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standingbehindyou

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Date Signed Up:1/11/2012
Last Login:9/03/2015
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#28 - kadrynna (10 hours ago) [-]
because human sounds aren't their natural vocalizations, they mimic us using their sounds- so they aren't really talking, they're squawking and chirping in a way that sounds like our words and mouth movements
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User avatar #39 - oranyonereally (11 hours ago) [-]
who dat?
User avatar #7 - theintercourser (17 hours ago) [-]
nice
#16 - Picture 09/01/2015 on NO! MAKE IT STOP! +8
#76 - Just party by yourself. 08/31/2015 on "I'm currently #2 on... +2
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User avatar #9 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
#10 to #9 - standingbehindyou ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
A ball? It isn't liquid, so no drop spilled, and when you need to use a ball you fill it (to the brim) with air.
User avatar #11 to #10 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
You can stab this object repeatedly and yet nothing is spilled
User avatar #12 to #11 - standingbehindyou ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
trousers? pants can be dropped, when you use them (putting them on) they're filled with your legs, you can stab the pants and nothing is spilled (as long as no one is wearing them, otherwise blood).
User avatar #8 - skyrimdovah (05/02/2015) [-]
I checked, you aren't behind me
User avatar #6 - creepydudewatching (02/01/2015) [-]
>Your username
>My username
Were we separated at birth?
#8 to #7 - creepydudewatching (02/01/2015) [-]
I am so sorry I forgot about that...    
 I usually remember most things but I know why I didn't remember that...    
 That was the day I broke up with my ex; I was drunk on FJ that night and I was just trying to find some human connection to numb the pain    
 Jesus, man.. 			****		..
I am so sorry I forgot about that...
I usually remember most things but I know why I didn't remember that...
That was the day I broke up with my ex; I was drunk on FJ that night and I was just trying to find some human connection to numb the pain
Jesus, man.. **** ..
#4 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - shitdickinator (11/12/2013) [-]
can I have any of your points?
User avatar #1 - Crax (11/29/2012) [-]
I see your tank shenanigans and I don't know if I love you or hate you
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