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#162 - He IS pretty good, but defending him = fanboying. Which is stu… 10/06/2015 on This is not okay 0
#52 - That thing's fighting for life, you know.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on the ultimate vibrator 0
User avatar #57 - bigheadedshrimp (10/05/2015) [-]
And therefore, it has sat down
#36 - We need to start beating childish people. Not even joking. We …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on This is not okay -29
User avatar #37 - dalokan (10/05/2015) [-]
Damn bro you went from 0 to 100 real quick.

A fucknugget is just a tenderly loving nickname, like calling your best friend shitdick.
#32 - Why is this thumbed down? Shadman is awesome but a lot of his …  [+] (53 new replies) 10/05/2015 on This is not okay +168
#66 - wax (10/05/2015) [-]
How is this weird looking? Seems normal to me.
#161 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #159 - AztecJew (10/06/2015) [-]
he even uses anarch symbols for the A's. It's like 2002 in here.
#154 - alleksi (10/05/2015) [-]
His problem is the roughness of his edge control and lack of smooth tone changes when it comes to color and light.

A good example is the mother's face in that picture. the way he colors the outer edges of the jaw with a darker tone is clumsy and make the face look fake (I'm not saying the goal is to be realistic, but it looks kinda like plastic or something). Another example in that picture is the shading on the daughter's arms. A further example are the extremely hard edges on the breasts. You shouldn't (not saying you can't , but generally you shouldn't) use such hard lines for skin and cloth.

Also his features are a bit wonky, if you for example look at the nostrils on the girl, how they don't horizontally line up with the face (one is much higher than the other, making it look like the nose is tilted towards the bottom right corner)

I tried to illustrate what I mean (though painting is my weakness), with such a cartoony style he needs to have smoother tone changes in my opinion
User avatar #146 - mranldestroyer (10/05/2015) [-]
his art is just like any other shitty western hentai artist
#129 - mrfix (10/05/2015) [-]
#140 - wax (10/05/2015) [-]
shadbase.com frontpage
User avatar #124 - exotic (10/05/2015) [-]
this is trash and pedo bait
#90 - midfir (10/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but compare that to this and I don't understand how people can get off to shadman anymore.
#112 - wax (10/05/2015) [-]
one is western, the other is some weeabo shit
#113 - midfir (10/05/2015) [-]
That was not what the discussion was about, but alright here have some none weeaboo shit that is still way better.
#121 - IrishSasquatch (10/05/2015) [-]
I have a framed print of this I got when I unexpectedly found the artist at a con. My girlfriend told me to buy it.
#164 - midfir (10 hours ago) [-]
You lucky bastard, the fact that you found a print is already pretty fucking cool, but to have a girlfriend who likes it is even better. I'm not sure if placing that on my wall would increase the chance of finding a girlfriend to be honest.
#165 - IrishSasquatch (8 hours ago) [-]
She's an odd one. That's what makes her a keeper though. She LOVES Final Fantasy and got a print of this one. She's quicker to point out tits than I am. It frightens me.
#118 - wax (10/05/2015) [-]
Difference in artstyle isn't necessarily bad. People are saying shadman's porn is badly drawn because he pays attention to detail and over-exaggerates some aspects of it but that doesn't mean he is a bad artist or anything.

I suppose it's a specific taste. Art throughout history isn't the same. There is no best artpiece because it's subjective.
#94 - nobleknight (10/05/2015) [-]
I can't find what that pic goes to
#91 - corporate (10/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #102 - floopjr (10/05/2015) [-]
hey man youre a mod ban these fuckin weebs ban urself too
User avatar #103 - corporate (10/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #97 - thycupcake (10/05/2015) [-]
hey man respect kerasu
User avatar #98 - corporate (10/05/2015) [-]
I don't even know what that means.
I was responding cause that's a promiscuous pair of tits.
#99 - thycupcake (10/05/2015) [-]
A VERY high quality LoL porn artist
All over gelbooru
#92 - midfir (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how to respond to this.
#84 - asotil (10/05/2015) [-]
That backpack pin tho
User avatar #71 - angelious (10/05/2015) [-]
when they get naked it starts to show.

his attention to some of the details makes his art go into the uncanny valley.
#73 - wax (10/05/2015) [-]
meh maybe it's because i dont look at it as art and instead porn
User avatar #74 - angelious (10/05/2015) [-]
so drawn porn shouldnt be held to the same standard as any other drawn art?

the thing is, the uncanny attention to detail is really a boner kill for a lot of people . which leads to people calling shads art out.
#76 - wax (10/05/2015) [-]
i'm saying i don't pay attention to the detail of a picture but rather the idea of it. when jerking off i don't notice this supposed uncanny attention to detail.
when i don't jerk off, most of what he draws is too nasty to look at.
User avatar #77 - angelious (10/05/2015) [-]
do...you could get off on stick figures then?

aight...whatever floats your boat :/ i aint judging. i just hold my porn to a higher standard in quality...again. no harsh feelings intended even thou this looks like it is...
#59 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
it's fun to pretend I can study funnyjunk as a culture but it stops being fun when I realize I'm not very different
User avatar #47 - captainprincess (10/05/2015) [-]
Shadman is awesome for what he does and the boundaries he crosses
Not how well he does them

Because his style is rather ugly
#80 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
"Boundaries he crosses"

