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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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#19 - Autistic potato ******? You sound like Christopher Chandler, bro. 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -1
#15 - their* Anyways, do you get the point or do I have to explain i…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -4
#18 - serapharbiter (04/27/2016) [-]
Are you sure you can even explain it simpler without fucking it up and having to spam 3 replies?

I was explaining why fear is a normal response to random shit like what the content has. I wasn't asking about your philosophy in generation degradation you autistic potato fucker.
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#25 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
And on a mature note, a simpler explanation would be: Media pussifies kids. Goosebumps is a horror franchise, so I suppose it gets a free-pass. But everything else seems to have taught kids to be complete fucking pussies in the face of danger.
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#24 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
So you want eggs with that spam or what?
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#21 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Because I picture you as Doctor Eggman/Robotnik and rustling his jimmies gives me the giggles.
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#20 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Wait, you don't like spam? Alright, well I was on my phone before, but now I know that you don't like spam so I'm going to stoop to your maturity level and spam you.
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#19 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Autistic potato fucker? You sound like Christopher Chandler, bro.
#14 - back, during* 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -3
#13 - I'm tired of how pussified everything has become since the 90'… 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -3
#11 - Have* to know basic* 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -1
#10 - Stops* 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -4
#9 - And if your potato snarls at you, you beat it until it stopa s… 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -4
#8 - Yea, but the 90's was the start of the pussification of societ…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -4
#12 - serapharbiter (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm not even sure if your trolling now.
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#15 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
their* Anyways, do you get the point or do I have to explain it to you in simpler english?
#18 - serapharbiter (04/27/2016) [-]
Are you sure you can even explain it simpler without fucking it up and having to spam 3 replies?

I was explaining why fear is a normal response to random shit like what the content has. I wasn't asking about your philosophy in generation degradation you autistic potato fucker.
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#25 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
And on a mature note, a simpler explanation would be: Media pussifies kids. Goosebumps is a horror franchise, so I suppose it gets a free-pass. But everything else seems to have taught kids to be complete fucking pussies in the face of danger.
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#24 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
So you want eggs with that spam or what?
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#21 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Because I picture you as Doctor Eggman/Robotnik and rustling his jimmies gives me the giggles.
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#20 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Wait, you don't like spam? Alright, well I was on my phone before, but now I know that you don't like spam so I'm going to stoop to your maturity level and spam you.
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#19 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Autistic potato fucker? You sound like Christopher Chandler, bro.
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#14 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
back, during*
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#13 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm tired of how pussified everything has become since the 90's? I mean, you take a look at most kids back our grandparents' time and they were catching wild animals...for fun. Whereas most kids have become dainty narcissistic cringe lords who cry if someone doesn't acknowledge thei nickname.
#7 - Wow, do you havw to be a faggot about it? I mean, our grandpar… 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -2
#3 - I never understood 90's kids. When you see a monster in real l…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/27/2016 on Goosebumps -19
#33 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
You're the kind of person I would have bullied in high school.
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#35 - steamjester (04/29/2016) [-]
No, you'd be the faggot whining to your parents about why I hit you back harder. Then your friends and the teacher would lecture me about how I should be considerate about your life-circumstances and feelings, like a bunch of faggots. Faggot.
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#17 - lovot (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm a 90s kid, I don't make much noise when startled or threatened, If I got time to scream, I got time to do something about it. If my first instinct was to scream, i would probably have gotten killed or maimed by now.
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#28 - lovot (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm getting seriously annoyed about the pussification of the U.S., I can hardly do anything anymore without someone else being liable if I manage to hurt myself. I want my personal responsibility and the power that comes with it, even if I have to sign away a bunch of the "protection" the government is trying to force on me. I thought becoming an adult would put a stop to that BS, but noooooo apparently people suing other people for harming themselves is a thing, OSHA has gone full nanny state, and workman's comp covers the workers harming themselves after disabling safty devices on their personal equipment of their own accord, so the insurance is through the roof. One of these days I need to ask a lawyer if they can draw up a document that removes all the babying in exchange for higher pay, it would be cheaper for the employers, and I could afford to set up an insurance fund of my own (basically a bank account that can only be used for insurance purposes, preferably transferable so that when I die it can be passed on).
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#36 - steamjester (04/29/2016) [-]
OSHA used to be about personal safety and following guidelines. Everything, dude, everything has become about irresponsibility and stupidity. Oh, well. Things eventually balance themselves out. At least there's a strong backlash forming against these pussies.


http://www.therebel.media/watch_meet_the_tantrum_throwing_protester_the_internet _has_dubbed_trigglypuff
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#37 - lovot (04/29/2016) [-]
I'm getting a page not found error, see if the link still works for you.
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#22 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Have a like. You're not a pussified little faggot like most of our generation and everything that came after them. Then again the Baby Boomers are traditionalist faggots themselves. They helped create the social justice warriors, afterall.
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#29 - lovot (04/27/2016) [-]
>>#28 Accidentally replied to myself.
#5 - theruinedsage (04/27/2016) [-]
Glad we have heroes like you, sitting safe behind your screen, ready to defy your instinct in a fight or flight situation.
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#11 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Have* to know basic*
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#7 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Wow, do you havw to be a faggot about it? I mean, our grandparents' generation was trained to use fire arms and basic survival measures.
#4 - serapharbiter (04/27/2016) [-]
Well three reasons, really.
1. They're kids
2. Shit's unexpected adrenaline and/or shock can result causing someone to freeze up; fear
3. Its not everyday your potato snarls at you.
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#23 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
As an edgelord, I have the power. Just sayin' bro.


