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#7 - Dunno whether you're being sarcastic or serious. I understand … 08/25/2016 on I just had to. It had to be... +3
#90 - Dude. I hate Chink clones. -_- They break SO f*cking fast, it'… 08/25/2016 on Holy Shiva, the Detailing... +1
#584 - I WIN ALL THE KEKS, FUNNY JUNK! I HAVE ROLLED THAT WHICH RUSTL… 08/25/2016 on Roll for ugliest girl 0
#583 - **steamjester used "*roll picture*"** **steamjester rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Roll for ugliest girl 0
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#584 - steamjester (08/25/2016) [-]
I WIN ALL THE KEKS, FUNNY JUNK! I HAVE ROLLED THAT WHICH RUSTLES BRONIE JIMMIES! YES!

PINK GUY  KILL YOURSELF
#11 - Oh! So not ME. As in you're talking about Liberals. kk. Yea, I…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2016 on A Grave Warning. #Islam... 0
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#16 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
Sociopaths are indeed 100% human, lol. I'm not even going to try to tell you how wrong you are with that one! They are not literally from different parts of the phylogenetic tree. How can a mother give birth to two children, one of which is a sociopath while the other is not? They obviously came from the same parent and hence are scientifically the same species.

I guess this must be your incredible Islamic brain ticking over. And it is fucking hilarious how you're a blue name here and yet you censor your own swear words. Thanks mate, you've made me laugh my fucking balls off today!
#25 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
Generally the only people that defend evil are either evil, naive, or just complete pussies. You sir are one of those 3. It is not something that looks good on your end.
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#20 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
Human beings have empathy towards one another. I've tried having empathy towards sociopaths. I can't. They behave like insects (specifically Spiders). They're NOT interested in understanding their prey or why their prey squirm in pain. Their brains are wired differently. If Coyotes are different from Wolves, then they must be different from us.

A mother wolf can birth a healthy cub and a mutated one. If the mutated one breeds, it creates a new line. A new breed, which is eventually considered a new species. You're either a troll or just uneducated trash. Try harder.
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#51 - gotthembarrels (9 hours ago) [-]
But psychological defections like sociopathy (which is an outdated term at best) aren't neccesarily genetic. Sociopaths can give birth to, or be the father of (not raise, but you know) perfectly normal humans. This has been proven. Many times. You make it sound like if some one is a sociopath, that any child of theirs is bound to be a sociopath and that is incorrect.

In converse, normal people can wind up raising sociopathic children.
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#71 - steamjester (5 hours ago) [-]
No no, you're 500% right, dude. But their GRAND children or Nieces/Nephews/etc will carry it. If we can find a way to cure it without having to resort to Nazism, that'd be grand. As in, remove all diseases from the human genome.
#9 - Glad we're on the same page about cats. lol 08/25/2016 on A Grave Warning. #Islam... +2
#8 - I don't approve. I approve killing those who do. I just don't …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/25/2016 on A Grave Warning. #Islam... +1
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#15 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
Your culture is infidel culture. Islam has done nothing for the world in 500 years. Wake up to the fairy tale.
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#21 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
You could always get mental health, "mate". By the way, if I type fuck on here, it shows up as **** for anyone who's not signed in. I prefer that non-users see which cuss words I'm using, so I type f*ck. And I'm a part of White Culture. If you're a lower-class hick, you deserve everything that's coming your way.
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#10 - doctorshrinker (08/25/2016) [-]
I meant the royal you. "You" as in- people that are liberals, SJW's, etc.
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#11 - steamjester (08/25/2016) [-]
Oh! So not ME. As in you're talking about Liberals. kk. Yea, I don't even know. They're Sociopaths. That's all I can think of. They get off on seeing human misery. I honestly want to see the Nazis or SOMETHING similar come into power and kill these monsters. Sociopaths aren't technically even human. Their brains have a different wiring and chemistry than humans. By scientific definition, they're a different dichotomy than we are.

It's like Coyotes and Wolves. Similar. Not the same species. So why do we have to tolerate them? Just because they came out of some woman's v*gina, they're "human"? They're LITERALLY from a different part of the phylogenetic tree (evolutionary tree) than we are, yet our Media (which they also make) teaches our children to NOT hurt them, even when they hurt/enslave us. As in, if a monster takes everything away from you, don't fight back, because you'll be "just as bad".
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#16 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
Sociopaths are indeed 100% human, lol. I'm not even going to try to tell you how wrong you are with that one! They are not literally from different parts of the phylogenetic tree. How can a mother give birth to two children, one of which is a sociopath while the other is not? They obviously came from the same parent and hence are scientifically the same species.

