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#21 - Nah, shorter than that 07/20/2015 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! +3
#16 - Incorrect. Modern day Germany != origin of ancient Germanic tr…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Fucking Thor. +8
User avatar #21 - germanblood (07/20/2015) [-]
I am more educated than anyone on this site.

OK then.

If you think you are so smart, then please tell me what is the Folk religion of the Germans then?
#22 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
You're not helping yourself, genius. Just because Germans follow it, doesn't mean it originated from them. Germans specifically following Norse mythology is no different than me following Christianity. Just because I follow it doesn't mean my specific ancestors came up with it. Conversely, I have traced my ancestry back directly to Erik Thorvaldsson.

You're choosing to ignore the biggest point I'm making. Either that or you're too dense to get it. Northern Germanic tribal people covered a HUGE swath of northern Europe. German people claiming to be the exact roots of Germanic paganism is foolish and patently false. Trying to argue against that is only going to make you look like a drooling pleb to anyone who's actually studied Norse mythology and its origins.
User avatar #30 - germanblood (07/20/2015) [-]
And you are just an ignorant racist bigot...
User avatar #31 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
LOL the trademark response of an idiot who finally realizes how stupid they're looking but has to keep digging.

In the future try forming an actually coherent argument, kiddo.
#38 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
But... you are wrong.
#13 - Norse, actually, but technically Germanic. Not specifically Ge…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Fucking Thor. +14
User avatar #15 - germanblood (07/20/2015) [-]
They are the Folk Gods of the German peoples.

Therefore they are German Gods.

That's one thing they cannot take away from us!
User avatar #16 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
Incorrect. Modern day Germany != origin of ancient Germanic tribal people.

Norse mythology originates from the north Germanic tribes.

Educate yo'self:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_peoples
www.historyworld.net/wrldhis/PlainTextHistories.asp?historyid=ac67
www.odinsvolk.ca/GermanicPeoples.htm
User avatar #21 - germanblood (07/20/2015) [-]
I am more educated than anyone on this site.

OK then.

If you think you are so smart, then please tell me what is the Folk religion of the Germans then?
#22 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
You're not helping yourself, genius. Just because Germans follow it, doesn't mean it originated from them. Germans specifically following Norse mythology is no different than me following Christianity. Just because I follow it doesn't mean my specific ancestors came up with it. Conversely, I have traced my ancestry back directly to Erik Thorvaldsson.

You're choosing to ignore the biggest point I'm making. Either that or you're too dense to get it. Northern Germanic tribal people covered a HUGE swath of northern Europe. German people claiming to be the exact roots of Germanic paganism is foolish and patently false. Trying to argue against that is only going to make you look like a drooling pleb to anyone who's actually studied Norse mythology and its origins.
User avatar #30 - germanblood (07/20/2015) [-]
And you are just an ignorant racist bigot...
User avatar #31 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
LOL the trademark response of an idiot who finally realizes how stupid they're looking but has to keep digging.

In the future try forming an actually coherent argument, kiddo.
#38 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
But... you are wrong.
#19 - Yes. Yes I would. It would be a very short v…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! +8
User avatar #52 - sphincterface (07/20/2015) [-]
"12 seconds."
User avatar #20 - keatontheghostfox (07/20/2015) [-]
... Probably even a vine
User avatar #21 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
Nah, shorter than that
#19 - I am agreeing with you so hard right now 07/20/2015 on LIberal attacks a... +2
#96 - **stealingbikes used "*roll picture*"** **stealingbikes rol… 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 07/20/2015 on I hope it's hemorrhoids 0
#1 - But he knows she takes it in the ass, so there's that. I say g… 07/20/2015 on Life lessons from tinder girl +3
#36 - Yeah but he made a **** ton of iron daggers and gold rings. 07/20/2015 on Transgendered, twice +1
#2 - "Damnit Tyrone stop throwing the green grapes back. All …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Monkeys Reject Unequal Pay +154
#12 - anonymouselephant (07/20/2015) [-]
You're amazing, I giggled for five minutes straight! I wish wonderful things upon you.
User avatar #7 - randomwanker (07/20/2015) [-]
its a cucumber
#49 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
No, it's a monkey
#52 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
#18 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
WE FOUND THE ESCAPED MONKEY
#11 - Ahhhh good point. You're probably right. 07/19/2015 on :":""":":":": 0
#19 - NO. NO. You do NOT ******* put Jo… 07/19/2015 on Puppy :( 0
#20 - **** man all these Futurama feels What's next,…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Love your parents +1
User avatar #22 - Sewallman (07/19/2015) [-]
sorry about that,