Dude, most hentai series are fucked up. I once saw a werewolf fuck this chick whose head exploded when he finished.
User avatar #125 - captainprincess (10/05/2015) [-]
So he doesn't cross boundaries then? Because others do it too?
User avatar #148 - marmiteistasty (10/05/2015) [-]
I think it's a pretty shoddy boundary if the majority of sites contain stuff that's outside of it.
#149 - captainprincess (10/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #151 - marmiteistasty (10/05/2015) [-]
I dunno.
It's just my opinion and all, but with all the bestiality, loli, incest and stuff he draws... it's pretty hard to defend him. He's definitely not the greatest artist and all, but I think he's got something for a lot of people with pretty specific tastes.
User avatar #153 - captainprincess (10/05/2015) [-]
Well all I mean is
Wether or not he's in any way unique or rare for doing so, that boundary crossing is (I think) what people like about him

He, like many others, is willing to do his filth in a wide range of nastiness
User avatar #79 - komandantmirkoo (10/05/2015) [-]
consider the following.

over 90% of all rule 34 stuff is drawn by complete amateurs and looks like shit.

and even though a lot of people hate shadmans guts for some reason he's in the top 10% of all r34 artists.

i think it's a bit unfair to call him shit just because someone else is better. in the grand scheme of things he's actually bretty good
User avatar #162 - steamjester (10/06/2015) [-]
He IS pretty good, but defending him = fanboying. Which is stupid. But some of his attention to detail is just weird. Really fucking weird.
#135 - valigar (10/05/2015) [-]

Lets not pretend like there's a great wealth of people, on this site at least, with the talent or the balls to not only draw coherent and non-cringy pics, but also to do so for r34 material, and in such a way that it's actually fappable. I challenge any one of Shadman's nay-sayers to make even remotely the same quality drawings, let alone any better
INB4 Don't have to be able to draw to tell a good drawing from bad
Fap, or do not. There is no try.
#147 - marmiteistasty (10/05/2015) [-]
I think a lot of it actually has to do with art style. Shadman can draw, he definitely has the ability, but between him and Spazkid, his style is a lot less pleasing to the average viewer. Not calling him Michaelangelo or anything, but uh, it's porn. It has more to do with invoking emotions and shit than actually being pretty and stuff.
User avatar #126 - captainprincess (10/05/2015) [-]
Yehabut I didn't call him shit
I called him awesome

I said his style is ugly though
And it is

To me
#136 - valigar (10/05/2015) [-]
Sry, just never get a chance to use this pic
I'll be going now...
You're input is valuable, and you should feel valuable
#137 - captainprincess (10/05/2015) [-]
I am input
valuable input
#139 - valigar (10/05/2015) [-]
#81 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
His shit is mediocre man, it looks like biker art you see on bathroom stalls. It would be unfair to call his stuff shit if there was like a handful of people who were better than him, but I'd be willing to say he's on the bottom half of people who draw regularly enough to have a website.
#95 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
XKCD, Cyanide and Happiness, the oatmeal, hell, even out own tie. These all have their own websites, two of them are stickmen, all are worse than shadman
User avatar #83 - komandantmirkoo (10/05/2015) [-]
fair point. but if you compare his stuff with some shit you can regularly find on deviant art etc he's not that shit.

you can compare his shit to someone like justin beiber for instance. if you take into account all of the music produced in the last 50-60 years, beiber sucks a fat one compared to the greats, but if you take his singing at face value without bias you can't say he doesn't have talent.
#127 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
Two points about that:

- JB was forced into fame by people with the money to do so, this factor is such a big part of his popularity that the comparison you're making only half-works.

- I think his skill could be argued to be lackluster but clearly there is a big audience for his style and the kinda shit he has in his comics.
User avatar #34 - dalokan (10/05/2015) [-]
Babies can't handle someone calling their favorite artist mediocre, even if they are.
User avatar #109 - enlightednatzie (10/05/2015) [-]
Its funnyjunk. This site is full of sexually frustrated retarded manchildren who faps to cartoons.
User avatar #36 - steamjester (10/05/2015) [-]
We need to start beating childish people. Not even joking. We have spoiled children and adults to the point where they do HORRIBLE shit to others and then cry if you even dare point them out. Fuck our society. A circus full of psychopathic weak clowns. But yea, I feel yea. Also what the fuck are fuck nuggets?
User avatar #37 - dalokan (10/05/2015) [-]
Damn bro you went from 0 to 100 real quick.

A fucknugget is just a tenderly loving nickname, like calling your best friend shitdick.
#258 - The Yaoi honestly irks me a bit. Namely because of how people …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on soule's profile 0
User avatar #262 - santamansan (10/05/2015) [-]
Someone from a while back
#5 - Did you meet her through college? I feel sorry for her childre… 10/05/2015 on LOL. -1
#25 - Comment deleted 10/04/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - Do you live in California? The ones here are supremely obnoxio…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2015 on LOL. 0
#4 - wltwitch (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm in Wisconsin. Being in the land of cheese and fried everything means vegans are low in number in my city. You run across them mostly in colleges. But an acquaintance of mine is vegan and she pushes that shit on her kid as well. She's given me speeches on why her veganism makes her a better person than everyone else and the poor animals being killed to feed everyone so many times. Then she starts ranting about vaccines, chemtrails, and the government plotting to put tracking chip implants on everyone. She stopped talking to me after I asked if she was taking her medications.
User avatar #5 - steamjester (10/05/2015) [-]
Did you meet her through college? I feel sorry for her children. Jesus fucking Christ. May God have mercy on them. The last thing we need is more broken people. And I'm talking about her kids.
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#93 - True. It may be a reactionary based troll post. However, the g… 10/02/2015 on What in the...?! +1


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#52 - skyrimdovah (09/16/2015) [-]
They say porn is a window to the soul.
User avatar #53 to #52 - steamjester (09/16/2015) [-]
Robots are amazing.
#45 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - commontroll ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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