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#147 - You're not cynical, you're pessimistic. 3 hours ago on Feeling the Feel +1
#65 - You and StreyrAUG just had a serious talk arguing which metal …  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on random image search 0
#67 - lovot (9 hours ago) [-]
Thanks I guess?
#9 - It's just plain harassment. It's teenage **** , really. 10 hours ago on Poor Leon 0
#82 - I'm actually pretty confident in my penis.  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Feeling the Feel +2
User avatar #97 - sirnigga (7 hours ago) [-]
you having a penis doesn't change the fact that your a whore
#102 - slyve (7 hours ago) [-]
Nothing wrong with being a man whore. Pic ... somewhat related.
#76 - a friend of mine who happens to be puerto rican can back flip.…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Feeling the Feel +2
User avatar #91 - kexio (9 hours ago) [-]
physical attributes and a base state of mind are totally different things.
#78 - opaayumu (10 hours ago) [-]
Well in my experience, most puerto ricans can backflip.
#75 - I dont like you  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on Feeling the Feel -1
User avatar #92 - InflictorOfPain (8 hours ago) [-]
I am sorry. I just have a more cynical attitude towards most people, especially considering my past experience with someone I loved.
User avatar #119 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
well maybe you shouldn't use your small amount of past relationships to categorize "most" women.
just because you are attracted to whores doesn't mean the majority of us are whores, as well.
User avatar #121 - InflictorOfPain (5 hours ago) [-]
Maybe you should think more openly instead of throw accusations. She obviously wasn't a whore to me at first.
User avatar #122 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
oh so it was only 1 girl? and this one girl's actions is enough for you to judge an entire gender? and I'M the one who needs to think more openly?
User avatar #125 - InflictorOfPain (5 hours ago) [-]
Not precisely. I've observed how they behave and saw light through the experiences of others too. Don't worry, most males are moronic as well. I tend to think of them both in one category.
#163 - hypervamppkid (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't really like the idea of observance. Sure, you can see what's going on from a third person point of view, but how are you able to establish any connection like that? In observance, there's always the issue with the study group pool. It's only a fraction of what is out there. Hypothetically, let's say you've watched these things happen from a school, it might be about 2% of your city's total population, right? How about then if you figure in that you concentrate mostly on your friends and acquaintances? That would slim the population down significantly, too. Or if you're basing it on what you hear, a.k.a. on the popular student gossip, then fuck yeah you're going to hear drama.


Here's my story. I've only dated one guy. It was a pretty stable relationship, he always called me every day and was a nice guy. But after about eight months I wanted to take a break and told him, and he was fine with it, but accordingly, he went to one of my friends' houses crying about how he was missing me and decided to date her while we were separated. He would text that he still loves me, that he wanted to be back together and couldn't think of anyone else but me. He breaks up with her after about a month and wanted to get back together with me. Also, there are so many guys that are in relationships that have called me up, asking me to go out with them, or how they want to do things with me when they're so 'in love' with another person. One of these guys were engaged. BUT am I blaming all guys for their actions? No.






