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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
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#3 - Well that's basically 2 Glaives put together. I'm not sure why…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Holy Shit, it IS real! 0
User avatar #4 - adunsaveme (04/07/2015) [-]
Weird.
#3 - Lel. Was on my day off. Went to the center for SJWs/hippies ot…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on My first Panoramic Shot.... +1
User avatar #4 - bobbyembry (04/07/2015) [-]
It's a cool pic, I couldnt resist though.
User avatar #5 - steamjester (04/07/2015) [-]
Haha, thanks thanks. And no, I get what you mean. I was surrounded by actual hippies that day though. Hippies and hipsters. xD With some normal people in between. lol
#53 - Agreed. 04/06/2015 on Know the difference! +6
#51 - Query: Do you prefer that I set the blaster to stun or kill, M… 04/06/2015 on Know the difference! 0
#13 - What?...I'm a part of the LGBTQIA community and even some of u…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Know the difference! +119
User avatar #115 - missorangejews (04/06/2015) [-]
What about drag queens?
User avatar #103 - zeroqp (04/06/2015) [-]
I agree with you, but don't you think that we shouldn't define people by who they have sex with, and more by who they have feelings for? I think that's the truly defining part of a person's sexuality. You could have sex with anything or anyone if you find it sexy enough (or if you're desperate enough). Household items (and certain food items) can be used as dildos, some people have sex with animals because it just turns them on at times, and sometimes we perform sexual actions on people of the same gender. I wouldn't put someone who was try-sexual as a teen in the same category as someone who genuinely falls in love with someone of the same gender. Nor would I with someone, especially if it's a woman, who can make out and touch the body of another person of the same gender, if they've been drinking or are feeling goofy.

I don't know, it might not have been written as clearly as it could have been, but my point is that we're all freaks. We love sex and we love anything that makes us feel good. That doesn't, in my opinion, define us, and re-define us every time we find a new sexual fetish, or go through a phase in our life (like people having sex in prison with people of the same gender out of desperation for sex). The way I see it, it's the feelings that define us, because you can't help how you feel. You can't help if you fall in love with someone. So that's how you really know if you're gay or not, and that's how you tell the phonies from the real homosexuals.
User avatar #100 - itskennyandjosh (04/06/2015) [-]
I always thought that person on the video was female
User avatar #70 - danniegurl (04/06/2015) [-]
Chris Crocker actually apparently mentally identifies as a female, but likes sex as a man.
User avatar #45 - Ruspanic (04/06/2015) [-]
You know, I've always wondered. One theory on homosexuality is that it's caused by hormone imbalances in the womb. Might it be possible that different degrees of hormones imbalance (e.g. different levels of estrogen affecting the development of a male fetus) might cause different levels of effeminacy or even different degrees of homosexuality? Might explain bisexuals, even.

In case it's not evident from my question, I don't know a lot about biology.
User avatar #60 - iridium (04/06/2015) [-]
There's a LOT of things that correlate to sexuality.

For one, correlation is not causation.

For another, sexuality is generally theorized to be something shaped by your experiences in life, as well as possibly hormones and epigenetics, though the latter is still a developing theory. It doe have to do with the brain, however. But there is no definitive cause of sexual orientation.
User avatar #41 - donatelo (04/06/2015) [-]
hello my gay friend, i have a question...how can i tell if a person is gay?
User avatar #116 - wtfduud (04/06/2015) [-]
You can see little green dots on top of their head if you're gay. It's easiest to see them while they're sucking your dick.
User avatar #61 - iridium (04/06/2015) [-]
You ask, or they tell you.

That's really it. Gaydar is bullshit.
User avatar #33 - honzo (04/06/2015) [-]
people who identify as something other than hetero don't need their own fucking community, just say you're queer damnit.
#31 - wiredguy (04/06/2015) [-]
when I was a youngster we were just the LGBT
the addition of the Q made sense because it's all-encompassing, so nobody gets left out

what the fuck are intersex and asexuals doing trying to hog the glory?
was the inclusion of the Q not fucking enough?

