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#2 - Wat. Are you a troll, good sir?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Any Metalheads/Gamers on here? 0
User avatar #3 - notorc (12/07/2014) [-]
Nah.
In fact, this whole account was meant to be a shit posting account.
#20 - How so? The one in red is a RADICAL liberal, the one in the bl… 12/07/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name 0
#15 - You missed my point. I wasn't surprised. I already knew about …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name +1
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
That is what I said at the very start... btw, it's just niave to think that the government won't abuse the power to control who can and cannot have guns. In the same breath you call for control against the government and then talk about giving them more power.
#13 - The point flew over your head entirely. I understand that not …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name 0
#14 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You are sounding quite republican atm, that argument is near identical to their argument for keeping our gun rights unhindered. Fuck, call me a masochist but you might have a chance. Ok, liberal agenda is what drives the feminazies. The mentality of making up for past injustices with the current generation is purely liberal and not completely disconnected from religion. To be surprised when one of the feminazies comes out with other liberal principles is just ignorant. In my past experience the liberals have mostly decided things based on emotion, not that the conservatives have done any better. Emotion is the enemy of logic, so you can see why I would confront you for calling yourself a liberal and being delighted as the fact that at least one feminist is a liberal.
User avatar #15 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
You missed my point. I wasn't surprised. I already knew about them (if you read what I said to Based Mom), but my problem is that the SJWs are turning this into Left vs Right. There are plenty of INTELLIGENT and EDUCATED Liberals who are okay with SANE/Healthy people owning guns. If someone can prove that they are not dangerous, they should be allowed to have guns. I'm a middle ground leftist. Now instead of focusing on me, focus on how they're BANNING games and claiming that they're not here to "take away our games".
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
That is what I said at the very start... btw, it's just niave to think that the government won't abuse the power to control who can and cannot have guns. In the same breath you call for control against the government and then talk about giving them more power.
#11 - I already do. I'm not a bleeding heart liberal. I don't assume…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name 0
#12 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm done, you missed the point entirely.
User avatar #13 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
The point flew over your head entirely. I understand that not all liberals/conservatives are the same, but there ARE extremists on both sides and I don't exactly appreciate them trying to police private lives. Look at how the UK just banned Bondage/BDSM in pornography. I mean holy shit. Is freedom not important anymore? I get your point, but you HAVE to acknowledge the possibility that freedom may be in danger at all times.
#14 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You are sounding quite republican atm, that argument is near identical to their argument for keeping our gun rights unhindered. Fuck, call me a masochist but you might have a chance. Ok, liberal agenda is what drives the feminazies. The mentality of making up for past injustices with the current generation is purely liberal and not completely disconnected from religion. To be surprised when one of the feminazies comes out with other liberal principles is just ignorant. In my past experience the liberals have mostly decided things based on emotion, not that the conservatives have done any better. Emotion is the enemy of logic, so you can see why I would confront you for calling yourself a liberal and being delighted as the fact that at least one feminist is a liberal.
User avatar #15 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
You missed my point. I wasn't surprised. I already knew about them (if you read what I said to Based Mom), but my problem is that the SJWs are turning this into Left vs Right. There are plenty of INTELLIGENT and EDUCATED Liberals who are okay with SANE/Healthy people owning guns. If someone can prove that they are not dangerous, they should be allowed to have guns. I'm a middle ground leftist. Now instead of focusing on me, focus on how they're BANNING games and claiming that they're not here to "take away our games".
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
That is what I said at the very start... btw, it's just niave to think that the government won't abuse the power to control who can and cannot have guns. In the same breath you call for control against the government and then talk about giving them more power.
#8 - I have a sense of morality and my own sense of ethics, but I w…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name 0
#10 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
And assuming all conservatives are religious nuts is further proof you are a bleeding heart liberal. Get your head out of your ass, you need to understand yourself before you can understand others.
User avatar #11 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
I already do. I'm not a bleeding heart liberal. I don't assume that everyone in the Tea Party or Republican Party are religious. They're called Rinos for a reason. I actually like Barry Goldwater. I'm A-Okay with economic conservatives but there is NO need for a moral police.
#12 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm done, you missed the point entirely.
User avatar #13 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
The point flew over your head entirely. I understand that not all liberals/conservatives are the same, but there ARE extremists on both sides and I don't exactly appreciate them trying to police private lives. Look at how the UK just banned Bondage/BDSM in pornography. I mean holy shit. Is freedom not important anymore? I get your point, but you HAVE to acknowledge the possibility that freedom may be in danger at all times.
#14 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You are sounding quite republican atm, that argument is near identical to their argument for keeping our gun rights unhindered. Fuck, call me a masochist but you might have a chance. Ok, liberal agenda is what drives the feminazies. The mentality of making up for past injustices with the current generation is purely liberal and not completely disconnected from religion. To be surprised when one of the feminazies comes out with other liberal principles is just ignorant. In my past experience the liberals have mostly decided things based on emotion, not that the conservatives have done any better. Emotion is the enemy of logic, so you can see why I would confront you for calling yourself a liberal and being delighted as the fact that at least one feminist is a liberal.
