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#3 - Spewers covered in Vegetable Wrap-Ups  [+] (15 new replies) 07/30/2014 on mellow out bro +51
#11 - shadowgandalf (07/30/2014) [-]
Dafuq is a spewer? Tried googeling it, but all i got was slang for a vomiter and some newgroundsgame
#22 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
it's a gusher lol
#24 - shadowgandalf (07/30/2014) [-]
Which is what?
User avatar #26 - rokkarokkaali (07/30/2014) [-]
you bite it and it cums in your mouth
#29 - shadowgandalf (07/30/2014) [-]
Many things does that.
Still dosn't explain wtf those things in the picture are.
#36 - whitebuddha (07/30/2014) [-]
There're borderline candy, like how poptarts are borderline cookies if you think about it. But it's made from sugar and taste like somebody combined cool-aid with Gummy bears.
#37 - shadowgandalf (07/30/2014) [-]
Borderline candy? You just said they are made from sugar, and i guess they are not used as regular food.

So aren't they just standard candy?
User avatar #39 - whitebuddha (07/31/2014) [-]
The point is, even though it's made from the same shit as candy (sugar and cornstarch i think) and it's just as bad for your kids, somehow parents are totally cool with giving to their kids every single day in their lunchboxes. I say borderline candy because somehow the brand has made its product look like something healthy to put in kid's lunches when in fact......they might as well be gummy bear's with three times the sugar. If you ask why parents would be okay with putting shit like that in their kid's lunches....welcome to America.
#42 - shadowgandalf (07/31/2014) [-]
Most parents should have had biologi already in gradeschool, right? Then they should understand, that sugar = high ammounts of carbonhydrates, and that the human body only ever uses carbonhydrate as a fuel for musclemovement, that can not be stored as carbonhydrates in the body.

They should also know that the body converts carbonhydrates into fat for storage.

#51 - whitebuddha (07/31/2014) [-]
........dude, that's like saying if you only knew how biologically, alcohol affects your mind, then you would have never opened that 20th beer. No one's consciously going to say, "Oh wait, this Twinky is gonna show up on my ass."
1. No, no body remembers that shit after they graduate. I'm only a year and a half out of school and i couldn't remember the Pledge of the Alligence the other day. And as an English major, i've probably got 2 more science courses and I'm done with science for life.
2. The average person will never get to the point where they consider the nutrition facts of every item of food they consume, let alone what they have been eating over the past week to month. Do you think about how every meal affects your diet? Unlikely.
3. Also, while getting Americans to understand how the food we consume destroys our bodies is a good start, you're still not gonna be able to compete with the inexpensiveness of fast food.

Sorry if i sound like a hater or a downer in anyway, but it just sounds like you have a pretty small grip on the obesity crisis. Like there are more obvious than just, "they forgot what they learned in school".
User avatar #30 - rokkarokkaali (07/30/2014) [-]
So it's like a very sweet gummy bear and you bite it and there's juice inside so when you bite it, it spews everywhere you and feel the juicy cum soaking the walls of your mouth.
#31 - shadowgandalf (07/30/2014) [-]
I see. Well, such a thing dosn't exist here in DK, so no wonderr i don't know about it
#5 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
Spewers are also sometimes called Gushers.
#16 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
no one calls gushers spewers you stupid shit
User avatar #9 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Yah and Vegetable Wrap-Ups are sometimes called Fruit Roll-Ups.

Nothing gets past you anon.
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User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - stepsword (06/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/14/2013) [-]
How are you?
#10 to #9 - stepsword (06/14/2013) [-]
good. i don't get many visitors though, how'd you find me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/14/2013) [-]
I don't remember.
#4 - rockerforlife (04/13/2011) [-]
Thank you for continuing my Edgar Allan Poe thread, I merely copied the poem, but you, you made something extraordinary and I implore that you make more. Re-write the poem for minecraft, and, present it as OC, it will be glorious, mark my words.
#5 to #4 - stepsword (04/13/2011) [-]
Ah gosh, two verses was all I had in me, the poem is mad long. :3

Thanks so much though, I'll consider doing a few more as a picture.
User avatar #3 - iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-]
Lmfao at your post bro, thumbed up, can you thumb this up for me?
User avatar #2 - mrmalicious (03/09/2011) [-]
Hey there,
My new comp!
Mind thumbing for me?
Thumbed some of your content. :)
Happy funnyjunking! <3
#1 - lolparty (01/05/2011) [-]
I take the city bus to school too :D
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