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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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Content Ranking:#17
Comment Ranking:#2044
Highest Content Rank:#16
Highest Comment Rank:#1917
Content Thumbs: 186607 total,  202141 ,  15534
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Content Level Progress: 55.98% (5599/10000)
Level 314 Content: Wizard → Level 315 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:11771 times
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#145 - Unless they're a bunch of uneducated lazy *****. And a lot of …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2016 on When there's a cut scene in... 0
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#146 - battletechmech (05/13/2016) [-]
The richest 400 people in america plan to donate 328 billion dollars to charity, 28 billion more than the US government plans to do

You're correct, there's plenty of lazy af rich people who abuse capitalism, but there are still rich people who want to help, running off the assholes will just overburden the non-assholes.
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Soule is getting MORE... +2
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#7 - Comment deleted 05/13/2016 on Soule is getting MORE... +1
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Soule is getting MORE... +1
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#1871 - I'm not desperate, like these other *****, so I'm gonna be str…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2016 on soule's profile 0
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#1872 - soule (05/13/2016) [-]
How am I whining, exactly?
#106 - Agreed. 05/12/2016 on Insanity +8
#26 - Best girl has a cute pussy. I mean CAT! 05/12/2016 on America as a Girl 0
#42 - WHITE KNIGHT!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on Insanity +26
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#64 - therealfell (05/12/2016) [-]
WHITE KNIGHT HOW DARE YOU SPEAK FACTS
#4 - Nowadays it's full of bitch-faced ********** chicks, like the … 05/12/2016 on What in the actual fuck? +4
#90 - That's not always bad though. America in the old days had INNO…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on When there's a cut scene in... +3
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#143 - battletechmech (05/13/2016) [-]
running off your wealthy is never a good idea
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#145 - steamjester (05/13/2016) [-]
Unless they're a bunch of uneducated lazy fucks. And a lot of them are. Look at half the assholes running Walmart. I'm all for Capitalism. Just not Corporatism. It's hinder scienctific achievement as well as our national infrastructure.
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#146 - battletechmech (05/13/2016) [-]
The richest 400 people in america plan to donate 328 billion dollars to charity, 28 billion more than the US government plans to do

You're correct, there's plenty of lazy af rich people who abuse capitalism, but there are still rich people who want to help, running off the assholes will just overburden the non-assholes.
#2 - Sigh...but it's SO FUN getting them worked up.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Male feminists be like... +1
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#6 - captainprincess (05/13/2016) [-]
Youre not getting them worked up
Youre posting on FJ
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#3 - tetrominon (05/12/2016) [-]
And you think they're not enjoying themselves at our expense as well?
#4 - I can feel you on that...I will PM you on how I can relate to this.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Insanity +17
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#247 - cisdroidcommander (05/13/2016) [-]
mention me aswell
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#156 - manter (05/13/2016) [-]
We can all relate man. Share your story.
#119 - thegrimgenius (05/12/2016) [-]
You can't just leave us hanging...
#104 - thenoahgoesree (05/12/2016) [-]
i wanna know too tho
#71 - vilobikee (05/12/2016) [-]
you got something to share whit the class pplease do i realy want to know
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#72 - masteroffj (05/12/2016) [-]
Me as well
#63 - soldiertwo (05/12/2016) [-]
>I can feel you on that
>I will PM you on how I can relate to this.

nigger now you HAVE to tell the story in the comments
#25 - HOW DID YOU GET THAT EXACT ROLL? 05/12/2016 on Fatality Survivor 0
#9 - It's a Joestar! 05/10/2016 on Black Tweets and Stuff... +1
#994 - Don't enable her. I'm annoyed at her whiteknights as much as I… 05/10/2016 on Bye, FJ. -1
#986 - Log in and say that, you anon-cucklord. Don't tell me you'd be… 05/10/2016 on Bye, FJ. +1
#59 - A new friend! 05/10/2016 on steamjester's profile 0
#41 - Israeli Science is awesome, so I like their products. Their po… 05/10/2016 on Seig heil -1
#4 - Is...is this real?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2016 on Do ett. Pls +1
#9 - pleuradispensor (05/16/2016) [-]
>>#5, Tried sending 55 gallons of lube to FBI

says card number is incorrect
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#5 - dbqpdb (05/10/2016) [-]
Test it
#139 - I'd personally dress up my cats/dogs.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2016 on and im going to die alone 0
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#140 - rageshaman (05/09/2016) [-]
I once put jeans on my cat, he did not like it.
#137 - BUT A CHILD TO SOME!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2016 on and im going to die alone 0
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#138 - rageshaman (05/09/2016) [-]
Then why do you let your children run around with their genitals out, even when company is over?
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#139 - steamjester (05/09/2016) [-]
I'd personally dress up my cats/dogs.
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#140 - rageshaman (05/09/2016) [-]
I once put jeans on my cat, he did not like it.
#135 - THE CAT!  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2016 on and im going to die alone 0
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#136 - rageshaman (05/09/2016) [-]
Cat is pet silly human.
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#137 - steamjester (05/09/2016) [-]
BUT A CHILD TO SOME!
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#138 - rageshaman (05/09/2016) [-]
Then why do you let your children run around with their genitals out, even when company is over?
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#139 - steamjester (05/09/2016) [-]
I'd personally dress up my cats/dogs.
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#140 - rageshaman (05/09/2016) [-]
I once put jeans on my cat, he did not like it.
#2063 - TIMING! 05/09/2016 on Hottie Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#2061 - What in the ACTUAL **** was that roll? 05/09/2016 on Hottie Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
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#61 - girguy ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
***** i dont know yo black ass
#62 to #61 - steamjester (7 hours ago) [-]
You will soon enough...and I added you a WHILE back.
#63 to #62 - girguy ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
wull ****
#60 - anon (05/15/2016) [-]
Thanks for posting so much on this site.
I have a huge channels update coming soon which will massively improve channels.
It's going to be amazing.
#58 - warioteam (05/10/2016) [-]
new phone who dis
#59 to #58 - steamjester (05/10/2016) [-]
A new friend!
#55 - ffffyou (02/21/2016) [-]
#54 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#57 to #54 - steamjester (05/05/2016) [-]
Hey, are ratings broken? I was at #25 today and now it's back at 28 + my "highest ranking" is back to 28 as well. Not complaining but that's just weird. Very odd.
#52 - skyrimdovah (09/16/2015) [-]
They say porn is a window to the soul.
#53 to #52 - steamjester (09/16/2015) [-]
Robots are amazing.
#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
#48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
#34 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
#35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
#40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
#30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
#31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
#22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
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