what's next, common usage of LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM?
#12 - LOL! I posted this forever ago. You'll front-page in no time! … 04/05/2015 on Women in video games -3
#6 - I know. -_- 04/05/2015 on Hey, Hitler...you missed one. 0
#4 - Well...maybe. I mean, this notion hasn't been heard of before,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Hey, Hitler...you missed one. 0
User avatar #5 - oxymoronking (04/05/2015) [-]
i mean to hitler
#2 - No, summoning a demonic furnace. 04/05/2015 on 10/10 Would Buy. 0
#1 - Gameshredder , your status is based. And awesome. 04/05/2015 on WHY GAMESHREDDER WHY!? 0
#2812 - I mean an actual game. Not just an HTML myspace kind of thing …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #2813 - posttwo (04/05/2015) [-]
Make your own
User avatar #2819 - ericarthurblair (04/05/2015) [-]
i made one its shit scratch.mit.edu/projects/55813136/#fullscreen click the green flag to run it
#2808 - Why do we not have an FJ RPG? Fakku has one. And Fakku consist…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #2812 - steamjester (04/05/2015) [-]
I mean an actual game. Not just an HTML myspace kind of thing where we get items. Though Items are nice as well. xD
User avatar #2813 - posttwo (04/05/2015) [-]
Make your own
User avatar #2819 - ericarthurblair (04/05/2015) [-]
i made one its shit scratch.mit.edu/projects/55813136/#fullscreen click the green flag to run it
#8 - Wanna try me, you closeted crusty cum-deposit?!? Let me rephra…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Know the difference! +3
#35 - freeezer (04/06/2015) [-]
y-you too
User avatar #51 - steamjester (04/06/2015) [-]
Query: Do you prefer that I set the blaster to stun or kill, Meat-bag?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXvVVCr_6P8
#6 - You make me laugh! On a side note, that's a better reaction th… 04/05/2015 on Mad (zebra) Booty 0
#78 - Actually, Mr. Anarchist (insert picture of nerd going Acctuall… 04/05/2015 on Rad-Fem Mockery. Lol. Funtimes +1
#55 - Well, he could have GOOGLED Jinx Hen-Tai, etc. and found it hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Rad-Fem Mockery. Lol. Funtimes 0
#56 - oplu (04/05/2015) [-]
His interest suddenly piqued my own investigative spirit, so i went and found it out for him. You can call me Super Detective Oplu.
#51 - Are you posting Pr0nz? Why?...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Rad-Fem Mockery. Lol. Funtimes 0
#54 - oplu (04/05/2015) [-]
Our good friend oniseiji asked for sauce, so I linked him sauce in a spoiler. If you're stupid enough to click on a spoilered link at work, especially one from a well known Hentai site, then you deserve to get fired or kicked off the computer by your mom.
User avatar #55 - steamjester (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, he could have GOOGLED Jinx Hen-Tai, etc. and found it himself. What a pleb. It's callllled Google. Or Ask. Or Duck Duck Go if you're paranoid about your search info being found by the government (or sold to a corporation).
#56 - oplu (04/05/2015) [-]
His interest suddenly piqued my own investigative spirit, so i went and found it out for him. You can call me Super Detective Oplu.
#50 - Hey, don't forget...these are Hipsters. They give themselves &… 04/05/2015 on Rad-Fem Mockery. Lol. Funtimes 0
#87 - Why must you be an anon? Why do you not have an account, so th… 04/05/2015 on Mans Best Friend 0
#86 - What is it with you Weebs? I liked this too. As in I favorited…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Mans Best Friend 0
#114 - blackslur (04/05/2015) [-]
#10563611 - It's actually pretty ****** up/weird to get the feels f… 04/04/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10563607 - Why so Autistic? What I did was legitimately funny (at lea… 04/04/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10563598 - Crap. So Haruhi Suzumiya's gonna send her posse after my profi… 04/04/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10563592 - Such a pleb. 04/04/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10563575 - So, somehow the two comments you left on my profile (Korean Mi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10563583 - mercyburris (04/04/2015) [-]
l want to cum on your face
User avatar #10563594 - minearm (04/04/2015) [-]
now you fucked up
don't you know admin is the weeb boss?
#10563611 - steamjester (04/04/2015) [-]
It's actually pretty fucked up/weird to get the feels from someone's fanart based on some fictional animal that some Japanese guy drew to scam little children out of their/their parents' money. >_> But power to Ya. I'll just go back to watching my kind of Anime.
User avatar #10563598 - steamjester (04/04/2015) [-]
Crap. So Haruhi Suzumiya's gonna send her posse after my profile rankings?
User avatar #10563595 - minearm (04/04/2015) [-]
>>#10563575, oops wrong comment
User avatar #10563599 - nelliel (04/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #10563607 - steamjester (04/04/2015) [-]
Why so Autistic? What I did was legitimately funny (at least to me, it was). Some guy posted a pic of a Dog-pokemon growing up with its war-veteran owner and a bunch of plebs were circle-jerking over the "feels" they got from the post.

So, I tested their "feels" by commenting with a picture of "Shovel Dog" (google at your own discretion), with the words: "Wild HitmonChan appears. HitmonChan uses SHOVEL. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE". Yea, I'm a dick. But anyways, Moderator bans me and I come back to see that admin comments are gone too. xD

Is that normal?
User avatar #10563592 - steamjester (04/04/2015) [-]
Such a pleb.

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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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