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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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#77 - Yea, he doesn't even check some of his facts. I didn't like hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on Vsauce on /b/ 0
#78 - taycurtis (05/20/2016) [-]
you can tell he doesnt know shit about his topics he just regurgitates what he sees on the riskay interwebz
#37 - Ratchet and Clank was sweet, dude! Check out Metacritics' user… 05/19/2016 on Hoping Ubisoft keeps up the... 0
#36 - I thought that was Ghost Busters...or Batman vs Superman. The … 05/19/2016 on Hoping Ubisoft keeps up the... 0
#69 - Yea, it's a shame.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Based AVGN! Bust them... +3
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#87 - puut (05/19/2016) [-]
But but... I liked Ratatouille.
#42 - I still prefer him over PewDiePie and Markiplier 05/19/2016 on Based AVGN makes Femtards Cry +3
#52 - There's also suspicion that he killed his wife (though it may …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Based AVGN! Bust them... +2
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#67 - vilememory (05/19/2016) [-]
Wait Patton Oswalt is a SJW cuck? Fuck I really liked his stand up...
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#69 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
Yea, it's a shame.
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#87 - puut (05/19/2016) [-]
But but... I liked Ratatouille.
#51 - NAH! He's always been legit. 05/19/2016 on Based AVGN! Bust them... +4
#37 - Good to hear. Keep it Masculine! 05/19/2016 on Motivator of the Day 0
#36 - Okay, emotionally stunted one. Lolol 05/19/2016 on Motivator of the Day 0
#3 - It's retarded Grunge-Goth. I grew up in the 90's. A lot of the… 05/19/2016 on *Vomits* +18
#151 - I used to be an enthusiast in air-crafts, actually. Not exactl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Hillary Snapchat 0
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#213 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
It seems everything the Government spends its money on is overpriced.
#148 - Or you're just another asshole claiming to be a part of the mi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Hillary Snapchat 0
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#150 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
Did you also know that among the several nations participating in the joint strike fighter program, your Israeli example is among them? If their current aircraft was better than the F-35, why would they buy into such an expensive program? Maybe other people could know more on the subject than you.
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#149 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
The point of that is stealth. This aircraft isnt some fucking dogfighting shit you saw in top gun. This aircraft is (literally) miles ahead of f-16 in speed, although maneuverability isn't as high of them of course. The point is it is ahead of every other aircraft in avionics capabilty, stealth, and software. That third article you posted is already out of date with the software issues it mentioned. This aircraft is meant to drop bombs and never be seen coming and be gone before the enemy force can react. It does have air-to-air combat as a measure, but it isn't the point of the aircraft like in the past. Also, you say they "nearly" compete with our f22s and that is to say the f16 may win 1 to the 99 wins the f22 has in simulation. Holy fuck pls you're just so ignorant on the concept and fed all your knowledge from social media
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#151 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
I used to be an enthusiast in air-crafts, actually. Not exactly ignorant. I'm pointing out that IF we were more efficient with our money spent, as well as our research and development, we could create a lot better stuff. What worries me is that people are more concerned with their paychecks than they are with national security. Basically. Does that make sense? Or are you going to vent because you're pissed at whatever personality type you think I am?
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#213 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
It seems everything the Government spends its money on is overpriced.
#145 - They need to get the old scientists who worked on the Saab 35 … 05/19/2016 on Hillary Snapchat 0
#144 - Goddamit! Really? And it's not just one of those "well he…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Hillary Snapchat +1
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#192 - natobro (05/19/2016) [-]
#143 - Yea, okay concern-troll. We couldn't do what the Israelis do a…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Hillary Snapchat 0
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#146 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
