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#2 - Le awkward Indian guy. best show no laugh track …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Women +19
User avatar #4 - karenoniks (07/04/2015) [-]
After the first two seasons episodes.
User avatar #23 - hashtronaut (07/05/2015) [-]
episodes minutes
#7 - Even the dog is there. Why... Loved that dog  [+] (18 new replies) 07/02/2015 on After Up +94
#30 - kanekoa (07/03/2015) [-]
This is for you!
#12 - gemli (07/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 - tzukaza (07/03/2015) [-]
BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
#15 - ddoggdiggity (07/02/2015) [-]
Thats what I always wanted to believe but christians always gotta bring a nigga down
#18 - funpunk (07/03/2015) [-]
It's bad enough that I'm technically not allowed to have sex until marriage, but now you're telling me that when I do get a dog I won't even see it in heaven? I love God and everything, but my religion makes me sad sometimes. Guess I just gotta have faith in His plan.
User avatar #43 - YllekNayr (07/03/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with not being religious.
Don't feel guilty if you find yourself feeling let down by christianity.
There are millions of other people that have gone through the same thing, and plenty of us willing to talk to you through it.
#41 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
>implying you'll have sex at all
#42 - funpunk (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 - garymotherfingoak (07/03/2015) [-]
2 bits of advice from a fellow christian:

don't take the old testament too literally, and in most cases, don't listen to creationists.
User avatar #49 - advice (07/03/2015) [-]
so much agree. A good number of Christians (and even moreso Anti-Christians) don't realize that the old testament is mostly there for reference to the new testament stories and call-backs.
When people talk about the whole "stone the gay person and also dismember unwed people who have sex" that's in the old testament and doesn't apply to Christians, maybe some Jewish sects that only follow the Torah, but not us.
#21 - ddoggdiggity (07/03/2015) [-]
Man my faith is shaken so bad it tears me up
#22 - funpunk (07/03/2015) [-]
Sometimes it's difficult knowing what to do with all these different beliefs and ideas being thrown around. I pray to God for some guidance and the fact that I can't find my Bible isn't helping, and the Bible app on my phone doesn't really do it for me , but I get nothing. I guess in the end, all you can really do is try to live up to Jesus' example, pray to God to forgive you when you fail, and just try to be a good person overall. The world's a harsh place, but if we just have faith and be good people, then the next one's going to be worth it. Still bummed out about the whole dog thing, though. I love dogs, and it's going to be even more painful when I get one and it dies, with the whole "animals don't have souls thing". But if I can make its short time on Earth enjoyable, then maybe it won't be so bad.
User avatar #25 - bobthejob (07/03/2015) [-]
I believe everything god has given life to will return to him so cheer up buddy

Ecclesiastes 3:18-21: “As for humans, God tests them so that they may see that they are like the animals. Surely the fate of human beings is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath (literally “spirit“); humans have no advantage over animals. Everything is meaningless. All go to the same place; all come from dust, and to dust all return. Who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?”

Job 12:10 “In his hand is the life of every creature and the breath (literally “spirit”) of all mankind.”

Genesis 9:9-10 “I now establish my covenant with you and with your descendants after you 10 and with every living creature that was with you—the birds, the livestock and all the wild animals, all those that came out of the ark with you—every living creature on earth.”

Genesis 9:16 “Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth.”

Genesis 6:19-22 “You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them.” Noah did everything just as God commanded him.”

Genesis 1:30 “And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.”

Hosea 2:18 “In that day I will make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the creatures that move along the ground. Bow and sword and battle will abolish from the land, so that all may lie down in safety.”

Luke 12:6 “Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God.”
User avatar #23 - ddoggdiggity (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah I try tobelieve people are inherently good but its such a shitty feeling when you are let down not everybody does this but still it sucks when you know where you are destined to go
#24 - funpunk (07/03/2015) [-]
What do you mean "destined to go"? If you're implying that you think that you're going to hell, it's never too late to change. God forgives all sins as long as you have faith and practice it.
User avatar #26 - ddoggdiggity (07/03/2015) [-]
Maybe I just dont know faith is a strange thing
#9 - kapkap (07/02/2015) [-]
probably because dogs dont have amazingly long lifespans?
#8 - kommisarkhrushchev (07/02/2015) [-]
i.imgur.com/FzrJY.jpg

Posting the link to the picture because I don't want to save it
#677 - GOD SAVE THE FUKKEN QUEEN! 06/24/2015 on Euro FJers, where are you... +2
#211 - all I can find. There is more and I think the dude becomes a h… 06/08/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 3 +1
#1573 - Comment deleted 05/09/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#30 - I wasn't bating. I just realised it seems like it. Zyzz is my … 05/07/2015 on Beep Beep BEEP 0
#10 - Aziz bruh the younger years?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Beep Beep BEEP +1
User avatar #29 - lotengo (05/07/2015) [-]
>Aziz
>gay

pick both and watch the fitfags get mad.
User avatar #30 - stayoutofmyshed (05/07/2015) [-]
I wasn't bating. I just realised it seems like it. Zyzz is my idol.

forever mirin
#314 - holy **** , senpai noticed me 05/02/2015 on Vocaroo thread? +9
#1 - No. unless it's a thread only of yours 05/02/2015 on Vocaroo thread? +12
#28 - Picture 04/26/2015 on I FUCKING FOUND IT! 0