HeMan I Have The Power
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#10 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Stops*
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#9 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
And if your potato snarls at you, you beat it until it stopa snarling. The solution is pretty simple. I may be Edgy, but holy shit is society pussified.
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#8 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Yea, but the 90's was the start of the pussification of society. How do you think we have SJWs and Religious nowadays who scream like retards and throw a fit when the slightest thing goes wrong?
#12 - serapharbiter (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm not even sure if your trolling now.
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#15 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
their* Anyways, do you get the point or do I have to explain it to you in simpler english?
#18 - serapharbiter (04/27/2016) [-]
Are you sure you can even explain it simpler without fucking it up and having to spam 3 replies?

I was explaining why fear is a normal response to random shit like what the content has. I wasn't asking about your philosophy in generation degradation you autistic potato fucker.
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#25 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
And on a mature note, a simpler explanation would be: Media pussifies kids. Goosebumps is a horror franchise, so I suppose it gets a free-pass. But everything else seems to have taught kids to be complete fucking pussies in the face of danger.
User avatar
#24 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
So you want eggs with that spam or what?
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#21 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Because I picture you as Doctor Eggman/Robotnik and rustling his jimmies gives me the giggles.
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#20 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Wait, you don't like spam? Alright, well I was on my phone before, but now I know that you don't like spam so I'm going to stoop to your maturity level and spam you.
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#19 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
Autistic potato fucker? You sound like Christopher Chandler, bro.
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#14 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
back, during*
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#13 - steamjester (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm tired of how pussified everything has become since the 90's? I mean, you take a look at most kids back our grandparents' time and they were catching wild animals...for fun. Whereas most kids have become dainty narcissistic cringe lords who cry if someone doesn't acknowledge thei nickname.
#2 - Indeed! 04/26/2016 on Survival! +1
#41 - Hahaahhaha! 04/25/2016 on Gay Porn +1
#59 - Sounds like most modern relationships, dating a woman-child. 04/22/2016 on Roll to see what the end... 0
#58 - You take the cake this time, anon! 04/22/2016 on Roll to see what the end... 0
#2 - Agreed 04/22/2016 on Best Group-Cover Ever! Good... +1
#7 - Wut? Everyone else is sick of them. They've been literally pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on My solution for... -2
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#9 - usarmyexplain (04/22/2016) [-]
You are telling me that the works of art and literature that were inspired by and preserved because of religions ideas, are plague?

Modern scientific theory only exists because monks set out to prove that there was an order to the universe and to discover the laws of science and nature. The morals of our societies are religious in nature, what exactly about "Fems/Evangelists" is holding back society?
#81 - More faggotry. You even picked the EXACT image macro that goes…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on pettition to get social... 0
#87 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2016) [-]
Well, you already responded, so I guess that options off the table... But if you don't want people to be condescending towards you, maybe try not to use words that mean the polar opposite of what you're trying to say.
#74 - Exactly. **** the concern-trolls and moral fags with their rel… 04/21/2016 on pettition to get social... 0
#73 - YEA! STARSHIP TROOPERS! HUMANITY'S ULTIMATE NAZI DESTINY IN TH…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on pettition to get social... 0
#125 - pjers (04/22/2016) [-]
Well they aren't racist, sexist or homophobic so they aren't exactly nazis, but they are definitely fascist.
Ayn Rand in the stars!
#72 - **** off with your relativism, moral fag. The rights and evolu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2016 on pettition to get social... +1
#76 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2016) [-]
So by suggesting we should act in absolutes in accordance with our declared principles, I'm a relativist?
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#81 - steamjester (04/22/2016) [-]
More faggotry. You even picked the EXACT image macro that goes hand in hand with narcissistic/condescending faggotry. My dillema: should I point out your bullshit? Or should I avoid dignifying you with a response?
#87 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2016) [-]
Well, you already responded, so I guess that options off the table... But if you don't want people to be condescending towards you, maybe try not to use words that mean the polar opposite of what you're trying to say.
#8 - RELEVANT AS ****! 04/21/2016 on Roll to see what the end... 0
#3 - lively life where I feel "alive" and invigorated*. T… 04/21/2016 on My solution for... 0
#2 - Not exactly an extremist when I follow a Nietzchean mentality.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on My solution for... +1
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#3 - steamjester (04/21/2016) [-]
lively life where I feel "alive" and invigorated*. Typo. Stupid phone.
#7 - I'm not your buddy, Pal.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Every Fandom, Ever +2
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#9 - theuglypanda (04/21/2016) [-]
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#8 - nuclearfishin (04/21/2016) [-]
Friends, let's all just calm down.
#157 - You beat me to it. Exactly. Why not both? 04/21/2016 on Tiddy Or Flatty: Is FJ Normal? +1
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#60 - anon (05/15/2016) [-]
Thanks for posting so much on this site.
I have a huge channels update coming soon which will massively improve channels.
It's going to be amazing.
#58 - warioteam (05/10/2016) [-]
new phone who dis
#59 to #58 - steamjester (05/10/2016) [-]
A new friend!
#55 - ffffyou (02/21/2016) [-]
#54 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#57 to #54 - steamjester (05/05/2016) [-]
Hey, are ratings broken? I was at #25 today and now it's back at 28 + my "highest ranking" is back to 28 as well. Not complaining but that's just weird. Very odd.
#52 - skyrimdovah (09/16/2015) [-]
They say porn is a window to the soul.
#53 to #52 - steamjester (09/16/2015) [-]
Robots are amazing.
#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
#48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
#34 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
#35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
#40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
#30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
#31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
#22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
#6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
#14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
#16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
#17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
#18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
#20 to #19 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
#10 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
ENEMY SPY?
#8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
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