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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#109
Comment Ranking:#14076
Highest Content Rank:#54
Highest Comment Rank:#5940
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Level 269 Content: Pure Win → Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Subscribers:6
Content Views:3702269
Times Content Favorited:5440 times
Total Comments Made:565
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latest user's comments

#11 - Simple! Refer to Newton's Third Law of Emotion. 05/24/2015 on FEM-"Equality" or "Separate... +1
#2 - Agreed, but still. I mean heck, wouldn't you want a war wi… 05/24/2015 on Random Comp #2 0
#318 - This is weeks...no, months old. Why are you guys still going a… 05/24/2015 on Feminist Logic: "Empowering... 0
#4 - You didn't find it the slightest bit funny or odd that a child… 05/23/2015 on Wait for the ending. 0
#29 - Luckily not! It's not a snuff film thank God.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on puppy time +1
#38 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what those are, and I don't want to find out
#23 - The source is "Beast", this award winning short film…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on puppy time +4
#37 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
>burns for about 2 seconds
>doesn't try to save it

also

>hit by slow moving truck
>instantly dead
User avatar #27 - darthblam (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow.. I mean, I know the dad is supposed to be an abusive monster, but holy fuck that kid is just as fucking psychotic to murder a totally innocent puppy in such a horrible way just to spite his father.
#26 - saltyfries (05/21/2015) [-]
no animals were harmed right?
User avatar #29 - steamjester (05/21/2015) [-]
Luckily not! It's not a snuff film thank God.
#38 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what those are, and I don't want to find out
#22 - Yes...puppy time. We'll call it that.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2015 on puppy time -2
User avatar #23 - steamjester (05/21/2015) [-]
The source is "Beast", this award winning short film about an abusive guy who is obsessed with his puppy, yet beats his own kid and wife to the point where the kid outright murders the dog.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_P23FE6QrY
#37 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
>burns for about 2 seconds
>doesn't try to save it

also

>hit by slow moving truck
>instantly dead
User avatar #27 - darthblam (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow.. I mean, I know the dad is supposed to be an abusive monster, but holy fuck that kid is just as fucking psychotic to murder a totally innocent puppy in such a horrible way just to spite his father.
#26 - saltyfries (05/21/2015) [-]
no animals were harmed right?
User avatar #29 - steamjester (05/21/2015) [-]
Luckily not! It's not a snuff film thank God.
#38 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what those are, and I don't want to find out
#245 - did someone seriously post spam? and a phishing scam at that. 05/19/2015 on PC Master-Race 0
#26 - Yea, go back to your heavy breathing, hardcore typing, and MLP…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Random Comp -1
#40 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
>I don't give a fuck
>Types out all that neckbeardy bullshit
#9 - **steamjester used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **steamjester rolls 4…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Dense Feminism DERP 0
#10 - auradan (05/19/2015) [-]
specific rolls?
please explain.
I attach pictures by myself.
User avatar #13 - jarandram (05/19/2015) [-]
**jarandram used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**jarandram rolls 40**
you all suck jeeez ;)
#20 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 12** go fuck ur self
#14 - iwantfun has deleted their comment.
#2 - **steamjester used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **steamjester rolls 68** 05/19/2015 on Random Comp 0
#3 - Goat Simulator!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Reccomend games for my stream 0
User avatar #5 - magtron (05/19/2015) [-]
will do soon c:
#329 - I'm playing around bro. Good job on the cosplay. It's the inte… 05/19/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
#326 - Whaaaat. You look cool. But that smug look could totally land …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
User avatar #327 - trixcision (05/18/2015) [-]
I was just doing the smug face for shits and giggles, I hate staring at the camera and smiling so I did something else.
User avatar #329 - steamjester (05/19/2015) [-]
I'm playing around bro. Good job on the cosplay. It's the internet. Don't give a flying fuck what people think. I'm personally wanting to do a Bounty Hunter cosplay (just haven't decided which + Boba Fett's armor would cost way too much at the moment).
#278 - EXACTLY! 05/18/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
#277 - I actually kind of agree with you on that. But the quality of …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
User avatar #314 - trixcision (05/18/2015) [-]
dude :C
User avatar #326 - steamjester (05/18/2015) [-]
Whaaaat. You look cool. But that smug look could totally land you in a parody of Star Trek or Flash Gordon. It's too smug for Star Wars but could fit another Cosplay...unless you Cosplay as Anakin. That was one smug bastard.
User avatar #327 - trixcision (05/18/2015) [-]
I was just doing the smug face for shits and giggles, I hate staring at the camera and smiling so I did something else.
User avatar #329 - steamjester (05/19/2015) [-]
I'm playing around bro. Good job on the cosplay. It's the internet. Don't give a flying fuck what people think. I'm personally wanting to do a Bounty Hunter cosplay (just haven't decided which + Boba Fett's armor would cost way too much at the moment).
#5 - Yea, this piece of **** (I googled it and found the ISI… 05/17/2015 on Mallicious Advice Mallard... 0
#1 - This is OBVIOUSLY on reverse, bro. Another one of these is the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Heartless Sailors leave dog... -2
#3 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
#4 - thatuglynat (05/17/2015) [-]
you didnt have a better reaction picture to use than that?
#2 - Someone getting offended on the internet? -gasp- The horror! 05/17/2015 on Mallicious Advice Mallard... +7
#65 - HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY **** ! It's a cartridge tilt! That's… 05/11/2015 on Muscle memory 0
#40 - Okay, I keep seeing this on various posts. What game is this f…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Muscle memory 0
User avatar #43 - crouchingleemur (05/10/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport prepare your laugh box, because its going to get used ALOT
User avatar #65 - steamjester (05/11/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY SHIT! It's a cartridge tilt! That's fucking wonderful. And I thought that the Golden-Eye Cartridge tilts were bad-tastic. xD
#18 - **steamjester used "*roll picture*"** **steamjester rolled … 05/05/2015 on FFS 0
#5 - Not so much the Jews...it's illogical to claim that an entire …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Control + Up! SPREAD THIS... +1
#7 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
Nice try Schlomo, but the cat is out of the bag.
#38 - Well, I guess SOMEBODY's leveled up! I wonder how they'll do i… 05/03/2015 on Have you ever just wanted to 0
#2 - HAHAHHAAH! Just noticed that. xD 05/02/2015 on Bu...but...BLACKLIVESMATTER! +1

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#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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