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#26 - You are retarded. Please go kill yourself , so that the human … 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#25 - YES YES YES! FUCKING TELL "TallNut". UHHH!!! THAT BI… 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic +1
#24 - Actually, yes. yes I am. I am the condescending douchebag at t…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
User avatar #27 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
I dont get you buddy :/ I mean, whats the point of being like that. in the "suicide girls" thing too. if you dont like it, just dont watch that. its a fb group made for that, its like going to a restaurant and complain because they serve you food. makes no sense. I understand the fact that we all get annoyed with human stupidity, but your comments are just toxic, they dont help at all. you are just being.. well, a condescending douchebag.

do you actually have fun being like that? I really dont understand it, but I will try if you explain me.
User avatar #28 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Not really, fuck-head. Its more like seeing a restaurant on a Yelp review and pointing out to others as to how the restaurant sucks. Case and Point: In-N-Out Burgers. Just because SOME people like it doesn't mean that it is something that should be considered valid.


The chick is a Whore with a Controller. That is NOT a gamer. Gamers are boys/girls/bots that play games and shut up about it. Hipsters/Whores/Retards are people who fucking pose with accessories and other plastic objects in order to gain some sort of "ironic" scene in order to make themselves feel better , due to the fact that they are pathetic human beings and below the rest of us.
User avatar #30 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
noone said she was a gamer. I still dont see your point. I dont like people that pose with things in order to make themselves feel better, but it has nothing to do with this. you just put a stupid comment in a fb group of a girl slutty-posing... but that group is actually made for that. i dont believe in superior or inferior human beings, you are just acting like a 12 years old mad kid.
#32 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
What? Is English your second language or something bro? Go use Google Translator, and be a Family Man.
User avatar #33 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
Its my fourth language, sorry for not typing so well. But you are still avoiding my question with nonesense answers ! I think not even you get why you feel cool acting like that.
User avatar #31 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
bah, not trying to be offensive or anything, but I really want to understand why do you think this is cool.
#35 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Now do you understands? ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS!
#34 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Okay my friend. I will tells you the truth about this thing of the suicide girls and controller. It is very good quality masturbation picture, yes. I know this. Which is why I share on Funnies Junk, so that the peoples will laughs ats it and possiblies faps at it. Okay my friend? Good Quality. I give you special price. It is very good. Yes. Also what you speaking languages of at homes?
User avatar #37 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
This showed me the kind of person you are, and kinda explains my question too. This wont lead you to anything in life mate... You could try stop being so idiotic for some time. I bet you would be happier too. Or maybe you actually are 12 years old, and still need to live a lot. Anyways, have a nice day.
#38 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
All I can say is...YES!
#10 - I will gladly present it to you, though this IS the internet. 12/06/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#7 - Still a whore in my books :P And she's not that good looking. … 12/06/2012 on Bitches n Plastic -3
#6 - Are you retarded? -face palm- Whores with Con troll ers =/= Ga…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#15 - tallnut (12/07/2012) [-]
What defines "gamer?" According to you, its a male exclusive neckbeard dominated club.
Its not, any one with a love of video games and the want to play them. Also what does
someone's sexual promiscuity have to do with loving video games?
Also, Ever heard of the Frag Dolls? Hot chicks AMAZING at video games, pic related.
#29 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
-clears throat- AHEM.
User avatar #26 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
You are retarded. Please go kill yourself , so that the human genepool can be safe from your future retarded offspring and/or the offspring of whoever you end up coupling with, you primitive American, you.
User avatar #22 - herpaderpasaur (12/07/2012) [-]
because real gamers shut the fuck up about it, they don't need to take slutty pictures with video game controllers to show that they play video games, that's just exploiting the fact that you play them. If she was a gamer she would just play them not take pictures to show off that she plays them like an attention whore
#25 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
YES YES YES! FUCKING TELL "TallNut". UHHH!!! THAT BITCH GOT SERVED. But yea. Exactly. I have several exes who play video games. My friends in real life call me an idiot for having broken up with them. Why? "BECAUSE ERMAGHERD. They play XBOX LIVE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH THAT?"

Because I don't enjoy dating clingy/obsessive psychopaths who think that Blowing someone = A casual greeting.

