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Age: 34
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:5/06/2015
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#139 - mfw I already am 4 hours ago on What are they? +1
#48 - I honestly did not expect that ending 4 hours ago on i wish i was more like paul +18
#101 - I loved that part. An entire theater's worth of jaws dropping.  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on Please Someone Make This... +14
#102 - IamPinhead (5 hours ago) [-]
And Thor's face when Cap tried to pick it up was pretty great
User avatar #153 - sspacecore (2 hours ago) [-]
What if cap could pick it up, but was such a good guy that he didn't want to (for lack of a better term) "de-importantize" Thor, so he caught himself when he nudged it, and then pretended that he couldn't.
#184 - theblackhorntail (1 hour ago) [-]
Cap is worthy just not ready to wield the powahh

Seriously, that guy is more righteous than Jesus himself
#155 - IamPinhead (2 hours ago) [-]
That seems like something Cap might do, and picking it up would take away from the thing I mentioned above.

your profile gif is from neighburly welcum and I respect that
User avatar #156 - sspacecore (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad someone else already knows the source, as opposed to getting 3 comments asking where it's from.
#157 - IamPinhead (2 hours ago) [-]
I think that video has made the rounds here a few times. It's good stuff.
User avatar #148 - Pestilence (3 hours ago) [-]
Of all the mortals on Earth, he is the most worthy.
#150 - IamPinhead (3 hours ago) [-]
I was honestly hoping he could pick it up.
#91 - When your kids are crazy, you gotta be crazier. Mysel…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on What are they? +5
#138 - Ethshar (4 hours ago) [-]
Keep fucking loony and you'll be a terrible parent soon enough.
#139 - stealingbikes (4 hours ago) [-]
mfw I already am
#20 - Mein cat, Loki 05/05/2015 on Random 3 +2
#15 - Picture 05/05/2015 on Shameful Display +3
#10 - You absolute madman 05/05/2015 on My favorite black tweet +5
#20 - He had his back against the record machine 05/05/2015 on Trust 0
#11 - Only four hours? Dude take a couple days off from wor… 05/05/2015 on My close friend's Mom... 0
#11 - Death by snu snu? Totally worth it 05/05/2015 on Rapunzel's Dirty Secret +1

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User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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