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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#17
Comment Ranking:#2015
Highest Content Rank:#16
Highest Comment Rank:#1917
Content Thumbs: 187990 total,  203637 ,  15647
Comment Thumbs: 1764 total,  2616 ,  852
Content Level Progress: 66% (6600/10000)
Level 314 Content: Wizard → Level 315 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:15
Content Views:8539663
Times Content Favorited:11849 times
Total Comments Made:1283
FJ Points:147860
Favorite Tags: lol (103) | fail (101) | funny (75) | gamergate (72) | gamer (60) | gate (57) | hipster (47) | fake (44) | hipsters (31) | the (30) | feminists (29) | is (25) | FEMINISM (24) | feminist (24) | win (20) | drug (19) | Stupid (18) | addicts (17) | faggot (17) | a (16)

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#4 - But did it give you Syphilis?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on Hah. Manginas. +7
#5 - anon (05/27/2016) [-]
Yes, yes it did.
I also grew a beard and the blue t-shirt I was wearing turned white. I was reborn in his syphilis riddled image.

God bless America.
#132 - I'm specifically a Suufi Shia with some Eastern influences and… 05/27/2016 on Islam comp: pics of your... 0
#130 - As a white Muslim Shia, I would like to point out that the lib…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on Islam comp: pics of your... 0
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#132 - steamjester (05/27/2016) [-]
I'm specifically a Suufi Shia with some Eastern influences and German morality (Nietzsche). Why does the West allow manipulative weaklings to run the show? The way Western media worshipz the mentally ill should be a GLARING Red Flag.
#2 - Actually is... 05/27/2016 on Don't do it... +1
#5 - DO IT BRO! 05/27/2016 on Even more Pissed off Bird +3
#2 - I considered it!...but this is way funnier. 05/27/2016 on Fem-Fail = Our Lulz +12
#106 - THAT F*CKING ROLL! HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE ABLE TO DO THESE?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on HAH! The Irony +2
#107 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
What do you mean by... you people ?
#108 - honeyreaper (05/27/2016) [-]
**honeyreaper used "*roll picture*"**
**honeyreaper rolled image**He means the lucky people of funnyjunk silly.... Why you gotta think otherwise :c
#4 - Reposted just that specific segment. Lol 05/24/2016 on Based Notch Tears 'em... -2
#4 - Don't worry, I gave you a thumbs up. That was wonderful. 05/23/2016 on Zing! Here's some water for... +3
#3 - Unless "you think you do, but you don't". ******* am… 05/23/2016 on This is YOU, you PLEBS +1
#2 - More servers, maybe...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on This is YOU, you PLEBS 0
#13 - anon (05/24/2016) [-]
Yes, you need to build additional servers.
#31 - THAT ROLL! 05/23/2016 on We win, either way? I mean... 0
#28 - WASN'T a total **** up, until recently. She legitimately destr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on Agent Chody Banks +2
#31 - shadowvision (05/23/2016) [-]
**shadowvision used "*roll picture*"**
**shadowvision rolled image** Didn't know about any of that. Oh well, another one bites the dust.
#3 - It's the eye-brows. Don't fall for it. Dogs apparently do it t… 05/23/2016 on 10/10 wanna try this IRL 0
#6 - No no, it's more of the "look how dark AND cute I am. I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on Top Kek 0
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#7 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/24/2016) [-]
ohh, gotcha, i thought being a pyro was seen as "edgy faggot" territory
#11 - The news! I mean "the news". 05/23/2016 on Agent Chody Banks 0
#8 - And I'm talking about how shady her behavior became. All of a …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2016 on Agent Chody Banks 0
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#9 - pristinepanda (05/23/2016) [-]
I forgot that Hillary Duff existed. Why do you know so much?
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#11 - steamjester (05/23/2016) [-]
The news! I mean "the news".
#7 - If that's not her first husband, it just supports my theory th… 05/23/2016 on Agent Chody Banks 0
#23 - But I'm doing it because you're concern-trolling and deserve i… 05/22/2016 on SJWs and Viacom Panic 0
#3 - So, should I censor with a black box or leave as is?...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2016 on That dirty fanny though +1
#7 - silversamuri (05/23/2016) [-]
Fuck the mods they can eat shit and die.
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#6 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/23/2016) [-]
Test em, Not like they've got any other high points in their day
#4 - iamthebestever (05/23/2016) [-]
Its prolly fine. But im not a mod.
#2 - ...I usually want to curb stomp most religious and SJW psychos…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on SJW autism 0
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#4 - weebtrash (05/22/2016) [-]
You say painful, I say delightful. This level of retardation is positively hilarious, parody or no.
#7036 - Yea, there's a reason that his level is -71. lol 05/22/2016 on Report Spam 0
#21 - Oh, and they're one of my favorite channels because they point… 05/22/2016 on SJWs and Viacom Panic -1
#14 - The f*ggy attention-whore of a student who poisons the other s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Based Forbes KO's... +5
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#58 - thefates (05/22/2016) [-]
You don't need to censor yourself on this site mate.
#7035 - This guy's a f*g. he's been commenting on a bunch of people li… 05/22/2016 on Report Spam 0
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#61 - girguy ONLINE (05/27/2016) [-]
***** i dont know yo black ass
#62 to #61 - steamjester (05/27/2016) [-]
You will soon enough...and I added you a WHILE back.
#63 to #62 - girguy ONLINE (05/27/2016) [-]
wull ****
#60 - anon (05/15/2016) [-]
Thanks for posting so much on this site.
I have a huge channels update coming soon which will massively improve channels.
It's going to be amazing.
#58 - warioteam (05/10/2016) [-]
new phone who dis
#59 to #58 - steamjester (05/10/2016) [-]
A new friend!
#55 - ffffyou (02/21/2016) [-]
#54 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#57 to #54 - steamjester (05/05/2016) [-]
Hey, are ratings broken? I was at #25 today and now it's back at 28 + my "highest ranking" is back to 28 as well. Not complaining but that's just weird. Very odd.
#52 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They say porn is a window to the soul.
#53 to #52 - steamjester (09/16/2015) [-]
Robots are amazing.
#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
#48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
#34 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
#35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
#40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
#30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
#31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
#22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
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