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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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#104 - Of course, screwing a drunken person is rape. Hell, if you're …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash -1
User avatar #106 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
At what point in time the sober person make the decision to get drunk knowing that it leads to poor decisions and lack of proper decision making skills.
does the person who willfully does pcp and charge the cops become guilt free because he was under the influence?
#152 - John Cena (02/28/2015) [-]
When person A is drunk and person B is sober, person B can trick person A into having sex. Doing this is rape.

Now, you may ask, why should person A get drunk, knowing that it may lead to poor decisions? Because a person tricking you into fucking them isn't your poor decision. It's them committing a crime. And you should never have to prepare yourself for another person committing a crime. By that logic, everyone should always wear a bullet proof vest, because you could get shot by anyone at any time.
User avatar #158 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
If you were drunk youd probably ask them to shoot you man. A drunk person does not have the ability to reason well, thats why they are easy to take advantage of. The point im making is that when you willfully go into a place, where drinking is frequent, and you expect yourself to be able to willfully deny any form of sex, because i know drunk and when you get black out drunk you dont remember shit, then you are putting yourself into a lions den with steak on your dick. While being prepared for any evil act someone does is impossible, staying aware is not impossible but when you drink you cant be aware.
#129 - bazda (02/28/2015) [-]
That's a good point, bro.
User avatar #117 - steamjester (02/28/2015) [-]
Excuse me? If two people are drunk, then by Nu-Feminist logic, they should BOTH be convicted of raping each other, IF we're going to go there. Yea, being drunk doesn't fucking excuse you, but both genders must be rewarded and punished equally.
User avatar #120 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure one of them was rewarded the main problem is the punishing at all. The entire thing was a debacle. But the fact that anyone is calling rape at all during this is ridiculous. and by feminist logic a woman should never be punished.
btw not arguing with you, im drinking and i just wanna know whats going on here.
User avatar #136 - phtholognyrrh (02/28/2015) [-]
feminist theory on this one relies on the Duluth model of gender interaction. this model states that men are always the aggressors, and that women are the objects of their aggression. therefore, no matter what the woman does, she is always the victim in any situation or interaction with a man. she could claim anything, and according to feminist theory she would be the victim.

he touches her? sexual assault.
he complements her? harassment.
she kills him? self defense.

