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#2 - Yes. Yes we should. 09/12/2013 on INSPECTION! +3
#2 - I have no idea. Conspiracy much, maybe? 09/04/2013 on This. Just this. 0
#83 - Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my u… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#82 - Meta Alphas = Chaos. You're obviously too stupid / tastele… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#79 - YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, BROTHER!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#80 - devout feminist (09/04/2013) [-]
>Pretends to be alpha
>References Warhammer 40k

Way to ruin ALL of your alpha credibility in one post you fucking beta neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my use of the word pussy wasn't misogynistic or anything. White-knight harder, brosef.
User avatar #82 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Meta Alphas = Chaos.
You're obviously too stupid / tasteless to realize this.
Also, google "blood knight" while you're at it, 4chan-dwelling child.
#78 - Oh, and wolves keep the flock in check so that it won't overgr… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#76 - Then you're a Shepherd. I'm a wolf. They are boars. What are y…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
User avatar #78 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and wolves keep the flock in check so that it won't overgraze. The proper term is meta-alpha. There are 3 subtypes to every type. Static/Active/Meta. Meta-Betas, however, are the worst. They're the folks who kidnap/rape/etc. to make themselves feel better.

Then you have the Meta-Alpha anti-hero who removes them from society...permanently!
#77 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
children please. our gods were growing ancient before your pathetic emperor took his first feeble steps
#79 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, BROTHER!
#80 - devout feminist (09/04/2013) [-]
>Pretends to be alpha
>References Warhammer 40k

Way to ruin ALL of your alpha credibility in one post you fucking beta neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my use of the word pussy wasn't misogynistic or anything. White-knight harder, brosef.
User avatar #82 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Meta Alphas = Chaos.
You're obviously too stupid / tasteless to realize this.
Also, google "blood knight" while you're at it, 4chan-dwelling child.
#74 - What if I do all of that, but still want to see a world withou…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#75 - sloot (09/04/2013) [-]
I'd rather try and help people that are betas than kill them all off. It is possible to change.
User avatar #76 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Then you're a Shepherd. I'm a wolf. They are boars. What are you going to make out of boars? Pigs to make bacon with? They're still going to attack your flock of sheep at the end of the day. At least you can make dogs out of wolves and protect your flock.

In other words, why waste your resources on a group of people who are going to fuck things up ANYWAYS. Just off them when you get the chance, like the good 'ol days. Every nation that has done that has experienced significant improvements.
User avatar #78 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and wolves keep the flock in check so that it won't overgraze. The proper term is meta-alpha. There are 3 subtypes to every type. Static/Active/Meta. Meta-Betas, however, are the worst. They're the folks who kidnap/rape/etc. to make themselves feel better.

Then you have the Meta-Alpha anti-hero who removes them from society...permanently!
#77 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
children please. our gods were growing ancient before your pathetic emperor took his first feeble steps
#79 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, BROTHER!
#80 - devout feminist (09/04/2013) [-]
>Pretends to be alpha
>References Warhammer 40k

Way to ruin ALL of your alpha credibility in one post you fucking beta neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my use of the word pussy wasn't misogynistic or anything. White-knight harder, brosef.
User avatar #82 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Meta Alphas = Chaos.
You're obviously too stupid / tasteless to realize this.
Also, google "blood knight" while you're at it, 4chan-dwelling child.
#3 - wait, wait. There's a FJ-noob downthumbing people randomly? Wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Well played, Hallmark! 0
User avatar #4 - brageok (09/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right, but like everyone has been posting this picture and he is always one of the first ones to do it.
#72 - Also, DEATH TO THE BETA! AND ALL HIS SLAVES (an Omega followin… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#71 - This is true, but beta-females have been known for abusing Alp…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#73 - sloot (09/04/2013) [-]
Betas get depressed and post sappy bullshit like this and complain about how girls are evil and life isn't fair. Alphas also get depressed at times but try and improve themselves instead of being pathetic and bitching. Confidence is the key... Not fake unjustified confidence. Real confidence you have earned, get ripped in the gym, get good grades, volunteer and help people in need... Go help a random person without even being asked. Those are all real things to be confident about that women pick up on... plus are great small talk ;)
User avatar #74 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
What if I do all of that, but still want to see a world without betas? Like...a final solution, planet-wide? We'd be on Mars and Jupiter right now if it weren't for betas running 75% of all world governments/media/religion(still a part of media).
#75 - sloot (09/04/2013) [-]
I'd rather try and help people that are betas than kill them all off. It is possible to change.
User avatar #76 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Then you're a Shepherd. I'm a wolf. They are boars. What are you going to make out of boars? Pigs to make bacon with? They're still going to attack your flock of sheep at the end of the day. At least you can make dogs out of wolves and protect your flock.

In other words, why waste your resources on a group of people who are going to fuck things up ANYWAYS. Just off them when you get the chance, like the good 'ol days. Every nation that has done that has experienced significant improvements.
User avatar #78 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and wolves keep the flock in check so that it won't overgraze. The proper term is meta-alpha. There are 3 subtypes to every type. Static/Active/Meta. Meta-Betas, however, are the worst. They're the folks who kidnap/rape/etc. to make themselves feel better.