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#76 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm in your shed... hwhackin' off
User avatar #78 to #77 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I literally lol'd
#79 to #78 - stayoutofmyshed (06/24/2014) [-]
Good. Also here have this gif in return
Good. Also here have this gif in return
User avatar #86 to #79 - phanact (05/02/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey what did I tell y'all about coming in my shed
#80 to #79 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Meh, I don't see myself ever using that. You can take this gif, though.
Meh, I don't see myself ever using that. You can take this gif, though.
#81 to #80 - stayoutofmyshed (06/24/2014) [-]
how about this then? it seems...useful
how about this then? it seems...useful
User avatar #82 to #81 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
already have it
User avatar #83 to #82 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
never used it though in the past 6 months since I've saved it when it was on FP
#75 - heavyweaponsguyg (06/02/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you've been up to
#74 - heavyweaponsguyg (04/22/2014) [-]
That's all I'm sayin'.
User avatar #73 - heavyweaponsguyg (01/27/2014) [-]
You ****** pickle
#71 - heavyweaponsguyg (12/06/2013) [-]
>mfw Tasha's brother
#69 - heavyweaponsguyg (11/21/2013) [-]
I AM CORNHOLIO
#64 - heavyweaponsguyg (11/19/2013) [-]
I know where you live.
#65 to #64 - stayoutofmyshed (11/20/2013) [-]
I know who you are
#66 to #65 - heavyweaponsguyg (11/20/2013) [-]
You can't hide from me
#67 to #66 - stayoutofmyshed (11/20/2013) [-]
I'll make your impact more fun
I'll make your impact more fun
#56 - EpicAmiss (10/10/2012) [-]
*******		 congrats. You posted a comment under anon. 			****		 you.
******* congrats. You posted a comment under anon. **** you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - stayoutofmyshed (10/10/2012) [-]
What? I didn't do anything like that
User avatar #58 to #57 - EpicAmiss (10/10/2012) [-]
o.o My bad.. Sorry. Some troll anon was pretending to be you.. Or was saying you were a god or something. Sorry bout dat. *hugs*
User avatar #59 to #58 - stayoutofmyshed (10/10/2012) [-]
it's ok
#49 - ebperik ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
*Entering your shed*
*Entering your shed*
#51 to #50 - ebperik ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
*Anally penetrating your shed*
*Anally penetrating your shed*
#53 to #52 - ebperik ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Mfw
User avatar #40 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
"jingleforth come here you troll" Why don't you make me?
User avatar #41 to #40 - stayoutofmyshed (09/24/2012) [-]
why would I need to when you already did the job for me
User avatar #44 to #43 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
yes u bitch ******* faggot ******* QUER
#47 to #46 - stayoutofmyshed (09/24/2012) [-]
been nice talking to you troll, gonna go explore the new section of funnyjunk

kinda made me laugh with your fail attempted
User avatar #48 to #47 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
Get a life, u pussy chicken **** ************
#34 to #32 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
no1 did u fukken queer i fuken kill u motherfuker old style
no1 did u fukken queer i fuken kill u motherfuker old style
#28 to #25 - stayoutofmyshed (09/24/2012) [-]
Jingleforth's gonna make me lose my mind!
#31 to #28 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
do u raff at the idear of failing as asian? you rack descripine NYCKUKAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL JIBUUUUUUUUUUUN
#36 to #31 - stayoutofmyshed (09/24/2012) [-]
Not sure if idiot or troll
#39 to #36 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
I almost gave a 			****		 about you not giving a 			****		 about the guy who didn't give a 			****		 until he gave a 			****		 and all other guys who didn't give a 			****		 also gave a 			****		 because the guy  you not giving a 			****		 about gave a 			****		 so guys who didn't give a 			****		 had to give 			*****		 which lead to many people giving 			*****		 and people who didn't give 			*****		 gave 			*****		 about the guys who did give 			*****		 because the guy who you don't give a 			****		 about gave a 			****		 and the guy's who didn't like it when the people who gave a 			****		 because the guy you don't gave a 			****		 gave a 			****		 about so everyone gave a 			****		 gave a 			****		 they gave a 			****		 because every one else gave a 			****
I almost gave a **** about you not giving a **** about the guy who didn't give a **** until he gave a **** and all other guys who didn't give a **** also gave a **** because the guy you not giving a **** about gave a **** so guys who didn't give a **** had to give ***** which lead to many people giving ***** and people who didn't give ***** gave ***** about the guys who did give ***** because the guy who you don't give a **** about gave a **** and the guy's who didn't like it when the people who gave a **** because the guy you don't gave a **** gave a **** about so everyone gave a **** gave a **** they gave a **** because every one else gave a ****
#22 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
PLZZZ
PLZZZ
User avatar #23 to #22 - stayoutofmyshed (09/24/2012) [-]
what was with the spam?
#24 to #23 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
Pandaface lol
User avatar #26 to #24 - stayoutofmyshed (09/24/2012) [-]
Please tell you have ADD and just eat a whole bag of sugar
#21 - jingleforth (09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #17 - heavyweaponsguyg (09/16/2012) [-]
You are the worst kind of person.
I am proud
#15 - drmrniceguy (09/15/2012) [-]
BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS
User avatar #16 to #15 - stayoutofmyshed (09/15/2012) [-]
STAY OUT OF MY SHED
#10 - minionofdolan (09/10/2012) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #528208 at MLP Friendly Board ** We are there :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - stayoutofmyshed (09/10/2012) [-]
Wait, So I'm in an anime and we are cheerleaders now?
#12 to #11 - minionofdolan (09/10/2012) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #988911 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Yesh
User avatar #13 to #12 - stayoutofmyshed (09/10/2012) [-]
Btw want an item? I kinda went item hunting so got loads, I will give you sir skull if you want
User avatar #14 to #13 - minionofdolan (09/10/2012) [-]
what want in return?
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