User avatar #21 - Sewallman (07/19/2015) [-]
/Puppy/funny-pictures/5618551/

Nobody liked the dog episode
#28 - "DELETE!" 07/19/2015 on Cat butt +7
#6 - I know I was agreeing 07/19/2015 on rent? +9
#4 - Rich girl problems  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on rent? +20
User avatar #5 - anonefgthree (07/19/2015) [-]
that'sthejoke.jpg
User avatar #6 - stealingbikes (07/19/2015) [-]
I know I was agreeing
#7 - Holy **** I never noticed Seymore popping out of the ch… 07/19/2015 on Feel better, he's there +3
#56 - I hear those are mandatory in classrooms that use Common Core  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Science +13
User avatar #65 - rapterjesus (07/19/2015) [-]
Still can't figure out why people hate the common core so much, I mean, it's not like for the last few decades we practically already had a common curriculum based on the whatever Textbooks were approved in Texas.
User avatar #81 - stealingbikes (07/20/2015) [-]
It's mostly the teaching methods that go along with it. If you look up the actual common core curriculum, you'll find a whole mess of very shoddy teaching methods that are pushed by the schools. Many of which involve an extreme leftist indoctrination.
User avatar #82 - rapterjesus (07/21/2015) [-]
Okay, what the fuck are these 'shoddy teaching methods' cause that sounds like a vague term designed to say absolutely nothing. Our schooling system is already in shambles and underfunded, and current teaching methods are clearly hit and miss. And the moment you bring in 'leftist indoctrination' is the moment you become unreliable, because teaching methods don't have anything to do with content.

The only so-called 'leftist indoctrination' I have heard of is the idea that we teach some of the uglier history of the US (ergo the AP US History fake drama). If you truly believe that being more critical about the history of the United States is bad, then you must not love the US very much. I have been through a US History class taught by a radical leftist lesbian, and I learned ALL about the fucked up shit the US has done, and I am no less proud of my country. The thing that disappoints me the most about the US is how fucking afraid people are of teaching our children the full history of our country. I would rather we avoid the past's mistakes, rather than repeat them because some pussies whined about non-patriotic curriculum.
#71 - twilightdusk (07/20/2015) [-]
The Common Core is commonly associated with standardized testing, which many people hate for various reasons, legitimate and otherwise.
User avatar #72 - rapterjesus (07/20/2015) [-]
Is there any actual major association though, or is it just conflated erroneously?
#73 - twilightdusk (07/20/2015) [-]
My impression was that the minimums set by the Common Core are intended to teach up to the level that the SATs and other earlier standardized tests look at. In terms of a specific connection, all I could find was from here www.corestandards.org/wp-content/uploads/FAQs.pdf saying that one of the reasons why the common core is important is:

Development and implementation of common comprehensive assessment systems that replace existing state testing systems in order to measure student performance annually and provide teachers with specific feedback to help ensure students are on the path to success
#69 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Most people don't have a clue what the common core actually is - its just a certain threshold they want kids to meet in English and Math for each grade level. Its not like its ceiling - schools are able to teach above and beyond this minimum criteria. Why wouldn't we have a minimum criteria?
#8 - Yes it does. You plug it into the headphone jack.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on :":""":":":": +15
User avatar #10 - GmCity (07/19/2015) [-]
He's probably referring to older Apple devices which started with a proprietary connection.
User avatar #11 - stealingbikes (07/19/2015) [-]
Ahhhh good point. You're probably right.
#7 - ******* pleb 07/19/2015 on :":""":":":": +3
#1 - Chick farts are no joke son  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on here, let me help yo-TAKE... +2
User avatar #5 - Tusura (07/20/2015) [-]
Specially when Mary is in town.
On the rag, bleeding, Bloody mary, Period farts smell horrible
#15 - he's-a chargin his lazer 07/19/2015 on Activate owl threat-face! 0
#75 - HFW anyone attempts to even look at him 07/19/2015 on Popped a Blood Vessel... +1
#1 - Picture 07/19/2015 on SJW reaction 0
#52 - Man I remember when the Game Boy first came out. Everyone was … 07/19/2015 on All the time 0

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User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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