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sssnakeyes

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/18/2011
Last Login:10/09/2012
Location:Sydney
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Content Thumbs: 23053 total,  25153 ,  2100
Comment Thumbs: 389 total,  528 ,  139
Content Level Progress: 4.7% (47/1000)
Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:10
Content Views:93254
Times Content Favorited:2268 times
Total Comments Made:209
FJ Points:23457
Favorite Tags: along (2) | check (2) | Just (2) | Move (2) | my (2) | posts (2) | pussy (2) | there (2) | will (2) | You (2)
16 years old, 5'9, long long brown hair, brown eyes, half chinese, half english, what else.... play squash, try to run, check funnyjunk every second of spare time

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    shhhhh look at this shhhhh look at this
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    haha christian haha christian
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    if you remember this your awsome if you remember this your awsome
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    honest man honest man
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    when it happens when it happens
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    touched touched

latest user's comments

#52 - Johnny Depp under a alias....? 06/20/2012 on Bill's son 0
#629 - me popularity wise I'm in the middle although I was bullied qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on Couples +1
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#638 - serpentineophiliac (06/13/2012) [-]
Dude, I had the same fate, have a feel from me. ;u;
#390 - Am I the only one who dosent get this? Can someone please …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Owww I'm going to hell +1
#394 - anon (01/26/2012) [-]
You know, italic is like bended to the right... so the ship will bend too :d
#392 - lolcatkiller (01/26/2012) [-]
I think this picture can explain
#186 - MY BODY IS READY  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2012 on Anti Friendzone 0
#194 - Robtg (01/12/2012) [-]
; ) any time chica
#128 - hey guys i know that alot of those douche bags your losing gir…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2011 on The friend zone. +8
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#134 - TheMather (12/24/2011) [-]
Except you know, not everyone on the internet are fat and pale IRL. Friendzoning happens to all good guys, not just those who look like they spent 99% of their life in front of a computer.
Let me put myself as an example, I both tone and tan with no effort at all, I can barely gain weight even when I'm trying, I've also got a face that goes along with any sort of clothing or accessory, no matter how ridiculous. Yet I've been friendzoned.
#146 - maryjayne (12/24/2011) [-]
>friendzoning happens to all good guys
>dress like any gamer should
>describing your outfits with deadly precision
>everything else you said
you sound SO pretentious
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#149 - TheMather (12/24/2011) [-]
I've got Asperger's Syndrome, I do everything with deadly precision.
#154 - maryjayne (12/24/2011) [-]
I like where this is going
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#138 - thebritishguy (12/24/2011) [-]
sorry to break it to you but it sounds like your gay
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#143 - TheMather (12/24/2011) [-]
With any sort of clothing and accessory what I had in mind was shades and hats, because you know some hats are still awesome, like single-color trilbys (none of that squared or striped white/gray and blue shit hipsters wear) and the way I tan is none of that fake sunbed shit, but going to sleep in the real sunlight like a fucking man.
And although I can dress in whatever I want without looking retarded (or gay), I still dress like any gamer should, black/blue hoodie, black t-shirt and baggy denim pants. Add a pair of aviators, a half-helmet and a soft-chopper MC to that attire and you've got how I roll.
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#155 - thebritishguy (12/24/2011) [-]
ok your not gay but you wouldn't look cool I mean Id think youd look cool but to the average girl she'd think you'd look weird I think
#130 - vanhoutte (12/24/2011) [-]
#599 - **sssnakeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #141 a… 12/20/2011 on Ringing +1
#172 - not all girls turn too douche bags, and not all guys are manip… 12/18/2011 on Hi, I'm a girl +3
#264 - if only we could all know each other irl...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2011 on Funny Awkward moment 0
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#262 - today my friend ditched me for new years saying a obviously ma… 12/17/2011 on Funny Awkward moment 0
#259 - this is why i need funny junk, these holidays all alone withou…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Funny Awkward moment +6
#269 - vagtastic (12/17/2011) [-]
All dem feels. This is why I need FJ sometimes. /b/ros aren't real bros
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#264 - sssnakeyes (12/17/2011) [-]
if only we could all know each other irl...
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