky and fucking stupid? Come on...
My education and my future job depends on properly learning about other people. I understand people. You clearly don't. You literally act like a fedora wearing neckbeard. Ask 100 people to describe fedora clad neckbeards and you know the majority will say "think they're tough/great fighters/great with weapons" and "hate the mainstream AND young people" and "respect "manliness"
#28 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
Uncomfortable? No. You make the assumption that your female counterparts are less capable, and that is what disgusts me. Or maybe you thought that was an assumption that I would make based on my personal stances, which is a wrong and disgustingly offensive thing for you to assume of someone you don't know. The way you also bring up your co-workers sexuality as an argument makes that the more obvious choice.
You also fail to see the difference between being cocky and being defensive. I don't fight, practice any martial art, or even own any weapons. All I have is me, and a world surrounding me that appears to be filled with less and less trustworthy people every day, more-so because most teens seem to be raised to feed off of manipulation and greed than ever before nowadays. And I'M the one who deals with them as my customers.
I don't hate all young people. I don't respect show-offs. I'm just disappointed and burned out on the idea of trusting these kids.
Look at the ones in the picture up top and just try and tell me you'd want them caring for you in your old age.
#30 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
I am a female, and I never assumed that about any other females. Girlexplain, you seem to be able to read, please confirm for my dumb anon ass. MechanicExplain, never fully understood my point, that being "manly" and "strong" which you said is kind of important for your job is not actually important. Be disgusted all you want, you white knight, but you don't even get what I'm saying so you should calm the fuck down.
I bring up my own sexuality and theirs to prove that how I'm talking about my friend (his name is Jon and I'll refer to him as that from now on) and his sexuality, and his female employees, is not meant to be rude or offensive, even though clearly you're looking for reasons to be offended and prove by any means necessary that I'm the bad person here.
You're totally being cocky, bro. Again, sorry you can't see that, but saying that all boys under 17 are basically girls, and you could snap them like chicken bones, is not defensive. It only serves to "defend" the idea of how nuts you are.
I see those shitty teens. I do. They suck. I've worked with teens before. I was a teen a few years ago. I understand your point. But, again, all age ranges have shitty people. I would trust those kids to care for me in my old age for 2 reasons. One reason is that they're just going through a phase, acting tough in some shitty all ages club for kicks. The second reason is that they'll grow up. Do you think you were never a cringe worthy kid or a shitty youngster? Cause I guarantee that you were. We all were. I thought I was a cool dark kid when I was 9 through 11. Then I was the fangirl who obsessed over boybands and twilight and shit. Then I was the lazy as fuck high school student. Now I'm the education focused, argumentative woman I am today. I'll always have negative qualities, everyone will.
#35 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
Being respectful of other people is not white-knighting.
"Of course you need some physical strength, yet I'm strong and can't lift half the shit in the shop whereas the girls who look like weaklings figure out how to successfully do their jobs quickly and properly. "
Assuming other people are weak by appearance is shitty.
And how you can go from calling me a cocky, nutty, meathead; and then try to come to an understanding, is insane.
#38 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Your respect is appreciated but ultimately not used correctly.
Your second point is so bad that I have no response.
I'm not trying to come to any understanding, I just hope you're fucking ashamed of being such a shitty person and such a piece of shit.
#39 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm not a shitty person, and I'm not a piece of shit. I choose to act as a decent person IRL, and anyone I know can tell you this.
I made a mistake, and you came in headstrong and piled all of these blatantly false personal attacks on top of me unexpected, uninvited, and unnecessary; just because you thought it was your job or place to "take down the big manly show-off" who isn't even here. Girlexplain did what you attempted to do with a wall of asinine text, in less than two posts.
I'm not here to be a jerk to people. You seem to have different goals. Now leave me alone.
#41 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Quit that shit.
#52 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Don't be shitty, bro. No one has a place, this isn't the fucking 50s.