User avatar #15 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
You missed my point. I wasn't surprised. I already knew about them (if you read what I said to Based Mom), but my problem is that the SJWs are turning this into Left vs Right. There are plenty of INTELLIGENT and EDUCATED Liberals who are okay with SANE/Healthy people owning guns. If someone can prove that they are not dangerous, they should be allowed to have guns. I'm a middle ground leftist. Now instead of focusing on me, focus on how they're BANNING games and claiming that they're not here to "take away our games".
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
That is what I said at the very start... btw, it's just niave to think that the government won't abuse the power to control who can and cannot have guns. In the same breath you call for control against the government and then talk about giving them more power.
#9 - Valid (12/04/2014) [-]
I agree
#6 - I don't close my mind to conservatives, either. I'm a LEFT lea…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name 0
#7 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Dude, if you go off spouting crap like "close-minded bigot conservatives" then you are a full fledged liberal.
User avatar #8 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
I have a sense of morality and my own sense of ethics, but I will NOT live my life out by the words of long-dead desert dwelling sheep-herders and their modern-day followers. I will not be told how to live my life by ANYONE. If a conservative has a valid point that is based in LOGIC, I will listen to them. Logic and Liberty are more important than anything.
#10 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
And assuming all conservatives are religious nuts is further proof you are a bleeding heart liberal. Get your head out of your ass, you need to understand yourself before you can understand others.
User avatar #11 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
I already do. I'm not a bleeding heart liberal. I don't assume that everyone in the Tea Party or Republican Party are religious. They're called Rinos for a reason. I actually like Barry Goldwater. I'm A-Okay with economic conservatives but there is NO need for a moral police.
#12 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm done, you missed the point entirely.
User avatar #13 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
The point flew over your head entirely. I understand that not all liberals/conservatives are the same, but there ARE extremists on both sides and I don't exactly appreciate them trying to police private lives. Look at how the UK just banned Bondage/BDSM in pornography. I mean holy shit. Is freedom not important anymore? I get your point, but you HAVE to acknowledge the possibility that freedom may be in danger at all times.
#14 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You are sounding quite republican atm, that argument is near identical to their argument for keeping our gun rights unhindered. Fuck, call me a masochist but you might have a chance. Ok, liberal agenda is what drives the feminazies. The mentality of making up for past injustices with the current generation is purely liberal and not completely disconnected from religion. To be surprised when one of the feminazies comes out with other liberal principles is just ignorant. In my past experience the liberals have mostly decided things based on emotion, not that the conservatives have done any better. Emotion is the enemy of logic, so you can see why I would confront you for calling yourself a liberal and being delighted as the fact that at least one feminist is a liberal.
User avatar #15 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
You missed my point. I wasn't surprised. I already knew about them (if you read what I said to Based Mom), but my problem is that the SJWs are turning this into Left vs Right. There are plenty of INTELLIGENT and EDUCATED Liberals who are okay with SANE/Healthy people owning guns. If someone can prove that they are not dangerous, they should be allowed to have guns. I'm a middle ground leftist. Now instead of focusing on me, focus on how they're BANNING games and claiming that they're not here to "take away our games".
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
That is what I said at the very start... btw, it's just niave to think that the government won't abuse the power to control who can and cannot have guns. In the same breath you call for control against the government and then talk about giving them more power.
#9 - Valid (12/04/2014) [-]
I agree
#4 - But by exposing them and showing that some of us ARE liberals,…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name 0
#5 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Pretending like this is a battle of right vs left is just stupid. You act like them when you close your mind off to what the conservatives have to say.
User avatar #6 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't close my mind to conservatives, either. I'm a LEFT leaning Liberal-Libertarian. I don't like being told how to dress/talk/eat/act by Religious people and that INCLUDED Radical Feminists.
#7 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Dude, if you go off spouting crap like "close-minded bigot conservatives" then you are a full fledged liberal.
User avatar #8 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
I have a sense of morality and my own sense of ethics, but I will NOT live my life out by the words of long-dead desert dwelling sheep-herders and their modern-day followers. I will not be told how to live my life by ANYONE. If a conservative has a valid point that is based in LOGIC, I will listen to them. Logic and Liberty are more important than anything.
#10 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
And assuming all conservatives are religious nuts is further proof you are a bleeding heart liberal. Get your head out of your ass, you need to understand yourself before you can understand others.
User avatar #11 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
I already do. I'm not a bleeding heart liberal. I don't assume that everyone in the Tea Party or Republican Party are religious. They're called Rinos for a reason. I actually like Barry Goldwater. I'm A-Okay with economic conservatives but there is NO need for a moral police.
#12 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm done, you missed the point entirely.
User avatar #13 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
The point flew over your head entirely. I understand that not all liberals/conservatives are the same, but there ARE extremists on both sides and I don't exactly appreciate them trying to police private lives. Look at how the UK just banned Bondage/BDSM in pornography. I mean holy shit. Is freedom not important anymore? I get your point, but you HAVE to acknowledge the possibility that freedom may be in danger at all times.