I guess this must be your incredible Islamic brain ticking over. And it is fucking hilarious how you're a blue name here and yet you censor your own swear words. Thanks mate, you've made me laugh my fucking balls off today!
#25 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
Generally the only people that defend evil are either evil, naive, or just complete pussies. You sir are one of those 3. It is not something that looks good on your end.
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#20 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
Human beings have empathy towards one another. I've tried having empathy towards sociopaths. I can't. They behave like insects (specifically Spiders). They're NOT interested in understanding their prey or why their prey squirm in pain. Their brains are wired differently. If Coyotes are different from Wolves, then they must be different from us.

A mother wolf can birth a healthy cub and a mutated one. If the mutated one breeds, it creates a new line. A new breed, which is eventually considered a new species. You're either a troll or just uneducated trash. Try harder.
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#51 - gotthembarrels (9 hours ago) [-]
But psychological defections like sociopathy (which is an outdated term at best) aren't neccesarily genetic. Sociopaths can give birth to, or be the father of (not raise, but you know) perfectly normal humans. This has been proven. Many times. You make it sound like if some one is a sociopath, that any child of theirs is bound to be a sociopath and that is incorrect.

In converse, normal people can wind up raising sociopathic children.
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#71 - steamjester (5 hours ago) [-]
No no, you're 500% right, dude. But their GRAND children or Nieces/Nephews/etc will carry it. If we can find a way to cure it without having to resort to Nazism, that'd be grand. As in, remove all diseases from the human genome.
#6 - As in, at least the Autist has a MAMMAL brain. The Sociopath i…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on A Grave Warning. #Islam... +1
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#17 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
Talking about mass murdering an entire group of people that you disagree with makes you the sociopath.
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#22 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
The best part is that you think it's a "disagreement" if someone wants to be free/happy (or if a group of people want to be free/enjoy their lives or come together to build something or preserve knowledge) while a group of mentally ill freaks want to kill/control/torture everyone. Jeez your brain's rotten. You make liberals look and sound intelligent.
#19 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
Not really? Maybe by some twisted naive Western liberal retard-logic, sure. But in terms of logic? 100% cold logic? I'd be naive to take the footsteps of my ancestors who exiled these monster. They went into the desert, inbred, and then came back in full force to enslave/rape/murder everything. You're the sociopath for pretending to be a moral-fag in the matter. Why? Because you're willing to let them destroy everything (including human evolution), either because you're a moral fag or because you have Stockholm syndrome like Harley Quinn (something Western Females seem to strive to be).

Let me put it this way: Batman kills the Joker at the end of the Killing Joke. He realizes that there are no other options. The Joker himself points it out indirectly by saying that it's simply "in his nature" (he makes a joke similar to the analogy of the Frog and Scorpion crossing a river).
#4 - It's Sociopathy. It's worse than Autism. At least Autists act …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on A Grave Warning. #Islam... +2
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#7 - leonhardt (08/25/2016) [-]
>At least Autists act like giant stupid cats.

I now understand my cat better
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#9 - steamjester (08/25/2016) [-]
Glad we're on the same page about cats. lol
#3 - I'm a Muslim. I don't seek to kill homosexuals or nonbelievers…  [+] (23 new replies) 08/25/2016 on A Grave Warning. #Islam... +5
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#18 - smartythechicken (16 hours ago) [-]
im not being a troll
bro, i dont want to argue with you but its still a shit religion. of course, all religions are shit religions, but hear me out

islam has the whole Hijra thing. it also has another thing which i cant remember whats called, that allows a muslim to commit blasphemous acts as long as they do it for the sake of allah.

that means that, if islam really was a religion of peace, why would muhammed write it in the book? it would only cause mischief and trust issues between nations, and muslims would be taught that they were superior to anyone else. you see, when someone says they believe in a book like that, they also lock themselves into that book. you cant escape from that book, ever, because your prophet decided to write that.

furthermore, if muhammed was told by allah to write this down, then allah knows that mistrust would have been the consequence.

TLDR i dont like islam, and i dont udnerstand how you can.
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#42 - squidamon (10 hours ago) [-]
I think that would be taqiyya
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#23 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
Hey, at least you were polite and cordial. Well, you have to understand, the Islam that the west is familiar with is the same kind of Islam that my ancestors (and the rest of Asia, not just the White folks) have been fighting against. Our Islam is more similar to a form of Buddhism mixed with Christianity. It's focused on ascension (eventually leaving the shell that is the human body and becoming something more).