#54 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Oh look, Mr. Alpha male is back, huh? You can stand up for yourself all you want, but you can't tell me, a lesbian, what is and isn't my place. I'll scream homophobia and sexism like a nutjob, I don't care. No one has a place, get over it. My place is to do whatever the fuck I want, and so is yours.
#57 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm not here to tell you what your "place" is; but NOBODY, man, woman, child, elder, LGBT, or otherwise, has any right to be cruel to other people.
But, if you want to trash on me for admitting to a mistake, maybe it was a mistake to think I could trust your judgement.
#42 - girlexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
Well, I do kind of agree with that. But, to respond to your other comment, yeah, I respect MechanicExplain to a point. Not like I love him, but he said to me early on that he was ashamed. His point was bad but he admitted it quickly. Maybe it is an explain-account thing... I just have to love my brothers and sister who explain stuff.
#40 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Well, as I said, you're acting like a piece of shit. I said before that you're probably a very good mechanic and a decent guy. But a shitty person online...
I didn't come in "headstrong" or anything, nor did I want to take down the "big manly man" I just wanted to correct you. Please refer to my first post, saying that you're a faggy piece of shit was just saying how shitty you're acting in the first comment. The bulk of that comment was the explanation that what you said is totally not true. And I don't think it's my job, I think it's super entertaining to see an idiot fail so epicly AND I wanted to share Jon's story to prove that your second point sucked.
At least you admit that you made a mistake, which I respect.
Girlexplain is the queen here, clearly, but I'm just saying what she ended up saying but with more profanity and insults, whereas she seems to respect you? Must be a themed account thing, lol.
If you're not here to be a jerk, that's great. You were here to be a jerk a while ago, but if you're done and can just stick to talking about cars and shit, that'd be good, cause the weird hatred for young people that you have is just depressing and fucking stupid, basically. My goal was to show you you're an idiot, as was girlexplain's, I believe. And here you are, backing down, so clearly I was successful. You're just pissed cause a bunch of people shamed you, me included, yet I'm fun to pick on because I articulate and over explain every point and I'm an anon.
#49 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
You win the contest
#51 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Sorry bud, I just had to say that. It seems like you've become nice again. Mad respect, dog. Keep explaining mechanical stuff and remember that manliness doesn't matter and not every single teenager on the face of the earth is horrible.
#47 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Again, I'm happy you learned something. But you are backing down as well.
#31 - girlexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
I haven't read all your comments but I do believe I understand your points. You're speaking very bluntly and using terminology that some people (women and LGBT) people might find offensive, however, you're allowed to. And this isn't Tumblr. But MechExp is clearly offended, so I don't know what to say. But am I offended? Not especially.
#36 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
The oldest lesbian woman there. I came along around 8 months ago and they were already calling it the dyke corner or dyke club. The story I was told is that my/their boss said "the lesbians" once about that area/corner of the store where the oldest one and the other lesbian worked, and no one was overly offended. Then I came along and so did some other girl, and everyone was welcome with "hello, this is the tech section, AKA the dyke corner of the store. welcome! here's your schedule" and we all just went with it. I was actually a tad offended, but I learned that of course they meant no harm and they're all lesbians too, so whatever. The oldest one, who coined the term, went through the hatred of the last 30 or so years, the country wide legalisation of gay marriage and the backlash, and was disowned by her shit-tier family for being gay, so I totally support her using whatever terms she wants. Also I fucking love freedom of speech.
#33 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
#58 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
Replying to myself cause the limit was hit, but MechanicExplain, listen up. If you think I'm being cruel, but calling all boys under 17 girls and saying you could crack them like chicken bones, then saying being a mechanic requires manliness and strength, is not cruel to you, you're a goof.
Listen to me please... LEARN THE LESSON! Quiet down, give up. Listen to Temari and girlexplain and shush, and I'm going as well. Best of luck in life, stop being a piece of shit, please!
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