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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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#3 - Terrible. Just terrible. "Yea I shouldn't be laughing at …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on RIP 0
#6 - theXsjados (01/22/2013) [-]
What is so inconsiderate about laughing about a Billy Mays $19.95 bill? Were he still alive it would still be funny. The only way his death affects this is that, with all artists, you tend to appreciate them more once they have died.
#9 - But a Transexual is a combination of all aforementioned gender… 01/21/2013 on Gayliens +2
#7 - Madame. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Gayliens +2
User avatar #8 - fuzzyballs (01/21/2013) [-]
....and now I regret replying....
#9 - steamjester (01/21/2013) [-]
But a Transexual is a combination of all aforementioned genders. I just made the replying easier. And no worries, I'm a dude. But ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS
#5 - Yeeeessss. Yesssssss.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Gayliens +1
User avatar #6 - fuzzyballs (01/21/2013) [-]
thank you for agreeing kind sir/madam/whathaveyou
#7 - steamjester (01/21/2013) [-]
Madame.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.


Well you got caught with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
User avatar #8 - fuzzyballs (01/21/2013) [-]
....and now I regret replying....
#9 - steamjester (01/21/2013) [-]
But a Transexual is a combination of all aforementioned genders. I just made the replying easier. And no worries, I'm a dude. But ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS
#2 - I know, but I still find it entertaining. 01/21/2013 on Gayliens 0
#4 - Oh no, I'm not an atheist. I just find it funny when Religious… 01/19/2013 on Scumbag Benedict -3
#3 - Nice Hydrophobia reference ;) "Save the World. Kill Y… 01/19/2013 on Scumbag Benedict +1
#7 - Seriously. The word faggot shouldn't be used on gay s/LGBT, e… 01/15/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +11
#6 - There are anon comments, then there are Anon-Fags. This kid is… 01/15/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +9
#4 - Weird. My comments are being auto-hidden. Either way, valid po… 01/14/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +11
#3 - Would Steel Legion work for him as well? 01/14/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +11
#2 - OBJECTI-Oh wait. Agreed. Case Closed. 01/14/2013 on Warhammer 40k Fans! +12
#32 - Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on steamjester's profile 0
#33 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#2 - AY! AY Wut. Yu tukin bout mah mum? tukin bout mah mum? Chawlie… 01/09/2013 on LOLOLOL SO GANGSTA +2
#30 - Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on steamjester's profile 0
User avatar #31 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#29 - Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2013 on steamjester's profile 0
User avatar #30 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
Fucked up: Check
#19 - Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , onc…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#17 - Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Head…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#15 - Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#2 - I don't get it. Is the reflection on the picture supposed to be it? 01/09/2013 on When you see it 0
#8 - DIE, MY BLIND BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO SERVE A FALSE GO…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind +1
#10 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
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Holy emperor shitballs the chaos infestation is bad with this one. Might have to call the Imperial Guard to clean this up.
#15 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made them realize how futile their servitude to your False Emperor really was.
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#7 - FATHER!? NO! YOU SHALL NOT THREAD ONTO MY KINGDOM, FOR YOU ARE… 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#3 - Tzeentch* And also, I forgot to post this, since you're white … 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#2 - Wrong God. I worship Tzeench. Not Slanesh. Nice try though , b…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Gotta love mankind 0
#6 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
#8 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
DIE, MY BLIND BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO SERVE A FALSE GOD AND A FALSE CAUSE! YOUR EXISTENCE IS ONE THAT IS WITHOUT MEANING AND WITHOUT DIRECTION, THEREFORE YOU ARE A SLAVE!
#10 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
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Holy emperor shitballs the chaos infestation is bad with this one. Might have to call the Imperial Guard to clean this up.
#15 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Nope. Too late. I've already converted your men, after I made them realize how futile their servitude to your False Emperor really was.
#16 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Fine, just gonna have to call the Ordo Malleus to clean your chaos scum up
#17 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Don't make me get out my Brethren, the Death's Heads' Imperator Class Titan. You wouldn't want me to sick him on you, now would you?
#18 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Im afraid the Ordo Malleus has a response to that.

and its not an ancient rust bucket
#19 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Imperium's fancy toys. But what will you do , once we corrupt them and turn your very weapons against you?
#20 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
We will do what we always do.

Throw more men at it!

and then dig in and cry like children
#3 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Tzeentch* And also, I forgot to post this, since you're white knighting on Humanity's behalf. I'm simply pointing out how flawed this pitiful species is.
#9 - That is the funniest comment to log into, all week. 01/08/2013 on This picture... 0

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#53 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi steamjester! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #50 - admin (03/18/2015) [-]
hello my child
User avatar #52 to #50 - steamjester (03/18/2015) [-]
Either way, what do I owe the pleasure to? Or is this just an automated message? xD
#51 to #50 - steamjester (03/18/2015) [-]
Greetings, admin! So, should I imagine Pinhead saying "hello my child", a cult-leader saying "hello my child", or a guy on the internet saying hello my child?
#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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