#14 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You are sounding quite republican atm, that argument is near identical to their argument for keeping our gun rights unhindered. Fuck, call me a masochist but you might have a chance. Ok, liberal agenda is what drives the feminazies. The mentality of making up for past injustices with the current generation is purely liberal and not completely disconnected from religion. To be surprised when one of the feminazies comes out with other liberal principles is just ignorant. In my past experience the liberals have mostly decided things based on emotion, not that the conservatives have done any better. Emotion is the enemy of logic, so you can see why I would confront you for calling yourself a liberal and being delighted as the fact that at least one feminist is a liberal.
User avatar #15 - steamjester (12/04/2014) [-]
You missed my point. I wasn't surprised. I already knew about them (if you read what I said to Based Mom), but my problem is that the SJWs are turning this into Left vs Right. There are plenty of INTELLIGENT and EDUCATED Liberals who are okay with SANE/Healthy people owning guns. If someone can prove that they are not dangerous, they should be allowed to have guns. I'm a middle ground leftist. Now instead of focusing on me, focus on how they're BANNING games and claiming that they're not here to "take away our games".
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
That is what I said at the very start... btw, it's just niave to think that the government won't abuse the power to control who can and cannot have guns. In the same breath you call for control against the government and then talk about giving them more power.
#9 - Valid (12/04/2014) [-]
I agree
#2 - HER facebook name cannot be revealed. it would be bad if I rev… 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name +6
#74 - Yup. Exactly. One of the more defining moments (as I just ment… 11/30/2014 on After 34 years +1
#73 - In the extended Universe, some of the clone facilities were us… 11/30/2014 on After 34 years +1
#12 - Worry not, weak Dogs of the Emperor. Your fallen brothers, who… 11/19/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... +1
#7 - Correction: girl. Did you not notice the B-cup chest? Though I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... +2
User avatar #10 - aldkai (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you know many women with baldness?
#8 - courageexplains (11/19/2014) [-]
dear god youre right
#5 - The Emperor calls for an Inquisition! Cleanse the Chaos!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... +2
#11 - maxsexington (11/19/2014) [-]
Vile servants of Slaneesh are present battle brothers! Praise the Emperor and strike down his foes!
#12 - steamjester (11/19/2014) [-]
Worry not, weak Dogs of the Emperor. Your fallen brothers, whom now serve Khorne, shall assist you in your battle against the infantile forces of the False God Slaanesh! The freedom to speak is tied to the freedom to battle, therefore we must battle for the freedom to continue battling! WAR IS ETERNAL! KHORNNNEEE!!!!
#9 - aldkai (11/19/2014) [-]
#34 - It isn't mysogyny to those with common sense. But then we have… 11/05/2014 on Gamergate's New Weapon! 0
#32 - Yes, that's true. There was a huge backlash (I live near San J…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Gamergate's New Weapon! +1
#41 - bazda (11/05/2014) [-]
Nobody with a brain thinks anything of MSNBC in the first place. They're the "special" news outlet, that everyone just pats on the head and says 'That's nice, deary. Why don't you go play in the corner?'

What was so bad about the Ice Girls new outfits anyway? Did they end up changing them?
#556 - Let's not forget that MSNBC is supposedly against Mysoginy, bu… 11/04/2014 on GamerGate 0
#6 - I don't get it, mister. Why would that happen? Especially if I… 03/09/2014 on DOGE has a new Rival 0
#4 - Why so? No one's an-heroing anytime soon, from what I know.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on DOGE has a new Rival 0
User avatar #5 - sinery (03/09/2014) [-]
I mean if you would happen to die because of your own actions.
#6 - steamjester (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't get it, mister. Why would that happen? Especially if I'm proud of Ein?
#2 - Aww! But Ein is so much cuter than Doge! xD Plus, it's alr…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on DOGE has a new Rival -1
User avatar #3 - sinery (03/09/2014) [-]
Technically it'll be suicide, right?
#4 - steamjester (03/09/2014) [-]
Why so? No one's an-heroing anytime soon, from what I know.
User avatar #5 - sinery (03/09/2014) [-]
I mean if you would happen to die because of your own actions.
#6 - steamjester (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't get it, mister. Why would that happen? Especially if I'm proud of Ein?
#11 - Worry not, my battle brothers/sisters, for the mighty SEGA cor… 02/05/2014 on How one should feel after a... +1
#121 - You know, I know exactly what you mean, man. I love this scene… 02/04/2014 on When I'm depressed 0
#7262759 - You're kind of retarded, brosef. xD I haven't logged in for mo… 12/30/2013 on autism autism autism autism -1
#2 - PIKACHU IS ACTUALLY HIS MOTHER!?! -gasp- 09/27/2013 on Your childhood... 0
#5 - Idi Amin was HIGHLY distressed after he heard about Microsoft'… 09/12/2013 on AFRICA! +5

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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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