Anyhow. I think thats a win. Good job Herpasaur. You've earned my applaud.

#5 - I'm pretty sure I didn't delete it. I enjoy the hate mail that…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Bitches n Plastic -2
User avatar #18 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
you must be the spirit of the parties, dont you?
#24 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually, yes. yes I am. I am the condescending douchebag at the parties I go to (true story). I don't usually make friends with strangers, but when I do, its with people who are also condescending douchebags.
User avatar #27 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
I dont get you buddy :/ I mean, whats the point of being like that. in the "suicide girls" thing too. if you dont like it, just dont watch that. its a fb group made for that, its like going to a restaurant and complain because they serve you food. makes no sense. I understand the fact that we all get annoyed with human stupidity, but your comments are just toxic, they dont help at all. you are just being.. well, a condescending douchebag.

do you actually have fun being like that? I really dont understand it, but I will try if you explain me.
User avatar #28 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Not really, fuck-head. Its more like seeing a restaurant on a Yelp review and pointing out to others as to how the restaurant sucks. Case and Point: In-N-Out Burgers. Just because SOME people like it doesn't mean that it is something that should be considered valid.


The chick is a Whore with a Controller. That is NOT a gamer. Gamers are boys/girls/bots that play games and shut up about it. Hipsters/Whores/Retards are people who fucking pose with accessories and other plastic objects in order to gain some sort of "ironic" scene in order to make themselves feel better , due to the fact that they are pathetic human beings and below the rest of us.
User avatar #30 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
noone said she was a gamer. I still dont see your point. I dont like people that pose with things in order to make themselves feel better, but it has nothing to do with this. you just put a stupid comment in a fb group of a girl slutty-posing... but that group is actually made for that. i dont believe in superior or inferior human beings, you are just acting like a 12 years old mad kid.
#32 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
What? Is English your second language or something bro? Go use Google Translator, and be a Family Man.
User avatar #33 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
Its my fourth language, sorry for not typing so well. But you are still avoiding my question with nonesense answers ! I think not even you get why you feel cool acting like that.
User avatar #31 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
bah, not trying to be offensive or anything, but I really want to understand why do you think this is cool.
#35 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Now do you understands? ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS!
#34 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Okay my friend. I will tells you the truth about this thing of the suicide girls and controller. It is very good quality masturbation picture, yes. I know this. Which is why I share on Funnies Junk, so that the peoples will laughs ats it and possiblies faps at it. Okay my friend? Good Quality. I give you special price. It is very good. Yes. Also what you speaking languages of at homes?
User avatar #37 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
This showed me the kind of person you are, and kinda explains my question too. This wont lead you to anything in life mate... You could try stop being so idiotic for some time. I bet you would be happier too. Or maybe you actually are 12 years old, and still need to live a lot. Anyways, have a nice day.
#38 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
All I can say is...YES!
User avatar #8 - ikza (12/06/2012) [-]
Im kinda inclined to see proof of that now
#10 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
I will gladly present it to you, though this IS the internet.
#10 - Hi. My name is Nuclear Holocaust. Pleasure to meet you. 12/06/2012 on -face palm- +1
#9 - Yes. And are you retarded? US Currency is not the same as the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on -face palm- +1
#11 - tdizz (12/06/2012) [-]
first i never said it was
second you say you know more then most of these hicks but the motto of this country is "In God We Trust"
third the facebook post doesn't say that "In God We Trust" is in the constitution
#13 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
umad?
User avatar #14 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Yea I think He Mad. And uneducated.
#6 - Oh Really?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on -face palm- +1
#12 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
that looks creepy...
#15 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Thats, uhm, kind of the point. Now if only I could make an entire Spongebob Spinoff series where everything is backwards and upside down, in inverted colors, and the audio is played backwards. That would be one hell of a show.
#16 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
truly...
#4 - You obviously do, since you're still responding, snookums! :)  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2012 on -face palm- -3
#5 - rototornjik (12/06/2012) [-]
#6 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh Really?
#12 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
that looks creepy...
#15 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Thats, uhm, kind of the point. Now if only I could make an entire Spongebob Spinoff series where everything is backwards and upside down, in inverted colors, and the audio is played backwards. That would be one hell of a show.
#16 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
truly...
#2 - You cared enough to respond , cutie ;3  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2012 on -face palm- -4
#3 - rototornjik (12/06/2012) [-]
#4 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
You obviously do, since you're still responding, snookums! :)
#5 - rototornjik (12/06/2012) [-]
#6 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh Really?
#12 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
that looks creepy...
#15 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Thats, uhm, kind of the point. Now if only I could make an entire Spongebob Spinoff series where everything is backwards and upside down, in inverted colors, and the audio is played backwards. That would be one hell of a show.
#16 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
truly...
#2 - YES! 12/04/2012 on Putting the Killer in... +1
#6 - I don't need to play something in order to see whether or not … 12/02/2012 on Games on Steam -1
#4 - Sure seems like its a Flash game, in fact it might as well be.…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Games on Steam 0
User avatar #5 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/01/2012) [-]
you're judging a game without trying it,if you dont want to try it go on the forums and see why everyone likes it,it gives you freedom to shape the football world as you may depending on your skills