I'm actually part of the program. You can't just take another nations aircraft and make anything comparable to it with your fucking "reverse-engineering." Besides, if you payed any more attention to the US aviation programs you would know we have taken our previous aircraft and upgraded them before, but it isn't that simple. Obviously you're not an engineer, just some fucking keyboard warrior. If you even knew what the F-35 was capable of, even now in it's "less-than-mission-capable-state", you would be singing the fucking national anthem with the stars and stripes hung high on your front lawn the the F-35 is fucking protecting.
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#148 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
Or you're just another asshole claiming to be a part of the military. That's always a possibility. And it's the "less-than-mission-capable-state" that I'm talking about. Do you think it could take down a Russian SU-37? Honestly? Secondly, unless you're trolling, I can't see how you could defend your statement. How the fuck do the Israelis have F-16's that can nearly compete with our F-22's? They've customized the living shit out of "outdated" fighters and managed to make them push to peak performance. Explain that, buddy.
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#150 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
Did you also know that among the several nations participating in the joint strike fighter program, your Israeli example is among them? If their current aircraft was better than the F-35, why would they buy into such an expensive program? Maybe other people could know more on the subject than you.
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#149 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
The point of that is stealth. This aircraft isnt some fucking dogfighting shit you saw in top gun. This aircraft is (literally) miles ahead of f-16 in speed, although maneuverability isn't as high of them of course. The point is it is ahead of every other aircraft in avionics capabilty, stealth, and software. That third article you posted is already out of date with the software issues it mentioned. This aircraft is meant to drop bombs and never be seen coming and be gone before the enemy force can react. It does have air-to-air combat as a measure, but it isn't the point of the aircraft like in the past. Also, you say they "nearly" compete with our f22s and that is to say the f16 may win 1 to the 99 wins the f22 has in simulation. Holy fuck pls you're just so ignorant on the concept and fed all your knowledge from social media
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#151 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
I used to be an enthusiast in air-crafts, actually. Not exactly ignorant. I'm pointing out that IF we were more efficient with our money spent, as well as our research and development, we could create a lot better stuff. What worries me is that people are more concerned with their paychecks than they are with national security. Basically. Does that make sense? Or are you going to vent because you're pissed at whatever personality type you think I am?
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#213 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
It seems everything the Government spends its money on is overpriced.
#2 - What is with these ROLLS? Some of them are so ******* accurate… 05/19/2016 on Savage as F*CK +1
#26 - It's more weird in game  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Ultimate Pokefusion Comp 1 0
#27 - fitemeirlbro (05/19/2016) [-]
Yea it's much less cute and has less costumes
#46 - I have the power...of Nintendo! Nevermind. **** the powe… 05/19/2016 on Rey needs direction... +1
#25 - Which sidewalk?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on 10/10 would try IRL 0
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#26 - bornintheeighties (05/19/2016) [-]
Oops maybe "side walk" is more accurate? sorry, my English needs perfecting
#53 - I'm uh...sorry to see that. 05/19/2016 on Roll for your interest +7
#9 - Comment deleted 05/18/2016 on Based AVGN #GhostBuster-Killer 0
#3 - Siege Zeon!...er...I mean... FOR ZAFT!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on Motivator of the Day +2
#50 - ashesllashes (05/19/2016) [-]
fucking tau
#100 - YUP! 05/18/2016 on Rekt 0
#16 - Savage as F*CK! 05/18/2016 on Hillary Snapchat -13
#15 - You know something odd? The US Goverment has spent Tax money o…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Hillary Snapchat +28
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#133 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
I have a feeling like you actually know nothing about the aircraft itself and are speaking ignorantly on the internet.
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#143 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
Yea, okay concern-troll. We couldn't do what the Israelis do and just reverse engineer another nation's fighter-jet and make something better. It would have been a lot cheaper to just combine an F-22 with England's Harrier, but nope. We gotta do everything from scratch. Because some retard thinks he can use corporatism to drain national resources and slow down actual science. Oh and these are only 3 links.