this model exists for two reasons. it allows women to deny agency (the ability to act on ones own) in any situation where it may be convenient to do so, and it presupposes the guilt of the man.
#94 - There are very few "Jewish" tribes left. It's silly …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash -2
#99 - drasticdragon (02/28/2015) [-]
Quite silly ol' chap! Quite silly indeed!
User avatar #95 - ecomp (02/28/2015) [-]
I know that. I wasn't being racist, I was just explaining why Jews are considered a race.
#93 - Yea, what a ******* moron. A 1 YEAR OLD is still a BABY…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +3
User avatar #101 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (02/28/2015) [-]
and she was a fucking 7 year old, not the most developed people.
#92 - Don't forget. She also lured/bribed her sister into kissing he…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Feminists = White Trash +4
User avatar #160 - sockprague (02/28/2015) [-]
Like... the things she alleges she puts into the context of "i'm sex offender" and we are supposed to find it funny. "lol omg Lena is so quirky!". It's not edgy, it's creepy. But she came from a family of rich sex crazed "artists". I had never seen another person's genitals till I was 10 probably younger idk , Lena was 7 and shoving pebbles up her sister's in a mansion.
#9 - That was ******* wonderful, I must say. xD 02/26/2015 on Lying has no limits, so go... +1
#80 - So, are you going to participate in the ChinChin Sacrifices 2015? LOL 02/26/2015 on TRIGGERED! +1
#79 - Such Filthy. Much Frank. So Chin Chin. o_O 02/26/2015 on TRIGGERED! +1
#1 - Comment deleted 02/26/2015 on Much Filth. Such Vitamin C 0
#13 - Nevermind. It was a ******* troll. NICCCCEEE! 02/26/2015 on That feminist logic though... +10
#74 - Not so fast, Bucko. Asking terrorists for advice isn't exa…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on SJWs and Nu-Age Liberals in... +1
User avatar #78 - iceguy (02/26/2015) [-]
can't we just agree that they all suck
User avatar #76 - holycrapimacupcake (02/26/2015) [-]
Smarter than Biden.
User avatar #77 - iceguy (02/26/2015) [-]
smarter than palin
User avatar #83 - holycrapimacupcake (02/26/2015) [-]
Well that's not saying much, everyone's smarter than her.
#9 - Hold on, ******* . Hold on. Don't try and tell me how I …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2015 on That feminist logic though... +92
#311 - John Cena (02/26/2015) [-]
Don't feed the trolls. Look at the username for a moment. Your name is blue enough that you should remember "fat ben made poop"
User avatar #233 - basalm (02/26/2015) [-]
Plant some spinmetal for me.
User avatar #232 - basalm (02/26/2015) [-]
Dat iron desert doh.
Tell me how it goes.
#58 - John Cena (02/26/2015) [-]
>Philosophy student
>Having anything worthwhile to say
Pick one, then get me a #2 with fries
#182 - John Cena (02/26/2015) [-]
>Not studying something you enjoy
>Wasting your life in a job you only want for money
At least he has a soul
User avatar #29 - amata (02/26/2015) [-]
There are more trolls in heaven and earth, steamjester, than are dreamt of in your philosophy classes
#13 - steamjester (02/26/2015) [-]
Nevermind. It was a fucking troll. NICCCCEEE!
#58 - Lrn 2 Grammer before you type, ******* .  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on SJWs and Nu-Age Liberals in... -7
User avatar #65 - aximil (02/25/2015) [-]
grammar
#64 - tallslavman (02/25/2015) [-]
#96 - Has to do with programming, brah. xD  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on master race +1
User avatar #97 - snowvahkiin (02/25/2015) [-]
But but xboner is a computer and so is that calculator.
#94 - But..but...what about my T-85 Calculator? (Kidding. I don't ow…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on master race +5
User avatar #95 - snowvahkiin (02/25/2015) [-]
That went so many places in one go that i'm not even gonna try to understand which parts were relevant and which weren't
User avatar #96 - steamjester (02/25/2015) [-]
Has to do with programming, brah. xD
User avatar #97 - snowvahkiin (02/25/2015) [-]
But but xboner is a computer and so is that calculator.
#78 - You're either trolling or are ******* stupid. You do re…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on master race +4
User avatar #139 - mcstorms (02/25/2015) [-]
What in the flying blueberry fuck does that have to do with anything.
User avatar #88 - snowvahkiin (02/25/2015) [-]
I think you mean ALL programming is done on a computer.
#94 - steamjester (02/25/2015) [-]
But..but...what about my T-85 Calculator? (Kidding. I don't own one and it'd be impractical to have one nowadays, unless you're a Math person). But yea, more or less. Here's a pic of someone playing Doom on a graphing calculator. I would've bought one myself for just that reason, though we now have smart phones which are around 30 bucks. Beats putting down a couple hundred for a Graphing Calculator.
User avatar #95 - snowvahkiin (02/25/2015) [-]
That went so many places in one go that i'm not even gonna try to understand which parts were relevant and which weren't
User avatar #96 - steamjester (02/25/2015) [-]
Has to do with programming, brah. xD
User avatar #97 - snowvahkiin (02/25/2015) [-]
But but xboner is a computer and so is that calculator.
#29 - Have you heard the word of our brave and glorious leader, Filt… 02/25/2015 on ibelonginthekitchn's profile 0
#63 - The hell? o_O  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Kittens 0
#77 - John Cena (02/25/2015) [-]
hey I thought was good roll even though I have no idea what the fuck it is
#62 - **steamjester used "*roll picture*"** **steamjester rolled …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Kittens +6
User avatar #63 - steamjester (02/25/2015) [-]
The hell? o_O
#77 - John Cena (02/25/2015) [-]
hey I thought was good roll even though I have no idea what the fuck it is
#2805 - Because I'm a steampowered warrior who occasionally jousts abo… 02/25/2015 on Why did you pick that... +1
#5 - Eh. I'm mostly a PC gamer, so I guess I have some biases. I'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on But what about the xBone?!!! 0
User avatar #6 - angrybarts (02/24/2015) [-]
I guess you didnt see anything about them retracting all that huh? It hurt their slae when it first came out sure but in the long run its on equal ground with the playstation. it is in no means a failure. what youre referring to is a failure the the marketing of the Xbox one
#3 - Another failed Microsoft Product which is being constantly bui…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on But what about the xBone?!!! 0
User avatar #4 - angrybarts (02/24/2015) [-]
But it isn't a failure
User avatar #5 - steamjester (02/24/2015) [-]
Eh. I'm mostly a PC gamer, so I guess I have some biases. I'm talking more about how their PR stunts collapsed, since the jackasses in charge of the Xbone's PR (namely, Don Mattrick, aka the Microsoft snake oil salesman) fucked things up. The guy joined Zynga afterwards, for fuck's sakes. These are people who were fired in the 90s (for bullshitting the Dot-Com bubble burst into existence) yet somehow returned back into tech industry.
User avatar #6 - angrybarts (02/24/2015) [-]
I guess you didnt see anything about them retracting all that huh? It hurt their slae when it first came out sure but in the long run its on equal ground with the playstation. it is in no means a failure. what youre referring to is a failure the the marketing of the Xbox one
#67 - Oh, I don't know...except for the UPDATES you'll miss out on? …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Wall-E: Fully Operational... 0
#69 - John Cena (02/22/2015) [-]
Updates will follow along in a matter of time and the game has been on the "top sellers" list for more than a month. The game is being heavily supported everyday. Money is no issue to the devs at this point. You can also buy the game when you have the money.
#143 - Okay? Good for you? Someone's a special snowflake. 02/04/2015 on That Feminism though... 0
#140 - Well, if you're going to act like a weaboo-warrior, then I'll …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on That Feminism though... -1
#141 - anonasdaasdasd (02/03/2015) [-]
Nevermind that, you also insulted me over a picture I posted which happened to have a drawn charcter in it.

And if you can't come up with a response, I guess that means I win.
#138 - Is that the best response you could come up with, kid? …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on That Feminism though... -1
#139 - anonasdaasdasd (02/03/2015) [-]
You're the one who is insulting instead of writing useful responses.
But the best insult you can come up with seems to be "kid" which is what kids usally call each other

If people being stupid was funny, most FJ comments would be hilarious (but they're not, they're just garbage)

Pepole got tired of hearing about feminists after GamerGate started (And that happened in August)
User avatar #140 - steamjester (02/03/2015) [-]
Well, if you're going to act like a weaboo-warrior, then I'll call you a kid.


And what? That's...that's stupid reasoning. Okay. Done. Have fun in life, kid.
#141 - anonasdaasdasd (02/03/2015) [-]
Nevermind that, you also insulted me over a picture I posted which happened to have a drawn charcter in it.

And if you can't come up with a response, I guess that means I win.

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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - John Cena (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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