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#128656 - I look at it this way, this girl likes me enough to put my pen… 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... +1
#128654 - Yeah just don't expect fireworks Not sure if you're a ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128655 - thisisestonia (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm a male just the concept of showing your donger down the throat of the woman you love (I don't even think of doing the thing with someone I'm not in a relationship with) is morally wrong to me, I don't know, just that I wouldn't enjoy it even though she would want it, I would say no
User avatar #128656 - steezyman (1 hour ago) [-]
I look at it this way, this girl likes me enough to put my penis in her mouth, that's something special right there. And it can be done passionately, especially if she enjoys it. But to each his own, your SO might be really glad she doesn't have to.
#128650 - had a little trouble keeping it up at first but after a while …  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#128652 - thisisestonia (1 hour ago) [-]
congrats glad it was successfull,
basically what I want my first time to be, despite I find doing oral too... how do I put this... undignifying. I hate the concept of it in all points...
User avatar #128654 - steezyman (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah just don't expect fireworks Not sure if you're a male or female but i enjoy performing oral on my girlfriend. What about it is undignifying to you? If you dont mind me asking.
User avatar #128655 - thisisestonia (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm a male just the concept of showing your donger down the throat of the woman you love (I don't even think of doing the thing with someone I'm not in a relationship with) is morally wrong to me, I don't know, just that I wouldn't enjoy it even though she would want it, I would say no
User avatar #128656 - steezyman (1 hour ago) [-]
I look at it this way, this girl likes me enough to put my penis in her mouth, that's something special right there. And it can be done passionately, especially if she enjoys it. But to each his own, your SO might be really glad she doesn't have to.
#127458 - Thanks a lot man it's nice to be able to get some reassurance … 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127452 - I'm not expecting it to be "special" i'm more worrie…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127454 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
If it's the first time for both of you I REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY doubt you'll disappoint her. She probably has the same worry with you.
User avatar #127458 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot man it's nice to be able to get some reassurance from somewhere.
#127448 - Condoms on condoms on condoms. not literally  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127450 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
Good, because stacking condoms does NOT work. It makes things worse if anything.
#127447 - Yeah she is too, we've both talked about it and are pretty con…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127449 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
So apart from obvious advice (using a condom, listen to how she acts/reacts, communication and all that), just make sure you understand that your first time is likely not going to be super spectacular, so if it doesn't end up being something "special", it's probably just inexperience and nerves.
User avatar #127452 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
I'm not expecting it to be "special" i'm more worried i'll somehow end up disappointing her.
User avatar #127454 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
If it's the first time for both of you I REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY doubt you'll disappoint her. She probably has the same worry with you.
User avatar #127458 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot man it's nice to be able to get some reassurance from somewhere.
#127414 - Well guys i'm losing my virginity tomorrow (hopefully) any advice?  [+] (20 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128288 - thisisestonia (04/18/2014) [-]
so how'd it go?
User avatar #128650 - steezyman (1 hour ago) [-]
had a little trouble keeping it up at first but after a while we got going and i was good. She was super supportive too, which was nice. Weird thing is i didn't climax and she did. But i never have with her when she gave me oral or anything else so i just stopped masturbating and hopefully I will next time.
#128652 - thisisestonia (1 hour ago) [-]
congrats glad it was successfull,
basically what I want my first time to be, despite I find doing oral too... how do I put this... undignifying. I hate the concept of it in all points...
User avatar #128654 - steezyman (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah just don't expect fireworks Not sure if you're a male or female but i enjoy performing oral on my girlfriend. What about it is undignifying to you? If you dont mind me asking.
User avatar #128655 - thisisestonia (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm a male just the concept of showing your donger down the throat of the woman you love (I don't even think of doing the thing with someone I'm not in a relationship with) is morally wrong to me, I don't know, just that I wouldn't enjoy it even though she would want it, I would say no
User avatar #128656 - steezyman (1 hour ago) [-]
I look at it this way, this girl likes me enough to put my penis in her mouth, that's something special right there. And it can be done passionately, especially if she enjoys it. But to each his own, your SO might be really glad she doesn't have to.
User avatar #127526 - megavoir (04/14/2014) [-]
do the thing
User avatar #127444 - commanderbunbun (04/14/2014) [-]
before you go in, make sure you're thinking with your brain and not your heart or penis.

and no matter what, use a condom. that's not advice, that's a demand. if you don't i will make it my personal goal to make sure you don't have sex again for a long time.
i'll castrate you
User avatar #127448 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Condoms on condoms on condoms.
not literally
User avatar #127450 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
Good, because stacking condoms does NOT work. It makes things worse if anything.
User avatar #127428 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
Does your partner know you're a virgin?

Don't try to do more than either of you really comfortable with doing. And don't go too fast either.
User avatar #127447 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah she is too, we've both talked about it and are pretty confident about it. I'm still a little nervous though i just don't want to fuck it up to badly.
User avatar #127449 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
So apart from obvious advice (using a condom, listen to how she acts/reacts, communication and all that), just make sure you understand that your first time is likely not going to be super spectacular, so if it doesn't end up being something "special", it's probably just inexperience and nerves.
User avatar #127452 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
I'm not expecting it to be "special" i'm more worried i'll somehow end up disappointing her.
User avatar #127454 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
If it's the first time for both of you I REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY doubt you'll disappoint her. She probably has the same worry with you.
User avatar #127458 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot man it's nice to be able to get some reassurance from somewhere.
User avatar #127426 - edlias (04/14/2014) [-]
Take some morphine to calm down so you can get it up.
#127425 - ipostcp (04/13/2014) [-]
Also, when it's your first time it may be hard to get it up. So you know, relax and what not. It was kinda hard for me to blow my load the first time.
User avatar #127419 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/13/2014) [-]
Be calm I guess?
User avatar #127417 - ipostcp (04/13/2014) [-]
Don't stick it in her ass.
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