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#5 - Yeeeessss. Yesssssss.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Gayliens +1
User avatar #6 - fuzzyballs (01/21/2013) [-]
thank you for agreeing kind sir/madam/whathaveyou
#7 - steamjester (01/21/2013) [-]
Madame.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.


Well you got caught with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
User avatar #8 - fuzzyballs (01/21/2013) [-]
....and now I regret replying....
#9 - steamjester (01/21/2013) [-]
But a Transexual is a combination of all aforementioned genders. I just made the replying easier. And no worries, I'm a dude. But ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS
#2 - I know, but I still find it entertaining. 01/21/2013 on Gayliens 0
#4 - Oh no, I'm not an atheist. I just find it funny when Religious… 01/19/2013 on Scumbag Benedict -3
#3 - Nice Hydrophobia reference ;) "Save the World. Kill Y… 01/19/2013 on Scumbag Benedict +1
#7 - Seriously. The word faggot shouldn't be used on gay s/LGBT, e… 01/15/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +11
#6 - There are anon comments, then there are Anon-Fags. This kid is… 01/15/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +9
#4 - Weird. My comments are being auto-hidden. Either way, valid po… 01/14/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +11
#3 - Would Steel Legion work for him as well? 01/14/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +11
#2 - OBJECTI-Oh wait. Agreed. Case Closed. 01/14/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +12
#32 - Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on steamjester's profile 0
#33 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#2 - AY! AY Wut. Yu tukin bout mah mum? tukin bout mah mum? Chawlie… 01/09/2013 on LOLOLOL SO GANGSTA +2
#30 - Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on steamjester's profile 0
User avatar #31 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#29 - Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2013 on steamjester's profile 0
User avatar #30 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#19 - Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , onc…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#17 - Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Head…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#15 - Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#2 - I don't get it. Is the reflection on the picture supposed to be it? 01/09/2013 on When you see it 0
#8 - DIE, MY BLIND BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO SERVE A FALSE GO…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#10 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
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Holy emperor shitballs the chaos infestation is bad with this one. Might have to call the Imperial Guard to clean this up.
#15 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made them realize how futile their servitude to your False Emperor really was.
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#7 - FATHER!? NO! YOU SHALL NOT THREAD ONTO MY KINGDOM, FOR YOU ARE… 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#3 - Tzeentch* And also, I forgot to post this, since you're white … 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#2 - Wrong God. I worship Tzeench. Not Slanesh. Nice try though , b…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#6 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
#8 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
DIE, MY BLIND BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO SERVE A FALSE GOD AND A FALSE CAUSE! YOUR EXISTENCE IS ONE THAT IS WITHOUT MEANING AND WITHOUT DIRECTION, THEREFORE YOU ARE A SLAVE!
#10 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
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Holy emperor shitballs the chaos infestation is bad with this one. Might have to call the Imperial Guard to clean this up.
#15 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made them realize how futile their servitude to your False Emperor really was.
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#3 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Tzeentch* And also, I forgot to post this, since you're white knighting on Humanity's behalf. I'm simply pointing out how flawed this pitiful species is.
#9 - That is the funniest comment to log into, all week. 01/08/2013 on This picture... 0
#8 - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 01/08/2013 on This picture... 0
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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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