I'm personally THRILLED to see science pushing forward (especially bio-tech involving artificial limbs/etc). There's a lot of Crap-Muslims who are terrified, but I don't care what they think. They're the reason we have wars in the Middle East, so you have every right to dislike them. I blame your media for shutting up anyone who tries to make a distinction between the 2 types of Muslim (they make it sound like Arabic culture is the ONLY form of Islam).
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#26 - smartythechicken (12 hours ago) [-]
thank you, yeah, but you still have the whole lying thing.
my point stands. you believe in a book which says that you are allowed to manipulate people and immigrate to their countries to spread islam. the book also says all that shit about women and gays, and frankly it is just really fucked up.

i once read that "the quran is a book written by the criminal mastermind muhammed", and how am i to disprove of your prophet being a criminal mastermind, with the point i made before?

i was born in my country, and my country is founded on christian beliefs. however, i have taken what i want from the bible, without taking everything from it. if i took everything i would be as much of a nut-job as those guys who go into the streets with "god hates fags" signs.
i dont believe in the whole book, and that makes me not christian. that just makes me a better person than those who do follow a book blindly.

Islam can be much like that too, can be interpreted as a book with good intentions and i think that you might be a good person, however that really cannot be confirmed because of the whole "being allowed to commit blasphemous acts" thing. no, really, that shit isnt cool fam.

an "islamic" "terrorist" was arrested down the street from where i live. she had a bomb, but i dont think she was ever gonna use it. she was just an edgy cunt trying to get attention. i agree with you whole heartedly that the media is fucking us over, and that some "muslims" are truly entitled to the prestigious rank of shit-skin. some "muslims" are just like the person down my street: attention-whoring faggots.

still, my point stands that islam is a shit religion, because it is based off the quran. that doesnt mean that people cant be good and still worship allah. the way i see it: you gotta ignore the black clouds to see the rainbow.
#29 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Shit dude, you made the Mooslim angry by citing his own religion against him!
That's the bane of all Muzzies!
Not logic! Noooooo!
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#27 - steamjester (12 hours ago) [-]
Look dude, you basically JUST inferred that I'm possibly lying or can commit "blasphemous acts". Research things before you insult people you can otherwise have courteous discussions with. I already mentioned that I come from a different branch of Islam. Why do you think the Arabs want to kill the Whites in the Middle East? We refused to adopt their interpretation of the Quran, because it essentially allows them to infiltrate ALL cultures and systematically wipe them out. They're devil-worshippers. They wouldn't understand God if God smacked them in the face.
#30 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Basically, saying you're a Muslim and that those 'other Muslims' are not 'real Muslims' is what all Muslims do once one of them does something bad.
'REAL Islam is peaceful! He wasn't a REAL Muslim!'
Despite all evidence to the contrary.

If you want to preach Buddhism, say so, call yourself a Buddhist, literally no one equates Muslims with peace and happiness.
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#33 - steamjester (12 hours ago) [-]
So you're setting a false dichotomy. Wonderful. And no, if I'm a Suufi, I'm technically a Muslim, due to old Middle Eastern politics. If we don't call ourselves Muslim, the Arabs will kill us. They want to kill us ANYWAYS because we're white. Suufis and Shias have a different Philosophy than regular Muslims. We believe that humans are human, thus humans make mistakes. The Arabs have a rigid code of violence that they hard ever follow, unless it benefits them somehow (hence why they cower behind their religion).


Why do you think that Iranians call themselves Muslim? A lot of us HATE the Arabs for everything they've done to us and those around us. We don't hate their race. We hate their actions and their disgusting culture. Well, the educated among us at least. Most of our teenagers and youth are hipsters (just like yours) and they're Naive so they think they can make peace with an adversary that uses Islam to wipe out other races. Sigh.
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#31 - steamjester (12 hours ago) [-]
Yea. I'm not Arab and I'm a little sick of paranoid folks like you throwing that around. Did you want to have a discussion or were you trying to bait me? That's THEIR culture. If you don't want to believe me or the Kurdish/Persian struggle with these monsters, it's whatever. You deserve whatever comes your way once your "allies" turn on you. Oh...wait...they already are. Last time I checked, the Arabs have been using Taqiyya to infiltrate various EU nations and now the US. Your Politicians are aware, but it's convenient for them to ignore it and to brand us as "racists".

