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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:8/29/2015
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latest user's comments

#2 - **steamjester used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **steamjester rolls 68** 05/19/2015 on Random Comp 0
#3 - Goat Simulator!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Reccomend games for my stream 0
User avatar #5 - magtron (05/19/2015) [-]
will do soon c:
#329 - I'm playing around bro. Good job on the cosplay. It's the inte… 05/19/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
#326 - Whaaaat. You look cool. But that smug look could totally land …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
User avatar #327 - trixcision (05/18/2015) [-]
I was just doing the smug face for shits and giggles, I hate staring at the camera and smiling so I did something else.
User avatar #329 - steamjester (05/19/2015) [-]
I'm playing around bro. Good job on the cosplay. It's the internet. Don't give a flying fuck what people think. I'm personally wanting to do a Bounty Hunter cosplay (just haven't decided which + Boba Fett's armor would cost way too much at the moment).
#278 - EXACTLY! 05/18/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
#277 - I actually kind of agree with you on that. But the quality of …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
User avatar #314 - trixcision (05/18/2015) [-]
dude :C
User avatar #326 - steamjester (05/18/2015) [-]
Whaaaat. You look cool. But that smug look could totally land you in a parody of Star Trek or Flash Gordon. It's too smug for Star Wars but could fit another Cosplay...unless you Cosplay as Anakin. That was one smug bastard.
User avatar #327 - trixcision (05/18/2015) [-]
I was just doing the smug face for shits and giggles, I hate staring at the camera and smiling so I did something else.
User avatar #329 - steamjester (05/19/2015) [-]
I'm playing around bro. Good job on the cosplay. It's the internet. Don't give a flying fuck what people think. I'm personally wanting to do a Bounty Hunter cosplay (just haven't decided which + Boba Fett's armor would cost way too much at the moment).
#5 - Yea, this piece of **** (I googled it and found the ISI… 05/17/2015 on Mallicious Advice Mallard... 0
#1 - This is OBVIOUSLY on reverse, bro. Another one of these is the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Heartless Sailors leave dog... -2
#3 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
#4 - thatuglynat (05/17/2015) [-]
you didnt have a better reaction picture to use than that?
#2 - Someone getting offended on the internet? -gasp- The horror! 05/17/2015 on Mallicious Advice Mallard... +7
#65 - HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY **** ! It's a cartridge tilt! That's… 05/11/2015 on Muscle memory 0
#40 - Okay, I keep seeing this on various posts. What game is this f…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Muscle memory 0
User avatar #43 - crouchingleemur (05/10/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport prepare your laugh box, because its going to get used ALOT
User avatar #65 - steamjester (05/11/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY SHIT! It's a cartridge tilt! That's fucking wonderful. And I thought that the Golden-Eye Cartridge tilts were bad-tastic. xD
#18 - **steamjester used "*roll picture*"** **steamjester rolled … 05/05/2015 on FFS 0
#5 - Not so much the Jews...it's illogical to claim that an entire …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Control + Up! SPREAD THIS... +1
#7 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
Nice try Schlomo, but the cat is out of the bag.
#38 - Well, I guess SOMEBODY's leveled up! I wonder how they'll do i… 05/03/2015 on Have you ever just wanted to 0
#2 - HAHAHHAAH! Just noticed that. xD 05/02/2015 on Bu...but...BLACKLIVESMATTER! +1
#636462 - NYESSSSSS 04/30/2015 on Pokemon 0
#636437 - Blastorch = Best PokeMon to come out of the internet. Because …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #636441 - supertanto (04/29/2015) [-]
is this some stupid joke?
#636462 - steamjester (04/30/2015) [-]
NYESSSSSS
#1219608 - You just don't.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #1219615 - cycloneclone (04/29/2015) [-]
sony always wins
#1219611 - anon (04/29/2015) [-]
ebin
#1148607 - When your possie rolls in with light-power armor and Nazi atti… 04/29/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1477 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
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#1467 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
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#295 - Dunno if OP is posting to be funny or if he's just another but… 04/25/2015 on The Cure for ADHD 0
#108 - You are welcome, meatbag. Creating such an environment was my …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Modern Feminism in a... 0
#116 - oinos (04/22/2015) [-]
Your time is Nye.
#37 - Looks like a guitar hero controller to me. >_>  [+] (8 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Scientific Measurement is... 0
#39 - electronicbacon (04/22/2015) [-]
The neck wood is too light to be a guitar hero controller.
The output jack on the guitar is too oval-ish to be fake.
There are no buttons on the neck.

Have a pic of mine for comparison although mine has a darker neck and is painted differently.
And I still have yet to learn how to play it. Not to mention that I've now had it for about 3 years. I am a lazy fucker.
#42 - lordsaucy (04/22/2015) [-]
Just for the sake of clarity, are you talking about the guitar she's swinging? because we're talking about the one on her back.
User avatar #44 - electronicbacon (04/22/2015) [-]
And yes, I'm talking about the one she's swinging.
User avatar #43 - electronicbacon (04/22/2015) [-]
I can only see one guitar in the picture.
#45 - lordsaucy (04/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 - TheDeadPool (04/22/2015) [-]
I thought that was just fat hanging over her jeans
#49 - bluemagebrilly (04/22/2015) [-]
I honestly didn't see that guitar either, though for different reasons than the other guy.

That's definitely a guitar hero thing.
User avatar #46 - electronicbacon (04/22/2015) [-]
HOLY CRAP.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE BODY WAS ANOTHER PART OF HER SHIRT/DRESS AND THE NECK WAS THE STRAP OF A SATCHEL BAG THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND WAS WEARING.
#7 - Come at me bro. I GOT DAT BASS DOUGH! 04/22/2015 on Scientific Measurement is... -3

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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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