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#3 - People with jobs have to do that though, bruh. Especially nowa… 07/13/2016 on If DOOM/PT/Silent Hill was... 0
#48 - Kind of the point with that (sort of) joke. Play Injustice. It… 07/13/2016 on Clark Kent 0
#47 - HAHAHAHAH! Superboy Prime is as HUMAN as Superman will ever ge… 07/13/2016 on Clark Kent 0
#21 - And for the record, Islam Christianity and Judaism actually wa… 07/13/2016 on Needs to become a Meme 0
#20 - Get f*cked concern-troll. Your fedora casts a larger shadow on… 07/13/2016 on Needs to become a Meme 0
#18 - It'd be funnier if he turned around, snapped joker's neck, the…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Clark Kent -12
#52 - anon (07/13/2016) [-]
You're not a Red Hood fan?
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#54 - steamjester (07/13/2016) [-]
I am indeed a fan of his, but I do recognize that he can be stupid and childish at times. But hear me out when I say this: he's not just an edgy "alternative" to Batman like Shadow was to Sonic. He's the culmination of the anger we all hold towards shitty people in the real world and various fictional universes we read into. He's every fan that yells "Why the FUCK didn't you just kill him when you had the chance to?".

I mean, Batman could literally don a different costume, go on a killing spree, have one of the Robins pose as him while he's doing this, and then disappear and reappear as himself. Gotham would be cleaner. And before anyone uses the "power vacuum" argument, remember...Batman Beyond showed a future where the original villains were either dead or too old/sick to pose a threat. It was relatively BETTER than Gotham during Bruce's youth/mid-ages. The criminals were just copycats and ambitious villains. Not child-brained f*cktards who saw the destruction of humanity as a game, because their personal butthurt made them that wicked (well most of Batman's gallery consist of that. Even the Animated Series made a note of that).
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#56 - killjoyus (07/13/2016) [-]
i mean the thing is there is a difference between a villain getting too old or dying from a non super hero cause. There is no need for a retaliation, no need for some sick fuck who thinks the joker was right to stand up and get revenge. The power vacuum occurs when the source of power is FORCIBLY removed,which is why in the beyond universe it never happened, because the old villains fizzled out.

Also batman is too close to the full blown murder edge to carefully do that, like his whole reason for going out of his way is to not slip down a slope that he knows he is on.

What i think would be a great Alternate universe is that Bruce became a Judge, as well as batman. so that he could catch guys like the joker, and sentence them. But alas it'd probably be less cool than i think
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#28 - baronbrixius (07/13/2016) [-]
you're scaring the children with that edge
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#48 - steamjester (07/13/2016) [-]
Kind of the point with that (sort of) joke. Play Injustice. It's a great game.
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#34 - sketchE (07/13/2016) [-]
good no one should like superman
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#47 - steamjester (07/13/2016) [-]
HAHAHAHAH! Superboy Prime is as HUMAN as Superman will ever get, writing wise. He's a normal person with those sorts of powers.
#30 - Dude. That's a great movie. Like it's REALLY good. It shows al… 07/13/2016 on /pol/ is great 0
#27 - Notice how I said "the latter". I'm always open to a… 07/13/2016 on /pol/ is great 0
#24 - Pro Nationalism. The French must disappear if the human race i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on /pol/ is great +1
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#27 - steamjester (07/13/2016) [-]
Notice how I said "the latter". I'm always open to a third option, unlike the French (Romantic Cultures). If you look at the middle east, the cultures that were near-identical to the French (Wahabi Arabs) caused the most problems, attempted genocide then tried to play innocent (like the Turks), while the Germanic-like cultures (Kurds, Persians, Indians, etc) were all about efficiency and a BALANCE of humility/kindness/art.

All other cultures: Windows and Linux. French/Spanish/Arabic cultures? Mac OS.
#2 - Nah. If you willingly join a machine that beats back the weak,… 07/13/2016 on Can't wait for the rest of... 0