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steamjester

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
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Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#4 - You obviously do, since you're still responding, snookums! :)  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2012 on -face palm- -3
#5 - rototornjik (12/06/2012) [-]
#6 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh Really?
#12 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
that looks creepy...
#15 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Thats, uhm, kind of the point. Now if only I could make an entire Spongebob Spinoff series where everything is backwards and upside down, in inverted colors, and the audio is played backwards. That would be one hell of a show.
#16 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
truly...
#2 - You cared enough to respond , cutie ;3  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2012 on -face palm- -4
#3 - rototornjik (12/06/2012) [-]
#4 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
You obviously do, since you're still responding, snookums! :)
#5 - rototornjik (12/06/2012) [-]
#6 - steamjester (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh Really?
#12 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
that looks creepy...
#15 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Thats, uhm, kind of the point. Now if only I could make an entire Spongebob Spinoff series where everything is backwards and upside down, in inverted colors, and the audio is played backwards. That would be one hell of a show.
#16 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
truly...
#2 - YES! 12/04/2012 on Putting the Killer in... +1
#6 - I don't need to play something in order to see whether or not … 12/02/2012 on Games on Steam -1
#4 - Sure seems like its a Flash game, in fact it might as well be.…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Games on Steam 0
User avatar #5 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/01/2012) [-]
you're judging a game without trying it,if you dont want to try it go on the forums and see why everyone likes it,it gives you freedom to shape the football world as you may depending on your skills

and it seems you think this is an angry birds/farmville game,wrong
the game itself usually has literally hundreds of new features and improvements from a version to the other,and you if you think it's a text based game than you are wrong,it has a perfectly working match engine with real graphics ,and the series is almost 2 decades old and Sports Interactive is very 'close' to the fanbase :)

i understand you dont like the sport or the genre of the game,but bashing a game you havent played?
that's like saying you hate a song you've never listened
User avatar #6 - steamjester (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't need to play something in order to see whether or not I like it. Its called having access to the internet and the ability to look up YOUTUBE on my Address Bar, bud.
#2 - Uhm...Alot? I dunno. I just don't think that a Flash-Game that…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Games on Steam 0
User avatar #3 - amuserwholikesmuse (11/30/2012) [-]
if you played the game you'd see that it is much more complex than that

and it's not a flash game lol...
User avatar #4 - steamjester (12/01/2012) [-]
Sure seems like its a Flash game, in fact it might as well be. And regardless, dude, it doesn't seem THAT much fun or exciting!
User avatar #5 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/01/2012) [-]
you're judging a game without trying it,if you dont want to try it go on the forums and see why everyone likes it,it gives you freedom to shape the football world as you may depending on your skills

and it seems you think this is an angry birds/farmville game,wrong
the game itself usually has literally hundreds of new features and improvements from a version to the other,and you if you think it's a text based game than you are wrong,it has a perfectly working match engine with real graphics ,and the series is almost 2 decades old and Sports Interactive is very 'close' to the fanbase :)

i understand you dont like the sport or the genre of the game,but bashing a game you havent played?
that's like saying you hate a song you've never listened
User avatar #6 - steamjester (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't need to play something in order to see whether or not I like it. Its called having access to the internet and the ability to look up YOUTUBE on my Address Bar, bud.
#3 - SOMEONE is a negative nancy! D: 11/28/2012 on The DMV has a sense of Humor? 0
#5 - Who was Phone? LOL What is that? DO SHARE. Post it on the Skyr… 11/20/2012 on Oppa Gun- Shut the Fuck up 0
#146 - You sir are awesome. I just wished that some of the people on … 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#3 - how did I know...? Yep you're fired. At least use something th… 11/20/2012 on Oppa Gun- Shut the Fuck up 0
#27 - Predictable. TOO predictable. 11/20/2012 on -Facepalm- 0
#25 - -face palm- Again? xD Look above. Political post. Not a scat post. 11/20/2012 on -Facepalm- 0
#27 - I figured as much and it seemed like it. LOL. I tend to intent… 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
#25 - I sometimes just really hate American Children. Their parents … 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
#24 - Nope. Not really. You're a troll . I find that amusing. You c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
User avatar #25 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
I sometimes just really hate American Children. Their parents are too busy either working their asses off/sleeping around/going out on trips (if they're upper class), and they leave the rest of society to baby-sit their little shitheads (who are also a drain on our precious tax dollars). I just enjoy spending SOME of my spare time traumatizing and/or infuriating the little snot-fags. Its rather amusing, since I don't get paid to baby sit them, though FJ MIGHT technically be getting paid (via AD revenue) to do so.
#145 - Pretty much. HEY WAIT A SECOND. So if I mutilate my... 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. +1
#22 - On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react. 11/20/2012 on steamjester's profile 0
#144 - Then you are a believer. May Cthulhu bless your soul by devour…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
User avatar #151 - austinmb (11/21/2012) [-]
we should hang out more ..........
#143 - and it was SHOTA! I'm shocked as to why he deleted his own comment D: 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#142 - BAHAHAHHAHAHAH 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#139 - Yes? And? I am a disciple of the Church of Shadman of Latter-d… 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#135 - Bloodbending. Cockbending. Same thing. Nickalodeon is getting … 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#134 - Zombified thinks I should delete your comment bro...on second …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
User avatar #150 - spankymcgee (11/20/2012) [-]
What.
#132 - Baby Sauce? >.> 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0
#128 - Do not worry, brother. The Top-Page-riding Comment Fag has bee… 11/20/2012 on Female Armor is Useful. 0

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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
#38 to #37 - SevenSherlockS has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anonexplains (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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