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staviemagee

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Gender: male
Age: 74
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Location:The best place ever
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:94282
Times Content Favorited:1101 times
Total Comments Made:473
FJ Points:6127
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#4 - *Paulice*  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on well that's just apauling +202
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#48 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/25/2013) [-]
fuck the paulice
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#44 - newdevyx (11/25/2013) [-]
Despicable me 2 - Fire Alarm Bee-doo that reminded me of this.
#5 - Good maybe now the munchies will make the skinny bastard eat s… 10/29/2013 on Drugs are bad, mkay? +10
#1836 - well that would be 3 pm to 9 pm my time which is when i am usually on. 10/28/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators 0
#5 - I am a magician as well. Scroll over my blue face and see a co…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Magic +3
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#43 - newsuperyoshi (10/27/2013) [-]
1spooky6me!
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#41 - seras (10/27/2013) [-]
My aunt died of cancer today. She smoked. Her fault.
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#7 - thinegame (10/27/2013) [-]
That symbol's an eye, not a face.
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#28 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
True but due to the dark background it looks like a blue face with sunglasses.
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#6 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Sadly, that is a possibility for me buddy
#14 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
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#15 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Save your feels for something else. I smoke cigarettes like a motherfucker and my lungs are going to shit. Not even worth sympathizing
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#27 - greedtheavaricious (10/27/2013) [-]
We're in the same boat, man. Hey, got some left? It's gonna be a long ride down the river.
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#18 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2013) [-]
We're in the situation bro.
#16 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
What a strange sight, someone who isn't worth worrying about. I should probably take a picture.
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#17 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Im guessing you havent seen Generation Me lately
#19 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
Would that be a movie of some sort or are you directly referencing the young people of today.
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#20 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
That is actually the name of the current group of youngins, if i am correct
#22 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
Well on the contrary, sir. I would say the problem with Generation Me would be they weren't cared for in the first place. No well raised tyke would get sucked into downward spiral that had enveloped a large portion of our youth if they'd been raised correctly.

Hell, I'm only twenty and even I'm confused as to how we as a nation went from The Eagles to The Beiber in so short a time.
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#23 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
That is an excellent point you are raising sir. Then wth is wrong with Generation Me? (Generation Z is the new one)
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#24 - holycrapimacupcake (10/27/2013) [-]
I applaud you, you're takign this in stride, go buy a fucking cookie.
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#21 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Nope, im thinking of Generation Z
#9 - This brought a tear to my eye and a thumb to your profile. 10/22/2013 on Banned +7
#36 - Fool! a quip about a BARTerfly would have been far more delicious. 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ +3
#174 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Smart Title 0
#12 - Thank god for this gif! I was looking for a way to paint all o…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2013 on How to paint a guitar +37
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#48 - synapse (10/21/2013) [-]
>2013
>not playing Progressive Technical Death Metal on an 8 string electric guitar
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#20 - thedemonic (10/21/2013) [-]
and ruin the fretboard at the same time
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#128 - racrox (10/21/2013) [-]
I would imagine the best way to do this is before you actually put all the shit on
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#28 - zzitro (10/21/2013) [-]
I think they were kidding. The joke probably is that there is also a gaping hole that would fill up with paint.
#170 - anon (10/21/2013) [-]
simple fix, cover the hole somehow.
#61 - danzey (10/21/2013) [-]
Except there is no paint, its water with a sort of thin layer on top.
#174 - ajjurgens (10/21/2013) [-]
it would still fill up...
#21 - anon (10/21/2013) [-]
yeah, you need to have a removable neck and those nylon string guitars are glued together.
#8 - Why don't you have a seat? 10/21/2013 on well fuck you too -9
#81 - I too have been thumbed to oblivion by the FJ bandwagon that r… 10/18/2013 on title +2