www.alternet.org/fail-400-billion-military-jet-cant-fly-cloudy-weather


blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2014/07/14/pentagons-big-budget-f-35-fighter-cant-turn-cant-climb-cant-run/

www.businessinsider.com/here-are-all-the-problems-with-the-f-35-that-the-pentagon-found-in-a-2014-report-2015-3
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#146 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
I'm actually part of the program. You can't just take another nations aircraft and make anything comparable to it with your fucking "reverse-engineering." Besides, if you payed any more attention to the US aviation programs you would know we have taken our previous aircraft and upgraded them before, but it isn't that simple. Obviously you're not an engineer, just some fucking keyboard warrior. If you even knew what the F-35 was capable of, even now in it's "less-than-mission-capable-state", you would be singing the fucking national anthem with the stars and stripes hung high on your front lawn the the F-35 is fucking protecting.
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#148 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
Or you're just another asshole claiming to be a part of the military. That's always a possibility. And it's the "less-than-mission-capable-state" that I'm talking about. Do you think it could take down a Russian SU-37? Honestly? Secondly, unless you're trolling, I can't see how you could defend your statement. How the fuck do the Israelis have F-16's that can nearly compete with our F-22's? They've customized the living shit out of "outdated" fighters and managed to make them push to peak performance. Explain that, buddy.
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#150 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
Did you also know that among the several nations participating in the joint strike fighter program, your Israeli example is among them? If their current aircraft was better than the F-35, why would they buy into such an expensive program? Maybe other people could know more on the subject than you.
User avatar
#149 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
The point of that is stealth. This aircraft isnt some fucking dogfighting shit you saw in top gun. This aircraft is (literally) miles ahead of f-16 in speed, although maneuverability isn't as high of them of course. The point is it is ahead of every other aircraft in avionics capabilty, stealth, and software. That third article you posted is already out of date with the software issues it mentioned. This aircraft is meant to drop bombs and never be seen coming and be gone before the enemy force can react. It does have air-to-air combat as a measure, but it isn't the point of the aircraft like in the past. Also, you say they "nearly" compete with our f22s and that is to say the f16 may win 1 to the 99 wins the f22 has in simulation. Holy fuck pls you're just so ignorant on the concept and fed all your knowledge from social media
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#151 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
I used to be an enthusiast in air-crafts, actually. Not exactly ignorant. I'm pointing out that IF we were more efficient with our money spent, as well as our research and development, we could create a lot better stuff. What worries me is that people are more concerned with their paychecks than they are with national security. Basically. Does that make sense? Or are you going to vent because you're pissed at whatever personality type you think I am?
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#213 - dontnukeme (05/19/2016) [-]
It seems everything the Government spends its money on is overpriced.
#21 - natobro (05/18/2016) [-]
Shame that even Sanders wants to fund the F-35 as well.
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#144 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
Goddamit! Really? And it's not just one of those "well he voted for the bill because it was with a cluster of other bills and that's how politics works"?
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#192 - natobro (05/19/2016) [-]
#54 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Can i get a ELI5 on this whole F-35 thing?
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#101 - hillaryforpotus (05/19/2016) [-]
The military wants a semi-universal mainline combat aircraft to cut down on maintenance and overall upkeep costs as well as the ability to customize it to suit the individual branches' needs. Wonderful idea in concept... In reality, it's a mess. Finally getting to the end of the mess, but a mess.
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#136 - blackmageewizardt (05/19/2016) [-]
So they want a Leopard 2 that flys?...

Why not just ask us Germans? Not like we also did the Rocket science for you and the Russians.
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#161 - hillaryforpotus (05/19/2016) [-]
Well, if you count the engines it's somewhat German. They're developed by Pratt and Whitney, which is a subsidiary of United Technologies, which was founded by Frederick Rents cheer, who is a German American with immigrant parents.

So it's about as German as Jimmy Dean sausages.
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#162 - hillaryforpotus (05/19/2016) [-]
Frederick Rentschler... Why it was corrected to that is beyond me.
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#145 - steamjester (05/19/2016) [-]
They need to get the old scientists who worked on the Saab 35 Draken, the Harrier, and the F-22...then create an actual sustainable next-gen fighter that can fuck shit up. The F-35 is like the iPod touch of Fighters. The original was better. The next gen is a money grab for a bunch of lazy fucktards who don't know what they're doing.
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#60 - natobro (05/19/2016) [-]
ELI5?
#96 - steampoweredbot (05/19/2016) [-]
ELI5 means "Explain It like I'm 5"
Basically, the anon wants a very simplified explanation of the situation.
#18 - lmrml (05/18/2016) [-]
To create paranoia to turn people against the paranoid ones, ensuring that people are more focused on their own social issues rather than the issues the government creates, all so that they can keep fucking around doing generally whatever they want
that or you're right and just being paranoid on another note the U.S. govt did try to figure out how to brainwash people through torture soooo...
#140 - hexenisalive (05/19/2016) [-]
F-35 is too far in development.

Too much monies spent m8.
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#61 - girguy ONLINE (05/27/2016) [-]
***** i dont know yo black ass
#62 to #61 - steamjester (05/27/2016) [-]
You will soon enough...and I added you a WHILE back.
#63 to #62 - girguy ONLINE (05/27/2016) [-]
wull ****
#60 - anon (05/15/2016) [-]
Thanks for posting so much on this site.
I have a huge channels update coming soon which will massively improve channels.
It's going to be amazing.
#58 - warioteam (05/10/2016) [-]
new phone who dis
#59 to #58 - steamjester (05/10/2016) [-]
A new friend!
#55 - ffffyou (02/21/2016) [-]
#54 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#57 to #54 - steamjester (05/05/2016) [-]
Hey, are ratings broken? I was at #25 today and now it's back at 28 + my "highest ranking" is back to 28 as well. Not complaining but that's just weird. Very odd.
#52 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They say porn is a window to the soul.
#53 to #52 - steamjester (09/16/2015) [-]
Robots are amazing.
#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
#48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
#34 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
#35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
#40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
#30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
#31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
#22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
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