and it seems you think this is an angry birds/farmville game,wrong
the game itself usually has literally hundreds of new features and improvements from a version to the other,and you if you think it's a text based game than you are wrong,it has a perfectly working match engine with real graphics ,and the series is almost 2 decades old and Sports Interactive is very 'close' to the fanbase :)

i understand you dont like the sport or the genre of the game,but bashing a game you havent played?
that's like saying you hate a song you've never listened
User avatar #6 - steamjester (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't need to play something in order to see whether or not I like it. Its called having access to the internet and the ability to look up YOUTUBE on my Address Bar, bud.
#2 - Uhm...Alot? I dunno. I just don't think that a Flash-Game that…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Games on Steam 0
User avatar #3 - amuserwholikesmuse (11/30/2012) [-]
if you played the game you'd see that it is much more complex than that

and it's not a flash game lol...
User avatar #4 - steamjester (12/01/2012) [-]
Sure seems like its a Flash game, in fact it might as well be. And regardless, dude, it doesn't seem THAT much fun or exciting!
User avatar #5 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/01/2012) [-]
you're judging a game without trying it,if you dont want to try it go on the forums and see why everyone likes it,it gives you freedom to shape the football world as you may depending on your skills

and it seems you think this is an angry birds/farmville game,wrong
the game itself usually has literally hundreds of new features and improvements from a version to the other,and you if you think it's a text based game than you are wrong,it has a perfectly working match engine with real graphics ,and the series is almost 2 decades old and Sports Interactive is very 'close' to the fanbase :)

i understand you dont like the sport or the genre of the game,but bashing a game you havent played?
that's like saying you hate a song you've never listened
User avatar #6 - steamjester (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't need to play something in order to see whether or not I like it. Its called having access to the internet and the ability to look up YOUTUBE on my Address Bar, bud.
#3 - SOMEONE is a negative nancy! D: 11/28/2012 on The DMV has a sense of Humor? 0
#5 - Who was Phone? LOL What is that? DO SHARE. Post it on the Skyr… 11/20/2012 on Oppa Gun- Shut the Fuck up 0
#146 - You sir are awesome. I just wished that some of the people on … 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#3 - how did I know...? Yep you're fired. At least use something th… 11/20/2012 on Oppa Gun- Shut the Fuck up 0
#27 - Predictable. TOO predictable. 11/20/2012 on -Facepalm- 0
#25 - -face palm- Again? xD Look above. Political post. Not a scat post. 11/20/2012 on -Facepalm- 0
#27 - I figured as much and it seemed like it. LOL. I tend to intent… 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
#25 - I sometimes just really hate American Children. Their parents … 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
#24 - Nope. Not really. You're a troll . I find that amusing. You c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
User avatar #25 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
I sometimes just really hate American Children. Their parents are too busy either working their asses off/sleeping around/going out on trips (if they're upper class), and they leave the rest of society to baby-sit their little shitheads (who are also a drain on our precious tax dollars). I just enjoy spending SOME of my spare time traumatizing and/or infuriating the little snot-fags. Its rather amusing, since I don't get paid to baby sit them, though FJ MIGHT technically be getting paid (via AD revenue) to do so.
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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#21 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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