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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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#2 - HER facebook name cannot be revealed. it would be bad if I rev… 12/04/2014 on GamerGate: Insanity has a name +6
#74 - Yup. Exactly. One of the more defining moments (as I just ment… 11/30/2014 on After 34 years +1
#73 - In the extended Universe, some of the clone facilities were us… 11/30/2014 on After 34 years +1
#12 - Worry not, weak Dogs of the Emperor. Your fallen brothers, who… 11/19/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... +1
#7 - Correction: girl. Did you not notice the B-cup chest? Though I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... +2
User avatar #10 - aldkai (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you know many women with baldness?
#8 - courageexplains (11/19/2014) [-]
dear god youre right
#5 - The Emperor calls for an Inquisition! Cleanse the Chaos!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... +2
#11 - maxsexington (11/19/2014) [-]
Vile servants of Slaneesh are present battle brothers! Praise the Emperor and strike down his foes!
#12 - steamjester (11/19/2014) [-]
Worry not, weak Dogs of the Emperor. Your fallen brothers, whom now serve Khorne, shall assist you in your battle against the infantile forces of the False God Slaanesh! The freedom to speak is tied to the freedom to battle, therefore we must battle for the freedom to continue battling! WAR IS ETERNAL! KHORNNNEEE!!!!
#9 - aldkai (11/19/2014) [-]
#34 - It isn't mysogyny to those with common sense. But then we have… 11/05/2014 on Gamergate's New Weapon! 0
#32 - Yes, that's true. There was a huge backlash (I live near San J…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Gamergate's New Weapon! +1
#41 - bazda (11/05/2014) [-]
Nobody with a brain thinks anything of MSNBC in the first place. They're the "special" news outlet, that everyone just pats on the head and says 'That's nice, deary. Why don't you go play in the corner?'

What was so bad about the Ice Girls new outfits anyway? Did they end up changing them?
#556 - Let's not forget that MSNBC is supposedly against Mysoginy, bu… 11/04/2014 on GamerGate 0
#6 - I don't get it, mister. Why would that happen? Especially if I… 03/09/2014 on DOGE has a new Rival 0
#4 - Why so? No one's an-heroing anytime soon, from what I know.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on DOGE has a new Rival 0
User avatar #5 - sinery (03/09/2014) [-]
I mean if you would happen to die because of your own actions.
#6 - steamjester (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't get it, mister. Why would that happen? Especially if I'm proud of Ein?
#2 - Aww! But Ein is so much cuter than Doge! xD Plus, it's alr…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on DOGE has a new Rival -1
User avatar #3 - sinery (03/09/2014) [-]
Technically it'll be suicide, right?
#4 - steamjester (03/09/2014) [-]
Why so? No one's an-heroing anytime soon, from what I know.
User avatar #5 - sinery (03/09/2014) [-]
I mean if you would happen to die because of your own actions.
#6 - steamjester (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't get it, mister. Why would that happen? Especially if I'm proud of Ein?
#11 - Worry not, my battle brothers/sisters, for the mighty SEGA cor… 02/05/2014 on How one should feel after a... +1
#121 - You know, I know exactly what you mean, man. I love this scene… 02/04/2014 on When I'm depressed 0
#7262759 - You're kind of retarded, brosef. xD I haven't logged in for mo… 12/30/2013 on Autism Board -1
#2 - PIKACHU IS ACTUALLY HIS MOTHER!?! -gasp- 09/27/2013 on Your childhood... 0
#5 - Idi Amin was HIGHLY distressed after he heard about Microsoft'… 09/12/2013 on AFRICA! +5
#4 - Well it's easy for us, but terri-hard for the casual fags.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Dark Souls, Canadian Edition 0
User avatar #5 - unlithe (10/14/2013) [-]
i was fucking lucky first time i fought the bed of chaos. i did it without dying at all and i was like "fuck yes. i feel so accomplished."
#2 - This is true, but isn't gaming a sport? Especially Dark So…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Dark Souls, Canadian Edition 0
#3 - europe (09/12/2013) [-]
I think Dark Souls is pretty easy
Especially since you can hardly ever die without it being your own fault
The Bed of Chaos being an obvious exception
User avatar #4 - steamjester (09/12/2013) [-]
Well it's easy for us, but terri-hard for the casual fags.
User avatar #5 - unlithe (10/14/2013) [-]
i was fucking lucky first time i fought the bed of chaos. i did it without dying at all and i was like "fuck yes. i feel so accomplished."
#2 - Yes. Yes we should. 09/12/2013 on INSPECTION! +3
#2 - I have no idea. Conspiracy much, maybe? 09/04/2013 on This. Just this. 0
#83 - Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my u… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#82 - Meta Alphas = Chaos. You're obviously too stupid / tastele… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#79 - YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, BROTHER!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2
#80 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
>Pretends to be alpha
>References Warhammer 40k

Way to ruin ALL of your alpha credibility in one post you fucking beta neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Anon-pussy = the biggest beta of them all. Oh, and I hope my use of the word pussy wasn't misogynistic or anything. White-knight harder, brosef.
User avatar #82 - steamjester (09/04/2013) [-]
Meta Alphas = Chaos.
You're obviously too stupid / tasteless to realize this.
Also, google "blood knight" while you're at it, 4chan-dwelling child.
#78 - Oh, and wolves keep the flock in check so that it won't overgr… 09/04/2013 on beary well, then -2

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#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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