But what was that one German phrase? No pity for the masses? Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit. You bring this upon yourself by not making alliances with other whites. Are you people THAT inept? Or is it just your own religious Dogma? You're paranoid about Celtic and Scandinavian Paganism. You're afraid of advanced science. You ban books that offend you. And then you turn around and compare possible allies to known enemies, while your elected officials bend over for said enemies, just to make a buck. Whatevs. World's going to end anyways. Why do I even bother?
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#14 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
If You Are A Muslim You Are Retarded That is all.
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#5 - doctorshrinker (08/25/2016) [-]
As cool as that is, with due respect bring it up to lotengo or another guy in that field. I'm not talking about Islam right now.

I'm just asking how you can say that you approve of the killing of someone because of their race/sexuality/gender or whatever because of a "cultural/religious belief".
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#8 - steamjester (08/25/2016) [-]
I don't approve. I approve killing those who do. I just don't want to get dragged in with them, not just out of survival-instinct, but because I hate them for everything they've done to my race/tribe/culture/whatever you wanna call it.

My culture is White culture. We want to build. Want to preserve knowledge. We want to go out into space. They're Desert-Arabs. They're not respectable. Their culture literally teaches them "Your neighbor's daughter will one day be your sex slave, his son will be your worker slave, and if you're lucky you can rape his wife before her t*ts sag". They're basically animals. Scientifically, they're inbred and inbred humans tend to be the least bright and most vicious creatures on the planet.
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#15 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
Your culture is infidel culture. Islam has done nothing for the world in 500 years. Wake up to the fairy tale.
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#21 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
You could always get mental health, "mate". By the way, if I type fuck on here, it shows up as **** for anyone who's not signed in. I prefer that non-users see which cuss words I'm using, so I type f*ck. And I'm a part of White Culture. If you're a lower-class hick, you deserve everything that's coming your way.
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#10 - doctorshrinker (08/25/2016) [-]
I meant the royal you. "You" as in- people that are liberals, SJW's, etc.
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#11 - steamjester (08/25/2016) [-]
Oh! So not ME. As in you're talking about Liberals. kk. Yea, I don't even know. They're Sociopaths. That's all I can think of. They get off on seeing human misery. I honestly want to see the Nazis or SOMETHING similar come into power and kill these monsters. Sociopaths aren't technically even human. Their brains have a different wiring and chemistry than humans. By scientific definition, they're a different dichotomy than we are.

It's like Coyotes and Wolves. Similar. Not the same species. So why do we have to tolerate them? Just because they came out of some woman's v*gina, they're "human"? They're LITERALLY from a different part of the phylogenetic tree (evolutionary tree) than we are, yet our Media (which they also make) teaches our children to NOT hurt them, even when they hurt/enslave us. As in, if a monster takes everything away from you, don't fight back, because you'll be "just as bad".
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#16 - popeflatus (18 hours ago) [-]
Sociopaths are indeed 100% human, lol. I'm not even going to try to tell you how wrong you are with that one! They are not literally from different parts of the phylogenetic tree. How can a mother give birth to two children, one of which is a sociopath while the other is not? They obviously came from the same parent and hence are scientifically the same species.

I guess this must be your incredible Islamic brain ticking over. And it is fucking hilarious how you're a blue name here and yet you censor your own swear words. Thanks mate, you've made me laugh my fucking balls off today!
#25 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
Generally the only people that defend evil are either evil, naive, or just complete pussies. You sir are one of those 3. It is not something that looks good on your end.
User avatar
#20 - steamjester (13 hours ago) [-]
Human beings have empathy towards one another. I've tried having empathy towards sociopaths. I can't. They behave like insects (specifically Spiders). They're NOT interested in understanding their prey or why their prey squirm in pain. Their brains are wired differently. If Coyotes are different from Wolves, then they must be different from us.

A mother wolf can birth a healthy cub and a mutated one. If the mutated one breeds, it creates a new line. A new breed, which is eventually considered a new species. You're either a troll or just uneducated trash. Try harder.
User avatar
#51 - gotthembarrels (9 hours ago) [-]
But psychological defections like sociopathy (which is an outdated term at best) aren't neccesarily genetic. Sociopaths can give birth to, or be the father of (not raise, but you know) perfectly normal humans. This has been proven. Many times. You make it sound like if some one is a sociopath, that any child of theirs is bound to be a sociopath and that is incorrect.

In converse, normal people can wind up raising sociopathic children.
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#71 - steamjester (5 hours ago) [-]
No no, you're 500% right, dude. But their GRAND children or Nieces/Nephews/etc will carry it. If we can find a way to cure it without having to resort to Nazism, that'd be grand. As in, remove all diseases from the human genome.