Then you have the Meta-Alpha anti-hero who removes them from society...permanently!
#77 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
children please. our gods were growing ancient before your pathetic emperor took his first feeble steps
#79 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, BROTHER!
#80 - devout feminist (09/04/2013) [-]
>Pretends to be alpha
>References Warhammer 40k

Way to ruin ALL of your alpha credibility in one post you fucking beta neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my use of the word pussy wasn't misogynistic or anything. White-knight harder, brosef.
User avatar #82 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Meta Alphas = Chaos.
You're obviously too stupid / tasteless to realize this.
Also, google "blood knight" while you're at it, 4chan-dwelling child.
#68 - I hate betas. I really do. But this CAN happen to Alphas as we…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -3
#70 - sloot (09/04/2013) [-]
Alphas don't fall in love with every girl that gives them attention and realize when they are getting used, and when a girl goes from GF material to pump and dump material...
#72 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Also, DEATH TO THE BETA! AND ALL HIS SLAVES (an Omega following a beta is as bad as the beta). FOR CHAOS WE MARCH! FOR DEATH WE STRIVE! OUR CONFLICT IS ETERNAL, FOR CHAOS WILL NEVER END!
User avatar #71 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
This is true, but beta-females have been known for abusing Alpha males after said Alpha rebuilds their pathetic "confidence" (their unjustified ego). I'm just a blood knight. xD I eat White Knights as my morning appetizer (the one that comes before breakfast).
#73 - sloot (09/04/2013) [-]
Betas get depressed and post sappy bullshit like this and complain about how girls are evil and life isn't fair. Alphas also get depressed at times but try and improve themselves instead of being pathetic and bitching. Confidence is the key... Not fake unjustified confidence. Real confidence you have earned, get ripped in the gym, get good grades, volunteer and help people in need... Go help a random person without even being asked. Those are all real things to be confident about that women pick up on... plus are great small talk ;)
User avatar #74 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
What if I do all of that, but still want to see a world without betas? Like...a final solution, planet-wide? We'd be on Mars and Jupiter right now if it weren't for betas running 75% of all world governments/media/religion(still a part of media).
#75 - sloot (09/04/2013) [-]
I'd rather try and help people that are betas than kill them all off. It is possible to change.
User avatar #76 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Then you're a Shepherd. I'm a wolf. They are boars. What are you going to make out of boars? Pigs to make bacon with? They're still going to attack your flock of sheep at the end of the day. At least you can make dogs out of wolves and protect your flock.

In other words, why waste your resources on a group of people who are going to fuck things up ANYWAYS. Just off them when you get the chance, like the good 'ol days. Every nation that has done that has experienced significant improvements.
User avatar #78 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and wolves keep the flock in check so that it won't overgraze. The proper term is meta-alpha. There are 3 subtypes to every type. Static/Active/Meta. Meta-Betas, however, are the worst. They're the folks who kidnap/rape/etc. to make themselves feel better.

Then you have the Meta-Alpha anti-hero who removes them from society...permanently!
#77 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
children please. our gods were growing ancient before your pathetic emperor took his first feeble steps
#79 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, BROTHER!
#80 - devout feminist (09/04/2013) [-]
>Pretends to be alpha
>References Warhammer 40k

Way to ruin ALL of your alpha credibility in one post you fucking beta neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my use of the word pussy wasn't misogynistic or anything. White-knight harder, brosef.
User avatar #82 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Meta Alphas = Chaos.
You're obviously too stupid / tasteless to realize this.
Also, google "blood knight" while you're at it, 4chan-dwelling child.
#2 - Taking over the world, one Japan at a time. 08/29/2013 on Japanese People. 0
#4 - I don't torrent. 'Tis boring + half the time, the stuff I look… 08/24/2013 on That Logic! 0
#16 - Just look at the plot of Pandorum then look at some of the con… 08/23/2013 on Cool idea for a video... 0
#14 - Look up Pandorum.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on Cool idea for a video... 0
User avatar #15 - yorker (08/23/2013) [-]
Can't see the relation.
User avatar #16 - steamjester (08/23/2013) [-]
Just look at the plot of Pandorum then look at some of the concepts that you've proposed. Also, look up Space Siege.
#1 - Justice FO TRAYVONNNN. HURR DURRR. Yea, Justice =/= harming in… 08/23/2013 on No Title Necessary +3
#3458 - BORED. ME = BORED 08/23/2013 on SevenSherlockS's profile 0
#2 - What? xD 07/29/2013 on I found the Overly Attached... 0
#2 - Yep. I'm aware. It's just that I live in California and certai… 07/29/2013 on Cats -1
#7 - This calls for a fap!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on My cat has 0
User avatar #8 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Ok i just got opera browser and what is this all weird shit you posted?
#5 - Aw! Lame! And here's a picture of his cousin Lenny who works a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on My cat has 0
User avatar #6 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually no it works on my phone.
#7 - steamjester (06/27/2013) [-]
This calls for a fap!

User avatar #8 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Ok i just got opera browser and what is this all weird shit you posted?
#3 - As you can see, my cat is also Japanese, seeing as how he has …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on My cat has -1
User avatar #4 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
The sad thing is, my internet sucks that much that the comment pictures won't load.
#5 - steamjester (06/27/2013) [-]
Aw! Lame! And here's a picture of his cousin Lenny who works as a part time security-guard. You need better internetz so you can see the pictures! BAKA! D:
User avatar #6 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually no it works on my phone.
#7 - steamjester (06/27/2013) [-]
This calls for a fap!

User avatar #8 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Ok i just got opera browser and what is this all weird shit you posted?
#2 - HE HAS MEGAAAAPIXURRAH BONNAHH DAIJOBU! 06/27/2013 on My cat has 0
#2 - HAHAHAHAHAH! YES! And they'll report you on whatever MMO you'v… 06/27/2013 on Kid knows what he's doing 0
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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#21 - devout feminist (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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