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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
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#8 - DIE, MY BLIND BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO SERVE A FALSE GO…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#10 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
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Holy emperor shitballs the chaos infestation is bad with this one. Might have to call the Imperial Guard to clean this up.
#15 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made them realize how futile their servitude to your False Emperor really was.
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#7 - FATHER!? NO! YOU SHALL NOT THREAD ONTO MY KINGDOM, FOR YOU ARE… 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#3 - Tzeentch* And also, I forgot to post this, since you're white … 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#2 - Wrong God. I worship Tzeench. Not Slanesh. Nice try though , b…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#6 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
#8 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
DIE, MY BLIND BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO SERVE A FALSE GOD AND A FALSE CAUSE! YOUR EXISTENCE IS ONE THAT IS WITHOUT MEANING AND WITHOUT DIRECTION, THEREFORE YOU ARE A SLAVE!
#10 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
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Holy emperor shitballs the chaos infestation is bad with this one. Might have to call the Imperial Guard to clean this up.
#15 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made them realize how futile their servitude to your False Emperor really was.
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#3 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Tzeentch* And also, I forgot to post this, since you're white knighting on Humanity's behalf. I'm simply pointing out how flawed this pitiful species is.
#9 - That is the funniest comment to log into, all week. 01/08/2013 on This picture... 0
#8 - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 01/08/2013 on This picture... 0
#10 - Comment deleted 01/08/2013 on The Truth about Harry... 0
#2 - lololol 01/08/2013 on This picture... 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/08/2013 on The Truth about Harry... 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on The Truth about Harry... 0
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#3 - Comment deleted 01/08/2013 on The Truth about Harry... +4
#7 - Oh, baby. Proper grammar 0_o Either way, you disappoint me… 12/25/2012 on Have a Brony Christmas 0
#5 - oh baby.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Have a Brony Christmas 0
#7 - steamjester (12/25/2012) [-]
Oh, baby. Proper grammar 0_o
Either way, you disappoint me. Just...soak up all the pony love and unleash it in a fit of brony-tude.
User avatar #6 - nikentakadisker (12/25/2012) [-]
But other than that. Just no.
#4 - Yes. 12/25/2012 on Have a Brony Christmas 0
#2 - Spamming Scam links, ey? Not in MY Town, NOT ON MY FUNNYJUNK! 12/22/2012 on AZIAN ESPROZIONS +2
#3 - oRlly? 12/20/2012 on Shit needs to happen in... -1
#7 - Touche', but today, WE FIGHT FOR CHAOS, for thy have been blin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2012 on disgust +2
#14 - thegrayknights (12/20/2012) [-]
You fight for a power that cares nothing for you. The faith I have protects me from horrors such that you have become brother. If it is my fate to die today, I will die knowing that my duty has been complete, and that my true brothers will soon pick up where I have left off. You cannot win heretic, not while we still draw breath, and there will always be others to gather our remains, and use our weapons anointed in the blood of your heretic brothers!!!
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#2 - From The Eye of Terror, WE come to fight! Death to the false E…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2012 on disgust +3
#5 - thegrayknights (12/19/2012) [-]
Not today my fallen brothar, for the Emperor protects. The chamber militant of the Ordo Malleus comes forth to drive your filth back to the warp!!!
#7 - steamjester (12/19/2012) [-]
Touche', but today, WE FIGHT FOR CHAOS, for thy have been blinded by a false faith and a FALSE GOD! TODAY YOUR SERVITUDE TO THE FALSE EMPEROR SHALL END, by THESE Fallen Hands!
#14 - thegrayknights (12/20/2012) [-]
You fight for a power that cares nothing for you. The faith I have protects me from horrors such that you have become brother. If it is my fate to die today, I will die knowing that my duty has been complete, and that my true brothers will soon pick up where I have left off. You cannot win heretic, not while we still draw breath, and there will always be others to gather our remains, and use our weapons anointed in the blood of your heretic brothers!!!
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#4 - FIV = Feline Kitty Aids... 12/19/2012 on Sad story... 0
#3282 - There can be only ONE Cobra Commander here, you imposter/ buffoon!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on SevenSherlockS's profile 0
#3283 - SevenSherlockS (12/18/2012) [-]
What did you just say.

That's a punishable offence.
#2147614 - also. why. just why? what is the point of suicide or threateni…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2147615 - fuckuberfunny (12/17/2012) [-]
i wasnt. i missed a toastformer and yeah
#2147600 - HAHAHAHAHAH 12/17/2012 on Play items 0
#11 - That is a very valid point, now that I think about it! :) 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling 0
#9 - I find it funny how I myself thumb you up on your posts, yet t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling +1
#10 - shadowbane (12/16/2012) [-]
Because they make good targets. Case and point in the gif.
#11 - steamjester (12/16/2012) [-]
That is a very valid point, now that I think about it! :)
#8 - Okay. Who's the retard that thumbed me down. Prepare to be sod… 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling -4

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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anonexplains (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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