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#3 - As do I. And I never even bothered buying it. Anything that re…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2011 on Fuck yeah nigger Pokemon 0
User avatar #5 - slapyourshit (02/27/2011) [-]
It's a common misconception that the 3DS damages eyesight. Every professional medical study so far has suggested that the 3DS may even be beneficial to eyesight, especially in younger children.
User avatar #10 - steamjester (02/27/2011) [-]
Right. And the "Medical Studies" that used to say that its "proven that eating bacon in the morning will make make your lifestyle healthier" were also done by supposedly correct. Look up Edward Bernays.
User avatar #11 - slapyourshit (02/27/2011) [-]
Sony defense force is in full throttle today!
User avatar #17 - steamjester (02/27/2011) [-]
Nah. If it wasn't Sony, I'd be defending SEGA! I don't exactly hate Nintendo, I simply don't like the DS. Other wise the TV-Shattering Wii is rather interesting, since it plays SNES games.
#1 - Uhhh...SONY already pulled off the "Monster Battle in rea…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2011 on Fuck yeah nigger Pokemon -1
User avatar #2 - slapyourshit (02/27/2011) [-]
I own a PSP and can proudly say that Invisimals was shit.
User avatar #3 - steamjester (02/27/2011) [-]
As do I. And I never even bothered buying it. Anything that requires me to carry around a piece of plastic/paper to use as a "trap" for imaginary characters simply repulses me and defeats the purpose of being a form of "Portable Media". I'm simply saying that its not such an innovative idea if someone else has already done it. Especially if the selling point of said product causes problems for one's eye sight, and thats not even mentioning the possible headaches caused by using the 3DS
User avatar #5 - slapyourshit (02/27/2011) [-]
It's a common misconception that the 3DS damages eyesight. Every professional medical study so far has suggested that the 3DS may even be beneficial to eyesight, especially in younger children.
User avatar #10 - steamjester (02/27/2011) [-]
Right. And the "Medical Studies" that used to say that its "proven that eating bacon in the morning will make make your lifestyle healthier" were also done by supposedly correct. Look up Edward Bernays.
User avatar #11 - slapyourshit (02/27/2011) [-]
Sony defense force is in full throttle today!
User avatar #17 - steamjester (02/27/2011) [-]
Nah. If it wasn't Sony, I'd be defending SEGA! I don't exactly hate Nintendo, I simply don't like the DS. Other wise the TV-Shattering Wii is rather interesting, since it plays SNES games.
#18 - Would that work with Bear-Tentacles? Seems like too much work. 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +4
#16 - But Pedo-bear already got Jiggy with them. thats why theyre Pr… 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +5
#11 - No Sir, I am bursting with LULZ! 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +4
#9 - oh and aside from bringing the demise of today's Youth, theyve…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +4
User avatar #10 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
You're just bursting with hatred.
#11 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
No Sir, I am bursting with LULZ!
#7 - Teenaged Idiocy is ALWAYS FUNNY! Case Closed 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +6
#5 - HERP DERP HERP DERP HERP DERP HERP -looks at pregnancy result … 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +2
#4 - Lets thank Juno and similar corporate products for bring about…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +3
User avatar #9 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
oh and aside from bringing the demise of today's Youth, theyve also ensured the decimation of tomorrow's generation. HAHA -salutes- Nice Job Corporate America!
User avatar #10 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
You're just bursting with hatred.
#11 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
No Sir, I am bursting with LULZ!
#3 - Uhm. It isnt funny to see Children saying "OH HEY. IM A M…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/05/2011 on AmeriFAIL +2
User avatar #6 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
All you did was make a picture about something that's happening right now. There's no humor or joke to it.
User avatar #8 - SilentStranger (02/05/2011) [-]
Most of the crap that makes the top rated isn't funny, yet it's there.
User avatar #13 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
No. Most of the stuff at the top IS funny, however there's a couple things that aren't and you take that and exaggerate by saying most of the stuff there isn't funny. Besides, unless it's something stupid like a thumb-whore post, you can't really be the judge of if it's funny or not, since there's so many different senses of humors.
User avatar #19 - SilentStranger (02/05/2011) [-]
Your own point "you can't really be the judge of if it's funny or not, since there's so many different senses of humors."

I find America bashing funny, you don't, so quit whining.