tl;dr It doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl. You should be human to everyone and not be a sleazeball.
User avatar #147 - srskate (3 hours ago) [-]
You're not cynical, you're pessimistic.
#58 - It doesn't have to be that way. You don't need to be angry all…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Snack Wrap 0
#59 - onyxleigion (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm not angry. If I was angry I wouldn't insult anyone. I would continue arguing. After realizing that the other person isn't worth the time, I simply tell them my opinion and move on.
#56 - A few things 1. notice that I never said anything about or…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Snack Wrap 0
#57 - onyxleigion (15 hours ago) [-]
One thing. When you get on the internet, understand that people don't give two shits about the person on the other computer. What do I care if your feelings get hurt? If you can't take criticism, then don't comment. I may be an asshole, but I don't get offended when other people are also assholes.
User avatar #58 - srskate (15 hours ago) [-]
It doesn't have to be that way. You don't need to be angry all the time. Being wrong doesn't mean you need to be an asshole.
#59 - onyxleigion (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm not angry. If I was angry I wouldn't insult anyone. I would continue arguing. After realizing that the other person isn't worth the time, I simply tell them my opinion and move on.
#54 - I can tell you all the combos there if you'd like  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on Snack Wrap 0
#55 - onyxleigion (15 hours ago) [-]
Because the first person is the only one who said anything about ordering something. You're a moron.
User avatar #56 - srskate (15 hours ago) [-]
A few things
1. notice that I never said anything about ordering anything
2. Neither Regal cinemas nor amstar sells snack wraps
3. When you talk to someone on the internet, there's another living human being on the other side. Insulting someone out of the blue like that is just rude, and shows that you're out of other options. You need to chill.
#57 - onyxleigion (15 hours ago) [-]
One thing. When you get on the internet, understand that people don't give two shits about the person on the other computer. What do I care if your feelings get hurt? If you can't take criticism, then don't comment. I may be an asshole, but I don't get offended when other people are also assholes.
User avatar #58 - srskate (15 hours ago) [-]
It doesn't have to be that way. You don't need to be angry all the time. Being wrong doesn't mean you need to be an asshole.
#59 - onyxleigion (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm not angry. If I was angry I wouldn't insult anyone. I would continue arguing. After realizing that the other person isn't worth the time, I simply tell them my opinion and move on.
#53 - Why do you assume we care so much about the first person? No o… 15 hours ago on Snack Wrap 0

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User avatar #313 to #312 - ubadubba (12/30/2014) [-]
Gods don't tempt me like that
User avatar #311 - ied (12/29/2013) [-]
sell me points!!!
please
User avatar #307 to #305 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why you posted that
#306 to #305 - srskate (09/22/2013) [-]
You'll never know if I'm online or offline!
MUAHAHAHA
User avatar #295 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Are you selling your FJ points? (:
User avatar #298 to #295 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
OH, and a gecko pet!

I was really sad when addy took mine away
User avatar #299 to #298 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
If you want it, send for it! : D
I'd like points please
User avatar #300 to #299 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
does 5k sound good?
User avatar #302 to #300 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
As much as you can spare : )
I'd like to buy all of your points
User avatar #303 to #302 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
Ahh, unfortunately that is not possible. I like them as a sort of record of achievement.

But, since you are giving me a much valued (by me) gecko, ill up to 7.5k
User avatar #304 to #303 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, send trade! :]
User avatar #301 to #300 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
for the two items, that is
User avatar #296 to #295 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
Depends, will you sell me a per sir w
User avatar #297 to #296 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Send trade : )
User avatar #289 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8? Since you don't play items.
User avatar #290 to #289 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
I still like em.
sorry bro
#291 to #290 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Can I have 28k? It will keep you over 100k.
User avatar #294 to #292 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
if you get a filly egg ill pay for it though.
User avatar #308 to #294 - kingniggering (10/12/2013) [-]
i got a filly egg
User avatar #309 to #308 - srskate (10/13/2013) [-]
I'll pay for it
#285 - skiskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Blaze it
User avatar #288 to #287 - srskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Fallout is glorious!
But this is my first mod-able PC game. What mods should I get?
#281 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #282 to #281 - srskate (07/15/2013) [-]
no worries, I won't mention you.
#283 to #282 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
It wasn't meant to be serious.
I'm sorry either way!
Thanks
User avatar #284 to #283 - srskate (07/15/2013) [-]
No worries.
I didn't expect people to react that way to the post. I just kinda wanted to be like, "hehe, caught you."
Anyway, good luck, apology accepted and such, and happy hunting.
User avatar #272 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #273 to #272 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
Huh, didn't notice they got updated.

