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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#17
Comment Ranking:#2044
Highest Content Rank:#16
Highest Comment Rank:#1917
Content Thumbs: 186297 total,  201808 ,  15511
Comment Thumbs: 1741 total,  2593 ,  852
Content Level Progress: 53.63% (5363/10000)
Level 314 Content: Wizard → Level 315 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:13
Content Views:8470522
Times Content Favorited:11747 times
Total Comments Made:1276
FJ Points:146611
Favorite Tags: lol (103) | fail (101) | funny (75) | gamergate (72) | gamer (60) | gate (57) | hipster (47) | fake (44) | hipsters (31) | the (30) | feminists (29) | is (25) | FEMINISM (24) | feminist (24) | win (20) | drug (19) | Stupid (18) | addicts (17) | faggot (17) | a (16)

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#7 - Wut? Everyone else is sick of them. They've been literally pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on My solution for... -2
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#9 - usarmyexplain (04/22/2016) [-]
You are telling me that the works of art and literature that were inspired by and preserved because of religions ideas, are plague?

Modern scientific theory only exists because monks set out to prove that there was an order to the universe and to discover the laws of science and nature. The morals of our societies are religious in nature, what exactly about "Fems/Evangelists" is holding back society?
#81 - More faggotry. You even picked the EXACT image macro that goes…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on pettition to get social... 0
#87 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2016) [-]
Well, you already responded, so I guess that options off the table... But if you don't want people to be condescending towards you, maybe try not to use words that mean the polar opposite of what you're trying to say.
#74 - Exactly. **** the concern-trolls and moral fags with their rel… 04/21/2016 on pettition to get social... 0
#73 - YEA! STARSHIP TROOPERS! HUMANITY'S ULTIMATE NAZI DESTINY IN TH…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on pettition to get social... 0
#125 - pjers (04/22/2016) [-]
Well they aren't racist, sexist or homophobic so they aren't exactly nazis, but they are definitely fascist.
Ayn Rand in the stars!
#72 - **** off with your relativism, moral fag. The rights and evolu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2016 on pettition to get social... +1
#76 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2016) [-]
So by suggesting we should act in absolutes in accordance with our declared principles, I'm a relativist?
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#81 - steamjester (04/22/2016) [-]
More faggotry. You even picked the EXACT image macro that goes hand in hand with narcissistic/condescending faggotry. My dillema: should I point out your bullshit? Or should I avoid dignifying you with a response?
#87 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2016) [-]
Well, you already responded, so I guess that options off the table... But if you don't want people to be condescending towards you, maybe try not to use words that mean the polar opposite of what you're trying to say.
#8 - RELEVANT AS ****! 04/21/2016 on Roll to see what the end... 0
#3 - lively life where I feel "alive" and invigorated*. T… 04/21/2016 on My solution for... 0
#2 - Not exactly an extremist when I follow a Nietzchean mentality.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on My solution for... +1
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#3 - steamjester (04/21/2016) [-]
lively life where I feel "alive" and invigorated*. Typo. Stupid phone.
#7 - I'm not your buddy, Pal.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Every Fandom, Ever +2
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#9 - theuglypanda (04/21/2016) [-]
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#8 - nuclearfishin (04/21/2016) [-]
Friends, let's all just calm down.
#157 - You beat me to it. Exactly. Why not both? 04/21/2016 on Tiddy Or Flatty: Is FJ Normal? +1
#156 - It's called "right click" and "search for image… 04/21/2016 on Tiddy Or Flatty: Is FJ Normal? 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on Every Fandom, Ever +3
#4 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
7-11 was a part time job.
#127 - Welcome to the internet...no...wait...welcome to the human rac… 04/19/2016 on Digging deeper +3
#104 - But...there are different types of Aryans. Arabs and Most Jews…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2016 on You go, sister! Crush your... -1
#105 - secretaryburd (04/19/2016) [-]
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
#6 - Now to go back to ignoring the campaign.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2016 on Ted Cruz apologizes afterwards 0
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#7 - slayzo (04/19/2016) [-]
Yeah, the zodiac killer kissing his daughter isn't surprising. Back to making america great again.
#5 - Stuff like this happens. 04/19/2016 on Ted Cruz apologizes afterwards 0
#4 - It's a campaign trail. 04/19/2016 on Ted Cruz apologizes afterwards 0
#2 - It did with some folks. Myself included. Had to start over my …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2016 on How to kill your Pokemon... +1
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#5 - misterusername (04/19/2016) [-]
thats because you don't capture it, just beat it and it'll work
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#4 - wazoowonseventeen (04/19/2016) [-]
hm. mine still worked fine for the most part
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#3 - abesimpson (04/19/2016) [-]
Ah man this brings me back. I was an asshole and did it with my sisters game.

After catching it or battling it nothing happened (I don't even remember if it can be caught). But then over time little by little the words were replaced by giberrish until it was unplayable.

I think there was a fix but I'm not sure.
#5 - Relevant roll is MOST relevant. 04/14/2016 on FJ-Fapping Intensifies. +1
#2 - We NEED one.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2016 on It gets better... +1
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#4 - brahdin (04/14/2016) [-]
you don't need one, there is already one...its called zewurldo
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#3 - iamkagji (04/14/2016) [-]
I didn't think I would like it when I started watching. It's just so stupid. I started with stardust crusaders, and by the end I was enjoying it a lot.
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#7 - hellomynameisbill (04/15/2016) [-]
why did you start with stardust crusaders?

Battle Tendencies is the best part.
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#8 - iamkagji (04/15/2016) [-]
It was the only torrent I could find at the time, and it wasn't labeled as such.
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#9 - hellomynameisbill (04/15/2016) [-]
did you eventually watch season 1?
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#10 - iamkagji (04/15/2016) [-]
Yeah, Joseph is fighting Cars right now
#2 - Sensor light, I THINK?...Maybe. 04/14/2016 on Best Damn RPG +2
#39 - Roll is relevant! 04/14/2016 on Lel niggers 0
#90 - The roll is somewhat appropriate. xD 04/13/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... 0
#43 - Source?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2016 on Fixing a bug in production 0
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#59 - slackjaw (04/11/2016) [-]
buster keaton/the general
#49 - zoocalu (04/11/2016) [-]
charlie chaplin or the similar
#5 - Bro, did you just randomly generate a Historical fact as a comment? 04/11/2016 on 1507 0
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#61 - girguy ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
***** i dont know yo black ass
#62 to #61 - steamjester (5 hours ago) [-]
You will soon enough...and I added you a WHILE back.
#63 to #62 - girguy ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
wull ****
#60 - anon (05/15/2016) [-]
Thanks for posting so much on this site.
I have a huge channels update coming soon which will massively improve channels.
It's going to be amazing.
#58 - warioteam (05/10/2016) [-]
new phone who dis
#59 to #58 - steamjester (05/10/2016) [-]
A new friend!
#55 - ffffyou (02/21/2016) [-]
#54 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#57 to #54 - steamjester (05/05/2016) [-]
Hey, are ratings broken? I was at #25 today and now it's back at 28 + my "highest ranking" is back to 28 as well. Not complaining but that's just weird. Very odd.
#52 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They say porn is a window to the soul.
#53 to #52 - steamjester (09/16/2015) [-]
Robots are amazing.
#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
#48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
#34 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
#35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
#40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
#30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
#31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
#22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
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