User avatar #20 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
"Most of the crap that makes the top rated isn't funny"

Yes, I'm whining. -.-
User avatar #21 - SilentStranger (02/05/2011) [-]
I'm bitching, you're whining ;-)
User avatar #24 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
You lie, I'M bitching, you're whining
User avatar #25 - SilentStranger (02/05/2011) [-]
Now you're lying.
Shame on you.
User avatar #26 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
Everybody lies. Including you.
User avatar #27 - SilentStranger (02/05/2011) [-]
I tell untruths, not lies ^.^
#7 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
Teenaged Idiocy is ALWAYS FUNNY!
Case Closed
User avatar #4 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
Lets thank Juno and similar corporate products for bring about the demise of today's American Youth ^_^
User avatar #9 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
oh and aside from bringing the demise of today's Youth, theyve also ensured the decimation of tomorrow's generation. HAHA -salutes- Nice Job Corporate America!
User avatar #10 - Jenkinhimer (02/05/2011) [-]
You're just bursting with hatred.
#11 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
No Sir, I am bursting with LULZ!
#60 - Case Closed. 02/05/2011 on ITS A TRAP +11
#6 - And your statements are Ad Hominem in general. It also shows y…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2011 on Kanye Be Hatin on J. Kennedy +3
User avatar #7 - Orinoga (02/05/2011) [-]
Win. A simply beautiful win. Sorry JFK, but.. you just been Taylor Swift'd!
#4 - Sigh. Get with the times dude. I realize that such antics are …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2011 on Kanye Be Hatin on J. Kennedy +3
#5 - HannibalLecter has deleted their comment.
#6 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
And your statements are Ad Hominem in general. It also shows your level of understanding, in regards to intellectual HUMORZ. Case Closed.
User avatar #7 - Orinoga (02/05/2011) [-]
Win. A simply beautiful win. Sorry JFK, but.. you just been Taylor Swift'd!
#2 - He traveled through time :P Theres one where he also went back…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2011 on Kanye Be Hatin on J. Kennedy +3
#3 - HannibalLecter has deleted their comment.
#4 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
Sigh. Get with the times dude. I realize that such antics are nonesensical, but then again, this is the internet. Dont be a Moral-Fool when there are no Morals to follow/uphold.
#5 - HannibalLecter has deleted their comment.
#6 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
And your statements are Ad Hominem in general. It also shows your level of understanding, in regards to intellectual HUMORZ. Case Closed.
User avatar #7 - Orinoga (02/05/2011) [-]
Win. A simply beautiful win. Sorry JFK, but.. you just been Taylor Swift'd!
#14 - This is my new account xD Deleted the old one 02/05/2011 on Kanye Be Hatin on Kennedy 0
#13 - check my profile for the updated version. haha.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2011 on Kanye Be Hatin on Kennedy 0
User avatar #14 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
This is my new account xD Deleted the old one
#12 - [url deleted] and I made the original btw :P th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2011 on Kanye Be Hatin on Kennedy 0
User avatar #13 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
check my profile for the updated version. haha.
User avatar #14 - steamjester (02/05/2011) [-]
This is my new account xD Deleted the old one
#9 - xD check the time too :P Theyre different than they were from … 02/04/2011 on Resident Evil: Code P. Ursidae +2
#8 - Nuuuh. I was trying to fix a typo. I accidentally typed Death …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2011 on Resident Evil: Code P. Ursidae +2
User avatar #9 - steamjester (02/04/2011) [-]
xD check the time too :P Theyre different than they were from before. lol.
#105 - Arbiter! What is the Demon doing to the Wraith-Woman? 02/04/2011 on Halo 0
#104 - I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!! 02/04/2011 on Halo 0
#6 - no thats Namco/Bandai. Not Capcom. Capcom has Ninjas in its On… 02/04/2011 on Resident Evil: Code P. Ursidae +1
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2011 on Resident Evil: Code P. Ursidae 0
#5 - Leeni Comment deleted by steamjester
#404 - the moral of the story. Not ALL Sony/Ps1/Ps2/Ps3/Psp Fanboys b… 02/01/2011 on GAMEBOY! -1
#403 - Right-o. Btw I happened to have owned an Original Gameboy, a G…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2011 on GAMEBOY! -1
User avatar #404 - steamjester (02/01/2011) [-]
the moral of the story. Not ALL Sony/Ps1/Ps2/Ps3/Psp Fanboys be hatin' on the Gameboy x)
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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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