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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:8/28/2015
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latest user's comments

#8 - Bingo. 03/17/2015 on Modern Liberals in a Nutshell 0
#75 - Rather, how can my t*ts be real if my d*ck isnt? LOL 03/16/2015 on That Feminism Though! +1
#74 - But how can my eyes be real if mirrors aren't? xD 03/16/2015 on That Feminism Though! +1
#6 - Yea, I'm not sure either. I namely posted this for the other 3… 03/16/2015 on More Retrovision! :) 0
#1 - Looks like someone is need of a terrific time with two knives.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on love me human +14
#5 - lordnerevar (03/17/2015) [-]
I love it when cats make that face
#2 - wiiugilgamesh (03/16/2015) [-]
#3 - wiffenator (03/16/2015) [-]
#2 - REESSSIDDENNNT EVILLLL (like the guy says it in the actual gam… 03/16/2015 on More Retrovision! :) +5
#3 - But I thought that Cat-Meat is illegal in the US and A! D: 03/16/2015 on Calling all Feminists and... 0
#13 - Source: 03/16/2015 on Insert Meme Title 0
#2 - lololol xD 03/16/2015 on American/British Feminism... -3
#9 - lololol 03/16/2015 on Insert Meme Title 0
#8 - Not my cat. "It's simple. It's not my baby" (the… 03/16/2015 on Insert Meme Title 0
#4 - Why, because the "pussy can't take two swords at once"? xD 03/16/2015 on Insert Meme Title 0
#3 - Now that's ******* amazing. xD 03/16/2015 on Insert Meme Title 0
#5 - **steamjester used "*roll picture*"** **steamjester rolled … 03/09/2015 on Feminist Retardation +2
#11 - LOL! The roll is SO FITTING! xD It's also Japanese like my las… 03/08/2015 on SJW the Poo. I mean Pooh. 0
#10 - **steamjester used "*roll picture*"** **steamjester rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on SJW the Poo. I mean Pooh. 0
User avatar #11 - steamjester (03/08/2015) [-]
LOL! The roll is SO FITTING! xD It's also Japanese like my last roll. Must be on a Weaboo streak or something.
#2 - Lol. Exactly! I think Bibi just wants his homies in the US to … 03/04/2015 on Silly Jew, Trix are for... +2
#118 - Lena Dunham, professional pedophile and social justice retard.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +7
User avatar #121 - undeadmaus (02/28/2015) [-]
I know all that, but what is she famous from?
User avatar #155 - mmmilovemeth (02/28/2015) [-]
the HBO show Girls
User avatar #156 - undeadmaus (02/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, looked it up, something about being a useless ugly white girl.
User avatar #157 - mmmilovemeth (02/28/2015) [-]
Yeh from what I can tell it's a true story about her being a waste of space
#117 - Excuse me? If two people are drunk, then by Nu-Feminist logic,…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash 0
User avatar #120 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure one of them was rewarded the main problem is the punishing at all. The entire thing was a debacle. But the fact that anyone is calling rape at all during this is ridiculous. and by feminist logic a woman should never be punished.
btw not arguing with you, im drinking and i just wanna know whats going on here.
User avatar #136 - phtholognyrrh (02/28/2015) [-]
feminist theory on this one relies on the Duluth model of gender interaction. this model states that men are always the aggressors, and that women are the objects of their aggression. therefore, no matter what the woman does, she is always the victim in any situation or interaction with a man. she could claim anything, and according to feminist theory she would be the victim.

he touches her? sexual assault.
he complements her? harassment.
she kills him? self defense.

this model exists for two reasons. it allows women to deny agency (the ability to act on ones own) in any situation where it may be convenient to do so, and it presupposes the guilt of the man.
#104 - Of course, screwing a drunken person is rape. Hell, if you're …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash -1
User avatar #106 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
At what point in time the sober person make the decision to get drunk knowing that it leads to poor decisions and lack of proper decision making skills.
does the person who willfully does pcp and charge the cops become guilt free because he was under the influence?
#152 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
When person A is drunk and person B is sober, person B can trick person A into having sex. Doing this is rape.

Now, you may ask, why should person A get drunk, knowing that it may lead to poor decisions? Because a person tricking you into fucking them isn't your poor decision. It's them committing a crime. And you should never have to prepare yourself for another person committing a crime. By that logic, everyone should always wear a bullet proof vest, because you could get shot by anyone at any time.
User avatar #158 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
If you were drunk youd probably ask them to shoot you man. A drunk person does not have the ability to reason well, thats why they are easy to take advantage of. The point im making is that when you willfully go into a place, where drinking is frequent, and you expect yourself to be able to willfully deny any form of sex, because i know drunk and when you get black out drunk you dont remember shit, then you are putting yourself into a lions den with steak on your dick. While being prepared for any evil act someone does is impossible, staying aware is not impossible but when you drink you cant be aware.
#129 - bazda (02/28/2015) [-]
That's a good point, bro.
User avatar #117 - steamjester (02/28/2015) [-]
Excuse me? If two people are drunk, then by Nu-Feminist logic, they should BOTH be convicted of raping each other, IF we're going to go there. Yea, being drunk doesn't fucking excuse you, but both genders must be rewarded and punished equally.
User avatar #120 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure one of them was rewarded the main problem is the punishing at all. The entire thing was a debacle. But the fact that anyone is calling rape at all during this is ridiculous. and by feminist logic a woman should never be punished.
btw not arguing with you, im drinking and i just wanna know whats going on here.
User avatar #136 - phtholognyrrh (02/28/2015) [-]
feminist theory on this one relies on the Duluth model of gender interaction. this model states that men are always the aggressors, and that women are the objects of their aggression. therefore, no matter what the woman does, she is always the victim in any situation or interaction with a man. she could claim anything, and according to feminist theory she would be the victim.

he touches her? sexual assault.
he complements her? harassment.
she kills him? self defense.

this model exists for two reasons. it allows women to deny agency (the ability to act on ones own) in any situation where it may be convenient to do so, and it presupposes the guilt of the man.
#94 - There are very few "Jewish" tribes left. It's silly …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash -2
#99 - drasticdragon (02/28/2015) [-]
Quite silly ol' chap! Quite silly indeed!
User avatar #95 - ecomp (02/28/2015) [-]
I know that. I wasn't being racist, I was just explaining why Jews are considered a race.
#93 - Yea, what a ******* moron. A 1 YEAR OLD is still a BABY…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +3
User avatar #101 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (02/28/2015) [-]
and she was a fucking 7 year old, not the most developed people.
#92 - Don't forget. She also lured/bribed her sister into kissing he…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +4
User avatar #160 - sockprague (02/28/2015) [-]
Like... the things she alleges she puts into the context of "i'm sex offender" and we are supposed to find it funny. "lol omg Lena is so quirky!". It's not edgy, it's creepy. But she came from a family of rich sex crazed "artists". I had never seen another person's genitals till I was 10 probably younger idk , Lena was 7 and shoving pebbles up her sister's in a mansion.
#9 - That was ******* wonderful, I must say. xD 02/26/2015 on Lying has no limits, so go... +1
#80 - So, are you going to participate in the ChinChin Sacrifices 2015? LOL 02/26/2015 on TRIGGERED! +1

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#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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