Sure you can buy them, but to be honest, I'm not sure of their worth.
User avatar #274 to #273 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
about 15-20 rits a piece, but i dont have many rits. anything else you might take?
User avatar #275 to #274 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
Any way we could work out a deal where I sell you the wyrms and some other junk for a crossbow?
User avatar #276 to #275 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
just send the wyrms for it
User avatar #278 to #276 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
will do
User avatar #279 to #278 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #280 to #279 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck
User avatar #277 to #276 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
crossbows arent worth anything much
User avatar #270 - theflamingfire (05/30/2013) [-]
I like your avatar
User avatar #271 to #270 - srskate (05/30/2013) [-]
thank you, good sir. A friend made it for me.
#263 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
Just go kill yourself. we don't need your stupidity to spread
User avatar #264 to #263 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
lol
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User avatar #260 to #259 - srskate (03/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?
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User avatar #262 to #261 - srskate (03/14/2013) [-]
*draws blood*
User avatar #252 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
can you sell me runic ingots ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
I haven't smithed in far too long

what ore makes runic?
User avatar #254 to #253 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
well runic ore makes runic ingots, i need them a lot
you can see if you want something on my profile
User avatar #255 to #254 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
I keep looking and I honestly dont believe I have any ingots or bars.
User avatar #256 to #255 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
i sent you what i want you look if you want something for it
User avatar #257 to #256 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
oh, that few?
Thats the problem, I was looking for something I had a lot of.

Would you be willing to part with any fabulous gems?
User avatar #258 to #257 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
no problem just trade what you think its best
User avatar #239 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
what do you want for your toads?
User avatar #240 to #239 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
you're talking to the wrong person, www.funnyjunk.com/user/deadlywarrior is the one with a bunch
User avatar #242 to #240 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
still want yours too
User avatar #244 to #242 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
i've honestly got no clue how much they're worth.
But i have to keep one, I got one as a gift, and I want to keep him.
User avatar #245 to #244 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
well of course. i always leave one for unique
#251 to #245 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
User avatar #246 to #245 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
hmm, i've always wanted a slendermen. You think we could work out a deal where i give you the toads along with other items for a slenderman or two,
User avatar #237 - redictor ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
sorry, u were a little too late with that trade ._.
User avatar #238 to #237 - srskate (11/16/2012) [-]
darn it
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#228 - chibitalia (11/09/2012) [-]
Hello Kevin.....
Hello Kevin.....
User avatar #229 to #228 - srskate (11/09/2012) [-]
Sup sabrina.
User avatar #234 to #229 - chibitalia (11/10/2012) [-]
How u doin?
User avatar #235 to #234 - srskate (11/10/2012) [-]
meh, lost my phone
User avatar #236 to #235 - chibitalia (11/12/2012) [-]
That sucks D:>
#219 - zyarc (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm collecting black smithing objects so I need them before anyone else gets them

Thanks for the hammer though ^^
User avatar #220 to #219 - srskate (11/04/2012) [-]
No problem. Smart idea, get prepared before they're needed.


On that note: I am totally prepared for alchemy and crafting.
#221 to #220 - zyarc (11/04/2012) [-]
Haha, good luck ^^
User avatar #222 to #221 - srskate (11/04/2012) [-]
Same to you
User avatar #206 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
I have all the parts for a blue pony but none of the souls, still interested?
User avatar #207 to #206 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
what souls are needed exactly?
User avatar #209 to #207 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
I changed my mind, even if i took every one of your items and fj points i would still be getting a bad deal.
User avatar #210 to #209 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
************ , gotts collect more

any tips
User avatar #211 to #210 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
I'm not the best one for advice, but i would just spend a day picking up rits, then sell them off 1k a pop.
I did that with hues and got 1mil worth of items in one day.
User avatar #212 to #211 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
**** , the booring way

how much would an angelic chest net me?
User avatar #213 to #212 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
200-400k I'd say
If you are lucky you might get someone to overpay
User avatar #214 to #213 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
ima trade my angelic ingots for demonic ones.

TO THE IMAGE BOARAD
User avatar #208 to #207 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
10 corrupt
User avatar #247 to #208 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
random dual Syncronicity notification
User avatar #248 to #247 - Syncronicity (02/18/2013) [-]
Why you do dis?
#249 to #248 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at Thanks, Obama ** because of this
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at Thanks, Obama ** because of this
User avatar #250 to #249 - Syncronicity (02/18/2013) [-]
I knew it, damn it obama.
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